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2017

14

Dec

Sarah Hyland Rapes Ears Because Like Weinstein, She Can – of the Day

Sarah Hyland is one of those child stars that doesn’t have any particular talent, but that was likely cultivated like a Russian Olympian, through years of training 18 hours a day prior to landing her first job, in all things “talent-based”…singing classes, acting lessons, dancing classes, anything including taking growth hormones to stay younger longer to extend her child star career to get in the door at Disney / Fox / ABC/ whatever the fuck she works at…it’s all really just one company that is big mainstream media…

With the paychecks the positive reinforcement from her parents who need her to be confident to pull it off…she’s got the confidence to join a band and do back-up singing for a guy who figures he could use the visibility by using the mainstream star…

But I consider this sex offense to my ears….why am I hearing this…when I shouldn’t..

Here she is watchign TV

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2017

14

Dec

Halle Berry Workout Booty of the Day

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The most exciting thing about Halle Berry doing a booty workout is that she’s got a triangle shaved into the back of her head – to represent that she’s part of the illuminati, you know because they needed a relatable and accessible black girl to be white famous, and packaged as black famous, despite having never met a black guy in her life…she’s from the white part of town with the white mom – doing white things…like working out with her personal trainer…because she’s rich and famous…

I have mixed feelings…about her marketing of herself…because I think it’s just fake news, the media lying to you, manipulating the governement and the overall social fabric that makes up our society….you know population control…and general social norms…

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2017

14

Dec

Bella Hadid Plays Up the Titties of the Day

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Bella Hadid and her totally restructured, fat injected face, went to some basketball game in a low cut shirt, and sat courtside because she’s Bella Hadid and very relevant and important this year thanks to her dad buying her career…I guess she realizes if you put your tits out for the players at your courtside seats, the media will document you, and you can possibly land a boyfriend, or at least some black dick rolling through town, while your at it, because why not fuck the already black loving model who isn’t a model but looks like a hip hop video vixen / sex worker, when she’s pretty much begging you to do it…you’re a pro athlete, that’s kinda the point…..

I guess she’s out trying to make a dude jealous, cuz there’s no way she’s this into basketball, and her lack of acting skills makes her shit pretty transparent…

Here’s some of her social media.

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2017

14

Dec

Lisa Appleton’s Spaghetti Shoot of the Day

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Fat Pig Lisa Appleton has put together or been involved in what I think is the most compelling campaign or photoshoot for canned pasta I’ve ever seen…

But thats because I am a troll and think all model shoots should star fat chicks, not the kind like Ashley Graham or other fat chicks who act like they are models, but bootleg fat chicks who are essentially taking a shit on the industry, because it’s ironic, comedic and a silly…

I don’t like looking at fat chicks, but I like knowing they know they are fat chicks and milk it like the cows they are…it makes for a good time and we like good times…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

14

Dec

Jojo Posts Pic of Ass in Pants- The World Doesn’t Care – I’ll Post it Anyone of the Day

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What is a a Jojo anyway…other than some silly nickname you give to your kid when they are 12, only to be stuck as the stage name for life, because was famous 15 years ago for being 12, perverts love that shit….And now she’s on a comeback or something…using social media…and I guess booking gigs for her fans that still exist…and singing anthems at stadiums for sports games…you know just trying to make it now that she’s likely burned through all her famous at 15, 15 years ago money….but what the fuck do I know abotu JOJO or her finances, I just know she’s posted her ass cuz I guess she likes how it looks in pants…

Here’s a video of her hard nipples performing in shorts who the fuck knows when…

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2017

14

Dec

Christina Hendricks Titty to her Chin of the Day

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If you’re a fat chick, whether famous or not, whether on TV and masturbated to by perverts or the cashier at the McDonalds or not, so long as you have obscene sized tits, you’re best strategy is to follow this old haggard Christina Hendricks lead and tuck your titties under your damn chin, so that the world can focus on your actual skills, your actual contribution to the world…

She’s 42, no reason to masturbate to her, but you can try…

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2017

14

Dec

Demi Lovato’s in Mesh Outfit of the Day

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If I had nothing better to do, I would be trying to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato is wearing, what this trend or outfit is all about, not because I am a fashion critic, or like I work for Vogue, or know anything about fashion…but because you’d think there’s something off for a girl who played the whole fat is wonderful, be a lazy slob, turned stripper, or Beauty Pageant queen at the Mexican Easter Parade…

I guess I don’t have nothing better to do, so I did just try to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato was wearing in her mesh outfit…for some Christmas thing…that looks like a stripper, for the kids…the way you’d want girls to look for the kids…to help pave the way for the kids…but I am left disappointed because she’s not crawling around on all fours like a good stripper…right..right.

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Here’s a great video to watch…

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2017

14

Dec

Emma Roberts Titty in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

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We like Emma Roberts…and by we, I mean I do, and I don’t actually know if I like her, because I haven’t met any of these people, but I do think she’s got a good look for a hipster identity crisis neice of Julia Roberts who probably has daddy issues, but who doesn’t, thanks to her dad being a self involved asshole who won an academy award and faded harder than Dana Plato, because at least Dana Plato died…I don’t know why I chose Dana Plato, but I guess she’s a bad example, I’m trying to get at dying at your peak is better than doing netflix movies for shit money to feed to coke habit and not your kid….because you don’t pay child support, you instead get your sister to get her work….who cares

She’s on the tail end of Basel, because people buy into art, even if it’s nonsense, it’s still got that cool factor…and here she is tit out in a one piece because she’s subtle, bloated, or pregnant….nice.

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Here’s some social media video

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2017

14

Dec

Emma Paterson in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Emma Paterson is a very very very important personality…who you should stare at while she’s on the beach in the move convenient outfit…because it doesn’t get in the way of her damn nipples being seen…

You know…good styles…..this Emma Paterson, probably never heard of but perfect enough for this dirtbag pervert…