2017
01
Nov
Bella Thorne needs a post – everyday
Even though she was lazy as fuck on Halloween
I blame opiates…ravers always end up with mental disorders and start the sedatives.
Especially when they are broken, whored by their parents, exhibitionists…
That’s why Bella Thorne needs a post…
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2017
01
Nov
Liv Tyler…I mean…Liv Tyler?
Why would any brand, whether it is one Liv Tyler owns or not, would use Liv Tyler as their face, or big booty mom ass, is beyond me…
She’s fucking old….and only famous from before our time…I mean before the interent existed not before my time, I am old as fuck and remember the Aerosmith videos back when music videos mattered…featuring her and Alicia Silverstone, in what I guess was Steven Tyler’s attempt to celebrity daughter a girl he fathered but who he was pretty much a deadbeat towards…creating the actress who we haven’t seen act in a long time…making these lingerie pics even weirder..
2017
01
Nov
Lais Ribeiro is a single mother who is celebrated by Victoria’s Secret because she’s probably promised them, unlike their other girls, that she’s done making babies, bounced back from making babies, and ready to work….
They’ve used her to promote their big bra – that is a dumb marketing hook…and She’s really excited about the opportunity – like it matters…they pay her a lot so she is drinking the Kool Aid…and acting excited…
I’ve been holding this secret for too long and I am beyond honored to announce that I will be wearing the Champagne Nights Fantasy Bra this year! I am very happy and thankful for my Victoria’s Secret family for trusting me and all the support from my on family, friends and fans! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
She’s also in a catalog for Victoria’s Secret…
More Lais Ribeiro’s in Lingerie CLICK HERE
She’s also dressed up for Halloween…
Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW
2017
01
Nov
Since I don’t leave the house…not even on Halloween. Since I am addicted to Cam girls….everyday of the week….
Since Halloween is awesome for all the slutty costumes…Since Cam Girls are exhibitionists who cleverly tease men into tipping them….and treat everyday like Halloween in their seduction….they’d go extra hard for Halloween…
I figured the two coming together, like you and your friends from the internet over a brand new bikini pic of Bella Thorne that dropped, was where I wanted to spend my Halloween night…
Cam girls are hot…Halloween is Hotter…Cam Girls and Halloween is hottest…
So I sat and watched and captured these magical, spooky moments….and the best thing about them is knowing that these girls get naked…and shove things in their assholes…
2017
01
Nov
Demi Lovato is bullshit, I mean the fact I know who Demi Lovato is, also bullshit, I wish I didn’t know who she was, I have no business knowing who she is, yet here I am analyzing her existence like it matters…
I have never met one person who has ever brought up Demi Lovato in conversation. I have never met one person who has gone to a Demi Lovato concert. I have never heard a Demi Lovato song….yet she is some rich LA idiot who makes money…because people, I’m assuming hispanic people…buy into her shit..
I do know that she was a lesbian, who is rumored to have a sex tape with Miley Cyrus from years ago – shot in Nashville, you know Disney Girls gone bad….I do know she went off the rails, became an addict, and positioned herself as bi-polar, it’s forgiving when you blame mental health, I also know she never took ownership on being a lesbian, but she was very bull dyke, as she promoted body positivity, no make-up, be fat be beautiful, eat sugar, die….but be annoying the entire time you do it…then she gets dumbed by her 70s show boyfriend, and all of a sudden is working out, is fit, despite body positivity, fucking Ryan Phillippe till 5AM, and now walking around ass out in a leotard….because it’s Halloween…and a good excuse even if she’s a slut everyday.
Videos?
Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW|Videos
2017
01
Nov
Watching Natalie Portman take her tennis lessons very seriously, and I’ve decided that it’s a new fetish…
She’s so fucking bad, and Tennis is potentially such a hot sport, one of my favorite women’s sports to watch, it’s pornographic and erotic with all the grunts…but seeing her struggle hitting the balls, that she’s really trying to get good at, do with style, probably for some movie role, or maybe it’s just to celebrate that jews are allowed into the country club…whatever her motivation…I’m assuming money and not personal improvement is pretty hilarious….
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Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW
2017
01
Nov
In a world of fat as fuck dot com models everywhere – who are fat as fuck – and accept being fat – even celebrate being fat – despite being fat – and scientifically proven to die prematurely, probably a good thing when it comes to women…you know expiry dates or some shit….I am a huge fan of skinny models, I fucking love skinny, there is nothing hotter than bones and skin, no muscle, just skinny….
But even this is almost too skinny, something I’d never think was possible….and actually isn’t possible, but when I look at her non existent ass in this pants…it’s just weird looking….
But at least she’s not fat….getting up and ready for that VS Infomercial fashion show you know…
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Posted in:Romee Strijid|SFW
2017
01
Nov
Paris Hilton has always been a gay man to me. Her walk, her talk, the way she dresses, she’s just this over the top, too pink and glittery, pile of annoying, who sounds like a half retard playing cute, with hard features, hard jaw, strong nose…like a dude…in a dress would play a girl…and it’s all such a silly act….but she’s smart, it gets her paid, and that’s what matters in this money grubbing world…
That said, she’s not a tranny, because I’ve seen, and possibly jerked off to, it was the early 2000s, her vagina getting penetrated…it likely happened…like it likely happened for her brother and father…because dudes will be dudes…I’m just glad no relatives of mine are sex workers…I’m not really into going down that road…luckily Paris Hilton isn’t my relative…because if she was I would feel responsible for not off-ing her.
Good tits/ cleavage though…
I can’t cross reference her social media – cuz she’s got me blocked…mean girl.
Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW
2017
01
Nov
Elle Fanning is the sister of Dakota Fanning – who was able to have an adult career thanks to her parents whoring out her sister at a young age – packaging her like some “boy wonder” the girl version – not that there are genders in this world anymore – but back then there were so I’m sticking with my politically incorrect assumption that Dakota Fanning’s pronoun is GIRL…or HER….we live in an idiotic era.
She’s dressed like a slutty nurse from what I assume is Weinstein Produced Kill Bill…because you can’t BOYCOT what’s already happened…and the good news is that she doesn’t have Uma Thurman’s thick man hands….
While Elle was out being better paid / lazy at a Halloween Party…her sister Dakota who she’s milked her career from was at a premiere with some cleavage.
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Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW
2017
01
Nov
Alexis Ren is some cheesy girl from California, who may not even be from California, but is as cheesy, shameless, and bikini bodied to be from California, because we have to remember not everyone in LA is an actress, or a musician, but some are low level instagram hookers who thought they had a chance, but never had a chance, so they just go to the gym and fuck rich guys who have made it, because rich guys need hot pussy to validate getting themselves rich..
This one may be cheesy with the bolt ons like a stripper but she was able to position herself as someone “relevant”…on social media, which is not relevant at all, but relevant to advertisers, and thus she may make money without fucking the rich guys…what a concept..
This is her Halloween Costume. Not that exciting.
Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW
