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2017

29

Dec

Lottie Moss Thick Reality Star Related to Kate Moss of the Day

Lottie Moss in a white bikini on the beach

Lottie Moss has a white bikini on and by default, with all white bikinis, comes a very important thing called fully exposed pussy…

Sure, you can only see a bit of cameltoe on this Lottie Moss reality star who is milking that she’s Kate Moss’ sister, and that people are buying into because of that reason alone, knowing she’s not quite as hot as Kate Moss, but she’s doing the bikini, vacation, summer in Ibiza, winter in Florida or the Caribbean hustle that trashy rich Brits do….because her sister or half sister is Kate Moss, and like a Vegan – she wants you to KNOW it…

But I remember when I first saw a white bikini properly used by my friend’s sister, who was a year younger than us, during a pool day we spent at their house, pussy in my fucking face without her even realizing it…from bush, to labia to clit size…I saw it all and that is the reason White bikinis speak to my heart…

So seeing Lottie Moss clickbaiting, in a white bikini, speaks to my heart, in what I’d call a “current” trendy body, tits and ass and thighs, skinny enough but not that skinny, doing the social media hustle because that’s where the money is, and that’s where the fun is, and that’s where the depression is, because all we see is people having a better life than us….garbage.

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2017

29

Dec

Olivia Culpo’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Olivia Culpo hiding her camel toe in white leggings and a crop top

When you are a pageant girl from 100 years ago like Olivia Culpo, who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, it is important to call the one paparazzi you know, to get him to capture you in a very important moment, when you are wearing white tight leggings, that are jacked up your fucking cunt so hard people can still see the remnants of Joe Jonas or whoever the Jonas Brother who used to fuck her, left behind…

You know, so people like me, not me specifically, I’m insignificant, but an amalgamation of people like me, to collectively elevate her to a place where that she matters…on a level more than just a CamelToe..

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Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2017

29

Dec

Rebecca Gayheart Child Killer in a Bikini of the Day

Rebecca Gayheart Child Murderer Saggy Skin in a Bikini

Look Rebecca Gayheart is on the beach, in her designer bikini, looking old, but not overly fat and disgusting….even though she is relatively irrelevant.

The kid she ran over when talking on her cell phone that she got off for murder because kid was Jay Walking – making her terrible driving not a criminal act – even if it was….

Is Dead.

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2017

29

Dec

Hannah Ferguson Wrestles a Chick in Lingerie for Fashion on Youtube Yet I’m a Porn Site of the Day

I was trying the Amazon affiliate program to see if I could make some extra money for my addictions…and it lasted 2 weeks…I generated tens of thousands of dollars in sales for them…IN TWO WEEKS and all of a sudden, like a Christmas miracle they cancel my account and hijack my earnings saying that I am a PORN site…

THEY WILL NOT PAY ME WHAT I MADE…because they think this is PORN…even though they all watch throat rape movies…

FUCKING LIES!!

Maybe it’s because I link to Porn in the StepLINKS…or maybe it’s because I’ve never censored content I find on the internet – because I find the world a ridiculous lie…

Because you are not in compliance with the Operating Agreement, Amazon will not pay you any outstanding fees related to your account. Amazon exercises its right under the terms of the Operating Agreement to withhold fees based on violations, which include the following:

-Your Site contains sexually explicit material. Sites are considered unsuitable for inclusion in the Associates Program if they contain sexually explicit, violent, libelous/defamatory materials or promote discriminatory or illegal activities.

I started in 2004 and it was fucking annoying seeing censorship on the internet…and now there’s pussy on Instagram / Facebook / Youtube / Google and all the big players…making my nipples obsolete…

BUT I am the fucking porn site, posting contnet I find, that’s pop culture and celebrity and not even Gaping Ass, or Weird Fetish videos, the real human experience I am more into that the lie that is pop culture…

Yet Love Magazine can put out a video of a bikini model, who is barely a bikini model, but who is trying to be a fashion model, thanks to being a bikini model…in lingerie fucking beating up another chick wrestling…in provocative poses and Youtube’s like “DOPE CLICKBAIT TO RUN ADS ON THAT ISN’T PORN”…even if it’s more porn than ANYTHING I’ve ever posted.

FUCK YOU INTERNET for robbing me.

Elsa Hosk for Love of the Day

Posted in:Elisa Hosk|Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2017

29

Dec

Twerking During Labor and Other Videos of the Day

Husband Mad at Cheating Wife

Brazilian Rapist Gets Pipe Shoved Up ASshole

Drunk Dude in Portland Does a Dance

Woman in Wheelchair Goes Down Escalator

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

29

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been thinking a lot about my 2018 resolutions….I mean in the last few minutes because I believe everyday is a disappointment groundhog day facing the same nonsense struggles…

I’ve thought “2018, I’ll beat diabetes by getting my prediabetic ass on a ketosis clean diet and fitness program”….cuz I don’t want to die

I’ve though “2018, I’ll take Drunkenstepfather, a dying art form no one recognizes as an art form, even though people who are celebrated as artists are far less consistent than me, mainstream and get rich with book deals”..

But the only thing I’m going to actually try and commit to is getting anus pics of girls on social media – because the anus, as I’ve mentioned, is the gateway to the girl’s soul…

Here are some stepLINKS…


BOOTY BOXING BAG
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Kendall Jenner is Shutting Down her App
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Mariah Carey Makes a Fuck Ton of Money Every Christmas
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Stephanie Tanner Meth Tits
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Bravo Won’t Fire Arrested Reality Star
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Jealous Husky of the Day
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TRUCK ACCIDENT OF THE DAY
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Shitty Haircut Got Hair Stylist Arrested
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

I know how irritating it is to talk to people about the weather, it’s the small talk that translates to go fuck yourself, I don’t care about you, I don’t care about what you think, or what you have to say, it’s just a polite way to say “you’re nothing to me, but we’re forced to communicate, let’s talk weather”…

But it’s so fucking cold here in Canada, that I think my PENIS has officially become invisible…now I can tell girls that I have a superhero cock, he’s no longer the disappearing man, or mighty mouse miniture pony…he’s the invisible cock…and that will definitely make those girls who typically laugh at my unsolicited dick pics…bow down to their hero…..right?

Is it 2018 yet?

Here are some stepLINKS…


The Little Book of Big Tits
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Ariel Winter Fat Legs
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Bono Says Music has Got Girly, Girly People Find that Offensive because GENDER NEUTRALITY
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Merry Skidmas
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Most Expensive Art in 2017
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Guy Tests Shock Collar on his Leg
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Minka Kelly Big Cleavage
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Men are Wearing Black for the Golden Globes Like Idiots
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Jemma Lucy – Terrifying Nipple SLip
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Shitty Haircut Gets Hair Stylist Arrested
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Floppy Disk Boombox
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Real Housewife Beats her Housekeeper
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Paris Hilton’s Night Club in her House
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Madison Beer – Slutty Outfit
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Bird Laughing in SLow Motion
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The Story of “Sandstorm”
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Rick and Morty on the Jazz Piano
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Oliva Munn Clickbait in a Romper
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Lewis Hamilton Mocks Nephew in a Dress – Forgetting that Genders Don’t Exist
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Paris Jackson – Bikini
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Italian Grandma Learns Google Home
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Miley Cyrus is Not Having a Wedding
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Martha Hunt – Maxim Australia
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Kelly Bensimon Old Lady Bikini
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Izabel Goulart – Hot Lady Bikini
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Pam Anderson Hot in a Slutty Dress with Teens
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Jenny Garth No Make-up
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Diana Kruger Legs
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Girls Sleeping – Erotica
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Kate Upton Tits Running on the Beach
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Pretty Naked TWERK
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Naked Workout
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Pussy in the Sand
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Just Some Lesbians
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Naked Hulla Hoop and Yoga on a Fat Ass
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Japanese BLOB COCK
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THE BEST IN SEX
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Blonde with a Glass Dildo
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2017

28

Dec

Lindsay Lohan WAS BITTEN BY A SNAKE in a Bikini and Survived of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Bitten By  A SNake and Survived in her Bikini

YOU CAN’T KILL LOHAN…

Lindsay Lohan is in Phuket in Thailand, which is where she goes to unwind, you know because she’s so stressed being an emotionally unstable child star who has denounced her American citizenship and sold herself to rich arab men, that have contributed to her weird new accent…

While on a hike, she got bit by a snake, which in and of itself is gnarly as fuck, terrifying really, the most deadly snakes are in Thailand…and girl survived, I assume due to being so medicated and her ability to metabolize drugs, the venom just made her feel a little light headed and now it’s her new drug of choice….while most people would have died…

The reality is..Lohan can’t die….she lives forever….and is in a bikini…HOT….all mangled and shit.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

28

Dec

Faces of Meth Steph Tanner in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Tanner Jodie Sweetin Recovering Meth Addict in a Bikini

Faces of Meth childstar Jodie Sweetin, who you probably remember as Stephanie Tanner on Full House during your TGIF ABC jerk off sessions….who I never found that cute, and apparently either did the industry because post Full House she fell into meth, marrying civil servants, doing the total opposite of what you’d expect of a child star…that show, whether it deserved it or not, was fucking huge…

Well, now she’s older, a mom, off Meth, divorced, back to acting on the remix of Full House that sucks, but that is the only work she gets, and she’s in a bikini…

Not as fun as a once famous girl trying to get a hit with her big tits…but still a child star, re-invented as an adult star of some real shit…half naked…

I’d watch the sex tape, even if I still don’t find her that cute, I’m more into the Jesus Freak one…at last now that this one is off meth…I am not satisfied unless the woman in question is addicted to something…

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Posted in:Jodie Sweetin|SFW

2017

28

Dec

Elle Fanning Titties in a Sports Bra of the Day

Elle Fanning in a sports bra and leggings

Elle Fanning is the sister of a child star, who may also be a child star, but who I think the parents cultivated to be an adult star, because statistically they knew the one they used to open the doors as the child star was not the cute one who had a chance to continue as an adult star, not to mention child stars get all fucked up and can’t carry on the career even if they try… and that they needed this one as the safety to continue the family legacy or family business…

She’s in a sports bra. It looks good.

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Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW