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2018

07

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Titty Shot of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is amazing, I mean not really, but amazing to me because I’ve seen her career arc…from being a reality show aspiring singer who fucked diddy, a little white girl who’s dad bought her a set of tits to help her make it, blossom into a fat ass white girl, who was legit fat, because the black fans she acquired while hooked on DIDDY dick were into that, and girls like eating and being lazy….to being on the Apprentice where she likely fucked TRUMP, but would never admit it because she needs the money she gets to keep her mouth shut about it to pay the bills, because as an instagram model with a jacked up face, looking terrifying….that shit’s not cutting it.

She’s on some comeback tour, is dating a guy from Jersey Shore, and is almost irrelevant, but less fat…even if her titties are still fat and I’m into it because I am a suck fuck with a ghetto stripper with a fake tan and fake face fetish.

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2018

07

Feb

Jessica Biel for Yoga Pants Not Showing Yoga Pants Ass of the Day

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Jessica Biel isn’t hot and Justin Timberlake is a homo.

She is only known as being hot because she did one slutty shoot, for a now defunct magazine, which made everyone go nuts back when magazines had that power, even though she was a sexed up behind the scenes of that Christian bullshit, because the dad on the show was a fucking sex offender prevert…and they were just ACTING…

That was her only job, besides seducing the homo, who you know is a homo, because you watched his 40 year old homo ass do a song and dance during your superbowl in what was zero fucking cool…

She got him to marry her, probably put up with a lot, or maybe has a big dick, who knows, but the people loved her booty…because she did fitness….

ANd here she is not showing off that ass, show the ass, even if you are now 40, a mom (allegedly), looking bunk as fuck…and that’s about all i have to say about that…

Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

2018

07

Feb

Mariina Keskitalo Topless of the Day

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Mariina Keskitalo is some chick showing her tits on the internet for what she’ll position as art…and for what is probably seeking validation from men…and that could be an attempt to get a bigger audience so that she can be an Emrata or a HADID also…

Tits get hits and we’ve always known that it’s just that the mainstream used to have a moral code and thought showing tits for hits was a bad thing..that would disappoint their moms and grandmas and the community and the church…but that social pressure has been lifted…and motherfuckers put tits everywhere..

Thank you, Mariina Keskitalo, and your immigrant work ethic, for your contribution to the world. I like it.

Posted in:Mariina Keskitalo

2018

07

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Handjob Tutorial of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is demonstrating handjobs…for you perverts…

Since she’s small, she needs to put her whole body into it…

Fists full of jerking off…

Here she is sweating

TO SEE THE WEIRD FACE WITH SKINNY LEGS HEADING TO THE GYM IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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2018

07

Feb

Man Has Sex with Scooter and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple on a Balcony

Drunk Driver Opens Door to Vomit and Falls Out

Dog Catches House on Fire

Army Veteran vs Casino Robber

Mad Cow Of the Day…

The Birds are Coming

Asian Couple on a Bed at their Wedding

Motorcycle Guy Gets Launched

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

07

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whenever I see flashing lights outside my house, even though I don’t do anything illegal, I always think the cops are going to break down my door and come after me. I don’t think it’s narcissism – I think it’s just some weird paranoia that I am going to be inconvenienced in my night of drinking on my soiled couch….where I’ll have to put on a shirt and pants and deal with the whole legal system…

Last night, the old lady in the apartment down the hall from me slipping on ice, the ambulance came to save her…and I saw the lights, turned off all my lights and spent an hour in the fucking closest..hoping to not get caught….something I am sure anyone visiting this site knows all too much about…but you’re in a different kind of closet.

My life is far less exciting than when I’d leave the house to try to get girls to flash me their tits…but with this computer…tits are everywhere….and it’s cold out there…

Here are some morning links…

Goldie Hawn – Grandma Porn…
CLICK HERE

Quentin Tarantino on that Uma Car Crash
CLICK HERE

Eagles Quarterback Proposed After Superbowl Win
CLICK HERE

In case you Missed it – That UMA Car Crash
CLICK HERE

The CEO of Pepsi – A Woman – Getting Hate for Saying Doritos are for Dudes
CLICK HERE

This Slackline Wedding is Just Dumb as Fuck
CLICK HERE

Pam Anderson in a Short Skirt
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Sarah Silverman is No Longer Kate Beckinsale’s Hot Daughter’s StepMom
CLICK HERE

Newsweek Raided for Serving Video Ads on BOT Traffic, something ALL the big Publishers Do and Make Millions Doing…
CLICK HERE

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2018

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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People sometimes ask me how I became such an important internet entrepreneur with this whole blog like a 12 year old girl about celebs I don’t care about for very little money because I am an idiot who won’t jump into porn, or the mainstream and just sort of exist…

And I always say that it all started with a girl who worked at a shoe store – who asked me if I could sell her dirty panties online for her – in an era when no one sold dirty panties – and that I agreed to do to be around the dirty panties – only to find out the dirty panties I was being provided was glue stick and tuna water soaked…..and not actually worn….but more importantly…that ebay in 1999 didn’t like dirty panty vendors….

LOOK AT ME NOW…a REAL SUCCESS STORY…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lohan Reciting her Favorite Lines from Mean Girls – Cuz She Milks This Show Hard
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Tarantino Said Polanski isn’t a Rapist – it was Consensual…
CLICK HERE

127 Pound Woman Eats 501 Wings
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Maitland Ward Nipple
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Girl in a Bikini of the Day
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Jerking Off to Posh Spice Nipples
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Selena Gomez pays A Lot for Rehab – She’s Real Crazy
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift Spent 50 Million Dollars on Apartments in NYC
CLICK HERE

Uma Thurman’s Kill Bill Car Crash
CLICK HERE

Vandal Caught on Camera
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Kyle Jenners Kid is Named
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Saoirse Ronan – Cleavage
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Ashley Graham in Bikinis with her Fat Mom
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Rose McGowan Fighting with the Trans Woman
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White Man Tricks Locals Speaking HINDI
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Katy Perry Says I Kissed a Girl Would Have Different Lyrics if Written Today Cuz She’s a Trend Chasing Pile of Shit
CLICK HERE

J.Lo in GUESS Ads for Rapist Marciano…
CLICK HERE

Amber Rose Looking Rough
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ROBOT PENCIL PRINTER
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Daredevil Slackline Wedding
CLICK HERE

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Lily Rose Depp at the Airport
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Lucy Watson Leather Skirt…
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Emmy Rossum in a Dress
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Jaime King – Old Heroin Addict
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Paris Hilton at an Event
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Sarah Hyland Almost Looking Hot at the Gym
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Madison Beer of the Day
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Victoria Beckham Nipples
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Sarah Hyland ALmost hot in Leggings
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Megan Fox Old Lady in Slippers
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Francesca Eastwood is HOT
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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JERK OFF BETTER!
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FAT NAKED BITCH
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Nude Photography of the Day
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Cam Girl Doesn’t Care That Her Mom is in the Room
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Some Big Titties
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19 Year Old Tide Pod Eater / Meth Head
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Weird Public Pussy Eating at an Event
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Topless Firefighter – Looks Legit
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2 Girls 1 Dildo
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TOOLS TO HELP YOU JERK OFF !
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Titty Model and her Polaroids
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Horny Fat Teen
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2018

06

Feb

Barbara Palvin Legs of the Day

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Barbara Palvin once a patsy for the people at Victoria’s Secret to avoid a scandal involving Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber after their bullshit infomercial all you idiots buy into….

Now ousted by Victoria’s Secret for whatever reason, and really she may even still work at Victoria’s Secret, I don’t keep track of that brothel or the sex workers they’ve hired….I just post shit as it comes in….

Still willing to get in lingerie, because as an 18 year old Hungarian she knew the sacrifices she had to make to get out of that Cold War era bunker she lived in, and will continue that struggle….of getting into lingerie…which isn’t really a struggle…but let these girls think their work matters…

This time for GQ Portugal…not offical GQ…but it counts…they license the same logo…you know and I’m sure people in Brazil read it…cuz of the Portuguese…assuming people anywhere still read magazines…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2018

06

Feb

Kate Upton Fat Girl in SHORTS of the Day

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Kate Upton, in fascinating Kate Upton news, was actually raised in Florida, which makes her story all the more trashy, despite having a grandfather who invented WHIRLPOOL appliances…her father was a high school gym teacher, and she spent her days riding horses, before she was too heavy for the sport…because that’s what rich WASPs do….

She was originally found at a Casting call in Miami, and moved to NEW YORK, where at 18 she was the face of GUESS?, her first international campaign before Marciano sold her off to SI, because they do have a partnership GUESS? and SI and work together on building out the celebrity of these models to make them a bigger deal…and now…she’s not only showing off her weird chubby awkward shaped body in short…but she’s also calling out Marciano…THE MAN WHO MADE HER CAREER…a sexual predator…because I guess a young, dumb, eager Kate Upton…motorboated his ass and has been able to LIVE the fucking dream because of it.

I am not all for sexual predators, but to call out the man who bascially gave you the life she lives, there would be no SI, No Champion Pitcher Husband, she’d be working at hooters…I mean except for her starting out rich…but you know what I mean…if you sell your soul to the devil you can’t get mad at the devil…but you can put on shorts and creep us all out.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here she is in pink leggings – because why not…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2018

06

Feb

Natalie Portman in a Magazine of the Day

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Natalie Portman is the Jewish icon to Jewish men everywhere – because she’s hot – and they look at her as a beacon of hope that their Jewish wife they are forced to marry – unless they get a non Jewish girl to convert – will look like this….and not like their accountant…you know how these things work…

I saw her NATALIE PORTMAN RAP that went VIRAL…and now I am seeing her getting butt fucked by a YOGA ball…I guess her Israeli army training has taught her versatility…not that she did the army, she was too famous for that, she’s no Gal Gadot mooch, she’s legit especially to the Star Wars Nerds who chronically masturbate to her even though she’s pretty much 40 years old.

Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW