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2018

07

Feb

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham is 100 fucking years old…but will always be the bush on Roller Girl to me…and really the tits in every big movie she did back when she was relevant – and she was very fucking relevant – these tits were EVERYWHERE..

I guess she’s trying to do a comeback, or market herself, the best way to market yourself, maybe she’s back on TV or trying to get back on TV, I cannot be too sure, I am not IMDB…and if I am it’s for the tits, documenting the tits, cuz I like tits…

And tits, are the best way to get attention, other than complaining about being raped by producers to get your millionaire life…like an unappreciative whore, and these women are for the most part whores…

It’s the bases if their existence and for that – I will celebrate these bikini pics

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2018

07

Feb

Elizabeth Olsen’s Thighs in Shorts Go Hiking of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen is the bootleg sister of the other Olsen Twins, who went viral last week in their fashion shoot on the Segway or whatever those things are called, because it was on some weird rich person kick, like when you’d see people like Michael Jackson doing weird things, all frail and weak and bleached and blown out….just a victim of being really successful…and possibly abused…and I guess terrible plastic surgery….that they have to get together otherwise it gets confusing.

Well, this bootleg sister, is not the billionaire they are, but thanks to them, she has a really hot and successful acting career, and actually doesn’t look like a weirdo skeleton, probably because she got the womb to herself, and didn’t have to fight for it with her creepy clone like her sisters did….

She’s in shorts, she’s got some substance, I’m into it…

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Posted in:Elizabeth Olsen|SFW

2018

07

Feb

Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Top and Rough Face of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin’s in a bikini to for attention as she clickbaits her way to fame, while the other girls she sucks up to and mooches off of, are out making babies that would be better off being abortions, but that are marketing hooks to keep the family getting paid…she knows her time is almost here.

The most interesting thing about this D-List actors daughter, other than her bikini top pics, is that her D-List dad actor is a business partner of the MYPILLOW.COM guy…another ex drug addict turned Christian, who exploits the church for his own personal gain, in selling pillows on informercials….

And everytime I see her I think “My PILLOW DOT COM”….

That’s how branding, marketing, and product placement works…and really that’s the level of product, you know the NOT QUITE ON QVC, level of MYPILLOW.COM that Hailey should be marketing, but somehow people think she’s important or more important than she is and give her actual jobs promoting things….

Weird….but rich kids when not ugly get ahead.

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

07

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Titty Shot of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is amazing, I mean not really, but amazing to me because I’ve seen her career arc…from being a reality show aspiring singer who fucked diddy, a little white girl who’s dad bought her a set of tits to help her make it, blossom into a fat ass white girl, who was legit fat, because the black fans she acquired while hooked on DIDDY dick were into that, and girls like eating and being lazy….to being on the Apprentice where she likely fucked TRUMP, but would never admit it because she needs the money she gets to keep her mouth shut about it to pay the bills, because as an instagram model with a jacked up face, looking terrifying….that shit’s not cutting it.

She’s on some comeback tour, is dating a guy from Jersey Shore, and is almost irrelevant, but less fat…even if her titties are still fat and I’m into it because I am a suck fuck with a ghetto stripper with a fake tan and fake face fetish.

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2018

07

Feb

Jessica Biel for Yoga Pants Not Showing Yoga Pants Ass of the Day

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Jessica Biel isn’t hot and Justin Timberlake is a homo.

She is only known as being hot because she did one slutty shoot, for a now defunct magazine, which made everyone go nuts back when magazines had that power, even though she was a sexed up behind the scenes of that Christian bullshit, because the dad on the show was a fucking sex offender prevert…and they were just ACTING…

That was her only job, besides seducing the homo, who you know is a homo, because you watched his 40 year old homo ass do a song and dance during your superbowl in what was zero fucking cool…

She got him to marry her, probably put up with a lot, or maybe has a big dick, who knows, but the people loved her booty…because she did fitness….

ANd here she is not showing off that ass, show the ass, even if you are now 40, a mom (allegedly), looking bunk as fuck…and that’s about all i have to say about that…

Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

2018

07

Feb

Mariina Keskitalo Topless of the Day

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Mariina Keskitalo is some chick showing her tits on the internet for what she’ll position as art…and for what is probably seeking validation from men…and that could be an attempt to get a bigger audience so that she can be an Emrata or a HADID also…

Tits get hits and we’ve always known that it’s just that the mainstream used to have a moral code and thought showing tits for hits was a bad thing..that would disappoint their moms and grandmas and the community and the church…but that social pressure has been lifted…and motherfuckers put tits everywhere..

Thank you, Mariina Keskitalo, and your immigrant work ethic, for your contribution to the world. I like it.

Posted in:Mariina Keskitalo

2018

07

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Handjob Tutorial of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is demonstrating handjobs…for you perverts…

Since she’s small, she needs to put her whole body into it…

Fists full of jerking off…

Here she is sweating

TO SEE THE WEIRD FACE WITH SKINNY LEGS HEADING TO THE GYM IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

07

Feb

Man Has Sex with Scooter and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple on a Balcony

Drunk Driver Opens Door to Vomit and Falls Out

Dog Catches House on Fire

Army Veteran vs Casino Robber

Mad Cow Of the Day…

The Birds are Coming

Asian Couple on a Bed at their Wedding

Motorcycle Guy Gets Launched

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

07

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whenever I see flashing lights outside my house, even though I don’t do anything illegal, I always think the cops are going to break down my door and come after me. I don’t think it’s narcissism – I think it’s just some weird paranoia that I am going to be inconvenienced in my night of drinking on my soiled couch….where I’ll have to put on a shirt and pants and deal with the whole legal system…

Last night, the old lady in the apartment down the hall from me slipping on ice, the ambulance came to save her…and I saw the lights, turned off all my lights and spent an hour in the fucking closest..hoping to not get caught….something I am sure anyone visiting this site knows all too much about…but you’re in a different kind of closet.

My life is far less exciting than when I’d leave the house to try to get girls to flash me their tits…but with this computer…tits are everywhere….and it’s cold out there…

Here are some morning links…

Goldie Hawn – Grandma Porn…
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Quentin Tarantino on that Uma Car Crash
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Eagles Quarterback Proposed After Superbowl Win
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In case you Missed it – That UMA Car Crash
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The CEO of Pepsi – A Woman – Getting Hate for Saying Doritos are for Dudes
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This Slackline Wedding is Just Dumb as Fuck
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Pam Anderson in a Short Skirt
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Sarah Silverman is No Longer Kate Beckinsale’s Hot Daughter’s StepMom
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Newsweek Raided for Serving Video Ads on BOT Traffic, something ALL the big Publishers Do and Make Millions Doing…
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2018

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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People sometimes ask me how I became such an important internet entrepreneur with this whole blog like a 12 year old girl about celebs I don’t care about for very little money because I am an idiot who won’t jump into porn, or the mainstream and just sort of exist…

And I always say that it all started with a girl who worked at a shoe store – who asked me if I could sell her dirty panties online for her – in an era when no one sold dirty panties – and that I agreed to do to be around the dirty panties – only to find out the dirty panties I was being provided was glue stick and tuna water soaked…..and not actually worn….but more importantly…that ebay in 1999 didn’t like dirty panty vendors….

LOOK AT ME NOW…a REAL SUCCESS STORY…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lohan Reciting her Favorite Lines from Mean Girls – Cuz She Milks This Show Hard
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Tarantino Said Polanski isn’t a Rapist – it was Consensual…
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127 Pound Woman Eats 501 Wings
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Maitland Ward Nipple
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Girl in a Bikini of the Day
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Jerking Off to Posh Spice Nipples
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Selena Gomez pays A Lot for Rehab – She’s Real Crazy
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Taylor Swift Spent 50 Million Dollars on Apartments in NYC
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Uma Thurman’s Kill Bill Car Crash
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Vandal Caught on Camera
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Kyle Jenners Kid is Named
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Saoirse Ronan – Cleavage
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Ashley Graham in Bikinis with her Fat Mom
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Rose McGowan Fighting with the Trans Woman
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White Man Tricks Locals Speaking HINDI
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Katy Perry Says I Kissed a Girl Would Have Different Lyrics if Written Today Cuz She’s a Trend Chasing Pile of Shit
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J.Lo in GUESS Ads for Rapist Marciano…
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Amber Rose Looking Rough
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ROBOT PENCIL PRINTER
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Daredevil Slackline Wedding
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Lily Rose Depp at the Airport
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Lucy Watson Leather Skirt…
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Emmy Rossum in a Dress
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Jaime King – Old Heroin Addict
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Paris Hilton at an Event
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Sarah Hyland Almost Looking Hot at the Gym
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Madison Beer of the Day
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Victoria Beckham Nipples
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Sarah Hyland ALmost hot in Leggings
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Megan Fox Old Lady in Slippers
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Francesca Eastwood is HOT
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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JERK OFF BETTER!
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FAT NAKED BITCH
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Nude Photography of the Day
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Cam Girl Doesn’t Care That Her Mom is in the Room
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Some Big Titties
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19 Year Old Tide Pod Eater / Meth Head
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Weird Public Pussy Eating at an Event
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Topless Firefighter – Looks Legit
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2 Girls 1 Dildo
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TOOLS TO HELP YOU JERK OFF !
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Titty Model and her Polaroids
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Horny Fat Teen
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