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2018

02

Jan

Britney Spears Performing in Lingerie of the DAy

I think the most magical thing about 2018 is that Britney Spears is still being exploited by her parents like some kind of dancing monkey that earns them a shit ton of money – because she’s medicated and legally under their control – despite pushing 40…

Her body is looking fit as fuck, thanks to discipline, hard training by the people who don’t allow her to do whatever the fuck it is she wants to do with her own money in her own life, because that would mean she wouldn’t be paying back into the family business they’ve set up for her.

The whole thing, is a very creepy and sad story, but I like that her panties under her fishnets are getting smaller and smaller…makes for a public abduction, some Amy Smart shit, Basement dad with the daughter in the basement rasing their inbred kid, shit…that no one seems to protest, contest or try to save the girl…

Here is a video

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2018

02

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Pink Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin’s got the pink hair on for her New Years celebration in Mimai…where she wore a bikini that I tried at least once to zoom in on to see whether I could see any discoloration of her anus…and I couldn’t…but I wanted to…thanks to her being the 21 year old aspiring model who may just finally make it..now that her friends have all made it…from Kylie the Face Stapled with meat products making babies, to Kendall who has withdrawn from her weird voyeur / exhibitionist app people follow her on, the Hadids, who are both way too famous for what they deserve to be…leaving this one…the last in line..hands out ready for her hand out…something we can assume she’s accustomed to being the daughter of a celebrity, but then you gotta think about Stephen Baldwin for a second and wonder if he was really that rich and famous enough to be a real provider to make this girl the brat that her friends are…or that even her cousin with way more famous parents are…

I don’t know her upbringing, I can assume any 21 year old with 11 million followers on social media is a level of vapid, manipulative, overpaid, superficial, garbage cunt…but I also know that she’s not so bad in her bikini…in what I call “at least she’s not that sea monster Ireland”….

And really, as a 48 year old man, I shouldn’t be ripping into some egotistical, half naked, clickbait girl trying to make it as a useless addition to society, just what we need another girl posing in front of a camera, but I am…

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Here’s Ireland Baldwin in her Underwear of the Day to balance out the family success with their failures…

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2018

02

Jan

Rebecca Romijn Stamos in a Bikini of the Day

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Rebecca Romijn Stamos is on Vacation with her husband “My Secret Identity” Jerry O’Connell, who is the hero of this shoot, not just for robbing John Stamos of his wife and knocking up the now, old, menopausal, boxy woman…but for the way he applies his suncreen like the nerdy weirdo kid from Stand By Me, exploited child star, just trying to make it, up inside this.

She’s 45, I think we can all just leave her alone, even if you still jerk off to her in her costume from the X-Men she played before Jennifer Lawrence took her place like she was Jerry O’Connell and Romijn Stamos was Stamos…

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Posted in:Rebecca Romijn|Rebecca Romijn Stamos|SFW

2018

02

Jan

Eugenie Bouchard Not Hot in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is a pro tennis player – and I have a female tennis fetish – so to me – her not hot in a bikini or bathing suit – or whatever the fuck that is – is erotic – knowing that she can hit a ball with grace and strategy, in a skirt, while grunting….

But I have eyes, and with those eyes, I can see that Eugenie Bouchard is no Anna Kournikova, you know tennis clickbait sold off to Enrique Iglesias.

I can see that Eugenie Bouchard is weirdly shaped and large, I mean you have to be to go against the Williams sister….and I know that she’s a local hero, since she’s a rich kid from Montreal, where she got her start…but most importantly, she’s got a slutty party twin sister who is the hotter of the two to bring her up, as she probably makes 50% of Eugenie Bouchard’s earnings in some weird twin, in it together deal…but then again, they were rich to start, so who fucking knows…

I just know, this bathing suit’s not doing anyone any favors.

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2018

02

Jan

Cara Delevingne Topless for Glamour Mexico of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is some spoiled, entitled, celebrity brat who was dialled into the fashion scene and the exclusive fashion parties at a young age, where she managed to charm people into giving her work…because she was quirky and funny…

I guess she’s still at it, because this is a photoshoot for some bullshit Glamour Mexico, you know try to take on the Mexican market now, because they love UK trash trying to be famous in America as an actress trolling, or networking her way to the top – which I guess is working for her cuz she’s working as an actress, I guess it doesn’t take that much talent to make it…you just sort of show up and repeat lines your fed by the guy who ired you hoping you’ll sell tickets to his show..

I don’t like when topless pics don’t have nipples in them…but by definition, she is topless.

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2018

02

Jan

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is some Victoria’s Secret model who is ridiculously hot – even though she’s pushing 30…

Her claim to fame is being one of the oldest bitches to ever be signed to Victoria’s Secret, back when Candice was pregnant and they needed a stand in…

Her other claim to fame is that pre – Victoria’s Secret she was doing nude photoshoots for free – in what I guess would be a rags to riches story, like seeing a stripper make it in the mainstream, or a porn chick win an oscar, or a nude instagram model become a rich and actual model thanks to the internet and social media…

She’s been posting lots of bikini clickbait over the holidays in Costa Rica, because why the fuck not, she’s looking her best and now has an audience to get naked for on her own terms….anytime she wants cuz she’s officially made it.

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2018

02

Jan

Jen Selter Flashes her Bare Ass Clickbait of the Day

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Jen Selter is a very very famous fitness influencer, who is only followed by women to learn about fitness tips and different workout advice, so when she posted her bare ass, something that’s an after-thought when you think of Jen Selter, as no man on the interent is following her feed strictly to see her fit, crazy, probably fake ass…it’s only women tuning in for her helpful life advice…

We can’t reduce a self starting, hard working, internet personality who mastered the art of instagram, to just being a ridiculous ass that gets exploited as often as needed to get the numbers up…

We must look at her as a life coach, who doesn’t objectify herself or her ass, and this ass flash, a MOON if you will, is just part of her motivational tactics to women, you know like a comparing vaginas or something…

Really whether she’s an ass or not, there’s something wonderful about a woman who made money using her ass, it’s empowering, exploitative maybe, clickbait maybe, bottom feeding maybe, but if you end up on top with 10s of millions of people caring about your ass…you’ll be financially well taken care of, without the need to work at a gym training fat fucks….unless they are rich fat fucks paying up…

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2018

02

Jan

Kimberley Garner In a Bikini of the Day

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Kimberly, or Kimmy, as she likes to be called in the sexual fantasy I have of her sitting on my face with that fit ass, so that I don’t have to stare at her acne scars, is a reality star from the UK, who I think deserves so much more credit that being some hot body on a reality show, because she has the potential to be so much more, like the hot body on instagram along with all the other hot bodies who take dramatic pictures of themselves on social media in “epic” locations – who call themselves influencers and travel bloggers to divert from the fact that they are just half naked clickbait…

I mean I guess what I am saying is that Kim Garner, or Kimmy as she likes to be called in my sexual fantasies, is doing all she needs to be doing as a hot chick in a bikini…

Interesting enough – she’s not even that big on instagram despite her hot fit ass…how weird.

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Posted in:Kimberly Garner|SFW

2018

02

Jan

Awkward Bikini in the Snow Dance of the Day

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It’s cold as fuck where I am and I don’t have the resources thanks to not investing all the money I never had into start-ups in 2008 like I was Ashton Kutcher, you know to get a piece of everyone’s pie, making me a billionaire..

Instead I focused on bullshit dog shit money, probably the worst money a site with the traffic I used to get could get, because I just cared about drinking…

So that now I can’t afford a nice insulated house with state of the art, or really any heating system..

Instead, I’m in a cold as fuck, damp as fuck, basement with a spaceheater than may kill us in our sleep..

What better way to celebrate winter, and the bullshit that is winter, than see some woman we don’t know awkwardly dance in a bikini for social media..

If you don’t like that’ – here’s a bikini snow angel…

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2018

02

Jan