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2018

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess it’s Valentine’s Day – so you can go pretty much anywhere, from BAR to Grocery Store, to find all the single girls either alone or in groups, discussing how they don’t need a man, but feeling sad at their core, because lonliness or whatever, and even the biggest independent woman, like Beyonce, likes a man on Valentine’s Day, it’s scientific fact, and the same reason why anyone with a girlfriend is buying nonsense for her…girls, even the feminists, love this shit, even when they say they hate it….

SO get out there, and pull out your dick, invite them back to your hotel room and jerk off for them at 3 am, call them and jerk off on the phone to them, they’ll like it…it’s the one day you can get away with being a pervert dude…unless you’re dealing with lesbians…so be cautious…choose your desperate women wisely…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Fish Jumps Out of Tank Into Shopping Cart
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Lena Dunham Ripped Out her Woman Parts – But Can Still Reproduce
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Owen Wilson a Victim in a Deadly Crash
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A Dude is Actually Fucking Amy SCHUMER
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Demi Rose in a Bikini
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Ariel WInter’s Gross Cellulite at the GYM
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Joy Corrigan Forgot her Bra
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What the Hell Are These Weirdos Up To
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42,000 Match SPHERE gets LIT
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See Through Cat Suit
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Tommy Lee Engaged to Some Vine Slut
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Scott Baio Raped a Dude
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The Dumbest Toilet Seat Prank Ever
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Electric Longboard with Baby
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Rare Stick Insect
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Floor Plans of TV SHows
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DILDO PLANTED IN SON’S CARRY ON
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Guy Smashing Head Through Glass Window
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Selena Gomez is Doing Great
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Kate Upton Falling Off a Rock Naked
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Cardi B – Pregnant Stripper
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Cam Girls of the Day
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Natalie Portman at an Event
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Lupita Tits
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Kelly Brook Lingerie…
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Camila Cabello in Some Magazine Looking Cuban
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Sluts at Fashion Week
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Shiri Appleby in Granny Panties
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Selena Gomez in Harpers
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Cheryl Blossom in Biore….
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Black Slut Dress for Ellen
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Busty in the Bath
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Lesbian Sex for Valentine’s Day
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Naked Porn Chick of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Glory Hole Problems
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Cheesy Nude Valentine’s Shoot of Some Bitch Named Britney Amber
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Butt Plug Fail
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Dildo SHower
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JERK OFF BETTER – WITH JERK OFF TOOLS!
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Girl Gets Caught Masturbating
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2018

14

Feb

Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentines Day of the Day

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I forgot about Kelly Brook…

I did see her the other day in some weird fat chick being romantic IN A BIKINI …..but I tried to ignore it…

Here she is in a lingerie shoot, that I assume is a maternity shoot, because she looks like an old pregnant bitch, but then I am reminded of the fact that she’s too old to get pregnant…but I have been at this for a long time and I remember when she was actually pregnant, before deciding to off the baby, to move to LA, to turn her titty modeling to acting, where she got one movie job, thinking that was the start of good, but that ended there, and now she’s here, doing the same thing her big fat tits on her big fat frame have always done…starving herself for weeks before her tittY SHOOTS…

She’s pretty disgusting…

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2018

14

Feb

Adriana Lima being Slutty in Brazil of the Day

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Adriana Lima, the good catholic from Brazil, is in Brazil, celebrating Mardi Gras / Carnival / or whatever this colonial, jesus shoved down the throat of the natives in the tropical countries, where white / spanish / portugese men came to steal their SUGAR and land…and kill off all the tribespeople in order to get their riches…

She’s out celebrated this Carnival with other sluts from Victoria’s Secret, in some bullshit marketing campaign, that makes me laugh, only because I remember hearing that LIMA was such a good catholic, she remained a virgin forever, despite having been jerk off material in her panties for money, like a sex worker for her ENTIRE adult life…which to me isn’t very catholic at all..

It’s amazing to me that she still sells the panties the way she does, she’s old…but at least she remains slutty…it’s important.

Lais Ribeiro and Jasmine Tookes were there too

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2018

14

Feb

Iggy Azalea Shelf Booty of the Day

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Iggy Azalea in all her fake as fuck glory, from a fake storyline of being a stripper, to a fake ass, that has progressively got more and more fake over the years…..

I don’t know how she’s got any fucking money, but I think her biggest hit song was has pulled off whatever the fuck this is, scammed money from a record label or some shit…or maybe she’s a rich kid from Australia, it’s not easy to get your work visa unless you have money, or a sponsor, so really everything about her is a lie.

But sometimes it’s nice to look at a ridiculously shaped fake ass that has garnered all the attention a woman has had for her, despite attempting to be a rapper, for comedic purposes, you know to point and laugh at this clown in the circus nonsense…

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2018

14

Feb

Madison Beer’s Cameltoe of the Day

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Madison Beer is some Beiber signed, youtuber first, rich from that internet money, not very compelling, but luckily bred by her mom to be some titty exposing attention seeker, who is now taking her online success offline, by trying to get the paparazzi up on her dick, on Valentines Day and everyday, thanks to showing up where they are, or where she called them to be, not doing anything really interesting or exciting, but jacking up her pants into her cunt, or pulling out tits in a casual way, trying to get people to notice her, and like me or any pervert sitting on the park bench in summer watching the woman’s yoga group do a day trip to YOGA In the park, we like the pussy definition….you know as a break from the tits….mix it up a little…even if we don’t and never will care about what we can assume is shitty music.

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2018

14

Feb

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Sports Bra of the Day

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When did Sarah Hyland get tits? Maybe it’s the angle, the push up bra, the years of working with Ariel Winter who only exists because she has tits that keep growing back even after she cuts them off. and more importantly Sofia Vergara who was just a set of tits with an accent ,who played out a fetish or fantasy to the studio execs, with her tits, and accent, and Colombian cocaine, that made her a huge hit in her 40s….

She has learned from what could be argued is the master…

I don’t know if she dumped her boyfriend who was using her for self promotion or not, but I like this recently dumped, sexualization with the tits even if the face on her still creeps me out like some kind of genetic defect..

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2018

14

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Lingerie of the Day

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Josephine Skriver’s most interesting story, other than the fact that she’s AI, built in a lab paid for by a gay biologist and a lesbian egg to human genetic modification experiment…like making sex doll out of human, making her pretty much the closest thing the world has come to a real life sex doll, or maybe you’d call her a clone, some SINGULARITY shit, some DNA manipulating shit that is, SCI/FI Shit, now in its 20s, a scientific revelation, where the technology is likely far more advanced if Victoria’s secret was to finance a homosexual biologist to help create more models…something they are definitely doing.

The interesting story, is she was a virgin when she was in NEW YORK, and lost it to the guy she’s dating and is now some kind of VALENTINE HERO….in her red lingerie.

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2018

14

Feb

Shanina Shaik Nipple of the Day

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Despite popular belief, Shanina Shaik is not Shanina Twain…Shanina Twain actually has a marketable skill, while this ethnic pile of Australian shit, is just strategic in her fucking…she first took black cock from Tyson Beckford, the POLO model from the 90s who likes showing off his dick on social media….and now she’s married to some DJ named DJ Rukus who I assume is pulling off all kinds of scams as all DJs do, since DJing, although really lucrative, is a fucking joke that requires zero talent or skill, the computer does the work for you….

So it’s scammer and scammer, the name of their Sex Tape…

She’s nothing special, who looks like she works at the Bodega down the street, and I can’t think of any modeling she’s done, but apparently these are her nipples and nipples excite all…but the nippleless because it reminds them of a time they had nipples and makes them sad.

Here are the pics

AND MORE PICS…IT IS LIKE SHE ACTUALLY MATTERS!!

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2018

14

Feb

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Titties of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is a big girl who is making moves, which I know is against the whole philosophy of big girls, who you’d think are more into sitting and eating chips / cake all day, but this one, this one wants to be famous, known, seen, and thinks she’s hot enough to pull it off, and I guess she is…even though her thighs are terrifying…

Her early career was attempting and failing to be an actual model, back when she was skinny, because she was average looking at best…something that she likes to talk about all the time “I wasn’t always this fat”….but now that she is fat, she’s finally happy….when really it was just a viral stunt to get her noticed, and noticed she was, and here she now is. tits out….

MIRACLES Happen, if you have the right timing…in your decision and angling of gaining weight, despite the impending DIABETES…that could easily come at her and will…it always does…but she’ll be rich enoug to deal with it at the time it does happen…with all her fame and glory..from being a chick who gained weight…weird.

Here is her big girl booty in jeans

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2018

14

Feb

Who Is Pixie Lott of the Day

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Pixie Loot or LOTT isn’t naked enough, therefore not living up to her name that you may or may not recognize…..since we aren’t too sure who she is…

But we do know that one thing I’ve learned as a man on Valentines Day and really on EVERYDAY is that these girls don’t have to be the hottest of bodies, or the hottest of faces, but if they are thin girls, with some skinny legs and a decent round ass……I like em!

And Pixie Lott, despite being under the radar in terms of her celebrity, does know how to dress semi scandalous enough to possibly jerk off to if you’re desperate enough to jerk off to someone with a record contract rather than a porn contract…

Here she is in SWIM SUITS…

Here are some pics….of her….in a magazine

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