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2018

06

Feb

Barbara Palvin Legs of the Day

Barbara Palvin once a patsy for the people at Victoria’s Secret to avoid a scandal involving Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber after their bullshit infomercial all you idiots buy into….

Now ousted by Victoria’s Secret for whatever reason, and really she may even still work at Victoria’s Secret, I don’t keep track of that brothel or the sex workers they’ve hired….I just post shit as it comes in….

Still willing to get in lingerie, because as an 18 year old Hungarian she knew the sacrifices she had to make to get out of that Cold War era bunker she lived in, and will continue that struggle….of getting into lingerie…which isn’t really a struggle…but let these girls think their work matters…

This time for GQ Portugal…not offical GQ…but it counts…they license the same logo…you know and I’m sure people in Brazil read it…cuz of the Portuguese…assuming people anywhere still read magazines…

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2018

06

Feb

Kate Upton Fat Girl in SHORTS of the Day

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Kate Upton, in fascinating Kate Upton news, was actually raised in Florida, which makes her story all the more trashy, despite having a grandfather who invented WHIRLPOOL appliances…her father was a high school gym teacher, and she spent her days riding horses, before she was too heavy for the sport…because that’s what rich WASPs do….

She was originally found at a Casting call in Miami, and moved to NEW YORK, where at 18 she was the face of GUESS?, her first international campaign before Marciano sold her off to SI, because they do have a partnership GUESS? and SI and work together on building out the celebrity of these models to make them a bigger deal…and now…she’s not only showing off her weird chubby awkward shaped body in short…but she’s also calling out Marciano…THE MAN WHO MADE HER CAREER…a sexual predator…because I guess a young, dumb, eager Kate Upton…motorboated his ass and has been able to LIVE the fucking dream because of it.

I am not all for sexual predators, but to call out the man who bascially gave you the life she lives, there would be no SI, No Champion Pitcher Husband, she’d be working at hooters…I mean except for her starting out rich…but you know what I mean…if you sell your soul to the devil you can’t get mad at the devil…but you can put on shorts and creep us all out.

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Here she is in pink leggings – because why not…

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2018

06

Feb

Natalie Portman in a Magazine of the Day

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Natalie Portman is the Jewish icon to Jewish men everywhere – because she’s hot – and they look at her as a beacon of hope that their Jewish wife they are forced to marry – unless they get a non Jewish girl to convert – will look like this….and not like their accountant…you know how these things work…

I saw her NATALIE PORTMAN RAP that went VIRAL…and now I am seeing her getting butt fucked by a YOGA ball…I guess her Israeli army training has taught her versatility…not that she did the army, she was too famous for that, she’s no Gal Gadot mooch, she’s legit especially to the Star Wars Nerds who chronically masturbate to her even though she’s pretty much 40 years old.

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2018

06

Feb

Caitlin Stasey Pussy of the Day

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Caitlin Stasey is some Australian on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, that has created Kylie Minogue and other idiots possibly including Margot ROBBIE, Fat Amy, Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Melissa Joan Hart and whoever the fuck else is from AUSTRALIA polluting our lives in NORTH AMERICA, like the THIEVING pieces of shit they were bred to be….Australians…

This one, along with her trashy accent, her constant willingness to flash her tits on her feed for attention, has gone out there and posted her pussy lips to her 240k fans…because SHE IS AUSTRALIAN…and Australian women are the right level of trashy, willing to get drunk and fuck and this one I guess is trying to make a name for herself – with her pussy – I am a fan.

I don’t know if this is actual pussy, but it looks like it probably is….on the right….if that’s not pussy skin…I don’t know pussy skin.

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2018

06

Feb

Demi Lovato Tits of the Day

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Demi Lovato understands marketing, or her team of people do….because these titty pics she posted over the weekend got 1.6 million likes, while her regular posts that aren’t sexual get 1 million – 1.2 million likes…you see it’s SCIENTIFIC….tits get hits…

I know she pulled this bullshit about being a feminist, activist, body positive….but that quickly turned into fitness whore, half naked with them titties out, and she’s running with this angle or strategy..and since you like celebrity tits…even if you’re like me and hate celebs…it makes for a great tit filled time…not that this is that hot, but it happened.

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2018

06

Feb

Alexandra Smelova Naked of the Day

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Alexandra Smelova is the nude model of the day, because I realize there are more girls getting nude in photoshoots for fun, than there are girls getting nude for photoshoots that are paid, and often times the nude photoshoots that are for fun, are with girls a lot more interesting than girls who would get paid to get nude….

She’s from Russia, which is exactly where you’d want a model like this to be from, so that you could offer to buy her for a green card, provided her boyfriend isn’t some rich Russian mobster gangster rigging your election or doping the olympics, because the Russians are ruthless people with hot chicks like this to keep them all rewarded….

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2018

06

Feb

Bethenny Frankel is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Bethenny Frankel has been a very rich reality star for a very long time…but she’s also been a fucking zombie who likes to get into a bikini to show off her fake tits as these women do…I mean why else buy yourself a set of tits…right…RIGHT….

The funniest thing about her, is that her entire existence is based on a series of bikini paparazzi pics, that’s all I’ve seen her do the last few years since her Housewives shit ended.

She has one of those hard looking faces that you just can’t quite figure out how she ended up on TV, but who cares about an old lady’s hard face, when she’s got a skinny body , and really she made her money off producing a product line of SKINNY GIRL booze, for the skinny girls to get drunk, the way you like them…so it’s nice to see her keeping it up…

It means she’s passionate about SKINNY, no room for the fat….so for that we celebrate a leader in SKINNY…even if she looks like a ZOMBIE…

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2018

06

Feb

Solid and Stripe Bikini Company Swim Team Campaign with Lots of Models of the Day

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Hailey Clauson, Lily Aldridge, Jessica Hart, Carolyn Murphy, Jourdan Dunn, Eniko Mihalik, Elsa Hosk, Natasha Poly, Toni Garrn, Josephine Skriver, Barbara Palvin, Isabeli Fontana, Hannah Ferguson – all got together for what I assume is a Sports Illustrated campaign for a bikini company, and all got into their bikinis, to do bikini modeling, in a world where everyone at least on social media seem to be in bikinis at all time, and everyone seem to be bikini models in their own right, so that we don’t need these overpaid peopled doing these overpaid shoots….because you can capture it on the iphone…

Which I guess is why Solid and Stripes was able to afford all these models – private plane to the beaches – because all these motherfucking instagram girls are eating up their bikinis all day…I mean this is a lot of fucking expensive pussy whether we think they deserve to be paid or not – getting paid….

Here’s the video….

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2018

06

Feb

Stella Hudgens Nipples in a Hip Shoot of the Day

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I love the BOOTLEG SISTER…you know the sister of a barely famous chick, I mean assuming Vanessa Hudgens is considered barely famous, she did High School Musical and was hugely famous at the time, probably better known to you perverts as the High School Musical chick who leaked some nude selfies, showing the world her hairy vagina….

But the real interesting person in the family, as in most families, is the one who has to try harder to get noticed, or who is smart enough to coast or ride the wave the sister created, since being actually famous is a pain in the ass, but having full access to it like you were famous, is better….for most…who don’t have egos and like being left the fuck alone….

So here’s Stella Hudgen’s posting up what look like nipple in a see through shirt to me. Her tits bigger than her sister. She’ll always have that…I mean unless her sister gets bolt on tits as they sometimes do…but for now…let Stella SHINE and BASQUE in the glory of the Desert Sun.

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2018

06

Feb

Kendall Jenner’s Weird Fashion Campaign to Celebrate Kylie Multiplying of the DAy

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I don’t really like endorsing or talking about the Kardashians or the Jenners – unless it’s to release one of their sex tapes, mainly Caitlin Jenner’s sex tape, because I am curious how that new pussy / chopped off dick works, but not really, since I’ve seen weird tranny genitals in porno before and it fucking terrifies me – I mean I know all sex workers have serious mental disorders – but Trannies are on another level – and before the world pandered to them – accepting them as women – they were just weird freaks that weird people jerked off to….

THAT SAID, Kylie had a baby with a rapper who probably has 8 other babies around the country and 8 other pregnant women who look like Kylie…she released a video tribute to her kid, that I unfortunately saw as soon as it was posted by accident and hated…but that I am sure has gone viral…and I figure that we should give Kendall some attention, because you know how these rich cunts operate, they all hate each other are jealous of each other, and I figure since this one still looks like a human, while being athletic and thin, even if overhyped promo model / avon lady, lets look at her ass in some fancy overpriced clothing she’s promoting because why not…right…WHY NOT…

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