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2018

11

Jan

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, the ex Victoria’s Secret model, who at one time probably thought she was really fucking hot, really fucking winning, probably really fucking offensive to the people in her immediate circle, who saw her already inflated ego just blow the fuck up, before it was thankfully popped, after she got knocked up a few times from some Ibiza DJ…as these models sometimes do…

She’s pretty much faded into irrelevance, sure she’ll get a campaign here and there but nothing like the glory of being that PROMO model she always wanted to be…

But she’s managed to recruit her pregnant model sister, or angel, even if she’s been excommunicated, to hang out with her and GIRL is posting slutty pics heavy, knowing that finally someone will see them…

It’s the thirst the world needs to keep the jerk off material flowing.

TO SEE HER AND CANDICE ON THE BEACH TOGETHER- GET IT CLICK HERE

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2018

11

Jan

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev in Vintage Bikinis of the Day

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It amazes me that certain players in Hollywood who are known creepers, which for the record is likely every dude in Hollywood, they didn’t get into the movie business to make the most money possible, these are smart Jewish business people, they got into it for ego, to get noticed, to be seen, to be envied, otherwise they’d work behind the scenes somewhere and fuck hot chicks who aren’t models or actresses…

But the one player in Hollywood who I have heard the most stories from slutty girls I know or have met randomly – a guy who does blow off their assholes – sleeps 4 hours a day – is an aggressive fuck and who makes them sign contracts, and likely pays their rent for them to keep their mouths shut….is Seacrest…Julianne Hough’s ex boyfriend..making this mormon in her mormon bikini with her friend Nina Dobrev….in a mormon bikini….a dirty little mormon, even now that she’s married.

Wild times.

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2018

11

Jan

LeAnn Rimes Bathing Suits of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes is still on Vacation…in bathing suits… for her social media, which has pretty much become the foundation of who she is as a public figure, or artist, or whatever you want to call her…

She’s been at this for a long time, this getting naked thing, and I don’t know what people expected from LeAnn Rimes who went from being a country superstar, child prodigy, wholesome country girl….you know the kind of girl Christian people, good old low level Americans could appreciate and relate to…even spend their check on her CD to pretty much being nothing by a rich as fuck, LA based hooker, who destroys marriages, doesn’t eat, rocks ome fake tits and a mangled face….

But I think all her fans will still buy into whatever the fuck she’s selling….because of loyalty and Christ…their lord and savior…

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2018

11

Jan

Johanne Landbo Titties on a Boat of the Day

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Johanne Landbo is a hot nude model who has done shoots with her hot nude body for people like Agent Provocateur..and I guess other people…

This shoot is making the rounds, but I feel like I’ve seen it before, I may just not have posted it, or maybe I did, it’s hard to keep track of this shit….but apparently it’s for Hefner’s son, who run the family business now, and who I guess has decided to take the instagram style photoshoot, that you see on all the “instagram” nude accounts that I guess are trying to polarize themselves as being woman run, for women, because women are powerful and men doing shit like this would be considered sexual intimidation…

I don’t find it that great, but Johanne Landbo is great.

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2018

11

Jan

Kendall Jenner gets Wet for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a disgusting human being – who has no need to be a public figure, or as she calls herself a model with acne scars, because people would hire her under any and all circumstances, because she’s a Jenner/Kardashian, and they have a huge impact and are capable of driving sales through their half retard fans….

I don’t buy into the way these idiots are angling for feminism, their attempting to polarize what they do to being anything more than just using their body to get audience to get paid…

I do think if the girl had any actual concern for anything but her vapid, useless, spoiled self, she’d do somthing with greater purpose, but then again her activism she’s been exposed to was her dad chopping off his dick for attention, pretending to be some kind of activist, when really just being clickbait.

Terrible humans, doing terrible things….living terrible lives…but most importantly, the footprint they are leaving, you message they are sending to the kids who look up to her – are terrible life lessons of excess, being spoiled, and disgusting…

But magazines celebrate her, they like the clicks.

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2018

11

Jan

Maude Apatow’s in a Bikini of the DAy

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Maude Apatow is the product of Judd Apatow / comedian and producer of all the comedy movies of the last 10 years that aren’t really that funny, but that make a shit ton of money and Leslie Mann…the woman in all those Comedies, making their daughter Maude a pretty rich and entitled brat who has her life lined up or set up for her, money in the bank, future inheritance in the bank, access to work that pays well by working in other movies, being all Hollywood…insteaear d of making an actually difference…but at least, unlike all the other celebrity rich kids, she’s going to college to have a semi normal experience…at least that’s the rumor…

But the good news in her behavior, is that at 20, she is like all other 20 year olds, and she is posting stylized, posing, bikini pics, showing off her body for attention, as girls do…it’s the feminist movement you know, a “Look how not fat I am”…

How can you be against a 20 year old in a bikini..the content just keeps on coming…and so do you

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2018

11

Jan

Lindsay Jaylyn Price Stone in Panties in Paris of the Day

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Lindsay Jaylyn Price Stone is a 41 year old actress from Soap Operas, which is basically porn to old married women or disabled out of work people, meaning her acting capabilities are likely on the pornstar level, not that acting really requires any skill, some actors are just bootleg…and often times can be found on Soap Operas…

I found it interesting that a 41 year old mom would want to post panty pics of herself jumping on a hotel bed….on her social media, and by interesting I mean disturbing…

But not as disturbing as a fact I learned on social media about Lindsay Jaylyn Price Stone….which is that her parents were raised together as brother and sister, as the Price family adopted an orphaned daughter from Korea after the Korean War.

WHAT THE FUCK…

She’s married to Donald Trump’s Chef, Australian Curtis Stone…here’s the panties.

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2018

11

Jan

Elle Fanning in an Open Robe of the Day

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Elle Fanning is a big star, but started out as the sister of a child star, and she may also be a child star, but I don’t think she was, or that her parents were that stupid….

I think the parents cultivated, groomed, trained her to be an adult star, because statistically they knew the one they used to open the doors as the child star was not likely not going to be cute, marketable, and probably have terrible fucking PTSD from being robbed of her childhood…while the cute one who had a chance to continue the family legacy…

It’s all about longevity and here she is with an OPEN robe…

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2018

11

Jan

I think Tara Reid Has an Eating Disorder of the Day

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In this era of not being allowed to say anything – because it may offend one person – and that one person – even when the minority – is enough to spin people out of control defending their honor….

So clearly, there’s something wrong with Tara Reid, whether she’s got an eating disorder, starving herself, body dysmporphia, or an AIDS, drug addiction, cancer, any other terrible fucking disease…

So to call her a zombie, or a corpse, even if you find zombies erotic…is just being insensitive to her struggles and the struggles of all the other women who starve themselves to try to look like this…and think this looks good.

AND as a Feminist, I wouldn’t feel comfortable pointing and laughing, HOWEVER, I would give her a robe to cover up, no one needs to see this shit….

Either way, we gotta focus on the BOLT ONS that were legendary failed Bolt Ons…back when she first got them….LEGENDS are real.

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2018

11

Jan

Micaela Schäfer Naked for Art of the Day

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Micaela Schafer is a fame whore from Germany, not unlike Hitler, who was also a fame whore from Germany, only Hitler’s Gimmick to get famous was fascist and to kill all the Jews, and really anyone who wasn’t Heidi Klum, while Micaela Schafer’s gimmick is just to kill any dignity she might have had if she remained a useless stripper or call girl no one knew existed, instead of being the red carpet novelty act showing her tits…..

Tits that have been been altered beyond the standard bolt on implants the girl, if you can call her a girl, she’s terrifying….a monster really…with some nipples modified to look like hearts….weird. Really weird…I am uncomfortable with that decision….

Throwback Micaela Schäfer Pussy Spreading

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