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2017

30

Oct

Kelly Rohrbach’s Fitness of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach’s an official actress now, and in being an official actress, she’s getting fat, but she’s gotta maintain her body, because we all know she’s only getting these acting jobs because movies need hot pussy people want to jerk off to and if you’ve played the scene property, you can be the next Margot Robbie, Emma Stone, Jessica Alba, you know talentless garbage, decent looking but not all that hot girls, who get all the fucking jobs…because movies need pussy…

She was a Sports Illustrated model in one issue, bedded Leo DiCaprio for a while and starts getting cast in Hollywood…because Weinstein isn’t the only dick that makes careers….it’s just the way it works…as much as everyone wants to fight the world and make it some Sesame Street mutually respect happy place…you still gotta fuck your way to the right meetings…otherwise why the fuck would a dude give you the time of day or help you out….because he wants to see you succeed…get fucking real you dumb fucks dot com.

Nice Shorts though…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2017

30

Oct

Old Lady Zombie Cindy Crawford Spread Legs of the Day

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Cindy Crawford’s husband and billionaire thanks to his Tequila brand selling, threw a Hallwoeen party with his gay lover George Clooney, who he made the Tequilla brand with, and a bunch of fame whores were in attendance, but none more terrifying than his old as fuck wife, dressed like a 70s disco queen in her 70s, and it was a perfect level of absolute fucking nightmare…you know for Halloween….not for life, because in life, when you marry Cindy Crawford you need to expect her to end up looking like this, but you also better hope there’s a clause in your contract that allows you to fuck younger models, because you’re a tequila billionaire and dudes age better than women, it’s only fair.

TO SEE MORE CELEBS IN COSTUME CLICK HERE

Cindy Crawford also did some photoshoot because I guess people still like her, her name, her celebrity, the 90s revival while pussy looks like she’s 90….and for some reason she kept her legs spread….and grinding up on things because I guess when you’re pussy is dried up, your sex drive doesn’t reflect that, in fact the more testosterone / less estrogen you have the more horny you are. SCIENCE…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

I guess the real question is – WHERE IS THEIR HOT SLUTTY MODEL TEEN DAUGHTER YOU WANT TO KEVIN SPACEY CUZ YOU ARE SICK IN THE DICK?

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2017

30

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Finds Life After Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Do you believe in life after being fired from Victoria’s Secret because you’re not that hot, interesting, or compelling and you’re a mom of two with a famous Ibiza DJ, who needs to be in Ibiza policing him from fucking the younger and hotter versions of you, because you’re old girl, and knocking up a VS model when she’s 23 is a lot different than having the listen to her wife bullshit when she’s 30 and not working….and girl probably grasps that, since her only value and purpose is being half naked in lingerie, so get half naked in lingerie for anyone willing to put you in their campaign knowing you were a VS model and they can get you at a discount now that you’re desperate and don’t need the money..

Interesting, but only because girl’s half naked in lingerie.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2017

30

Oct

Irina Shayk Workout of the Day

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Irina Shayk, the cold Russian who may or may not be involved in the US Election that used Russian spammers to advertise to the general retard public at a discount, but who is definitely as dark as those Russians tend to be…is working out her mom ass and posting slutty video of it to instagram…

Because if there’s one thing this girl knows, it’s how to use her looks to manipulate men into giving her what she wants, which I guess in Brad Cooper’s case, was 18 years of Child Support, always protected, even if the model shit dries up, but it probably won’t because she’s disciplined like she is in her seduction – and at the gym trying to get hot to make that comeback….since childbirth may be the end of many vaginas, it’s been proven to not be the end of a model career a girl needs to keep her rich man interested in her…

The whole thing pretty basic, rich guy likes hot chick, hot chick performs for rich guy to give him what he wants so that he is compelled to give her what she wants, before she slaughters him and takes it all…Tactics…we don’t need to worry about while staring at the ass.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

30

Oct

18 Year Old Russian Girl Gets Banged in a Night Club and Expelled from School and Other Videos of the Day

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Goats Cause Traffic

Cat Attacked a Dude on the Street

Russian Woman Throws Cat Against Wall During a Livestream – Kill her

Couple Dragged off Plane

Old Pervert and a Hooker

Sex Offender Getting Shot in Oklahoma

Woman Strips for her chick Fight

Robber in a Scream Mask…

Genius and an Elevator

Woman Attacked by Buffalo in Store

Gun Fight in Mexico

Father Catches Daughter in Bed with a Guy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

30

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Vogue Brasil Cover of the DAy

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People seem to be very impressed by Candice Swanepoel and her post-baby comeback tour – because they forget that she’s a model, who has spent her entire life being objectified by an evil underwear brand, that puts importance on girls not being fat as fuck, and she gets paid very well to be their promo model / hooker / whatever it is she actually does…so that her ego could never allow her to not be fit, thin, hot…unlike most moms you see who use pregnancy and marriage as an excuse to throw in the towel and eat all the fucking cake…never quite getting back to where they were before the baby until the divorce and they have something to prove…

You see you just need that internal dialog telling you that you have something to prove and in Candice Swanepoel’s case it’s that she’s still worth looking at half naked and wanting to fuck..

I find her dull, I always have, but that body’s out of control….so here she is in Vogue Brasil trying to be relevant for her comeback tour for VS…

Candice Swanepoel was also seen in NYC…

TO SEE HER WALKING AROUND NYC CLICK HERE

Here she is breast feeding…

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2017

30

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I officially realize that there is something wrong with me – or that I am officially too old – because I knowingly stayed in on Halloween weekend, not that I ever dress up, that’s for kids and assholes, not that I’ve gone out for Halloween or really ever the last 5 years, but I recognize that I knowingly stayed in despite the world being extra slutty nipple exposed this year…instead I decided to watch the sluts on social media – where they’ll look better because that’s the only reason they are dressing up so aggressively, and when they are filtered and angled they are more interesting, all while I don’t have to leave my couch…..

So I decided that I’ll sit and watch a bunch of kids in a rip off of an 80s movie, and not even a good rip off, as they fight a dragon even though I hate that shit, and hate the characters, the story, the writing, and can’t grasp why America fucking loves it and gets excited for it…..I assume it is because no one has an opinion and they are told they are supposed to like it…

While I waste away, here are some morning links..

Fat Pig Dressed like Mariah Carey
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The Real Twilight Zone
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The Time Zack Morris Sold Bikini Pics of Underage Girls…
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Hot Girl in a Hot Britney Costume.
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Short Skirt
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Kendall in a Swimsuit
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It Killer Clown Prank on Girlfriend Compilation
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Cat Eats Corn on the Cob
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Hailey BAldwin in a Short White Outfit
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Idiot Strangers Things Actor of the Day
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Flying into New Zealand is Nuts
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A Good Costume if you have One Leg
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Bella Thorne Looking Rough
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Everything Streaming in November
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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN…WHAT!!YEES!!
CLICK HERE

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2017

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was not finding THIS TUMBLR …

The highlight of my day was realizing that not all women out there are fat. I was forced to walk by two colleges today and the majority of the girls I saw were skinny in leggings looking good…the kind of tall lean thing you’d want to hire as your intern..you know none of that Ashley Graham shit.

So in this world of too much fucking social media, narcissism, outspoken assholes on their soap boxes preaching their bullshit, reminding me how doomed and idiotic everyone is..from the entertainment industry to politics to the system as a whole…

There are still skinny legs and thank the non existent god for that…

It’s Halloween weekend, go out there and find the slutty costumes, they’re out there, ready for your creepy, white male, trying to take what is yours, objectifying and being a pervert….this year more than ever…with mace…you know ready to cut off your dick as a group and make you eat it…because of the #metoo and general man hating vibe of the year….treat tricks dressed half naked with respect…while you trick or treat. Weirdo.

Here are some stepLINKS for the Weekend…

Taylor Swift in her Slutty New Video
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Jenna Dewan Tatum Slutty
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Billy Nye Enjoys a Twerk
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Slutty Pregnant Jessica Alba
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Winona Rider’s Got Cleavage at the Stranger Thigns Premiere
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Nadeea Volinova titty of the Day
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Becky G’s Got Some Cleavage at the Latin American Awards
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Margot Robbie Pokies
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Phoebe Price Perfect in the Parking Lot
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Ariel Winter in Dumpy Sweatpants Because She’s Dumpy…
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Everyone Hates Kathy Griffin
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Haley Baldwin is Offensive Dressed Like a Nerd Girl
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Briefcase Turned into Fireplace
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Ana de Armas in what Could be a See Through
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Lady Gaga Rehearsing with Metallica and None of these Overrated Fucks Died
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Simon Cowell Didn’t Die
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Rita Ora is a Garbage Cunt
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Weird Robot talking ABout Elon Musk
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Retard VS Shark
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World Smallest Shotgun
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Paris Hilton at an Event
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Cop Caught Texting and Driving
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Jane Fonda’s Ponytail
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January Jones Nipples
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Eniko Mihalik for Harper’s Bazaar
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Drunk Guy of the Day
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Haley Bennett – in a Dress..
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Crazy man and his Driving
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Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Together…
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Ellen Objectifies Katy Perry Tits
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I want Chrissy teigen to Die – I Hate her – Why Do People Encourage Her
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Porsche Settled in Paul Walker Death
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Maisie Williams for Walking Dead Nonsense
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Nude Photography of the Day
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SAggy Asian Titty Fetish Porn
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Masurbating Cam Girl
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Naked Tanning
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Big Tits
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Big tits Sitting on a Blender
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Big Tits at a Halloween Party
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Pussy of the Day
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Slutty Nude Model in Some Lolita glasses
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Instant Regret
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

27

Oct

Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week Part 12 of the Day

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Here are this week’s compilation of the best in cam moments, because there is so much more to a webcam show than what you’d expect there to be.

There is talent, there is artistry, there is amazing and incredible performances…these girls are solid on camera, great sales people, they are performing and letting us into their worlds…and for that…we celebrate them…because we are perverts…

The most interesting thing about this is that they do it for free, they do it for the 10 percent of dudes in the room who pay them, while the rest of us can just watch on like the creepy mooch perverts we are.

I am a believer in the SFW Cam girl videos…because the most exciting part of this is that you can see them all actually get naked if you. CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2017

27

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is god…

Lily Rose Depp…is walking around topless enough for me, sure it’s not topless enough, but there’s not bra in the way of seeing her hard, young nipples bounce, and that’s what the world really needs…more of that….

I don’t care how rich, dialed in, spoiled, a product of nepotism she is…I don’t care how damaged, delusional, annoying she probably is, I don’t care how entitled and mindless retard she is, her dad is Johnny Depp, he’s rich and weird, it’s expected…I just like that I can see her hard nipples..they good.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW