Sara Sampaio is one of the Victoria’s Secret models I don’t really understand. She was out of Portugal which at the time was not nearly as trendy a place for travelers on a budget or expats trying to start a new tax free life with their Golden Visa.

She was also not very hot, not very interesting, not very exciting. She had brown hair and light eyes, so I thought she was a swap for Adriana Lima, who never really retired from the brand, but rather died off with the brand dropping hot chicks from the roster, but she was hardly Adriana Lima in hotness, she just spoke the same language….

She’s really the kind of chick you wouldn’t even notice in the grocery store, she’s basic, average and you’d assume she’s some refugee from Ukraine or some shit because she’s not fat, but other than that, a giant whatever.

It’s almost like they were testing the concept of non-hot models before they officially killed the ANGELS that they are supposedly bringing back because it was a terrible marketing strategy.

Trying to cater to the fat lesbian angry chicks of the internet who wear knitted underwear they make at their feminist knitting club and would never buy VS is a waste of fucking time, which I guess they are realizing.

Sports Illustrated, the other mainstream smut peddler we used to rely on finding us talent and producing content around talent is another feminist experiment to cater to the angry lesbian who doesn’t wear swimsuits or ever pay attention to sports unless it’s to write think pieces on how problematic it is for society as a whole…so they publish articles like “model shoots down fat shamer in the best way”, in some weird article you’d expect on the now dead JEZEBEL, but even Jezebel brought some meanness to the lesbian content…..just run by chicks pushing the feminist agenda to turn the swim magazine into a feminist friendly place, when dudes are supposed to be the one fat shaming these whores who profit off our boners….but they know the core audience of dudes will look at the bikini pics regardless.

So maybe, this site should become a feminist site…..

Now, here’s an uneventful Sara Sampaio who has brought out some emotions in me today, which is more than she’s ever done before thanks to the level of boring she is, even with the tits out!

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