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2018

02

Feb

Selena Gomez Tits of the Day

She’s just done a few weeks in rehab for a refresh – because that’s what rich lazy broken people do. Girl has gone to rehab 5 times this past year – and every time she leaves her tits are bigger.

Selena Gomez got them new tits to match the new face to match the new Kidney….tits I don’t think she harvested in her luxury home like she did with her primary organs…and really they could be tits that she got from the birth control pill now that Bieber is up inside her and she knows that he’s all into Jesus…or maybe it’s not implants but rather just solid weight gain now that she’s off the LUPUS steroids…who knows…other than girl can’t die, won’t die, doesn’t die….but she can showcase tits to offset that weird face and it’s a good look for her…

Living that second life, a better life, new year, new kidney, new year….but still the same spoiled entitled twat you know she’s gotta be..

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2018

02

Feb

Madison Beer Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Madison Beer is releasing an album or a single – since no one releases album’s anymore, why bother put in all that work to carry one or two songs – when you can just put out one song, 1/12th the amount of work, which is already so much work, for these idiot entitled kids who have a bunch of money thanks to YOUTUBE money…and her mom’s hustle…to be like Bieber…the dude who signed her and made her legit…

We don’t know anything that she’s sang, I don’t even know if she’s released any songs, but I do know girl is capable of getting the attention from the paparazzi everyday – like old times – going to trendy places – to get seen and talked about…

It’s all so much easier with young tits like this…

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2018

02

Feb

Lili Reinhart Erotica of the Day

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The sexualization of the average at best looking cast of Riverdale continues, this time, with BETTY, Lili Reinhart, or BECKY as i call her….

The show is a hit, thanks to a simple strategy of being on Network TV on day, Netflix the next, and no one leaves their house anymore, so serialized bullshit storylines that I fucking hate, but that I’ve seen every episode of, thanks to being manipulated by the media…and sucked into nonsense I tune into to see where they take the stupid fucking storyline…

I think the latest episode BECKY did a cam show in a wig because she’s so racy….which is the direction we’d want all main characters of high school aged girls in shows about high school aged girls….because it inspires them to be self starting entrepreneurs…something I think is good to know in this world where they try to brain wash you into working for the MAN…man..

Fuck that.

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2018

02

Feb

Nina Dobrev Cultural Appropriation of the Day

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Nina Dobrev, posted a picture of her doing something erotic and wild while wearing a Sombrero like most white people at a birthday dinner at a Gringo Mexican restaurant, like wearing a hijab at some shwarama place, or blackface to some Caribbean place, but where NO ONE will ever shit on her for doing, because no one respects Mexicans.

Nina Dobrev from immigrant, to Canadian, to American TV star to Instagram fitness influencer who takes pictures of herself in her underwear or bikinis for her instagram audience that TV helped her build, because it’s way easier to just workout, take selfies, have fun than actually work…especially when you have more money than your GYPSY ancestors thought any of their own would ever have…her instagram is @nina which in and of itself is totally viral instagrammy…

It’s not very magical or inspiring, but

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2018

02

Feb

Maitland Ward Ass Sweat of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a disgusting, sloppy, old lady….who everyone seems to fucking love – and who I guess is getting cocky in the weirdest way for her fanbase of weirdos who may have requested she sends images like this…of her thick thighs, discolored by being rubbed together, something any fat person can relate to…and would probably want to lock upper thigh discoloration – rub them like it was a hot summer day….

But more interesting…..the sweat stain…..on her asshole…seems hygienic….

The real question is – what the fuck causes this kind of sweat stain and more importantly, as shameless and attention seeking as you can be, why would anyone ever post this…you’d assume if the most shameless person out of ideas would keep that level of voyeurism to her damn self…bu

Maybe it’s vagina leakages, she’s menopausal age and the vagina does wild things….and she seems to be some kind of sex worker with no sex tape…or sex working…and this must be someone who is paying her’s fetish…

From TV in the 90s..to this…

Yet, she’s the biggest star on the site, the one everyone likes, so take it in…even if it’s terrifying….and I’m into some weirdness….just not this weirdness..

And in her defense, maybe she got this sweaty from taking the stairs…she’s just that fit!

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2018

02

Feb

Ariel Winter in PVC of the Day

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Ariel Winter is in PVC because she’s a sex worker about to get peed on….

The only PVC story I have is a guy I knew used to collect PVC dresses for the girls he fucked…He would always date the same sized girls, and the girls were willing to wear the PVC dresses they knew other girls he fucked wore…Which was weird to me, like the shared sex toy stories I’ve heard, because most girls don’t like to know their dude has ever banged another girl, or used the same sex tools with other girls, it hurts their feelings…yet this guy managed to find chicks so ghetto they’d wear his costumes….that he’d previously peed on like some kind of hero…

I know this story sucks, but anything better than looking at a fat woman sausage wrapped, about to explode, or at least cut of circulation, hopefully to her tits, cuz those monstrous things keep growing…

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2018

02

Feb

Bella Thorne is Revisiting Some Sleazy Pic of the Day

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The key to being an instagram attention seeker with a TV show / Disney credibility is to have a catalog of pictures of yourself to post whenever you feel like you need to post something but are too lazy to shoot something new…

You know that catalog of pics you think are hot, and when you are a vain, egotistical and delusional freak show like Bella Thorne who we anxiously await her overdose, makes it hard to select those pics, since you think every single picture ever taken of you is amazing – but you manage

This is Bella Thorne managing..

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2018

02

Feb

Lily Rose Cameron not Lily Rose Depp of the Day

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There seem to be a lot of Lily Roses in the World…

I guess like the name madison, or BELLA, there was a rush order of babies named this from the same era…because humans are all the fucking same half retard brain….

This is Lily Rose Cameron, not Lily Rose Depp…probably trashier and more eager than the other Lily Rose, thanks to not being a depp but still trying to get there….and still a Lily Rose….

Not sisters, but they are same flower…and that is all that matters…I mean that and her showing tits and I guess vagina!

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2018

02

Feb

Tallia Storm in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Tallia Storm is some Scottish singer who has a publicist mother – who was smart enough to sexualize her at a young age, and basically pull every angle that she could to get noticed and here she is now, with a bikini on, or jacked up her twat, for the paparazzi, like she matters…a dream for publicist mom who’s tired of working for other people and decided to pave the way for herself….

Here’s the bikini pics…