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2023

03

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Sometimes I wonder where we would be as a society if we didn’t have the systems in place to take bikini pics, upload bikini pics, access bikini pics, of pretty much 99 percent of the population that has access to a fast enough internet connection to run their social media accounts from.

Every single woman who has put on a bathing suit in the last 15-20 years has uploaded it to the fans and followers, even when those fans and followers are just their immediate social network in real life, from the plumber to the contractor, the local deli counter clerk, to the kids’ teachers….oftentimes the more engaged audience members for the bikini pics since they have some skin in the game, and not just from rubbing it out too hard, shredding the cock apart to the bikini pics, but that too!

If we didn’t have access to bikini pics of everyone we’ve ever met and millions of people we haven’t met, we’d likely be in a far better place as a society, but it’d be boring and who wants that!

Here are some swimsuit pics to add fuel to the dumpster fire that is our life…

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2023

03

Oct

Donna D’Errico is Old as Shit and Confusing in her Half Naked Content of the Day

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We are having some server issues, so I can’t actually upload images, so I’ll just embed bullshit from instagram which is pretty much what I already do in my groundbreaking journalism that doesn’t go viral, because instead of breaking stories, I post three day old content no one cares about, and instead of creating stories, or content, I just bitch about other people’s content like some bitter and angry teenage girl, when I am really not bitter or angry, I just this society celebrates trash and figure we should call it out if it’s trash….

So to continue with that very important work that I do, that no one cares about, that advertisers won’t touch, here’s a fucking 1990s dinosaur who has figured out that she can basically edit the fuck out of herself using AI to confuse people into thinking that at 60, she’s still worth a fuck, and not some leathery fuck you’d find at the pool in Florida after her rich husband died of cancer.

It’s the virtual reality plastic surgery we all need, and by we all, I mean old ladies who made a career being hot deep into what should be their retirement from hotness, because they are old but being hot is all they know or all they’ve been rewarded of, and they just can give it up…and lucky for them, losers out there are willing to pay!

Is living in the past that bad, if the pussy from the past fakes being hotter than it actually is, probably not….it’s just hard to wrap the objective mind around knowing she’s 60 years old!

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2023

03

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As we navigate these server issues, which are clearly dark times, because I can never get ahead and have had the same bullshit tech issues since the start of this site in 2004 thanks to being a full retard when it comes to technology, I don’t even know how to write an email, which is amazing when you think of how far I’ve come as an internet pervert who doesn’t bother leaving comments on slutty pics on social media with my personal brand of “creeper comedy” that is typically just creepy…but funny to me….I’ve gone so far as to pay for a web server to HOST my commentary, opening myself up to lawsuits and no real upside at all! Amazing…

But yeah, as we navigate the server issues, I can say that we’ve got TINY TITS uploaded before the CRASH of the HARD DRIVES, meaning that you can CLICK through the tiny tits, since Tiny Tits are Titties Too…

I am a huge fan of the tiny tits, for the tighter body they typically come with, and the hotter asses on the tighter bodies they come with, unless of course the tiny tits are on a broad chested fat chick, which is just fucking weird….and not the kind of Tiny Tits I endorse…..because big tits are usually the only thing that saves a fat chick….

So yeah, here are some tiny tits to remind you that as long as there’s a nipple to suck on, the tits’ good enough to suck on and can even be hot!

This is my kind of inclusivity and diversity equity bullshit…..TINY TITS MATTER….

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2023

02

Oct

Scary Ariana Grande of the Day

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It’s scary season, SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN the human version is here…

So here’s a fucking monster to get you ready for Halloween….a balding skeleton popstar child star who has killed at least one of her ex boyfriends, while licking donuts and calling Americans disgusting, which didn’t get her cancelled…..and now she’s the disgusting one….FUNNY…right…especially with all the potential filters and AI bullshit that a motherfucker has access to….she’s terrifying.

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2023

02

Oct

Leni Klum’s Silly Hat Won’t Distract Me From the Tits of the Day

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You can’t fool me Leni Klum….with your producing content around silly fashions of the time, because she’s a bratty rich kid with a famous model mother, a famous singer with facial scar non-biological father, a famous criminal billionaire from Italy as a biological father, meaning fashion is her life and fashion is embarrassingly stupid now, like they are trolling us with their high paid shit that the idiots buy into, which is the kind of trolling I appreciate, because scamming rich people out of money to get them lined up to buy basically garbage bags, used tires, or whatever else they put together and scam them with, is hilarious…

But yeah, produce that fashion content in the dumb hairy hat, it won’t distract me from her ridiculous tits that I know are there, cuz she’s teased us with them, thanks to her mom’s marketing strategy for the family business to continue.

Those tits:

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2023

02

Oct

Stella Hudgens Offers You a Discount in October of the Day

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Stella Hudgens, who I guess fancies herself a witch, because she’s a modern day woman and for some reason they all think they are part of a coven, making October one of their most important months of the year, you know since it’s Halloween season, where they can wear their slutty and spooky costumes to all the party, making it the perfect month for her to give her fans a 50% off price for the month on her exclusive content.

I am of the school of thought that thinks it’s insane that some celebrity sister is out there flashing her ass in thongs, tits all topless, even covering herself in Whipped Cream in what feels like some of the most bootleg, bottom of the barrel, discount bin at the 5 and dime, outdated fucking trash content….

I get it, they all have a price, they all like money, this makes them feel hot and relevant, despite how trashy it is, but couldn’t she get part time job at the smoothie shop, gym, maybe even open a bar her sister finances, the possibilities are endless but this is what she chooses…

Was she molested? What’s the motivation, is it really just younger sister wanting to get noticed after years of being the shadow? Does it matter, since you get to see the tits that went viral early on thanks to her latching onto her famous sister as hard as she could, and probably still is.

I guess you’ll have to take her up on her 50 percent off discount to really get to the bottom of Stella Hudgens exposing her bottom, assuming you like sexting with a dude in India her agency hires to sext for her, because easy money is easier when you literally don’t have to manage any aspect of it, but sending some slutty nudes you’re already taking to the guy who uploads and manages the page…

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2023

02

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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What happens to a MILF Fetish, when you get older?

This is a serious question, since I see so many stunted motherfuckers out there, still jerking off the babes they jerked off to in the 90s, not even to the same content they jerked off to in the 90s, but to their updated 30 years older content, and it blows me the fuck away.

There’s absolutely no evolution in the jerk off material, it’s like still jerking off to memories of the time you had sex all those decades ago, maybe it’s to the hot girl in High School you managed to see the tit of when she was spending the night because she was friends with your less creepy sister, I don’t know….but it happens all the time..

So I didn’t have a MILF fetish and still don’t have a MILF fetish, I see the whole motherhood thing being a miracle, a blessing, and incredible gift that women are given, to keep the species alive. However, I do not find it sexy.

I find it to be the moment when a woman worth jerking off to transcends to the next level of human experience, leaving that part of her behind.

I also came from an era where the mom was a fucking mom, there were hardly hot moms in the mix, maybe one or two but I don’t even remember them because a hot mom wasn’t a memorable hot mom in that time…

So that’s why I wonder, if dudes, stunted dudes with MILF fetishes due to mental illness, or mommy issues, existed when you were 18….what happens at 40 or 50 or 60…are you still looking to fuck mommy while baby is in the other room…or do you look more towards granny and great granny so that they age difference is still there for you to feel like you’re being nursed like you were never nursed……

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2023

02

Oct

The AI Filter That Pretends to Be Brntey Spears Does a Pantsless Dance in a Sheer Shirt of the Day

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Britney Spears put on a sheer shirt, rocking some hard nipples, to do a ridiculous dance in the same room, from the same angle, with the same bouquet of flowers on the coffee table as always, because I think this is computer generated bullshit….

I don’t really know what the purpose of making Britney out to be a lunatic, but I am pretty sure that with all her money, her professional dance training, her work in content production, her hair and make-up team, all that other shit that makes her Britney Spears would still exist in her “freedom”….but instead we get this bootleg shit.

Is Britney dead, is she a body double, is she a man in an AI filter, or is she really out of captivity, while seemingly being more captive than she was when she was in captivity, who fucking knows….I’m more into looking at her old, weathered pop star ass in a skimpy bikini and her nipples in her braless shirt, because I am well aware that CRAZY girls can fuck…so we’ll just assume she’s a crazy girl and not part of some weird satanic conspiracy.

The nerds did the “sheer shirt nipple exposing technique on photoshop” because clearly they don’t care if it’s really Britney or not, they just care about nipples, which I can relate to.

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2023

02

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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You may be more into wet nurses than actual scrub wearing nurses, but
Nurses…

I figure with the COVID season ahead of us, and all the fear mongering that comes with that, which I am already seeing, coupled with the whole mandatory masks they are already putting into place in the local health care facilities here actual scrub wearing nurses are more relevant….

I figure that since the first round of COVID lockdowns was such a success for all the rich people who came out of it far richer, the wet nurse isn’t really as relevant as the scrub wearing nurse, all covered in feces, blood, disease from working in the health care industry, just doing her best to get a doctor to leave his wife and family for her to get the lifestyle…..

When that doesn’t work out, she takes it into her own hands, landing herself naked on the internet for money and attention, since the decently paid job is thankless now that we aren’t having parades for healthcare workers…but fingers crossed, that will all come back….once you taste fame and importance, it’s impossible to forget that high!

Now, I avoid doctors, healthcare, medicine at all costs, so I don’t really know how hot and slutty being in the hospital is in this era of sluts, but based on my research that you can see below, it seems like it’s like being at a brothel…or strip club,….which makes sense since the world is so slutty and we love sluts!

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2023

02

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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In a society that sexualizes everything, which I’ve been a spectator of for the last 20 years, and saw all this coming, but never really expected it to come as hard as it came, because I give women too much credit.

You see, I am the kind of guy who didn’t think Tinder would work as a concept because women don’t fall into Hook-Up culture, they are the keepers of sex and respect themselves too much for that, so save that for Grinder fags who will fuck anything in 10 mile radius….

I am also the kind of guy who didn’t think OnlyFans would work for the mainstreamer, I always thought the cam girls would exist, I always thought they’d grow in size and numbers, but I never thought the normie, or the celebrity, or the teacher, the mom, the nurse, the once famous star, the child star, the fucking milk man, the paper boy, the evening TV, would jump on board, yes, everyone has a price, but I just couldn’t wrap my mind around it.

I guess that makes me a misogynist, who had different expectations from the average woman to be a respectable lady, a keeper of sex, since it’s not so hard for them to find money or dudes to fuck….

So yeah, I’m more of the school of thought of jerking off to a mom breast feeding in public, since her tit is out in public, than to a woman sexualizing her breast feeding, which is the natural function of her tit, because it takes the sexualizing work out of the equation for me, which makes it more of a “What’s the fucking point!”….tits…right…tits are the point!

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