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2017

15

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think in this era of sexual assault, where everyone is going mental over the sexual assault, misogyny, men being sleazy perverts despite women being all objectifying themselves for attention….which would justify men being sleazy perverts..

I think it is so important, now more than ever – to wear offensive t-shirts – like “Sit on My Face” shit you’d see truckers wear in the 80s…bumper stickers that say other pervert shit based on tits..

BRING IT BACK…be a man…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Angelina Jolie’s Movie Didn’t Get Nominated
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Trashcan Stuck on Drunk Girls Head.
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Rocket Powered LEGO Star Wars Super Star Destroyers
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All the Women are Wearing Black to Protest Hollywood Sex Assault…Terrible…If I was a Woman, Which I am not, I would Protest the Protest..
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Theif VS Exploding Package
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Chair Hydrofoil Backflip
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No One Cares Who Super Size Me Raped…
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Kevin Hart is Sorry for Cheating on his Wife
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Wormwood Looks Good
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50 Different ways of Sitting on a Chair…
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Lenny Kravitz Talked about his Weiner
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2017

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know what the hell is going on with this Net Neutrality vote, but I know that it’s a prime example that the government who you pay taxes to, are working for you, but rather they are working for the corporations who pay them off, to give them regulations to allow them to further profit from their customers, you, while controlling the media you consume and digest..

I don’t know what that means for sites like this, the independents, but I can assume that I’ll be blocked by some providers, which has been going on forever, but it’ll make creating the next facebook, youtube, or any other platform next to impossible..

Just what you need, is to pay the cable / internet providers more money, for them to have more control, over what you consume.

The fact that you allow this…is fucking crazy…the internet is being turned into digital cable….paid programming for the rich to keep getting richer…and that is going to destroy society…which could be a good thing….

You should consider revolting this control mechanism put into place, but you can’t because you’re their bitch, you need their internet connection, you don’t have other options…but maybe you do…figure that one out…

It’s fucking crazy that these people got paid off and can dictate giving the INTERNET SERVICE providers the power of WHAT sites you can access or not.

YOu’re all fucked.

HERE’S A FEMEN BABE PROTESTING A BEAUTY PAGEANT…because it’s good to protest…

Here are some stepLINKS while you can still access the internet…

Visit the Holiday Guide
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NOW LINKS….before it’s too late…

Weinstein’s Version of Raping Salma Hayek the Whiner and He Doesn’t Talk About her Donkey Show.
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Miss BUM BUM’s Towel Shower Shoot
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Amanda Knox is Getting a Vice/Facebook Show on Gender Bias
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Russel Simmons Taken Out by 4 More Women
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Contortionist Archer

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Hailee Steinfeld’s Booty…
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Newsbloopers of the Year
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Disney Buying Fox is Terrifying
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Cameltoe of the Day

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Slutty Instagram Whores Doing the Black Tape Project
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Morgan Spurlock Outs Himself as a Rapist
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Two Hotties You’ve Never Heard Of in Bikini
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The Rock Plans on Being the Next President
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Hailey Baldwin Slutty
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Kid Does Some Jackass Stunt…
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Insurance Scam Caught on Tape
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In Blac Chyna News…Who Cares…
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Olivia Culpo in a Sports Bra

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Adriana Lima Won’t Die Off
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Hero Santa
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The Cow Who Keeps Escaping the Nativity Scene…
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A Retrospective of Young Women Russell Simmons has Done Yoga Up Inside
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Google’s Top Search Trends
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People Doing “Cool” Things…
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Olivia Munn at an Event Being Bullshit
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Jessica Chastain at an Event
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This Alicia Arden Clickbait-er – for Christmas
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Madison Beer in Jeans
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Megan Fox in Tight Jeans with the Thick Thighs
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Kylie Minogue Tits in a Tight Dress
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Trying to Look Up Vikander’s Skirt
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Frenchy Morgan Clicbaiting in a Bikini
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THE BEST SLUTS BEING SLUTS ON THE INTERNET EVER
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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CELEB FACES ON PORNSTARS – THE FETISH
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Greatest Drinking Game…Weinstein APproved

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Two Naked Chicks in the Wild
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Crissy Moran is a Natural Beauty
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Some Chick with Massive Tits – Pulls Her Tits Out
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Dead Pornstar of the Day

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Japanese Fetish Porn
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This Site is XXX PORNO MACHINE Life!!
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Finger the Butthole
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Clean the Butthole
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Japanese Monster Nipple Fetish

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Deep Throating Latina…
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Slutty Fergie Compilation
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2017

14

Dec

Sarah Hyland Rapes Ears Because Like Weinstein, She Can – of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is one of those child stars that doesn’t have any particular talent, but that was likely cultivated like a Russian Olympian, through years of training 18 hours a day prior to landing her first job, in all things “talent-based”…singing classes, acting lessons, dancing classes, anything including taking growth hormones to stay younger longer to extend her child star career to get in the door at Disney / Fox / ABC/ whatever the fuck she works at…it’s all really just one company that is big mainstream media…

With the paychecks the positive reinforcement from her parents who need her to be confident to pull it off…she’s got the confidence to join a band and do back-up singing for a guy who figures he could use the visibility by using the mainstream star…

But I consider this sex offense to my ears….why am I hearing this…when I shouldn’t..

Here she is watchign TV

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2017

14

Dec

Halle Berry Workout Booty of the Day

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The most exciting thing about Halle Berry doing a booty workout is that she’s got a triangle shaved into the back of her head – to represent that she’s part of the illuminati, you know because they needed a relatable and accessible black girl to be white famous, and packaged as black famous, despite having never met a black guy in her life…she’s from the white part of town with the white mom – doing white things…like working out with her personal trainer…because she’s rich and famous…

I have mixed feelings…about her marketing of herself…because I think it’s just fake news, the media lying to you, manipulating the governement and the overall social fabric that makes up our society….you know population control…and general social norms…

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2017

14

Dec

Bella Hadid Plays Up the Titties of the Day

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Bella Hadid and her totally restructured, fat injected face, went to some basketball game in a low cut shirt, and sat courtside because she’s Bella Hadid and very relevant and important this year thanks to her dad buying her career…I guess she realizes if you put your tits out for the players at your courtside seats, the media will document you, and you can possibly land a boyfriend, or at least some black dick rolling through town, while your at it, because why not fuck the already black loving model who isn’t a model but looks like a hip hop video vixen / sex worker, when she’s pretty much begging you to do it…you’re a pro athlete, that’s kinda the point…..

I guess she’s out trying to make a dude jealous, cuz there’s no way she’s this into basketball, and her lack of acting skills makes her shit pretty transparent…

Here’s some of her social media.

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2017

14

Dec

Lisa Appleton’s Spaghetti Shoot of the Day

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Fat Pig Lisa Appleton has put together or been involved in what I think is the most compelling campaign or photoshoot for canned pasta I’ve ever seen…

But thats because I am a troll and think all model shoots should star fat chicks, not the kind like Ashley Graham or other fat chicks who act like they are models, but bootleg fat chicks who are essentially taking a shit on the industry, because it’s ironic, comedic and a silly…

I don’t like looking at fat chicks, but I like knowing they know they are fat chicks and milk it like the cows they are…it makes for a good time and we like good times…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

14

Dec

Jojo Posts Pic of Ass in Pants- The World Doesn’t Care – I’ll Post it Anyone of the Day

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What is a a Jojo anyway…other than some silly nickname you give to your kid when they are 12, only to be stuck as the stage name for life, because was famous 15 years ago for being 12, perverts love that shit….And now she’s on a comeback or something…using social media…and I guess booking gigs for her fans that still exist…and singing anthems at stadiums for sports games…you know just trying to make it now that she’s likely burned through all her famous at 15, 15 years ago money….but what the fuck do I know abotu JOJO or her finances, I just know she’s posted her ass cuz I guess she likes how it looks in pants…

Here’s a video of her hard nipples performing in shorts who the fuck knows when…

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2017

14

Dec

Christina Hendricks Titty to her Chin of the Day

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If you’re a fat chick, whether famous or not, whether on TV and masturbated to by perverts or the cashier at the McDonalds or not, so long as you have obscene sized tits, you’re best strategy is to follow this old haggard Christina Hendricks lead and tuck your titties under your damn chin, so that the world can focus on your actual skills, your actual contribution to the world…

She’s 42, no reason to masturbate to her, but you can try…

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2017

14

Dec

Demi Lovato’s in Mesh Outfit of the Day

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If I had nothing better to do, I would be trying to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato is wearing, what this trend or outfit is all about, not because I am a fashion critic, or like I work for Vogue, or know anything about fashion…but because you’d think there’s something off for a girl who played the whole fat is wonderful, be a lazy slob, turned stripper, or Beauty Pageant queen at the Mexican Easter Parade…

I guess I don’t have nothing better to do, so I did just try to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato was wearing in her mesh outfit…for some Christmas thing…that looks like a stripper, for the kids…the way you’d want girls to look for the kids…to help pave the way for the kids…but I am left disappointed because she’s not crawling around on all fours like a good stripper…right..right.

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Here’s a great video to watch…

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2017

14

Dec

Emma Roberts Titty in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

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We like Emma Roberts…and by we, I mean I do, and I don’t actually know if I like her, because I haven’t met any of these people, but I do think she’s got a good look for a hipster identity crisis neice of Julia Roberts who probably has daddy issues, but who doesn’t, thanks to her dad being a self involved asshole who won an academy award and faded harder than Dana Plato, because at least Dana Plato died…I don’t know why I chose Dana Plato, but I guess she’s a bad example, I’m trying to get at dying at your peak is better than doing netflix movies for shit money to feed to coke habit and not your kid….because you don’t pay child support, you instead get your sister to get her work….who cares

She’s on the tail end of Basel, because people buy into art, even if it’s nonsense, it’s still got that cool factor…and here she is tit out in a one piece because she’s subtle, bloated, or pregnant….nice.

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Here’s some social media video

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