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2018

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio must still really drive sales for Victoria’s Secret, because otherwise I’m sure they would have canned her on her 40th birthday, because as we know, being a 40 year old bikini and lingerie model can be viewed as either really impressive, like “wow, that girl can pull off bikini and lingerie at 40, that’s insanity, she must have a really good face injector plastic surgeon, workout regimen, access to biohacking medicine, cuz that’s not normal, let’s celebrate her”……GIVE THIS GIRL A BOOK DEAL…

Or as “damn bitch, you’re 40, put your damn robe on and focus on being a mom to your 15 year old, we get it your fit, skinny, whatever, but it’s weird to want to be bikini clickbait”…except that the brand pays her millions upon million a year…so it all makes sense and as long as she’s not fat in her quest to get half naked…I’ll still stare…and really even if she got fat I’d still stare…

If anything I want to showcase her to make all the other 40 year olds aging like shit realizing that they are fucking pathetic failures, lazy as fuck slobs, who don’t have what it takes to deserve being fucked….since most moms pretend the pregancy made them fat…when really they made themselves fat and liked it so stayed that way…

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2018

Jan

Gal Gadot’s Got the Hard Nipples on of the Day

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I don’t buy into the whole Gal Gadot thing, I think she’s full of shit, angling as this feminist leader because she was in Wonder Woman, which in and of itself is just objectifying women, but if you cast a woman director and a woman and pretend it’s women empowerment the Hollywood idiots who think Action Comic Book movies are the answer to all, buy into the nonsense, and thus so do the idiot fans….

The highlight of her is that there’s a conspiracy around Gal Gadot, your Wonder Woman, because of Israel.

They are saying that she’s a Mossad secret agent, which would explain why she’s got famous, because why the fuck would anyone give her fame unless there was some Israel based conspiracy…

Hollywood is run by Jewish folk, and guilt for being rich Hollywood Jewish folk, would make them keen to partner up with an Iraeli…I used to know a rich girl who dated and Israeli, she was Jewish and her family would go nuts for this guy, anything he said or did they loved, even though he was just fucking the girl cuz she was rich and a way to America…they were blinded by Israel…

If she was a Mossad agent, it would make her a little more interesting, but I say she’s just a vapid chick who thinks she’s hotter than she is and her fans are fucking weirdos…and her hard nipples are really all they care about they buy into her overrated nonsens…but here are the nipples…at some film event because she’s legit now…apparently..

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2018

Jan

Tallulah Willis in Weird Underwear Pretty Much Pussy Flashing of the Day

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Why the long face Tallulah Willis?

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I mean this bitch’s face is built like a snowboard….it’s ski season up here and I guess in Montana or Wyoming or wherever it is they are from..these Willis kids raised in the woods with extreme wealth but still bratt rich celebrity kids who think they are down to earth.

I like it…

Now back to the snowboard looking face that reminds us that Demi and Bruce didn’t have compatible DNA, this thing is long with curved edges, ready to be ridden / jumped on….because it’s flashing her underwear that is pretty see through underwear, an invite really to have you enter her realm of that Demi Moore and Bruce Willis built “GINA”…

Because if that’s not an INVITE…I don’t know what is…but then again I’ve never been invited to parties ever…I’m that kid no one likes around because I smell and I offer no compelling conversation, insight, good times….so I dont get invited places…but it looks like an invite I’ve read about on fetish porn sites….

But this is the Social Justice Feminist era, so if girls you know do this, as if you know girls, and you take them up on it….you’re at risk of being charged as a sex offender because with empowerment means a girl can show you her underwear, panties, and wear a short skirt with no panties to a club, where she dances pussy out and spread doing some kind of drunken pussy show….but you can’t use that as an assumption she wants your disgusting pervert fingers up in her…

In this era, a woman must sign the consent form because as a woman she can show her vagina to the world like a little kid with behavioral issues due to bad parents and childhood trauma…like their mom is a hooker they are forced to watch fuck in their one bedroom home….and the world must embrace it and not masturbate or sexualize it….which is easy in Tallulah’s case…even though I find her hot…like a cartoon character…..who can’t keep her damn pants on…not for Instagram…that’d be crazy…to think a woman or man really keeps her genitals to her damn sense…what’s empowering about being classy like that…

I guess what I am trying to say is this bullshit is so crazy, this feminist so crazy, no one asked to see Tallulah’s panties, yet I’ve seen them….and if I comment on them…I’m the predator…well…she’s baiting…wanting you to be masturbating…why the fuck else would she flash her panties…and really the REAL question in all this is why the fuck is she wearing panties anyway…boy panties or not…I thought part of feminism was not wearing panties…it’s all so confusing…and let’s just call a spade…a long streteched out spade a fucking spade…she’s clickbaiting…not a feminist…but an exhibitionist…and she likes attention.

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2018

Jan

Lady Gaga Got that Thong On of the Day

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I wonder who told Lady Gaga that because she’s able to sing, and manipulate the human race with her song, like some kind of computer program that knows exactly what rhythms or sequences of sounds the brain responds to, because I have never actively listened to a lady gaga song but could probably sing ever single one of her songs – which in and of itself is terrifying…I was watching some bullshit gameshow the other day and the question was to name Taylor Swift songs, I couldn’t do it, but if that was Lady Gaga – I’d be the fucking winner….which is clearly some kind of sorcery, that makes sense, because when you look at her mangled face, it’s obvious she’s a fucking witch but that said….I have no idea why she thinks she should be sexual object, in her sexually liberated, sexual exhibitionist, bullshit…busting out her thong bikini and showing her ass, which I would say is her best feature, an ass I’ve personally grabbed in an era before the Weinsteins and the grabbing a girl’s ass when uninvited was ok…she didn’t even feel my aggressive grabs and the security didn’t notice…because it was minutes before Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am had a fist fight…weird times…but her ass was good then…10 fucking years ago…and she’s still promoting it now…but in no way is Lady Gaga something to ever jerk off to unless you’re weird…she’s an ugly woman, with shameless and stupid tactics that got her seen, noticed, rich…when bitch should just focus on her damn brainwashing songs…

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2018

Jan

Maitland Ward Vagina Shot of the Day

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Maitland Ward has been the slowest moving pornstar to ever fucking happen..

If this woman at 25, or 30, or however old she was when Boy Meets World just bit the bullet and jumped into nude modeling, when she wasn’t old as fuck, you know doing lesbian porn, or just solo videos in the 90s when porn chicks got paid, she could have had a fucking empire…

Jenna Jameson, who didn’t have TV fame to launch her career, would do 12 scenes a year, or 12 fucks a year for her site that she sold for 30 million dollars or more…

I would argue that a 1996 Maitland Ward could have been just as big, if not bigger, thanks to the TV coverage….when she was still at her hottest….

But like so many girls she thought she was too good for that, but at 45 years old, I guess realizes that tits get hits, theres nothing wrong with being naked and sex work, and here’s her fucking pussy to prove that…in a “if you were going to show your damn pussy eventually, you shoulda done it when it really fucking mattered”…but I guess you’re never too old to do what you’re destined to do….

And with that, here’s her pussy, looking like a Walmart Cashier…

Here’s her Boy Meets World erotica that could have launched her to way more than this….

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2018

Jan

Idiot Fireworks Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Friendly Crocodile

Idiot of the DAy

Baby Elephant Birth – Terrifying

Idiot Pedestrian

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2018

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about being disgusted by fucking your wife – so that you can’t stand the idea of being up in her cunt – is that there is always a woman out there (or man for those of you disgusted by your wife’s cunt for reasons deeper than her being a fucking pig of a woman and more to do with you being into Gay Porn) who will be willing to fuck you because they too are disgusted by the person they ended up in a virtual prison with…

Sure, it’s the basis of sites like AshleyMadison, but also Tinder and Facebook and really any social network or real life social network like work, or night classes, or the church group that offers you temptation…making you a sinner all over some other bitch’s belly….and when you throw your life away for that bitch…you can end up hating her and the decision you made and find another girl to do it with…and you don’t even need to be rich or a stud to do it, there are pathetic women everywhere, it’s actually the norm…not everyone at Walmart is a top exec or a Walton, the place needs Cashiers you know…and those Cashiers need dick like they need Minimum wage…

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2018

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Have you ever had a random fat 20 something year old girl who you swiped on TINDER and was weird enough to ask you on a drive, to actually hang out, only to pick you up and rip lines in the driver seat of her car off a CD case, before taking you to a bar and buying you drinks with her hooker money, or money you learned was her hooker money, after getting drunk enough and being taken back to her car and forced to eat her out…by her demanding I eat her “WOMBAT HOLE”….or she wouldn’t drive me home…not realizing I eat “WOMBAT HOLES” for a fucking living…and have no real rules or regulations when it comes to “WOMBAT HOLES” other than not calling them fucking WOMBAT holes…

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Weirdest Cat in the World
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Halsey Snorting Coke
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Iceland New Years Eve Fireworks
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Taylor Hill – Bikini Cameltoe – Is Hot…
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Charli XCX for Love Calendar…
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CNN Repoter Getting High in Denver on NYE
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Ana Braga Topless
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Jodie Foster VS Superhero Movies – Because they Suck…
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Scar Jo – in Costume – for Nerd Shit
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2018

Jan

Taylor Hill’s Racy Skimpy Bikini of the Day

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Taylor Hill is some All-American looking Victoria’s Secret model, who like all the other Victoria’s Secret models, is tall and skinny the way a woman who gets paid to showcase her body should be…I mean she’s getting paid to be hot, that’s the single thing she’s being paid to do, to be a fat lazy pig about it, would be the equivalent of being some middle of the road call center girl, who hates the idea of working…but loves her cats, ice cream and the idea of a romantic getaway one day….

What I am saying is that unrealistic expectations aren’t that unrealistic, when you can clearly see it exists, and if girl wants that million a year to just be herself in images, she sure as hell better have a million dollar body…that she works on…

These fat girls move in, like fat girls trying to get a piece of every fucking pie, hence why they are fat…and they try to overthrow what we are into…because they aren’t part of it…cuz they are too lazy to eat well and exercise….

So seeing Taylor Hill in her bikini is great, especially since it’s a skimpy, tight fitting, one size too small even bikini jacked up in her twat that showcases her pussy

I dig it…but wish I was digging it out with my teeth..

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2018

Jan

Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

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The weirdest Elsa Hosk fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is:

Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image.

Which makes sense considering she was a virtual nobody in 2013…I mean, I guess she was a Victoria’s Secret girl, or just starting out as one, since Victoria’s Secret is really all she’s done, except apparently a few GUESS? Campaigns…

The second weirdest fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is that she was a professional basketball player in Sweden, before deciding to be a model…which I guess is the natural thing a fit and tall girl would do…

I just assumed she was a nude model, doing nude shoots, which has always been my angle on her, nude model turned VS model thanks to photogs she shot nude with, to encourage women to shoot naked pics, to one day be VS models too but I think she’s actually like a Candice Swanepoel, only existent because of Victoria’s Secret…they have a way of recruiting the pussy like masterful pimps…

I like her fit as fuck, skinny as fuck body….it’s good while in Costa Rica being a hippie surfer…and I like the skinny as fuck half naked as fuck body and I’d like to thank Victoria’s Secret for keeping up this unrealistic ideal of women, in an era where the fat and the weak whiners are trying to ruin that dream.

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