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2017

04

Dec

Britney Spears Singing of the Day

Britney Spears singing Elvis to end the day of the day, becasue Britney Spears is a magical creature sent from heaven and I am convinced that somewhere inside her outside person, in this tight little dress, is the real Britney spears, screaming for help, trying to break free from the medicated coma her family put her in to keep her functional and earning – like some Brian Wilson…find the talent, imprison it, make money off it..

I am sure she doesn’t even have access to her social media, but she does have a lot of money, and in America, that’s all that matters…fuck freedom, your own personality as long as you got that cash…

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2017

04

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Naked of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is boring as fuck, but she’s naked in a pool, at a resort, the way you’d want all your mothers on vacations to be, provided they were professional lingerie models who only have a life because they are bikini models, only exist because they are bikini models, and only matter because they are bikini models…because they’ve been paid a lot of money to look good, so they sure as hell better keep looking good no matter what it takes, otherwise, they’ll fade away on their pile of money into obscurity…which wouldn’t affect anything on the grand scheme of things, but would really fuck with her ego…

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2017

04

Dec

Madison Beer in a Bra of the Day

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Madison Beer has a great name for the bros.

Bros like beer, they drink too much beer, and they like all things beer related, so a name like Beer would be hype to their simple PENIS DRAWING minds…

Bros also like Tits, and Madison Beer has tits, tits that her mom taught her how to show off while making her into Bieber’s Fuck Toy….via YOUTUBE..

Now, she’s the thirsty one, as thirsty as I am for a beer, doing anything she can to get noticed, and it’s working, because she now exists, our pervert minds are working in overtime, even if we don’t want to sexualize women, we sexualize women….it’s physiological, we see tits, we get turned on…these girls know what they are doing..

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Here’s Madison Beer in Fuck Me Boots:

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Here She is in a Mini Leather Skirt

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2017

04

Dec

Rihanna in Vogue Paris of the Day

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Rihanna just had a street in Barbados named after her, even though a lot of the locals that I knew years ago fucking hated her, but I guess eventually that hate turned into pride, like hometown hottie who has more money than the island combined, getting special treatment from the Government as a thanks for putting them on the map….or some shit…

You know, why invest into the infrastructure of the country, give Rihanna gifts, because she doesn’t have enough sitting in her 30 million dollar house, a far cry from the shanty she was raised in…

I heard that since being found while working as a child prostitute and turned into a star, she’s been a cunt to the people she was raised with, because she can…but look at her now…bigger than life, bigger than she’s ever been, bigger that the street named after her…what I am saying is girl is big for Vogue….

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2017

04

Dec

Alicia Arden Nipple Slip of the Day

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Alicia Arden was on Baywatch in the 90s, and now that she’s 90 and no one gives a fuck about her, she’s out there pulling out her tit…

She has an IMDB, she’s basically an extra in her 50s who was on one episode of Baywatch in the 90s…BUT IT COUNTS…

This is apparently part of her PR plan….and I figure do this for every holiday, it shows effort, all you have to do is go to the Dollar Store and is actually higher concept than Love Magazine…who I am boycotting.

She’s on the Phoebe Price, Maitland Ward, Frenchy Morgan hustle of doing themed shoots on their low level tabloid celebrity, hoping to get picked up by random low level media and it works apparently…

Old and desperate is erotic…..

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2017

04

Dec

Margot Robbie is Overrated of the Day

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Margot Robbie is one of the most hyped actresses around, and she’s fucking garbage…

In every picture of the Australian scam I see, I have to try to figure out why movie producers choose her to be in their movies, why is she getting so much work, is it because she was good at getting naked in Wolf of Wall Street, or is it because she’s a scam, who sucked a few of the right dicks, didn’t speak up about it, and continues to exist…

I mean she’s not vile, she’s fine, she’s just old, tired, weathered like most Australians….you know sun damage…and likely undeserving of any Oscars, but she will get those Oscars because this industry they call Hollywood is predictable garbage….

I don’t get why they celebrate her…and here she is at a premiere, she’s in a dress, so boring, but America like that she’s stealing their jobs.

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2017

04

Dec

Lea Michele and Ashley Tisdale Hike Together of the Day

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Lea Michele and Ashley Tisdale are friends who hike together…in leggings

Which makes sense, because they are both the same person, ugly faced early stars of TV or movie song and dance that fucking sucked, now pushing 35…sitting on their fame, after they hype dwindled, trying to find their place in the world as Anna Kendrick stole their glory of song in Pitch Perfect, the only singing movie that matters…

I have no idea why I posted this…

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Lea Michele also celebrates her existence by posting slutty pics to social media in attempts to make you think she doesn’t have a cock, and I guess I prefer that to two average at best, overpaid chicks on a hike together in leggings, not even sitting on each other’s face, or having Lea Michele jerk her dick off on Tisdale..

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2017

04

Dec

Ana Braga is On Another Level of the Day

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Ana Braga is a sex worker from Brazil, who married an american, lives in Vegas and works as a stripper, despite being 50 years old….

In her spare time, she’s stolen Phoebe Price’s photographer and clickbait tactics to get in the tabloids and on the blogs, you know because some people are nostalgic and like the paparazzi pics, instead of the selfies people post of themselves…normally old people but people never the less.

I also consider her a friend of mine, she does my snapchat takeovers sometimes, she’s always been funny and nice enough, just working the system as she should be, cuz she’s not getting any younger.

These pics of her working the paparazzi, giving herself a wedgie for her hired photographer is just hilarious…and I support this behavior…everyone just trying to stand out from the crowd…attention whores everywhere….but some rise to the surface..whatever that means…

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2017

04

Dec

Amelia Hamlin Nipples of the Day

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[she’s 16, I removed the images, get out of here ya pervert]

I don’t know who Amelia Hamlin is, but I am going to assume she’s another one of Lisa Rina’s kid with George Hamlin, who are out on the prowl….trying to get attention to themselves so that they too can become instagram famous, like bootleg Bella Thorne’s…

I didn’t google her, but I sure hope she’s 18, even though I know people under 18 are dressing like this… I leave my house, and it’s fucking crazy.

Sure desexualizing of the tit, all good, it’s not pornographic or whatever, but showing the world your tit…at any age, seems a little attention seeking, intentional and tactical.

But I guess it’s the style, and it’s considered clothed, and really when people are going through puberty at 4 years old and spending their elementary years watching porn and running off with creepy teachers…a sheer top, being on trend, doesn’t have an age requirement…

It’s still wild times out there in the world…real wild.

Here’s her sister, Delilah, who is over 18, and setting a good example for her to be the 16 year old NIPPLE flasher she is…

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2017

04

Dec

Christina Aguilera’s Boring Cleavage of the Day

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It always amazes how horrible the aging process is for some people….

Especailly when thos people have all kinds of money, and thus have nothing but time to look good and funds available to make themselves look good…..

Like you expect the white trash bitch from your high school who was getting abused by her father, who ran away and worked as a stripper, developing a drug problem before finding Jesus, getting married and having 7 kids….who spends her days eating cakes and remember the banged out pussy, that even before having kids, was banged out….to look like garbage…

But Christina Aguilera was so small, tiny, fit, and seeing her walk through life like some fat black Diva at the the Casino or on the Cruise ship, freaks me out….I mean she’s not that old…why does she look like she’s pushing 50.

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