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2018

08

Feb

Jenna Dewan in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Dewan Tatum the pussy that Channing Tatum knocked up….in Health Magazine cuz she healthy…at least her

When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world want to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….but then again, she’s a pretty low level actor, and marrying dude and riding him, letting him do what he wants so she can live the best life she can for herself…letting him fuck whoever he wants because pick your battles…and focus on having that fit body because guys like fit bodies, so if she looks her best and fucks the best (she’s a dancer you know and dancers fuck), he won’t want to fuck all the mooches that want his dick…cuz what he has with this one is real…

I met a dude who was at one point his Agent, he told me he would go to their house to drop off scripts, to which he would be greeted by a naked Channing and Jenna – having a naked party – trying to recruit him into the naked party with them….cuz they are free spirited, living the rich hollywood life, an this is her photoshoot for some health magazine…

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2018

08

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was reading a story about a boss who was inappropriately tickling one of his staffer in front of other staffers….what kind of man tickles anyone and thinks it’s appropriate and what kind of woman allows a man to tickle her…if someone tried to tickle me…I don’t care if she’s my boss or not…she’s getting a broken fucking nose…

In other news, How Big is God’s Pussy Hole if he birthed all of us?…..I am thinking it’s a pretty big pussy hole…

Here are some morning links…

Kate’ Upton’s Allegations Against GUESS?
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Grateful Dead Lyricist John Perry Barlow – DEAD
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Kia Driver Cuts Off Ambulance
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THe Moment a Car FLIPS
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Girl in a Latex Dress
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Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Nipples
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This Will Help You Jerk Off
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Puppy VS Lemon
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2018

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like that girls are so mad that they are sexualized, while they are the ones who will pretty much fuck anyone that wants to fuck them – they think it’s empowering, or maybe they watch too much porn, and just want to be wanted…but young people have so much dirty porn sex now, without having to go on a date, it’s almost disgusting, but then when you think about it, it’s just disgusting that I am not younger, in college, or physically capable of an erection…even real fucking losers are getting laid….but then again, you’re obviously not…so here are some stepLINKS.

Michael Shannon Sticking 2.10 in Coins Up his Nose
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Quincy Jones Claims He Dated Ivanka Trump
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Terrible A Glass Bottom Bridge Prank!
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Guy Falls Asleep at Wheel….
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Blanca Blanco Panty Flash
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Look at Everyone in the Manson Movies
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Selena Gomez’s Fort Worth Mansion for Sale – Buy it to Jerk Off where She Jerked Off
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Some Nobody Showing Off her Legs in NYC
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Del Toro Accused of Copycatting in Shape of Water – OH NO!
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Bubble Popping Penguin
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Dog Tries to Get a Big Stick Through Narrow Window….
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Selena Weber Nipples….
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Margot Robbie is Old – Not Hot – These are her Legs
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Dashcam Rocket Launch Footage….
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The Most Popular Fake Restaurant in London
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Bill Burr vs Super Bowl Loss
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Rat cow Ass
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Youtuber Fired from Movie for HATE SPEECH
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Quentin Tarantino Says Polanski isn’t a Rapist, Jessica Chastain (Who?), Complains about CLICK HERE

Riding His Bike on Ice….
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Doritos on Fire….
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TRUMP’s BALD HEAD
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Celebs NUDIE
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Gabrielle Union in a Magazine
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Katy Perry in Glamour Magazine
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Melissa Benoist in Dress
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Diane Kruger’s Bra Top….
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Claire Danes Cleavage
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Helena Mattsson Cleavage
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Farrah Abraham in Lingerie
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Selma Hayek Old Face
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Natalie Portman in SNL Photos
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Blanca Blanco Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Alpha Male at the Porn Convention
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Jade Kush Boob Flash
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JERK OFF BETTER!
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Pierced Nips
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Naked Russians
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Sleeping Dude on the Subway Gets Jerked Off On.
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Boobies in a Stupid Photoshoot
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Hot Chick in panties in the Bath
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Blonde and Bottomless
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REdhead with the Banging Body
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Some Greek Slut
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WAYS TO JERK OFF !
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2018

07

Feb

Olivia Culpo Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know who….Olivia Culpo but she fucks a Patriot….and has an instagram Following….and now leverages that celebrity who leverages her on and off his dick. I mean when Tom Brady isn’t deep throating it…by showing nipple.

Right.

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2018

07

Feb

Elsie Hewitt in Lingerie for Sexual Predators at GUESS? of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt is some chick who gets naked on the internet for validation, or maybe it’s for marketing purposes, or maybe for money, you know some low level, but free marketing, because people like naked chicks and follow them…

There are all kinds of level of celebrity and if you have big tits, put them to good use…and she is….

I don’t know if she’s a high class escort, or if she is part of her a high end backpages account…doing the Sugar Baby thing, that the people of LA power like the guy from GUESS who is being ousted by Kate Upton for being a predator….

I mean she could just be a hot chick into getting attention, and getting on GUESS?, because the internet is weird and allows you to produce and distribute any content or message you want around yourself..and eventually the big brands follow the tits…

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2018

07

Feb

Paige Spiranac in a Bikini of the Day

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Paige Spiranac is slutty golfer in a bikini with her tits hanging out….

I don’t follow golf or golfers and I won’t start now, because golf is the dumbest activity presented as a sport, that any bro or old person can really do, and anyone who is addicted to the shit, and who loves the shit, is someone I cannot be friends with, which isn’t saying much since I hate everyone and everything and have no friends..

BUT….GOLF is still the fucking worst, whether a girl gets into it as clickbait for the sport or not, hot chicks Golf, this frat boys and cheesy women, often times from South Carolina, Florida and Georgia, who are just so basic, mainstream and typical middle of the road, need an activity as lame as they are too be part of…and I guess sometimes they make it big enough for SI SWIM to notice and feature because being a woman in sport that has no babes is easy fucking marketing.

Nice tits. HOLE IN ONE or ONE IN ONE OF HER HOLES.

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2018

07

Feb

Ava Sambora in a Bikini of the Day

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Ava Sambora is the daughter of Bon Jovi’s Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear who you may remember as the 90s babe from basically mainstream porno, the TV version, an Aaron Spelling show, masturbatory and cheesy as fuck, but that people would get hooked on like the assholes people are….at least we assume her dad is Richie Sambora, who knows what Heather Locklear was doing in her peak, in terms of cum in her pussy…for all we know this could be the child of another rocker that she won’t ever admit to…because that’s how groupie celebrity blond high bro porno level actors who don’t get naked live…

Ava, has taken her trust fund, her spoiled brat life, and become pretty fucking low level model, up on some IRELAND BALDWIN shit…

You’d think, she’d do better in her shameless self promotion, I am sure she could easily be up there with the Hadids being shameless, getting paid…but instead..she just does low hanging clickbait like this.

I’ll still look at her tits, because youthful tits remind me of a life worth living.

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2018

07

Feb

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham is 100 fucking years old…but will always be the bush on Roller Girl to me…and really the tits in every big movie she did back when she was relevant – and she was very fucking relevant – these tits were EVERYWHERE..

I guess she’s trying to do a comeback, or market herself, the best way to market yourself, maybe she’s back on TV or trying to get back on TV, I cannot be too sure, I am not IMDB…and if I am it’s for the tits, documenting the tits, cuz I like tits…

And tits, are the best way to get attention, other than complaining about being raped by producers to get your millionaire life…like an unappreciative whore, and these women are for the most part whores…

It’s the bases if their existence and for that – I will celebrate these bikini pics

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2018

07

Feb

Elizabeth Olsen’s Thighs in Shorts Go Hiking of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen is the bootleg sister of the other Olsen Twins, who went viral last week in their fashion shoot on the Segway or whatever those things are called, because it was on some weird rich person kick, like when you’d see people like Michael Jackson doing weird things, all frail and weak and bleached and blown out….just a victim of being really successful…and possibly abused…and I guess terrible plastic surgery….that they have to get together otherwise it gets confusing.

Well, this bootleg sister, is not the billionaire they are, but thanks to them, she has a really hot and successful acting career, and actually doesn’t look like a weirdo skeleton, probably because she got the womb to herself, and didn’t have to fight for it with her creepy clone like her sisters did….

She’s in shorts, she’s got some substance, I’m into it…

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2018

07

Feb

Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Top and Rough Face of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin’s in a bikini to for attention as she clickbaits her way to fame, while the other girls she sucks up to and mooches off of, are out making babies that would be better off being abortions, but that are marketing hooks to keep the family getting paid…she knows her time is almost here.

The most interesting thing about this D-List actors daughter, other than her bikini top pics, is that her D-List dad actor is a business partner of the MYPILLOW.COM guy…another ex drug addict turned Christian, who exploits the church for his own personal gain, in selling pillows on informercials….

And everytime I see her I think “My PILLOW DOT COM”….

That’s how branding, marketing, and product placement works…and really that’s the level of product, you know the NOT QUITE ON QVC, level of MYPILLOW.COM that Hailey should be marketing, but somehow people think she’s important or more important than she is and give her actual jobs promoting things….

Weird….but rich kids when not ugly get ahead.

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