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2017

Nov

Morning Hangover of the Day

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I had an argument with a woman that life as a white man isn’t as good as it used to be, because I am visibly a white man, no one can tell I’m a Mexican…and she took offense to it, saying “Oh right, white male privilege or some shit, and I just said “is you saying how a white man should feel, like me saying what a woman should feel, is that man-splaining, but the reverse, you feminist as fuck”…the fact is white dudes are villains to diversity, to women, they rape them…and all this other shit, when I don’t even talk to fucking people….I know white dudes not getting jobs for being white dudes…thanks to some people reading too many facebook statuses and companies wanting more women on the floor, even if they are less qualified, which seems idiotic because it is idiotic…people don’t look at people for people…even the most “liberal” and “inclusive” are fucking racists targeting groups…hypocrites…

The conclusion was that she was not going to pee on my cock after our drinks..

Here are some morning….

Katharine McPhee Slutty
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Wrath of Satan
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Taylor Swift and her fans Creep Me the Fuck Out
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Brazil Just Picked their Best Ass
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TV Host Said Texas People Were Lucky to have Died at Church
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Scifi Short
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Dog Eating the Sandwich Billboard is Too Funnny to Me
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Ashley Graham Fat in a White Dress
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Take Your Vitamin Vapes! Vitamins
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Meryl Streep Defends Dustin Hoffman
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2017

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was discovering the new place to be flashed by asses all day is the hair dresser / pedicure spot….where the girls are forced to wear some dress outfit..in an era where women don’t wear uniform, it gets in the way of their woman empowerment, but some places that employee illegals still do it…

I was not getting a pedicure or my hair done, but I went in with some old slut I know, sat down, got a free coffee and cookie, and watched these women working…and I was flashed ass at least 7 times from 3 different women…I know they so wanted me and were doing it on purpose…or maybe they didn’t give a fuck cuz they are like SIA and it’s just an ass…or maybe they run a brothen on the side…I’ll have to go back to tomorrow and find out if the pedicure comes with ass eating, or if I’ll just have to cum to their ass flashing….WHO KNOWS…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Ed Westwick Accused of Rape
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Taylor Swift Hosted 500 Fans at her House…Unfortunately None Killed Her
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Nicki Minaj Huge Tits
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Sarah Hyland – BiSexual
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Dog Tries Eating a Sandwich on an Ad
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Roxanne Pallett Hard Nipples
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Kendall Jenner as a Jedi
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Tranny Topless on the Beach
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Disney Banned LA TIMES for Being Bad Journalists
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Girls Steal Money from Uber Tip Jar
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Nude Celebs – The Archive
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Britney Spears Half Retard Medicated ARt
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Mila Kunis Flashes the Delivery Guy
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Fastest Production Car in the World
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Bella Hadid Nipples Get Ice Coffee
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Ambrosio – Big Cleavage
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Taylor Swift Trying to Silence the aCLU
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A Guy from Kardashians is Changing His Name to FoodGod…why this is news – who knows – No it’s CLICK HERE

Angelina Jolie – Old Lady at an Event
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Rent Jon Hamm’s NYC Apartment for 15k a Month
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Cardi B Stripper Clips
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Sia’s Big Butt
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Drunk Chick Slapped in the Face
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Dakota Johnson is Disgusting
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Ben Affleck Giving his Weinstein Residuals to Charity After Cashing In On them Knowing He was a Rappist for Fucking Years
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Meek Mill going to Jail for 4 Years
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Pussy in Public
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Russian Girl Commits Suicide….
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Lady Gaga – Terrifying Erotic Shoot
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Big Tits Paddleboard
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Hot Amateur Slut
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Autism and Porn
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Crazy High Dive….
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Hot Chick Strips
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This Site is Life!!
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You Can’t Limbo Like This…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN…WHAT!!YEES!!
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Titties….
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Sophia Lucci Pussy…
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2017

Nov

Cardi B Stripping of the Day

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The whole story behind Cardi B is that she was a stripper, who ended up with a number one chart song, in a whole fuck you mainstream media who usually just gives girls who are bigger sluts than the strippers careers, and girls who pretend to be strippers careers, instead of seeing the talent I see when I go to a stripclub and pay 10 dollars a song to grab their tits..

So for some reason, pics and videos of her stripper, even though she was a stripper and they are expected to exist, are circulating…not in a scandal way, but in a hey I’d be into seeing that girl strip since she was a stripper kind of way…and here that is…

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2017

Nov

Sia Posts Nude Butt Shot to Twitter to Fuck the Paprazzi of the Day

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I hate that SIA Posting a watermarked pic of her ass on a balcony is being considered a big deal, when really it’s just a big ass, and not in a good way, but I think she’s in her 60s, so maybe it’s not as bad as it looks.

Her motivation was to outsmart the paparazzi who took the pic of her, in what people think is a bold move, to throw off the hype when the tabloids pic it up, but the tabloids will still pick it up, we want to see more pics of the exhibitionist trying to prevent a dude with a camera from making a living, because she’s clearly rich and disconnected with the common man…

If she didn’t want pics of her ass taken, she wouldn’t have been out in public naked…and she wouldn’t be posting it on social media trying to offset the utter shock of her fans knowing that is the ass they dance like an 8 year old from a reality show to…

Boring fucking pic..where are the pussy pics….or the dick in her mouth pics…we know they are out there….she’s trying to divert your eyes from…

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2017

Nov

Thick Katharine McPhee Erotica of the Day

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Katharine McPhee starred in some mainstream magazine porno, where she showed off her thick body and big old tits that look like they could be fake, or maybe they are just fat, like the rest of her, in various bikinis, because she’s edgy and provocative, you can tell because she was an American Idol contestant, that in and of itself is artistry, edgy, hardcore, raw…etc…you know in a boring candy coated seeking attention kind of way…

The rumor is that she’s fucking David Foster, makes sense for any young songstress, go for the 70 year old…who is rich as fuck..

The other rumor, based on leaked nudes, is that she got her meaty vagina lips cut off and shit was fucking terrifying in the leaked nudes, all blood soaked and a disaster that I am sure she’s healed up just fine…but still on a vagina that looks like a horror movie…

These are those pics

I know when I think of Women’s Health I think “Photoshopped fat girl”…..I hear Kelly Clarkson eating a burger/ entire cow is their next issue…

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2017

Nov

Lady Gaga Attention Seeing in Flashing Bra of the Day

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Lady Gaga’s entire existence, at least as a celebrity, has her been doing anything she can to get attention, to be talked about, to seem interesting, hot, edgy, an artist, in the biggest coverup since Weinstein made girls famous after jerking off to them..

She’s garbage, a hack, not hot to look at, nothing redeeming or interesting..

Just an ugly person who knows she’s ugly on the inside and out, at her core and when you look at her, doing anything to distract from you seeing how ugly she is.

The fact she’s famous is due to talent and I guess these stunts because no one wants to see this monster…she was destined to be kept hidden in the studio…but she tries, oh god does she try to confuse you into thinking she’s hot…like right here…right now..

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2017

Nov

Tana Mongeau Kissing Bella Thorne for Youtube Views of the Day

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I don’t know who Tana Mongeau but Bella Thorne has been posting her on social media alot, which I guess in Tana Mongeau’s defense is a good strategy to get noticed…but sometimes just getting tagged in the stories aren’t enough, sometimes you have to lay on the extra whoring and make an erotic girl on girl subtle make-out, like two low level college girls at a frat party trying to be validated, because men are still fucking moron perverts who see some girls making out and freak out, because no matter how much society wants to rip our dicks off and make us not want to fuck, ask girls to fuck, jerk off and hope they join in, and all the other sex scandals that are almost normal human sexuality, especially when girls come out with content like this, like you have to realize that you’re going to get sexualized when you whore out, and just because you don’t want to be sexualized or look like a slut, you can’t say it’s FEMINIST AS FUCK and don’t sexualize me…you trying to give me boners here…I GET IT….but I don’t get boners..

So good on Tana Mongeau for tricking some dumb girl looking for her purpose and soul through IG photos followers after a stint at Disney, to put her name on the map…leverage those connections yo…

I prefer better lesbian porn with vagina smearing on each other.

Here is the YOUTUBE KISS CLICKBAIT VIDEO – NAUGHTY..

Here’s a bonus of her in her bikini top..

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2017

Nov

Alexis Ren Crop Top Tits of the Day

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Alexis Ren is almost an interesting social experiment, but she’s not that interesting…she’s actually pretty boring in her quest for fame, basic even, obvious, typical, maintream, suburban…nothing stimulating or exciting at all…but interesting because she had a huge amount of followers being a hot chick on the beach, but that wasn’t enough for her, she didn’t want to keep playing the cute girl on instagram, she wanted to be the sexual deviant porn chick who doesn’t do porn on instagram and she got some big fake tits and a hard looking face and she’s not even 25 yet…

So instead of just riding the beach girl, polarizing it as high end and luxury, where she would keep traveling the world…she became what looks like a typical sugar baby…

I don’t really think that was the right approach, because bolt on tits aren’t hot….and these whorish whoring is what all the girls are doing, but this one had the followers those other ones are trying to get, why the fuck didn’t she spin it to make 10 million a year…instead she’s probably still making money, but not 10 million a year, but instead she went for the quick likes cuz dudes like tits…it’s weird…

She’s on Vacation in a bikini…..

Pics With Less Clothing:

Here she is in another Crop Top street walking…

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2017

Nov

Josephine Skriver Butt Shot of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the first model to openly admit she was created in a lab and that she is a reptilian humanoid, designed from designer DNA and tweaking that worked…most of these reptilians don’t admit that they are reptilians and just work their way through the media and entertainment industry cashing in and manipulating their way to the top in unexplained ways…while this one is like “Victoria’s Secret hired my dad to make me and look at my ass now, it’s perfect, that’s great DNA”…

I’m just wondering when the science behind it collapses and she ends up with weird genetic disorders…it’ll happen..that’s what happens when you play god…but at least we’ll have her legacy of model butt shots…

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2017

Nov

Sofia Richie In A Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie is some annoying, young, fame whore, attention seeker, who I assume has all kinds of issues, because every rich kid I have ever met ever has so many issues, whether it is drugs, heroin, sex addiction, fame addiction, attention addiction, being a pain in the ass so that daddy either notices them or keeps buying them things, manipulative, lazy, entitled….very little good comes from being a rich kid. It’s not their fault really, I mean I usually blame people and not their upbringing for them being assholes, but when you’re from LA, it’s just sort of how it is and people don’t just accept it, they pay attention, they follow, they watch, they care….because people are depressing, sad and pathetic…

The reality is, I should not be posting pics of Sofia Richie…she doesn’t do anything, she doesn’t matter. She is clickbait…but because she’s in a bikini and hanging out with the Kardashian dad, it’s news, it matters, the paparazzi were there for her to spread her young half black ass out for them….and that alone is how I got lured in…and I don’t even find her hot, she looks dumpy to me…yet I am still posting it and that is what is wrong with the world…you are all compelled to look at nonsense if it is in a bikini all because her dad has a bunch of hit songs…even though you don’t give a fuck what her dad is onto…it’s weird…but bikini pics are always worth our time..even when they aren’t worth shit…other than a really large inheritance thanks to being the real daughter no the crack baby they found in the trash out of a concert they named Nicole…

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