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2018

30

Jan

Selena Weber Nipple of the Day

We don’t know who Selena Weber is around these parts, but we do know a nipple when it is flashed in what looks like a really low level photoshoot for instagram, which it probably is, since instagram, despite being run by an evil corporation that mines your data to collect information to use in creating AI that will take over the world, is what people participate in….and it really amazes me because they aren’t paid to use the platform, they just do it hoping to get seen, since the eyeballs are there…so they are doing free volunteer work with hopes of an upside, that they can’t control because the powers that are Facebook control the actual outcome…yet people keep going back like mice in some science experiment…and it’s fucking crazy….shareholders get richer, yet the bulk of people using Instagram don’t own stock in the company…

Who fucking knows…or cares really…this is about Selena Weber, unknown woman and her nipple…which is the name of the memoir she’s writing I assume..

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2018

30

Jan

Britney Spears in a Tight Dress of the Day

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I think one of the best things on the internet is Britney Spears self produced video of her doing outfit changes, or fashion shows, or “what I’m wearing” segments for her social media because she looks bat-shit crazy, medicated, being given a taste of independence and creative experession in her multi million dollar prison facility they disguise as her home….

It’s bootleg, it’s low quality, her body looks awesome, and I’m a fan of this publically kidnapped dancing Monkey…she just keeps getting weirder and better…

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2018

30

Jan

Homeless Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Phone Becomes Flame Thrower

Lady Boy of the Day

Robbers Shoot a Guy

People Help Dog Mom Find Puppies

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2018

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of life’s weirdest realizations, or moments, or right of passages, was the first time I looked at the bush I was eating out and realized it was all silver grey, because the woman I was eating out was in her late 70s, but still worth whetting my appetite with…it happens to the best of us…even those without granny fetishes because one day our wives we still fuck sometimes in our Florida Retirement community…will experience that moment…a moment I like to think makes us men…who are better off killing themselves..

That said, it amazes me that the instagram generation is still finding Kim Kardashians’ porno erotica of her vagina interesting to post, make memes of, etc… I know I don’t do anything better by reposting and writing bullshit long side it long side…but I would feel like way more of an asshole making meme’s on the shit…that is in fact shit…she’s the fucking devil….who would be better for society if she killed herself.

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Ronda Rousey in the WWE
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Rosse McGowan’s House WHere Feminism Happens (it’s for sale)
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Log Cabin Timelapse
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Melania Trump TOo Scared to Leave her Captor
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Who is Blanca Blanco and why are the blogs trying to make her famous
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Vanessa Hudgens VS a Pork CHOP
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Everything Streaming in February
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Lady Gaga’s New Video is Offensive
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2018

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s nothing worse than spending two hours trying to convince a girl you just met at a coffee shop to go to the bathroom with me to let me eat her out, as I do sometimes, only to walk into the bathroom after a hot asian woman walks out….and being faced with the worst fucking smell ever…a smell so bad that hours of convincing a girl to let me eat her out…which took a lot of effort out of me..but it was the weekend and I had the time to put in..but nothing like the sweet smell of ASIAN poo to ruin a good thing….

I jerked off in there anyway…I mean I had to….

That said, I now have an asian poo fetish.

Why do you even read this shit?

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Lorde’s Bra
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Joanna Krupa Posing
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Gas Station Clerk VS Smoker at the PUMP
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COCO VS BEBE REXHA in the Trashy Tits at the Grammys
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Meryl Streep Files Trademark to Protect her Name
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Baby Rhino Calf in the Shower
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Your Girl Camila Cabello the Cuban has a Nipple
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Guy Lifts mattress in a Short Term Rental – Finds SOME VILE SHIT
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Megan Fox in Lingerie
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Anna Kendrick Brings the Titties to the GRAMMYS
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Sofia Richie in a Bikini is the Best Stepmom EVER
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Kesha is a Fat Slut with No Soul No Matter How Hard She Cries
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Selena Weber Got her Nipples On
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Dog Harassing a Cat
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The First Dent Proof Car
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Madison Beer in a Tube Top
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Jennifer Hudson to Play Arethra Frnklin
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The Send Nudes Break Lights for the Bros
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Hollywood is Blacklisting Woody Allen
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Celebrity Big Brother House Will be Terrifying
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The Salmon Challenge….Is Something Only an Australian Could Come Up With
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Here’s a Grammy Red Carpet Review
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Ronaldo is Trying to Fuck Some Glamour Model EVEN THOUGH HE’S GAY….
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Ashley Graham is Disgusting in a Tight Dress
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Anna Faris – Huge Tits
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Paris Jackson – Skinny Legs
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Jessica Chastain Red Dress
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Nina Agdal in Jeans
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Rose Byrne Cleavage
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Chantel Jeffries Big Tits
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Charlotte McKinney – Red Shoes…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Sarah Hyland’s Pussy is Alright
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Three Porn Moms in the Shower
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Hot Nude Photos of a Bunch of Babes
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Wrong Hole of the Day
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Spread Girl of the Day
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Big Tits Unzip the Sweatsuit
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Girl Showing Off her Lingerie
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Porn Couple Bang on the Side of the Road
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Big Tits in the SHower GIF
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Busty Girl Drinking her Worchestershire Sauce
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Asian and her Dildo
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2018

29

Jan

Heidi Klum Ass Out of the Day

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Heidi Klum and the fact that she’s a product of German Engineering that I think are called EUGENICS…posted up some sleazy half nude pics, because why the fuck not pul the instagram model – when you’re an actual model who has spend 30 or 40 years doing slutty poses, you know your angles and what the people want to see. GOOD JOB…

What I am most interested in seeing is her actual vagina, but I guess we should be thanking her for keeping it hidden..you know since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist in a S&M Sex Club high on POPPERS could handle…NOT TO MENTION she’s also had dozens of kids from that German S&M sex….making her the leader of a Beige Army and I’d think it is safe to say, that 50 year old Twat is likely the casuality of it….

But the rest of her looks pretty good….

Here she is at the Grammy’s…

Topless for some Top Model shit

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2018

29

Jan

Kendall Jenner Underboob vs Kim K’s Disgusting Nudes of the Day

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Kendall Jenner has titties that she’d like you all to see the bottom of because Kendall Jenner is a Jenner and thus everything about her involves winning, performance enhancement, and mutilating her genitals due to mental disorders later in life…that everyone will pretend is a real condition and pander to it, even though it’s gender appropriation and a parody of another gender, rather than being that actual gender…offensive to anyone with a brain but these people are flip floppers in their causes to support or hate.

But I do believe if a man wants to live a life pretending to be a woman, who cares it doesn’t phase me…but I’m sure it would fuck up his kids, I knew kids when I was growing up in an era of pre gay everywhere, who had parents leave the family to be gay, and they were really mentally fucked about it, I like to think dad chopping off his dick is another level of that…at least I hope…this narcissist steps outside herself enough to actually hate herself, feel sorry for herself and maybe even remove herself from the internet she’s been using to shove herself down our throat to cash in….

It’s annoying but it’s got under tit.

Here’s her sister, mentor, leader who is just a gutter pile of shit – who still gets brand deals despite being an exhibitionist porn chick – something brands claim to hate – something instagram claims to delete – yet still pay her – and promote her porno account because they are all hypocrite idiots -.

KIM K – The old washed up – fake body – reason they all exist:

And her pussy hole…

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2018

29

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Tits of the Day

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I have facial recognition blindness, so I have no idea if this is bottom feeder Hailey Baldwin, wearing a wig in a push up bra, but she did post it on her social media, any my pervision – seems to see nipple, because she doesn’t have quite enough tit to get the cleavage she’s going for – and that may be a 1/4 nipple – which I guess may not be a nipple at all..

I mean she’s a Christian girl raised in a Christian family by her ex womanizing drug addicted father who’s love for Christ seems like a bit of a farce, despite his passion for it, like her modling career….yes I know Stephen Baldwin well enough to say this, I saw him on of the apprentice once and it was enough…

I also know that Hailey Baldwin will end up succeeding, she’s positioned to succeed and people are too lazy to not let her succeed….but at least she’s got titty pics on her feed, the right approach to take if you ask me and really anyone looking at what this bootleg Kardashian is good for.

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2018

29

Jan

Lily-Rose Depp Topless of the Day

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Lily-Rose Depp posted a topless pic, because she’s young, rich and free and working as an actress or a model, or just as the daughter of Johnny Depp who can do no wrong, and who understands the power of toplessness thanks to having been raised partially in France, where topless at the ocean is considered clothed…a good lesson for all 19 year olds to have, that most 19 year olds have already learned, thanks to the whole instagram tits getting hits / likes / follows shit…

What I do like about her – is that out of all the entitled celebrity assholes out there, she’s the least annoying…she doesn’t seem to be out there trying that hard, and knows thanks to her dad she doesn’t need to try hard and that doesn’t mean she’s not annoying, spoiled or entitled, it just means its less annoying when she is based on the basics of being Johnny Depp’s daughter…it’s like “ok, we get it”…

KEEP UP THE TOPLESS PICS!

Here’s some Lily Rose Depp’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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2018

29

Jan

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

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Madison Beer’s Got them Titties On…titties that her mom saw develop and thought the logical thing “Let’s Start a Youtube Even Though she’s 14″….

She’s no longer 14, but the damage of being exploited and sexualized and really reduced to a fuck toy, you can assume she thinks she’s hotter than she is, and that pushing out her tits makes her even hotter than she already thinks she is…..

And if you’ve ever fucked a hot chick, and you haven’t, whether it is a stripper, a model, an instagram model, or even a not that hot but think she’s hotter than you chick…and she probably is, she’ll 99 percent of the time they’ll be a terrible fuck…and leave you disappointed, maybe happy it happened for you, but overall disappointed wit the:

“I’m letting you in me and that’s enough work, so do your thing and if I cum I cum, and when I cum, I’ll make sure you cum by saying shit like “did you cum yet” or “are you going to cum yet”….because girls who think they are hot are the worst…and have better things to do with their time…

Not that Madison Beer will fuck you, but you can pretend she does when staring at her tits as you fuck the roast beef sandwich your mom made you for lunch.

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