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2018

17

Jan

Pia Mia Insta-Thot of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…which was convenient for moving to the mainland to make it in America……jailbait who was…that had and probably still has a huge social media following, thanks to strategic parents who want so much that she became famous…

She’s got a pretty useless IMDB…where she was in one movie called Santa Paws…a couple of years ago..that I assume never hit…but that I also assume is far more than anyone else born in Guam has pulled off in the entertainment industry…

BUT WHO NEEDS MOVIES…when you have social media to carry you, to get a recording career, to become the hot video vixen with the fake tits and tight asian body that is likely under 5 feet tall…

You can do it yourself, by posting provocative pics…and that alone can help you become the next MILEY…

She’s 21…and this is what she’s up to .

Here’s a good posing pic for you…

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2018

17

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Titty Shirt of the Day

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Kendall Jenner in what looks like a see-through shirt doing the rounds at some fashion show where she’s sucking up to people to let them know she’s there and willing to promote their products on her social media feed if they pretend she’s an actual model more than just an instagram feed…

Because the fact is her position in anything she does is “Sales Guy”….the only reason she exists is because young people click and buy…while if they didn’t…she wouldn’t matter and brands wouldn’t be sucking her dick….that she had attached to her from when her dad cut off his…you know keep it in the family…you never know when you’ll need a sales hook to help your sales and marketing strategy when you’re not just a cute girl looking cute for a brand…you’re a marketing agency that gets results…even though you’re also a moron and all this just sort of randomly happened and is undeserved…

In more interesting see through pics – of people I will not be doing a post on – here’s Andra Day – Whoever the fuck that is…

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2018

17

Jan

Posh Spice/ Victoria Beckham in Vogue Spain of the DAy

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Robot Sex Doll woman from the Spice Girls still looks good, skinny, and worthy of looking at….which I could have predicted when the Spice Girls happened, because the skinny ones usually age the best, as the ones with the tits usually grow into sloppy messes…

She looks pretty good for someone who is old and who has shat out a dozen kids with David Beckham, back when he took time off fucking all other girls who weren’t Posh Spice…because when you’re Beckham – you have options…

I don’t understand what the reason Posh is so well maintained…nice and preserved…because no girls I know look like this – especially not moms…even in their 20s…

Maybe it’s a money thing, poor bitches are disgusting and eat garbage, they have to slave away to buy shitty food…while this one’s rich and rich comes with perks like spending your days laying down to conserve energet so that you can do all you can to not eat…. Who can be too sure, is she an eating disorder, or just lovely, or is she lovely regardless…

As much as I’m disgusted by women aging, I support aging well…you sort of have to.

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2018

17

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Better a Dancer in the Dark for Marie Claire of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is on the rise, finally, she’s been working hard at it, leveraging from every angle, because I guess she thinks she’s hot and deserves celebrity as a model, or maybe she just knows her friends are ugly and got celebrity as models, so it’s not unlikely that it will happen for her, even if it takes her a little longer to get there..she’ll get there…thanks to not actually having to work because I guess Stephen Baldwin has money from the handful of shitty movies he’s been in…

THAT SAID….

My theory on this is that each of these little rich kids that don’t deserve to be models, and who never worked a day in their life, other than taking handouts, get tired of the hype once they get the hype and fade away to only work on project that are close to their attention seeking hearts – or that pay a ton of money..

So Kendall Dropped, Kylie Dropped, GIGI Dropped…and soon Bella will drop…when bored…making room for this one…and it’s starting..she’s getting magazine covers..

Sure Marie Claire Italy isn’t Vogue, but it’ll get there…the clickbait is real…she’s doing it..

In these photos you can see her dancer body, in dancer poses, because I guess she trained as a dancer growing up…that’s where all her discipline comes…that and the Jesus here weirdo recovering addict who found god father shoved down her throat like it was one of her sexual conquests, like Bieber.

Here is her uneven lip enjection that should be a meme but I’m not influential..

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

17

Jan

Alexandra Smelova Nude Model of the Day

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Alexandra Smelova is the nude model of the day, because I realize there are more girls getting nuded in photoshoots for fun, than there are girls getting nude for photoshoots that are paid, and often times the nude photoshoots that are for fun, are with girls a lot more interesting than girls who would get paid to get nude….

It’s just this young, do it yourself, arrogance, ego, willingness to get naked cuz you have rockin tits thanks to the hormones in the food, in a “maybe I’ll get famous, start vlogging, be the next youtuber to offend people with dead bodies”…

It’s the interent, thank you internet for all your blessings, like this Russian babe I would never have come across without you…

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2018

17

Jan

Girl Fart Compilation 93,000 People Watched On Youtube and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Asked to Leave for Breastfeeding, Also Amazing She’s Reproduced….

Dog Loves His Master

Backflip of the Day

Weird Nude Dance

RC Car Speeding on Freeway

Drunk Girls Rob Pizza Guy

Car Jumps the Curb – Hits Two People

Russian Granny on the Hoverboard

Stripper Bride Does a Choreographed Dance

Crazy Floor Collapse

Man Drives a Huge Load

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

17

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Apparently, when you stick your dick in your fat wife’s ass while she sleep apneas, if you dick can reach and you’re feeling fucking disgusting, the excuse “I was checking to see if you still had feeling down there”, is not the best excuse when she ends up shitting the bed…thanks to you playing with fire…

Apparently, when you stick in your fat wife’s ass while she sleep apneas…..it’s considered “sexual assault, unless she consents”…which begs the question of why the fuck did you get married in the first place, and why don’t you have to consent to all her fucking whining and soul raping, from when she basically castrated you and your freedom…

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McKayla Maroney Won’t Have to Pay for Outting Her Rapist
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Mila Kunis Gets Named After her Mom Pussy
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Matt Damon Sorry He Opened His Mouth
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18 Wheeler Slide
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Remote Controlled Car Speeding on a Freeway
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TRASHY THONG of the Day
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Technology Behind Vertical Take Off…
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Wheelchair Won’t Stop Athlete From Mountain Climbing
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2018

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I find it interesting that when I get an unsolicited nude pic of a girl, often times I’ve never communicated with, you know nudes I didn’t even ask for…I celebrate the pic, and encourage the girl and tell her how great she is…

But when guys send out dick pics unsolicited, they get fired from their jobs….as a penis is a weapon I guess…and titties are FEMINISM…

Who knows, but keep sending the unsolicited nudes.

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Asian Gameshow Girls Pretend They are Cats…
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Alec Baldwin Supports Woody Allen
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Elon Musk Goes to Sex Parties…
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Sasha Obama in a Bikini
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TSA Doesn’t Like Tools OVer 7 Inches
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Michael Douglas VS Masturbating 33 Years Ago for a Woman…
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Emma Stone Braless is Not Hot
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The House Natalie Wood was Pre-Murdered in
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Master Engraver Engraves a Rolex Submariner and It Looks Pretty Cool
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Kendall Jenner Disgusting in a Sheer Top
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January Jones Found New Cock…
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Horse Attacked
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Asthmatic Cat
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Emmy Rossum Topless in Shameless – Boring
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Danica PAtrick Gets Fucked by AAron Rodgers
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Lady Gaga’s Disgusting Legs
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Claudia Jordan Thick and Good
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Bath Tub Drone
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Kim and Kanye Make ANother Baby in Another Woman’s Uterus
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No One Liked my ZOMBIE joke
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Creepy Dude in Costume
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Poor Chickens Killed in a Car Accident
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Jane Fonda VS Megyn Kelly…
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Vanesssa Hudgens Hides her Pregnant Face
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Miley Cyrus in a Bikini
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Keira Knightley Variety
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Doutzen and Candice WHORING
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Kerry Washington – BLACK dress
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Model Romee Belly Button
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Bella Hadid – Whoring
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Dakota Fanning Legs
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Excellent Beach Vagina…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Naked Chick Named Dalia
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How Many Fingers Fit in the Butthole
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Mica Martinez and her Big Tits are not my Daughter…
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Baseball Batt to the Dick Fetish
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Social Service Volunteer Work of the Day
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Great Fake Ass
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Weather Womans Nipples Get Hard MID Forecast
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Bailey Rayne and her Monster Tits
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Redheaded Chick Body Painted
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Dildo Dent Removal
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2018

16

Jan

Sofia Richie Gets Hosed Down of the Day

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Sofia Richie is totally uninteresting, and will forever just be her father’s actual daughter…

But she gets to spend his money on traveling the world in luxury, likely unappreciative of the experience, forever vapid and useless, and a spoiled entitled brat…likely miserable because she’s there with that Kardashian husband….and that can’t be any fun…

But she’s 18 or 19 and wearing a thong bathing suit, ass all over the motherfucking place while homie hoses her down…and if you’re the kind of guy who’s job is hosing people off because they are too fucking lazy to do it themselves, it might as well be a young body in a thong, rather than old divorcees…it’s more rewarding work.

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2018

16

Jan

Madison Beer in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Madison Beer is some exploited, just not quite enough, by her mom who managed her teen YOUTUBE account that got her fucked by Bieber, signed to a label, so that she can make her bullshit music no one cares about, we’re just here for the tits…but luckily…tits…come with her marketing of herself – living that good life…taking them vacations with them tits…

IMPORTANT.

Because big tits on a skinny frame – on a young enough – but not too young girl – good.

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