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2018

22

Feb

Jane Seymour Does Playboy of the Day

Either Playboy knows their demographic, or just how old and outdated they are, or Jane Seymour, DR QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN, who is pushing 70 years old, has some pull at the magazine and figured she could use it for one last publicity stunt before she strokes out and ends up in a home like other 70 year olds….

I don’t think people wanted to see Jane Seymour in Playboy even at her peak of a career, I mean she was never a hot ticket item, even if in her elderly golden years she’s got some tits…

Tits she’s decided to not pull out, despite this being Playboy, who have clearly lost touch…because at least get naked woman..

Jane Seymour? Playboy? What a weird fucking thing…what a weird casting choice…who fucking cares about Jane Seymour….I mean other than Playboy fans in their 70s I guess.

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2018

22

Feb

Katherine Heigl Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Katherine Heigl has a taste of getting naked on social media, something she posted the other day, you know dabbling in trying to be a sex object…and clearly loving it…because she’s posted more.

I think and have always thought that she’s pretty fucking bunk, she’s pretty fucking old, even when she was at her peak of movies and TV, I was like “who’s this 50 year old fat chick”….

I am surprised anyone would really care that she’s putting out SMUT, shameless selfies like a teen girl, but then I remember what we are dealing with, a world of fucking perverts, and I don’t really care to see her naked…but I guess people do, and she’s loving the cocktease…women…are ridiculous.

Posted in:Katherine Heigl|SFW|Uncategorized

2018

22

Feb

SI Swim Gone Porno with their Instagram Starring Samantha Hoopes Nipples of the Day

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Here is some sports illustrated breaking all the rules of Instagram by posting up some nipples, something that should get their account deleted but won’t because they are a big company with influence, while us small guys get called Porno.

This is some corporate sponsored through advertising shoot, that pretends to be women empowering, when the audience is all dudes and we know is a tits get hits, even Samantha Hoopes bolt on tits…. because male audience following soft core porn accounts from sports magazines support freeing the nipple… its the pics We jerked off to back when SI swim was relevant….but at least they are trying cuz I am a nipple activist too and always have been….and support nipples on all tits, bolt on or Otherwise…because I am progressive like that..

I just hate that advertisers run ads on their nipples and not mine, it’s hypocrisy that is getting in the way of me buying a private jet..or even lunch…blogging doesn’t PAY.

TO SEE MORE Samantha Hoopes BOLT ONS IN A Bikini – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes|SI Swimsuit

2018

22

Feb

Pixie Lott Pussy Flash at the BRITS of the Day

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The BRIT awards happened, which I guess is another award show that no one cares about except maybe the people nominated and the people using the red carpet to draw some media attention to themselves, in what is a “let’s celebrate people who are already celebrated, by putting them up against each other, despite all being winners, to give a sense of challenge, or a benchmark or goal to reach, even if it doesn’t actually matters, but it helps massage their egos”….you know typical marketing hype to sell ads and get “important” people together for a night of bullshit..

This is the Highlight of the BRITS…Pixie Lott, the hipster pop act, who flashed her panties filled with stray pubic hair, because she’s a hipster and hipster bush is trendy and I love it, I am a huge ambassador for bush, I’ve been anti bald pussy forever, as much as I’ve wanted to be a bikini waxer since I found out it was a job, and I’ve hounded girl’s I’ve met who are waxers, but that’s just cuz I like looking at pussy, and manhandling it for stupid unrealistic pervert trends like making it bald, when going natural is far sexier…I have written about it before, check the archives…I don’t feel like repeating myseling..

POINT being….whatever this is…is perfection…

CLOSER LOOK….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2018

22

Feb

Gigi and Bella Hadid Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Seeing GIGI and BELLA HADID tits for some fashion week fashion show bullshit for a brand I assume they suck up to, want to be a part of, or whatever is hilarious to me…

It’s obviously like watching any rich kid who has paid to participate in something along with the professionals to feel as though they actually have it going on and are said professional…You know when a rich kid hires a pro athlete as a personal trainer, or a rich kid pays a company to let them work for them in the marketing or the design department, even if they have no business being there since it’s not their dad’s business, I am struggling to find examples of rich kids paying to have jobs, but I guess there’s a rich kid who wants to act, getting cast in movies her dad throws money at…where the is rich kids, with a model sugar baby money loving mom, and a pervert creeper dad who sexually assaults models, dialed into that scene, both on reality shows, deciding that they can exploit their kids like they’ve exploited themselves, and make them models, with some PR marketing help and paying off the right people…

This is two girls with jacked up faces, trying to be Jenners, thanks to a family of egos…both look 40, both showing tit, both ugly hairy things who got a good stylist and managed to exist in this retard world of “promote anything popular” even if it sucks dick figuratively and literally..

With that, they’ve brought out their tits..both of them…same day…trying to generate some buzz clearly.

Gigi’s nipples made an encore appearance here:

Here are her sister’s tits

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid

2018

22

Feb

IAMDDB See Through Outfit of the Day

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The BRIT awards happened, which I guess is another award show that no one cares about except maybe the people nominated and the people using the red carpet to draw some media attention to themselves, in what is a “let’s celebrate people who are already celebrated, by putting them up against each other, despite all being winners, to give a sense of challenge, or a benchmark or goal to reach, even if it doesn’t actually matters, but it helps massage their egos”….you know typical marketing hype to sell ads and get “important” people together for a night of bullshit..

Her name is IAMDDB, which I guess is not IMDB, but with the way she’s working it she’s more important than IMDB….because IMDB has never shown me it’s irrelevant tits..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

22

Feb

Hayden Panettiere in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere always fascinates me…and has for a long time…well before she was a mom and sex toy to a 7 foot tall Russian heavyweight boxer who you know fucking destroys her everytime they fuck….something she may like, because the rehab going rich broken kid probably doesn’t feel unless it’s really thrust into her…so like cutting…or other things these broken women do to feel or channel pain they internalize.. she uses cock internally to rip out her insides……

But then again, I wasn’t in her rehab facility or her group therapy, I have no idea what her issues are, but there are issues…like a Selena Gomez…and that’s what happens when you’re raised in Hollywood by Soap Star weirdos, all vain and superficial, thrown into the industry, like a dwarf and a dwarf toss, because she’s midget sized, where nerds fell in love with her, because nerds are easy to seduce, and her strong muscular back, got jerked off to…before disappearing…until today…when this bathing suit comeback happened…

it’s weird…but she’s got some tits doesn’t she…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|SFW

2018

22

Feb

Rumer Willis Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Rumer Willis was a monster but now she’s looking hot…thanks to science…the one thing her mom left her with, a list of plastic surgeons that and a trust fund to spend her days working out and doing this…sitting around in a bikini…

I’ve always been freaked out by Rumer Willis’ weird face that I blame on bad genetics, her parents drug addiction, and a bionic mother who has modified herself to look like a different person…something you’d call scam if you married her and ended up with one of his kids lookin like this….before the work got done but not genetically meant to be….

I support the new Rumer Willis…even if it’s all lies…I think lies, if they look good enough to fuck, are lies I can support, not to mention, I’m not some weird Christian, who believes that lying is wrong….so keep the lie up girl…it’s good.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2018

22

Feb

Rita Ora in a Diaper and Bra of the Day

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The BRIT awards happened, which I guess is another award show that no one cares about except maybe the people nominated and the people using the red carpet to draw some media attention to themselves, in what is a “let’s celebrate people who are already celebrated, by putting them up against each other, despite all being winners, to give a sense of challenge, or a benchmark or goal to reach, even if it doesn’t actually matters, but it helps massage their egos”….you know typical marketing hype to sell ads and get “important” people together for a night of bullshit..

OBVIOUSLY the UK’s own was there clickbaiting as hard as she could, I mean this is probably a dream of hers, especially now that’s she’s actually started to get some recognition internationally and in America, where she’s been scrambling for so long, it’s her time to shine….so she put on her best diaper so that she doesn’t shit herself in the process with all the excitement of finally making it…

RITA ORA…a legend in the making…who no one knows who or what she does…besides Rihanna impressions…but girls making it happen…in a diaper….with them famous for her tits famous tits.

Here she is on the red carpet

and here she is in her bra and thong ..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

22

Feb

Bethenny Frankel the Crypt Keeper in a Bikini of the Day

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Sometimes it is important to off set looking at hot young photoshopped chicks from instagram in bikinis – by looking at zombies in bikinis…you know to renew our love for the hot young photoshopped chicks from instagram in bikinis – because we are getting desensitized to hot chicks in bikinis – and forget that there is a world where not every chick is a hot chick in a bikini…

But the problem with this strategy is that being bored with hot girls, is terrifying and leads to Zombies being new and exciting, and disgusting…but different you weirdo.

Posted in:Bethenny Frankel|SFW