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2017

25

Oct

Bianca Booth is Not Instagram Hooker of the Day

Bianca Booth is some Bali based instagram model who has a million followers and is a co-owner of a swimwear brand – which is really the clever hustle of the smartest instagram models out there – they all do it….because they need an excuse to post shameless slutty pics – otherwise it takes away potential brand deals…you know let the nipples out, let the world see the nipples, because the nipples, and really everything about this girl is hot bodied and I understand her instagram following…mainly because you can buy 1,000,000 followers for 5,000 dollars…

The world is a lie…..but I appreciate young entrepreneurs doing their thing. I want to take business lessons from her.

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2017

25

Oct

Intimate Family Photos of Ashley Graham of the Day

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Pig / Human Hybrid Ashley Graham made it to her mother’s retirement community down in the Bahamas where they fed her mom her favorite meal, which look like hot dogs, which I guess makes Ashley Graham’s mom a bit of a Cannibal, but I like to think she’s just got more of a passion for food than anything, you know like her daughter, bitch will EAT anything…

It’s nice to see that Ashley Graham doesn’t shun the dark secret that is her family are pigs in the tropics, left there by some farmer to make a tourist attraction…..most people would shy away from the truth, but outspoken, loud, proud to be fat…Ashley Graham….doesn’t shy away from being 300 pounds….or I guess her family history!

It feels great to connect with this monster on this level….she’s more likeable as a barn animal!!

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2017

25

Oct

Bryanna Holly is a 40 Year Old Instagram Hooker in a Bikini of the Day

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Bryanna Holly is some 40 year old looking instagram model with a rocking body – because when you’re an instagram model you don’t really have to do anything but workout and/or starve yourself because you have to secure at least a photoshoot a year to claim you’re a model -for your old rich boyfriends to think you’re worth the monthly fee.

I am not a fan of her, but she went viral in 2012 instagram via slutty pics, thanks to dating a Kardashian or a Jenner – pre dick being cut off…and because of that she managed to exist and since no one deletes people on social media – case proven in the Kardashians getting a 5 year contract with E….even though anyone you ask doesn’t care about the Kardashians, the mainstream media relevance struggle is real and they just latch into this shit…

So if you were posting slutty selfies in 2012, when IG launched, chances are you have a million or more followers and you can leverage that to great experiences that I guess are magical…so here’s that magic a decade later.

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2017

25

Oct

Drunk Man Strips a Young Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Moscow Brawl

Girl Gets Taken Out by a SUV

Man Runs into a Moving Car

Shooting a Trucker

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2017

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I watched Sarah Hyland do an instagram live story and realized I fucking hate the world, society, and this social media thing…I also don’t understand how she is famous, she’s a troll, why that was the highlight of my night, was because it kept me up until 5 am stressed about the state of the world, which led me to TINDER swiping, allowing me to come on a hot girl from the internet’s face this morning…while all you suckers were working and my fat wife was at the dentist…hopefully having an allergic reaction to the meds….and dying because there is so much fun out there…

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Sarah Hyland Instagram Whore
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Some Domino Tricks
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Sam Smith Came Out as a Woman – Cuz We ALl Needed To Know…
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Bear Cubs Swim in Backyard Pool
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Kardashians Have Twins
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Pre-Fab Micro Apartment Building
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Rich Bitches Fighting
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Michael Bay is Doing a Live Action Dora the Explorer
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2017

24

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Topless Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here’s some Bella Thorne at a Halloween themed party wearing the shirt you’d want to see all girls at your halloween party or ideally trick or treating at your house…because that’s the only way anyone’s coming to your sketchy fucking door…and if this was their costume it’s the only way your sketchy ass is seeing a topless chick in your fucking house…

The reason I like topless costumes is that it is some solid fucking clickbait, it’s fun, it’s edgy and exciting in a era where not enough girls walk around topless…with taped up tits..you know they are too busy on the sheer shirts to be topless..while topless is the fucking future..

So new, so modern, so current…so good…

Here she is running an ad for a cosmetics company.

Speaking of Ginger Sluts in Hollywood – here’s a bonus Julianne Moore panty flash, because her fire crotch in that Robert Altman movie is one of the more memorable ones…

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2017

24

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Porn of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is in a bikini….

She’s really fucking old…and is far too old to be wearing a bikini according to the general accepted law of bikini wearing….because there is a fucking cut off to these things. If you have kids or if you are 35 or older…wear the fucking snowsuit to the beac…I don’t care how comfortable you are, because these women get more confidence as they get older, when they should have more confidence when they are young…and this arrogance…like money gold digging sugar baby rich guy fucker Liz Hurley’s got…leads to bikinis….

I guess it’s not that bad, she’s got a bikini company to promote, I get it…

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2017

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was probably seeing some tight clothes in the rain, that’s the best thing about the rain…tight clothing getting wet.

I saw these two young girls coming out of the grocery store…pushing two carts of who the fuck cares…they were hot, in tight clothing, it was raining..and their shirts sheer enough to stare…even though all shirts are sheer enough to stare even when they aren’t sheer…or wet…or tight…or young…well…they got into a limo….an actual fucking limo, like do those even exist beyond old lady birthday parties? Apparently they do. I thought maybe their dad drove the limo…or maybe that’s just how girl get around…girls who are escorts…

Speaking of escorts, another girl I know joined a sugar baby site, got spotted by a rich guy she knew, who took her on a date, gave her 1000 dollars, and is now trying to get more out of her, since he paid her, that’s how these things works…it’s an investment to fuck..and girl had the nerve to tell me she’s over it…like he’s too clingy, not understanding that her 1000 dollars she got paid was because she’s a sex worker now on call, and not an escort who can fuck right off after the fuck, the sugar daddy never quite escapes…

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Dude Eats 100 Slices of Bread
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Markie Mark Thinks Boogie Nights is the Worst Movie He’s Ever Done – While I Thought it was The Only Movie He’s Ever Done
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VS Slut Pregnant….
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Kate Winslet is Not Pro Child Molesting
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Beiber’s Middle Aged Stalker of the Day
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Isabelli Fontana Naked in Vogue
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Serena Williams is Rich
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Dancing Mummy News Bloopers
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Walking Dead TIts
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Homeless Chick VS Cameron Diaz’s Wallet in the Dumbest Story of the Year
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Kardashians Signed a 5 year 150 million dollar deal to keep their lame show on…really? People watch that shit?
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Chantal Jeffrires Nipples
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Skinny Pig is SO good
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Joanna Krupa in Lingerie for Lovely Complex Magazine – Clickbait
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Celebrity Who Shat Out Babies Today of the Day
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Julianne Moore – Old Lady Pussy Flash
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Sarah Michelle Lives…
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People Falling
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Elephant Won’t Share Bottle With Giraffe
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Random – Instagram Girl of the Day
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Low Level Model
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Ashley Tisdale Leaves the Gym Not Looking Very Tight Bodied
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Celeb Dick of the Day
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Gabrielle Union Sucks Asshole
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Hot Chick Throwing a Long Shot’s Gone Viral
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Dead Celeb of the Day
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Weird Human Sized Nests
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First Floating Wind Farm…
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Angelina Jolie Hangs Out with Dog Shit
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BEACH BUSH!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Lauren Phillips Workout Tits….
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Dildo of the Day
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Close Up Pussy
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Pussy of the Day
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Hard Nipples of the Day
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Blowjob at a friend’s place for the internet
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Washing Machine Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Cooking Eggs the Asian Way
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Weird Nipples of the Day
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Hot Nude and Oiled Chick
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2017

24

Oct

Ariel Winter Gnarly Ass Doing Fitness of the Day

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Ariel Winter doesn’t really matter, no one I know watches TV, so no one I know even knows who she is, but I do thanks to the internet, celebrity marketing, the Entertainment industry who rapes women, using women to lure perverts to watch their nonsense, and PR people who try to make their clients exist long enough to get more money to make everyone rich for non sense that no one should be getting paid for – since no one watches TV…

Well, part of her fat girl campaign is documenting her working out like it matters and it’s on the shameless end of the spectrum but with more health benefits but straight up ass shots when her ass looks like a Gnarly old mess..but the leggings suck it all in…an you don’t have to see her troll face…so it’s not all bad…

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2017

24

Oct

Selena Gomez Kidney Harvesting from Groupies Makes Her Skinny for Instyle of the Day

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Selena Gomez harvested some poor girl who was an aspiring actor, who made the mistake of befriending Selena Gomez, hoping it would help her career, not knowing Selena Gomez is a demon, straight from hell, who is clearly the devil..or some little monster with a deal with the devil..from Disney to who the fuck cares…she manipulates children into buying garbage and she’s got a lot of money for doin it…I think putting together Spring Breakers alone made her over 100 million dollars…enough to be evil, and finding people who are genetic matches for the organs you need to survive with your disease, who are aspiring famous…is easy too…

It’s like “I’ll post you on my social feed once as payment”…which she did, now in the clear…looking better than ever because her body doesn’t retain water anymore I guess..

Good job narcissism for keeping her alive…