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2023

09

Nov

Britney Spears Ass on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

For those of you who don’t know, I am a firm believer that Britney Spears is dead, or in an institution and not actually running her own instagram feed. I think the content is old and what I would do if I was an abductor and wanted the general public to think a bitch is alright, when she’s actually locked in a garden shed raising my baby like she was Brie Larson in her academy award winning performance “Room”.

Then there’s the whole everything is fake, AR filters, high tech, AI that you don’t even know if you’re jerking off to a real person, or computer generated people, where you don’t know if you’re listing to real music, or computer generated music, it’s all very terrifying.

Then there’s the whole replacement theory, not the one where you’re being replaced by immigrants, but the one where they swap a person out with a new person and your brain just accepts that person as the old person because they can’t find the reference point to doubt that it’s the same person.

Anyway, she posted a bikini video, not dancing in knives, on a sailboat in Maui where she claims she was yesterday, and I find that story pretty doubtful, I’ll still look at her big mom ass…whether she’s genuinely free, or in captivity, or dead or not.

Her caption is a fucking novel, like her actual novel, that I assume is on the best sellers list by now.

I did research about bullying and kids being mistreated at school … it’s pretty interesting what I came across !!! l’ve probably studied human emotion more than anyone on the planet and have been a person that was studied and analyzed like a science lab against my will so I find this pretty exceptional viewing the data !!! We all have our inner subconscious thoughts and some are better suited to hide those emotions or weakness !!!! Most of them live in Los Angeles they are called actors and actresses … and unfortunately I’ve never been that great at acting but you can guarantee I can spot one a mile away !!! They put shivers up my spine almost similar to what a person would feel if they saw a real criminal !!! I wear my heart on my sleeve and I’ve had to learn the hard way … but I do know what it’s like to feel tormented … bullied … and completely humiliated. I speak about this because the main thing I found interesting in this is that when it comes to emotion, there really is no explaining it !!! It’s honestly beautiful but abuse on top of it … that’s where it gets a little more serious !!! Is it a big deal ??? 100 percent it’s a big deal !!! The thing I found so disturbing is out of all the bullying that I’ve researched, most of the victims were the ones who harmed themselves !!! l actually found that really interesting because you would think the person who caused the emotional turmoil would be the one of guilt and would want to take on that act !!! Even when some victims actually did take their own lives, the person who caused it got away with it never even shows a sign of remorse at all !!! I believe those people are actors and live in Los Angeles !!! I will just say it … I have a pretty home in Los Angeles … but the people scare me there and always have !!! Maybe I should take an acting class and not be so serious with my real emotions !!! Maybe I’m wrong but I’d rather be wrong than give my lips and smile to someone who isn’t even qualified to go two feet near me !!! PS yesterday with the sailors

Here are some older pics she posted with some bullshit caption…but at least acknowledges they are older pics of her….

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2023

09

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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It’s THONG THURSDAY, which is probably not the highlight of your week, but you’re a miserable fuck who is never happy.

The thong is a silly invention, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a hot invention, because asses look better in thongs, even though we were perfectly fine with the asses in the non-thongs, before the thong….we’re men, we’re perverts and seeing asshole peeking out from behind the skimpy panty lets us see asshole while still in panty…making it a “improved mousetrap” metaphor to launching a new business product, while not really improving it for the chick with the dirty asshole not being covered, but who cares about them, it’s about us, the spectator…

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2023

09

Nov

Trying to Look Up Madison Beer’s Skirt of the Day

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Here’s some Madison Beer not showing her tits, which you probably don’t actually care about, because who gives a fuck about Madison Beer, especially when not showing her big tits.

Not to mention, the concept of celebrity is dead and Madison Beer was hardly a celebrity, just a youtuber with a mother who had a dream for her, willing to sell her out to all the perverts for the views, only to land a lucrative record deal so that they no longer ever need to work….which I guess was a good deal.

I don’t know what she’s doing on the steps, looking like a ghetto hooker, hanging with someone who looks like she could be her mom, but could also be an average 25 year old in Hollywood with one too many face injections.

The highlight of this shoot, trying to look up her skirt to see how big her balls are….but unfortunately, no actual upskirt because that would defeat the purpose of the shameless cockteasing.

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2023

09

Nov

Revisiting Leni Klum’s Granny Colored Lingerie Shirt of the Day

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Since Leni Klum is an entitled rich kid, spoiled and given everything she ever wanted or needed, including a modeling contract that she didn’t have to work for, or suck dick for, you know, like other models, including her mom…

Unless she was actually used as a FLESHLIGHT for her mother with the creeps that they all know, who run the fashion industry, and TV industry, who appreciate a good mother who lends out her illegitimate kid in exchange for her own success….anything is possible.

But I’m more into thinking Heidi was the dick sucker so that Leni can be the less shameless big titty instagram model who doesn’t even bother updating her shit, because she doesn’t fucking have to.

Forcing us to revisit her granny toned lingerie outfit from the weekend, because her tits are too big to ignore…

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2023

09

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Jiggle, Titty Grab, Titty Release….

That’s the basics of the TITTY DROP, which is the more theatrical version of a titty flash, and really we all love tits, so being flashed by them is something we strive for, at least I do.

I don’t know how many times I’ve asked women, whether they were women I knew, women I just met, women working at the grocery store, women shopping at the grocery store, women out on the town, waitresses, flight attendants, aspiring models….girls on the internet, girls on dating apps, girls on social media, girls in chat rooms, girls who may not have even been girls but dudes playing girls….to show me their tits, but most just said no, and the occasional one who gave in would never do it with such grace, creative direction, artistry as these.

This is the figure skating of flashing tits, the artistic gymnastics, the SKI FREESTYLE Jump, the BALLET fucking NUTCRACKER of flashing tits…and these women should be rewarded for their effort by masturbating to them.

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2023

09

Nov

Kara Del Toro’s Big Tits Drinking Wine of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is an instagram model who does a lot of bikini work because she’s got big features, like her mouth, but more marketable and more interesting to the men out there who still like tits, she’s got big tits.

In this series of influencer living a fancy life at a fancy event in a fancy outfit with her giant tits exploding out of said outfit, you can see her drinking a glass of wine like some kind of lush.

I assume this excites the date rapers out there who are like “drink more so that I can take you home like a nice guy and make sure you’re ok before you blackout”….or the date rapers who get off to opportunities to spike a big titty girl’s drink….but the truth is, she’s probably not even drinking at all, it’s social media man, all posed and fake…yet the tits, I think those tits being posed are real.

Point of the story, when it comes to social media influencer models, Kara Del Toro is hot.

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2023

09

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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The tanline is the most inspiring line a woman can have, even more inspiring than a bikini line, probably not as inspiring as a line of heroin all up her chest, at least for the opioid attack willing to eat male ass for some opioids, but to the non opioid attack, who didn’t fall into the trap of the evil medical system that bribed doctors to over prescribe the opiates, making everyone rich as shit at the expense of the lower middle class worker with a back injury….becuase doctors are scumbags who only care about money, which is why you shouldn’t believe anything they say to you about anything, they’ve got puppet strings attached to them…..

Which is why I don’t believe any of the propaganda around the sun causing cancer, sure it ages australian women like they are fucking raisins in the sun, but other than that, the sun can’t be bad for you, it’s what gives this planet life, and for them to convince us it is, is just part of the anti-God movement trying to get rich off sunscreens that probably cause the cancers they link back to the sun in the first place…..

WHICH IS WHY…the tanline is the most inspiring line a woman can have, assuming it’s from the sun and not some retired stripper’s side business spraying her whore friends…

Get outside, while I freeze in the fucking snow…

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2023

09

Nov

Sarah Hyland Showing Off her Weak Kidney Legs of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the creepy actress that creepy dudes likely found hot or jerked off to because she had that primordial dwarfism disease that took her kidneys from her, but also made her look like Gary Coleman or other adult celebs who play teens, which is actually less creepy than actual teens playing teens, because teens shouldn’t be on TV.

She’s consistently been freaky looking to me, but I guess that hasn’t stopped her from getting in front of the camera and cashing those acting checks, since most people praise her and not just for not dying of her multiple Kidney transplants.

She is now older, potentially the host of “Love Island” which I think is a show she sourced her now husband and homosexual likely waiting for her to die of her Kidney disease, so that he can live his best life, his fabulous life, dancing on the bar topless at the gay club on his inheritance, but in the meantime, I guess he’s gotta play the part of gay bestie who makes her cum.

Anyway, she’s likely a midget sized person, thanks to that whole being stunted, but she’s showing off leg with her new look, that’s not as freaky as she once one, so for the Hyland fans out there, he’s a more mature version who I assume has face injections, rocking a short skit, showing legs because she may be disabled or rockin’ a handicapped stick but she’s not an amputee.

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2023

09

Nov

Helen Flanagan’s Tits are Back of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is a busty UK Glamour model with big fucking tits she decided to use in the peak of Glamour Model times to land herself a professional athlete, which worked.

The reason that Helen Flanagan is interesting, besides having big tits, not rockin’ grey British skin and rotting teeth, while being the perfect level of cheesy and trashy to succeed as a Glamour Model, is that she had a career as an actor before doing the Glamour Model thing.

So she was working on the longest running show on TV, that has made me want to rip my eyes out every Sunday here in Canada where they air the show for at least 40 years, Coronation Street, a soap opera about working class Brits..which I’d assume would be the dream job for a British actor since they’ll keep you working for 40 more years, like getting the job at the factory with a pension.

Meaning, she was IN, and said “fuck this, I have tits, let’s have fun”….

Apparently, she’s back on the show now, since she’s old and the GLAMOUR model days are behind her, but that doesn’t mean she can’t get into some lingerie and be a whore on the internet like old times, especially in this whore era they call the “creator economy”.

She doesn’t have an Onlyfans, she’s got a rich husband and a job, but that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t have an OnlyFans since she’s still hot and freaks will pay to sext with an Indian call center employee who runs her DMs for her.

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2023

09

Nov

Megan Fox’s Nipples Bring her Best Kardashian Face of the Day

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Megan Fox has recently released a poetry book, because she’s a fag who writes poetry, that I am sure isn’t good poetry, since no poetry is good.

Because of the book release, she’s doing a lot of media, like she’s finally paid her dues for the problems she caused back in the peak of her career that got her cancelled and ignored. Forced into a life with David from 90210 breeding her in the dungeon he kept her in. Assuming she’s not a tranny and is able to actually breed.

I believe the conspiracy that she’s a dude, that she’s been marketed to people as a hot chick in her early years as some sort of troll or stunt from the satanic regime that runs Hollywood, you know a little jester shit to confuse people, so I am not all that surprised that she looks like a tranny Kardashian in efforts to maintain some sort of hotness.

She’s always been re-worked, plastic surgery ridden, fake hot chick, it’s that now that she’s old, it’s way more obvious, almost like a parody of what she was, like if you were to draw her on the pier during your summer job as a caricature artist back in the early 2000s, you’d come up with something like this….and really a lot of rich old chicks have this same Kardashian face look, so it’s not all that shocking or interesting, it’s just not very hot, even with the nips out, but at least she’s trying, even though she should be sent back to the dungeon where she belongs.

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