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2017

16

Oct

Josephine Skriver Does Instagram of the Day

The most interesting thing about Josephine Skriver is that when she came to NYC she was a Virgin and ended up dating some dude who has fucked countless models before her…for whatever reason they are drawn to him or something…and for whatever reasons she figured while in NYC working for a huge brand, she might as well make her first virgin losing time one that counts because it comes with AIDS. It’s not a death sentence…

Assuming she can get aids, which is possible she can’t because the other interesting thing about Josephine Skriver is that she’s a robot, or humanoid, created in a lab in the Netherlands by a homosexual biologist and his lesbian friend, in some crafting the perfect designer human in a test tube and I think it’s safe to say – they succeeded…this girl is MINT. Extra. The Good Good.

This is her Raiders Promotion while in Nashville, since Nashville is trendy now…

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2017

16

Oct

Larissa Hofmann Titty of the Day

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Larissa Hofmann sounds Jewish…. but I bet most of the girls at your Jewish studies group don’t look like this….and that most of the girls in your Jewish studies group aren’t underwear models…or getting all naked but then again, it’s very possible that not all Hoffmann’s are Jewish..and that some are Germans…who tried to exterminate the Jews 70 years ago…and that maybe, just maybe I am generalizing about Jewish Studies groups, if that is even a thing, and that there are in fact babes and bikini models, especially if that Jewish studies group is based in LA, because all these Jewish execs have imported models as their wives, and all the Jewish girls with rich parents back home who look good, like Nicola Peltz and other Jewish girls, are able to afford the instagram model life thanks to trust funds…and not ever having to actualy work…while getting naked is just good marketing.

WHO KNOWS….she’s naked, not all that hot, but you can see pubic hair in the pool pic and that matters…

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2017

16

Oct

Bella Thorne Erotica of the Day

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I was sick in bed, aids or scurvy, with a stolen Netflix account, that I accidentally used for media manipulator Bella Thorne’s new movie The Baby Sitter, where she plays a cheerleader who complains about her tit and nipples for half the movie, the other half of her role includes her french kissing some Australian slut, in what is not erotic or hot, but that is something I watched and thought…talentless or not..girl’s figured out some kind of scam that allows her to make the fucking money because kids are dumber and dumber these days and pretty much buy into anything….while old dudes like me who are out of touch and not relevant or in the Bella Thorne scene can still feel part of the movement by watching her half nakedness…because it adds to her follower number…which adds to her earnings…which is all tactical these clever fucks know the hustle better than the decision makers at brands and are all cashing in….they are all into making viral video songs that kids are buying on itunes to support makinb them all the more richer..it’s a wild DIY world we live in and good on these kids for watching celebs and thinking “I can do that on my own, fuck the creeper exec, I got this”….I could never pull it off, but I like that a whole group of psychopaths with Bieber haircuts did….you know get your dirty hand out of the pocket pervert exec manipulating young talent to think they need you when they don’t…they have social media and you need them to keep on earning…you shitty humans….

That aid she was in a bikini…and it was ok….if you like busty young tight bodies with tranny faces…which apparently I do.

Here’s that face..

Some Toplessness

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2017

16

Oct

Naked Fat Woman in the Bar and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman in Grocery Store Spraying her Pussy with Perfume

Quickie at the Train Station

Girls Caught Shoplifting Trash Store and Get Beat by Security

Mad Wife at Mistress

Weirdest Church Ever

Meth Head of the Day

2 Legged Cow

Octopus and the Coconut

Street Dog Pisses on a Dude

Driver VS Motorcyclist

Uncensored Naked Tourist

Police Dog WOn’t Let Go of the Dude’s Arm

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2017

16

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Most Mondays, not that I work, or ever have the “Mondays”, remind me of a when a whore fingers your ass on a 50 dollar blowjob while having a stage 4 hemorrhoid flare up, because that fucker never seems to away…a combination of painful, shitty, but good to be here to share such great stories with you…

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Rob Schneider was Sexually Assaulted by a Director – pussy
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Some Dude Named Hapton Brnadon Hit by a Car in a PR Stunt
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Pussy Cat Dolls Were a Prostitution Ring
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Beyonce Slutting Out
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Sophie Turner and Joe Joans are Engaged
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Katy Perry Loves Lesbians
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Weird Nerd Sculpture of the Day
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Restoring Cuba’s Vintage Neon Signs – Cool
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Man Wrecks Bike
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2017

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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New tactic in pussy wrangling – Telling a girl she has a great pussy even if you have never seen it…especially if you have never seen it… to which she will say “but you’ve never seen it” to which you say…well If you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all…to which she will show you her pussy

It’s October 13, Friday the 13, don’t go out there and get killed by a slasher killer…or be the slasher killer…focus on the good and that good is that it is No Bra Day…so just look at the tits, don’t try to cut them off..

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Janice Dickinson’s New Face
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Drake is Fucking Bella Hadid
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Dakota Fanning THigh
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Tom DeLonge VS the UFOs
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Blake Lively Was Raped by a Make-up Artist
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Emma Stone is Garbage
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Kristen Bell Whore
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Steering with Your Feet
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Marnie Simpson Nipples..
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Tara Reid’s Got them Big Tits On
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Ariel Winter Making Out in the Grocery Store….
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Mail Being Deleivered in Burned Out California
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Victoria Beckham Hard Nipples…
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Lindsay Pelas Huge Tits..
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Bella Thorne is a Garbage Crackwhore
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Dove Cameron is Promoting Some Shit…
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Scared Tourist….on a Glass Walkway.
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Soap Star Slap…
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The Gayest Video of a Half Naked Man Bench Pressing
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Cindy Crawford Butt Shot of the Day
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Adam Savage Does Incognito Comicon
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Tarantino Claims He Knew Nothing About Weinstein’s Rape
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Sophie Turner of Red Hair
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Pictures of Girls
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Chrissy Teigen is a Whore Who Hates Rape
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Kate Bosworth is an Angel of the Day
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Why is it Hard to Cure Cancer….
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Eva Longoria is Dog Shit – But She Has Cleavage
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Jennifer Garner will Forever Defend Ben Affleck the Drunk Coke Pervert
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Fist in the Cunt
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Huge Tits on some Jenny McClain Big Tits..
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Huge Tits on a Boat
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The Asian Amazon
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Naked Vanessa
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Actress Laura Bach Sucking Dick
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Blandine Bury Naked in a Movie
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Disgusting Porn Chick of the Day
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Hot Tumblr Slut of the Day
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Flopppy Amateur Tits
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Mean Midgets
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Slutty Selfies!
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The Topless Russian with Big Tits Hitting a Pole
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Nice Skinny Tits
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Nice Skinny Girl with the Meaty Pussy
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2017

13

Oct

Top 20 SFW Cam Girls of the Week Part 10 of the Day

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Every Week We Compile the Best SFW Clips we find of girls on webcam, because girls on webcam are everything….

I don’t nextflix and chill, I MyFreeCam and die a fall in love over and over and over because these girls are so fucking hot, fun and amazing…

The webcam is one of man’s greatest inventions….allowing enterprising young hot chicks to make a living by letting people like me into their homes to experience their creative genius, their sense of humor, their personality, their dance moves, their sticking butt plugs in….

For a Voyeur pervert into hot chicks…who let me watch them…it’s my everything…and the women who are on webcam are the best thing to happen in modern times….they are engaging, funny, talented and awesome sales pitches and cockteasers…who always end up giving it up for all of us perverts to collectively jerk off to them..and they seem to fucking love it.

It’s a genius thing…I can’t think of anything better and that’s why I want to showcase these girls for more than just their getting naked, but for all the fun and silly, and quirky and hot things they do on their own personal TV shows…

And the best thing about it, is you can see these girls naked.

TO SEE THESE BABES AND OTHER AMAZING BABES – LIKE SERIOUSLY AMAZING BABES – GET NAKED AND MASTURBATE WHILE OTHER DUDES TIP THEM FOR YOU
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2017

13

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Erotica of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp zooming in on her mouth is the most spooky and erotic video you’ll see all year, or at least all day, or at least the most spooky and erotic thing I’ll see all Day because I hate the internet and I feel it has peaked with this and I will go spend the rest of my day looking at the wall…

Big fan of this celebrity kid, she’s got a little more attitude, a little more entitlement, a little less shameless self promotion because her parents are actually established and not reality stars, so she’s better that the other promo model cunts…

I also like her alien head, it’s the best there is…I have fantasies of her crawling out of my wife’s fat stomach, leading her for dead….like an alien parasite before probing me the way an alien should…threesomes never been so hot…

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2017

13

Oct

Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has super heroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be to pass the casting couch in my mind – instead of bringing them up to my hotel rooms, I look at their pics and instead of making them a life and career I post their pics some magazine took of them to 12 people like it matters which is doesn’t…but I am Harvey Weinsten in my head, now let me jerk off in some plants…

That said Krysten Ritter may be older, boring, but exists…and is skinny so celebrate it….in this magazine

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2017

13

Oct

Madison Beer Working it for the Paparazzi of the Day

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Madison Beer is a barely famous, but followed, because she fucked Bieber when she was under age after her mom whored her out to the internet for all the perverts, like Bieber to see….and stare at her natural talented tits…they do all kinds of tricks like backflips and tap dancing…and song and dance…or maybe just get pushed up in a push up bra for the paparazzi because the paparazzi are part of her marketing strategy…as they should be because tits less exciting have made it further…and tits on a young frame deserve all they can get…I am a believer…in whatever cheesy, nonsense attention seeking this is…because of them young tits.

I like all her make-up Countouring – face making like a real instagram whore…I prefer the camera dude with the moustache…