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2017

30

Oct

Charlotte McKInney’s Panties of the Day

Charlotte McKinney flashed a little panty / pussy lip / while at some event for Halloween dressed up like some Disco looking queen who should have died of an overdose, but who instead got cast in Dancing with the Stars before being a star all because she had the right friends willing to lie about her stardom, becoming tits from instagram that had no business being on TV, but was on TV, god knows what favor she called, or someone she was fucking called, but that’s major…

Luckily, she’s faded out to where she belongs, irrelevant, uninteresting but with tit,…you can’t fake celebrity for too long Florida trash….we know your true colors…go back to them tits….even if the panty flash is the more interesting thing in all this…

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2017

30

Oct

Nicki Minaj is a Halloween Monster of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is disgusting…and this isn’t a race thing…I like all ethnically ambiguous fat girls who went to white priveledge acting school and decided to do their best HOOD impression after they did some weird clowny bullshit…and while on her best HOOD impression she committed and got the ass and tits and face needed to drive the point home – even though we all know she’s a fucking lie and she’s not even hot….the same…which is not very much…

This is her costume…which is fat weird ass…

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2017

30

Oct

Avril Lavigne More Halloween Erotica of the Day

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Avril Lavigne doesn’t matter, even to a Canadian like me, who was exposed to so much of her music, because Canada is oppressive and control the media, and legally make the radio / TV play 30 percent Canadian so that we don’t lose our culture and become American, like Avril Lavigne…which is hilarious when you think of Avril Lavigne being seen as a way to save Canadian culture, she was some bootleg pop punk pop shit that moved to LA the second it made a dollar…but to the governement…she’s Canadian content because she was born here…when nothing looks more OHIO mall parking lot in her DC shoes that this…

Well, she’s dressed as a chubby, middle aged, pop star from Canada, who has been divorced twice, has survived LYME DISEASE and is totally uninteresting, in spandex..

I don’t get it, but dudes in their 40s find her hot…or the memory of her hot, so here it is.

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2017

30

Oct

Katy Perry’s Titty of the Day

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Katy Perry is trying to get people to care about her the way she did when she first got her record deal – with her tits…which aren’t even that great of tits – but are big tits – in an era where tits are important and will forever be important – she knows that whenever she wants some attention, or people talking about her, or her American Idol bullshit that she’s trying to re-invent as the Simon Cowell, even though as a person she’s abrasive, annoying, not likeable…despite how many people listen to her terrible, ear raping music…she’s not good, or talented, and sold tickets to her show on GROUPON for 5 dollars this tour…because NO ONE CARES…and she’s hoping that IDOL will bring her household, while I hope IDOL makes households hate her even more…ending her..and I also hope she spent all her money like an idiot and goes broke….ending up a street hooker by 40 where she belongs…

She’s the worst..

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2017

30

Oct

Paris Hilton and Pregnant Sister for Old Times of the Day

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Paris Hilton and her herpes matter….

I mean they don’t actually matter and they paved the way for the Kardashians, who took over for her when she lost intrest in being a shameless fame whore, pretending to be a fancy gay man, pretty much going viral in more ways than just on the internet, but also in her panties, because she fucked everyone, you know typical rich girls trying to fill the void through their vagina problems….she got famous for a sex tape, like Kim K after her…you know the kind of whore this is….one that is still skinny at 40 and worth looking at, still rocking that hook nose bird face, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be….she’s a vapid, vain, garbage human who is just over the top and trashy in her barbie life, and she’d never let herself get fat, or sag…she’s BOTOXing the fuck out of herself…and it’s ok…

Her sister on the other hands got a worse STD, some cum stuck to the uterus…and it looks like she’s about to explode…so the DNA / bloodline continues…

In case you were wondering – Paris Hilton is not Paris Jackson…but she is equally useless, riding a name, and annoying.

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2017

30

Oct

Anna Kendrick is an Elf of the Day

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Anna Kendrick is about as hot as she can be in costume dressed like an ELF, which isn’t really hot at all, but that’s because Anna Kendrick isn’t hot…

I know people love her, but I don’t, I didn’t buy into that scam that is good marketing, I know there’s some illuminati brain washing going on, and I have the ability to use my eyes and brain to see that there there’s something about her face, or her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it until she pukes…and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especially gross ones..for money, and logic says if they’ve been in movies and are successful it’d be a no brainer….that’d I’d be into it…

Not that I am actually into throatfucking or porn, but it’s the only way I can explain how not hot this weirdo is…in costume!

Is she sucking on sour candies? Is that just her mouth? Who knows.

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2017

30

Oct

Rat Cow Attention Seeking on Halloween with them Tits of the Day

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Rat Cow is the fucking worst.

I usually ignore her antics because I am blocked from her shit, don’t care about her shit, I don’t think her rat face is hot or interesting, and I figure it is just doing my part to make her disappear like the Kardashians, who don’t quite disappear because there are always brands that want access to their pervert followers, and the followers don’t mass unfollow, so she’ll always be watched by all the dudes waiting for her slutty pics to pop up, exactly what a fashion or beauty brand is looking to sell product to, but girl still gets the deals – sometimes..because she is trying to polarize..

But when things get slow, she tapes her tits and wears a mesh shirt, and hopes to go viral like it was that Robin Thicke Blurred lines video, a level of fame she’ll never experience again, but thank got it happened for her tits, they are great and deserve to be celebrated, it’s just too bad the host body and the brain behind the host body by default join them on their journey….

This is her costume, I think she’s dressed as Bella Thorne…only the bootleg, untinteresting, less famous, garbage version.

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Some Chick named Shanina Shayk had the same costume, it’d be embarassing if they weren’t nippled taped tits…

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2017

30

Oct

Rosario Dawson’s Topless for Social Media of the Day

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Rosario Dawson’s lawyers asked me to take down some leaked nudes of hers that I guess were stolen from her iCloud as nudes have been stolen from iCloud the last few years….in what you’d think would get Apple sued by all the hollywood people, but that didn’t get sued because it’s all fake news, tricking us retards into thinking we’re part of some amazing breach of information about people we forget are attention seeking, fame whore, love being in front of the camera assholes…

The lawyers writing me is just formality I guess, the celebrities pretending they care, while really jerking off to themselves on porn sites, like they’ve always wanted to be but can’t be because it will ruin their mainstream career…

Since Rosario Dawson’s leaked nudes happened, she’s taken it upon herself to do a little DIY nudes, and posts them to her social media…today is “NIPPLE BETWEEN FINGERS TO SHOW BANDAID”….

Obviously, she liked that people started chatting about the near 40 year old and figured “POSTING NUDES THAT’S EASY”….

Not that these are really nudes, but they are still about as naked as the pics her Lawyers got me to take down…so…either she’s mocking me…or she’s inconsitent in her messaging like a drug addict famous person she is.

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2017

30

Oct

Hilary Duff for Halloween of the Day

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There comes a time in every mom’s life – where she lazily and exhaustedly dresses up as a fat bunny for Halloween, instead of the lingerie clad Playboy / Slutty bunny she would have been in her early 20s….but the good news is that this lull is termporary and that by the time women are pushing 40….they are back at the slutty costumes, it’s just this young kid era where they will look bad if they are in a g-string, but go to any old timer Halloween event in your suburban town, while your teenager kids are out at the Halloween Dance, and the corsets and push up bras come out in full force….TITTIES you should never see – everywhere…but until then…Hilary Duff is showing her Halloween spirit in a pretty disappointing way…I guess Halloween is officially Tomorrow, and the spandex and slut may appear for you Hilary Duff fans…but until then, this is the bet we’ve got…

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2017

30

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Amazing at Disneyland of the Day

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I wonder if my love and adoration for Lily Rose Depp is going to become an obsession….to date, I have never got that into anyone in real life, or in fantasy Celebrity life, pretty much ever, unless it was a joke, you know pretend to be creepy for the LOLZ, since I’m naturally creepy, I’m just lazy and don’t care about people who aren’t making it very easy for me to have sex with them…

BUt I do believe that there could be someone hot enough, interesting enough to get me off that Couch…and out the door to park in a van outside their house..

I am not convinced that Lily Rose Depp is the death of me, or my indifference or hatred for celebrity attention seeking tits I like to look at…because I’m still pretty indifferent, but I do want to say nothing but nice things about the rich kid, spoiled brat, entitled, but interesting looking daughter of Johnny Depp and that French bitch he cheated on…

So I remain indifferent, but I’m starting to feel like part of me is a fan…and as someone who has never been a fan for much more than Phoebe Price…this is weird…