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2017

02

Nov

Alyssa Milano Bikini of the Day

Alyssa Milano in a bikini doing a slutty shoot – terrifies me.

I find there something very wrong and uncomfortable with an old lady in a bikini posing…

I guess she’s been working out…or maybe these old ladies miss being young ladies people want to fuck…and try to revert to that by stripping down…you know empowerment…while her fans freak out because they love her forever and ever…no matter how terrifying and old she gets…they are getting old with her…I don’t see it.

I do see desperation and attention seeking that shouldn’t even happen, doesn’t she have money, is that not enough money to keep her satisfied, does money not factor in on attention seeking, you just always crave that shit…who knows..I don’t know..it happened..

That’s not to say old ladies aren’t worth fucking though, some of the best sex is from old ladies and it’s nice because they can’t get pregnant and want it bad…and bake you cookies when you’re done out of appreciation since no one wants to fuck them…

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2017

02

Nov

Brooke Candy’s Barbed Wire Nipples of the Day

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Scary…

There was a brief period of time when Brooke Candy was supposed to be Iggy Azalea…

She was the stripper, turned rapper, that I guess Iggy Azalea pretended she was, in order to get street credibility…you know a scene jacker who stole this one who was seen as legit’s credibility….

I have seen her live, accidentally, and thought “She shoulda stuck to stripping”…but then I remembered the TERRY PICS OF HER TITS and thinking how vile her big areola was….

And now, she’s got it jacked up with a Barbed Wire tattoo to offset it…

I know, who cares, who even remembers who Brooke Candy is…I guess when it comes to nipples relevance is always just a picture away….

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2017

02

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Attempts Modeling for Instagram of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin pretending to be a model with her tranny jacked up from filler face is always funny to me…It’s like she wants it so bad, she’s skinny, but she’s such a spoiled, entitled, snobby cunt with no personality, looking at her posing is like looking at a used tampon on the bust station floor, some people will want to pick it up and eat it all up, because they are perverts and see it as gold…while most people just don’t know who she is or care who she is, because they aren’t social media managers who need to get their products on busy pages…it’s weird how uninteresting this bitch and her tranny face is…you’d think she’d have something going for her…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

02

Nov

J.Lo Gives Britney Shoes of the Day

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J.Lo who no one gives a fuck about….gave Britney Spears who everyone should care about in this #metoo world of being taken advantage of by men…only instead of it being men…it’s her own family that have her under conservatorship because they had a good legal team and girl was too medicated to fight them on it…knowing she needed the discipline to survive…but that was 10 years ago and she’s pushing 40…them controlling her seems fucking gnarly…some abduction shit, only in the public eye…but let’s all cry because a dude jerked off in front of Oliva Munn you sick fucks…

Well, J.Lo gave Britney some shoes in something I think should be a foot fetishists dream so I’m posting it…so Y2K, I know.

Britney Had a nipple slip in concert – more interesting than shows I’d gather..

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2017

02

Nov

Mariah Carey’s Tit Show for her Hollywood Star of the Day

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She knew what she was doing…well versed in that “you’ll be on your knees, bent over like when Tommy Mottola gave her a career… before she got very fucking famous and lost her fucking mind….#metoo

She’s always been a TITTY show, she knows about cleavage selling records, but the older and fatter she gets the more absurd shit is…because they are bigger than your fucking head…something you’d probably want to drown in…but why wouldn’t you…K-Fed is our idol…slacker beds famous crazy person…set for life…awesome…

She’s no Taylor Dayne….but she’ll do…

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Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

02

Nov

Provocative Christina Aguilera Pictures of the Day

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I am trying to figure out if these pictures are of Christina Aguilera…who always makes me laugh because in 1999 I made a bet with an old friend that I would fuck her in my lifetime and I guess I haven’t lost the bet, and can only lose the bet if I die, but can say that I haven’t fucked her yet…and likely won’t…because I haven’t tried…but I am convinced that if I put my whole life into it….I could make it happen…maybe I am delusional, confident, who knows…but I figure you can make anything you want happen…I mean look at me…I made a shitty website happen with no writing or computer skills…BRILLIANT….

That said, I saw these pictures they claim are of her, that are old pictures she posted to social media, they are racy, there are nipples in some they, topless in others, memories of when she went from pop tart to slutty pop tart before getting fat..her prime…a little rat faced with the bolt on tits…but still memories of a better time…a great time…for her and for me and the entire human race…there are people dying….I think I’m quoting MJ…young pussy that’s now old does that to me…

Racy racy – a reminder that all girls are slutty – and always have been…

Here she is old and fat for Halloween, to remind you that ALL Things DIE.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2017

02

Nov

Really Weird Movie Marketing Tactics of the Day

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Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell were on the Price is Right because they are promoting some feminist Bad Moms movie…

I guess the depressing thing in all this is that these moms, or at least two of them, were one the young hot sluts from TV that I remember seeing and thinking, “Looking at those hot Young sluts on TV”…and now they are middle aged moms…

The other depressing thing is that movies are clearly a dying art form, the theatre concept for anything that isn’t a blockbuster movie with special effects that need the theatres technology is a struggle…because people prefer staying home..

I mean the odd movie, or their are a group of sober people who like to do weekly movies a day a week, who still go…but most just wait for it to hit Netflix or ITunes or whatever….we don’t need no 12 dollar popcorn….

So I guess market research says that the lazy, unemployed, fat women who watch Price is Right are the people who would pay to see these old ladies in a movie…you know since they still pay for basic cable or whatever.

Weird times…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BORING PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mila Kunis|SFW

2017

02

Nov

Selana Gomez in a Sports Bra Showing Kidney Scars and New Face of the Day

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Selena Gomez is such a dark, broken, depressing chipmunk with a new face and new Kidney…who isn’t and has never really been hot..but for some reason, a reason I called giving Zuckerberg handjobs, is the most followed person on instagram…

Girl is an earner, a broken down, depressing chipmunk earner….who checks herself into rehab every year or two, when she’s not harvasting organs from groupies she lets live with her rent free because she hates being alone.

It’s a weird world, weird industry and Selena Gomez is a weird character but not as weird as jerking off to pics of her in a sports bra…that’s just real weird..

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

02

Nov

FEMEN HAlloween Stunt – Spooky and Other Videos of the Day

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Shitty Elevator

Waitress of the Day

Mom Dressed Like a Nun Steals ALl the Candy

Fat Cop Uses Cop Lights to Get Pizza

Triple Target Base Jump

Teens Take All the Candy

Woman Stuck in Animal Traps

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

02

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are such idiots….

If you’re in a position where you’re getting paid a lot of money to do a menial task, you shouldn’t use that money as a license to fuck around with girls who either work with you, want to work with you, especially when they are opportunistic whores….and you should also not fuck around with people who have twitter accounts or emails…

Stick to the street whores with no internet connection, pornstars you pay who are used to that treatments or the aspiring models in various parts of Europe who stay in those various parts of Europe…but avoid the American ones…they are opportunistic and will jump on any victim story they can…

That’s not to say that you should fuck around, sexually assault, or harass anyone, but if there is this grey area of a woman’s flirty consent 12 years ago, turning into “that didn’t pan out for me, he used me, I’ll fuck him over”…selective memory…bad sexual experience…doesn’t mean rape…but avoid sexual experiences that could be confused for rape?

So if you’re going to have sex, at least be smart about it….so that it doesn’t fucking rape you like the rapist you’re not presented as..

Idiots deserve to go down, so do actual rapists, but idiots….might as well are actual rapists since the world sees them that way..

That said, I’m trying to perfect my orgasm to be timed at the exact same time as the girl who’s dick I am in….not that I’ve ever give an girl an orgasm but I believe that this pocket pussy is the answer…she never says no or tries to ruin my life…she’s just humiliating to wash out…

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