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2018

01

Feb

Kate Upton in Leggings is Not Kate Upton Topless of the Day

I have a theory that if you do one thing well, stick to it, maybe develop on it, but don’t go into something completely off brand….

I don’t actually do anything well, so I just sort of flounder here like a fish gasping for air, which I guess I do well, so I stick to it.

I do not think it’s good for a business person, who is good at business, to attempt to be a pro athlete, or an athlete to become a woman after a series of sex change operations…but I guess it happens…doesn’t mean it shoot happen…

And I do not think it is good for a titty model. With huge tits. To do anything but titty model, cuz seeing her in her leggings is lackluster..

I know she probably thinks “Oh I’m a model, all of me is part of me, and I am a whole package” but she’s wrong…her tits are what made her, what she’s good at, stick to that..the rest of her is average at best…even creepily shaped and awkward…

Here’s her ass anyway…in pink pants that are pretty tight…holding her all together…in place…if you look close enough you may be able to see her cameltoe…

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2018

01

Feb

J.Lo is an Instagram Drag Queen of the Day

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J.Lo put up these pictures of herself…where she looked like a drag queen performing at some Latina first communion – and I think it’s worth posting – thanks to J.Lo brainwashing all of us into thinking she’s hot – and continuing to to push that agenda while we remained brainwashed to think J.Lo is still hot….even though I don’t think she was ever hot…but I figure at least she’s trying….and that should be recognized and appreciated….make her more money….

Believe the hype, I mean why not, right….it’s not like we’ve got better things to do.

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Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2018

01

Feb

Becca Hiller TITTY of the Day

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Becca Hiller is some LA based Norwegian model who probably has her work visa because the US Immigration may not like Mexicans, but they hand out these O-1 visas for people with “exceptional” ability like it was fucking candy….and heer exceptional ability isn’t being a nobel prize winning scientist finding any cures to anything – it’s tits.

That’s why I laugh at all the TRUMP vetting immigration when all the immigrant bitches I know look like this….smutty porno producing sex workers…something rich white men like….

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2018

01

Feb

Models Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Taylor Hill, Josephine Skriver and Ming Xi Naked of the Day

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Model Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Taylor Hill, Josephine Skriver and Ming Xi Naked for Victoria’s Secret, some of the most sneaky pornographers around, disguised as a lingerie brand, in every mall, made in developing countries and maked-up to insane price points to cover the cost of paying the pornstars they use – and pretend are models….

I like that they’ve gone asian, to cover all bases, like that they haven’t gone with fat chicks to cover ALL sizes, keep the promo models hot…it’s important for the future of the country, give girls something to aspire to that may not happen, but that is better to strive for than being fat.

They hired some lame hipster photographer to be their photographer, and she’s got them all naked, in what looked like pissed soak instagram filter images, because I guess all hipsters must sell out, and in this me-too-era – you need to use a chick to take the creeper pics not a dude – because dudes are all rapists….especially photographers…which is something I am all for…I mean whenever I see 45 year old men taking half nude pics of 18 year olds I think…damn that dude’s a pervert – how’s this brand get away with his manipulative shit…and hey answer is that I guess they don’t anymore ant that it’s a good time to be a woman writer, director, producer, photographer – society needs to connect to all things woman…and I guess so do I..for masturbation purposes that is.

Here are skriver in bikinis..

2018

01

Feb

Alexis Ren Bolt on Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a fascinating story, not just because she was the hot body used by some youtuber to convince the world he wasn’t a homo – despite how much he liked posing and being topless – but because their relationship went viral and created a whole movement of young couples trying to be the hot couple – who posed in sexual poses on social media for loney 40 year old women to masturbate to….

Girl got so many followers as the Hot girlfriend, hot body, prop…and when her creative director left her – she was left confused, alone so she did what anyone would, she got BOLT ON TITS, posed half naked harder than ever, and Sports Illustrated booked her because they are trying to get a younger audience…even though we’ve all seen girl pretty much naked and in shameless selfies…we don’t need you Sports Illustrated, this sluts got the slutting down..

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2018

01

Feb

Bella Hadid Naked with Her Dog of the Day

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Here’s Bella Hadid doing some weird beastiality porno with a poor little animal …who doesn’t know any better…in what I don’t really understand because I am old, disconnected and where I am from…being nude with your animal is not something you post to your feed to try to come across as cute and playful…it weird attention seeking shit…all while the girl is getting paid heavy, has celerbity, why bother continuing this shit…when you’ve already made it other than to be shameless.

The most interesting thing about this pic is that girl is only 21 and I guess that makes me a cyber bully but I think her taking offensive pics with this animal like some circus ringleader…makes her the fucking cyber bully….who should be removed from the internet for cruelty to all…from getting so much hype around her while not even being hot…it’s so weird.

#NEWPROP

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

01

Feb

JoJo In her Underwear of the DAy

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Jojo is such a ridiculous nickname, I find it interesting that she still uses it as her professional name, despite how ridiculous it is…but I guess she spent so much time building up the brand as a child star exploited at 12, it’s just easier to keep it going…and here she is 15 years later showing her toned abs…to the perverts who still care…the perverts into 12 year olds who are ok with that 12 year old turning 30….because part of the erotica is watching her grow, develop, and age…some truman show shit where you voyeur so hard like she’s your neighbor’s kid and you’ve seen her whole existence from birth to middle age…always drawn to her because of that connection, that bond, that can only live a few times in one pervert’s lifetime…

And here she is trying to hustle hard….market hard…remind those perverts she’s still there, still got it, despite being older and less relevant jailbait hype…

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

01

Feb

Police VS Naked Woman iN Miami and Other Videos of the Day

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Red River of the Day

The Vagina Witch

Crystal Clear Lake – Ice Skating

Two Men have Shoot Out Over Land

Woman Pretends to be Sex Robot After Caught Cheating

Yoga in Siberia

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

01

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today, I forgot I had a website…but then I remembered and here are the ever important – life changing updates….

The reason I forgot I had a website…is because I was drinking until 10 am…alone..

Here are some stepLINKS in the monring…

HOT CAM GIRL COVERED IN SPAGHETTI – DO YOU EVEN WATCH MY DAMN VIDEOS YOU PRICKS
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Cow Ice Skates
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SPIDERMAN DANCE
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Taryn Manning is Still Upset About her Dress
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Piers Morgan VS Disgusting Kim Kardashian’s 40 Year Old Ass
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Anastasia Ashley’s Come Back Tour
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I feel Bad for the Woman and Her Emotional Support Peacock
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Ben Affleck in Rose McGowan Rape Scandal
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TODAY SHOW GOSSIP FOR THE UNEMPLOYED MOMS WHO WATCH THIS SHIT
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2018

31

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so unappreciative….

You offer them a vibrator you found in a box in the corner of the basement of your apartment – where the trash used to go – and they get all offended – even though the thing still works…

Like soak that shit in bleach girl and be a little socially conscious – maybe reuse recycle reinsert into a vagina even though you don’t know the previous vagina it was it.

IT IS ABOUT CONSERVATION girl…it’s bigger than you…it’s about the fucking plant you know….

Girls…so self involved..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Nicole Kidman Eating Bugs
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Victoria CLAY got them Big Tits On
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Ariel Winter Hard Nipples
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Paris Hilton as Kim K – for YEEZY
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300 Dollar DRIFT Car
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Margot Robbie is Overrated Garbage
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Heidi Klum Sluty for Instagram
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Hot Abbey Clancy Nipple
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Fireman Catches Child from Burnign Building
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Poor Family Dog Gets Stolen from the Front Yard…
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Typical Russian Crosswalk
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Stormy Daniels was on Kimmel – Was Good
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Rose McGowan Still Fighting Weinstein – this Time With Ben Affleck
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Big Gross Nipple in a Bikini
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Truck Driver VS Tree
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Woman Pulled Over for Nothing – Filmed IT
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TRAIN VS FedEX Truck!
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Dakota Johnson – Says She Wasn’t Staring at Angelina Jolie
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Angelina Jolie Busty in Paris
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Sara Sampaio – Nipples
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The Man With the Most Annoying Video Ever
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Passion of the Christ 2 is Happening..
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From the Forum

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Stormy Daniels at the AVN Awards
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Mila Kunis Gross Legs…
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Anna Kendrick Tight Dress
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Pregnant Monster Faced Tiegen in Lingerie
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Zoe Saldana Cleavage
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Jenna Dewan Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Girl Fucking the Water Spout – What the Fuck….
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Big TIT STRETCH
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Stormy Daniels is No Longer a Contract Girl…
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Chick – Her Pussy on Cam…
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Booty Dance of the Day
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Girl in the Kitchen’s Bare Ass….
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Naked Girl in her Titties…
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Big Bush of the Day
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Man and His Sex Doll — WEIRD AS FUCK
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Hot Fucking Naked Chick
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Nadeea Volianiva BOOBIES of the Day
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