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2017

01

Sep

Jaime King for Galore of the Day

Jaime King is an annoying self involved twat who was once a heroin addict model in NYC during a time when her photographer boyfriend died of a heroin overdose…and who turned into a relevant actress…or relevant enough actress, how the fuck did that happen…but it did….

Well, she’s in a magazine in a bikini in her mid 30s, not as hot as her heroin tits topless in the late 90s, but some people don’t give up, like this one,…not giving up…so let’s post their pics because what the fuck else am I doing today..

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2017

01

Sep

Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Bella Thorne never ending stream of her life because girl is so hooked to fame, attention to herself, being the star of her show, that she runs and directs and stars in like a Mel Gibson movie you can jerk off to, while designed to feed her ego..

It’s just a weird fucking social experiment, some JennyCam shit, only the 2017 version where everyone can do it….so weird….but I like it…even when she jacking up her pimple face..

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2017

01

Sep

Stephanie Seymour Naked of the Day

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Stephanie Seymour is naked in some magazine in 2017, like it was the 90s when she was breaking up Guns and Roses…

It’s nice to see that she’s not out there fucking her son, like she has in the past, if you remember the pictures of him with a boner on the beach with her, you know because mom knows best….

She’s probably a destroyed emotionally, she’s probably been beat up on so many levels from the model rockstar life in the 90s, but it looks like her fake tits have survived…with the help of photoshop!!

GOOD TO KNOW!!

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2017

01

Sep

Clean Your Pee – Pass Your Drug Test – Don’t Let the Man Ruin Your Fun of the Day

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If you’re like Lance Armstrong, Maria Sharapova, Ben Johnson, The Entire Russian Olympic Team, any convicts on Parole, or kid with asshole parents, you’ll know that one of life’s great invasions of privacy, ruiner of cool, party stopper, downer, annoyance is social media, phones tracking your every move, the government parked outside your house in UPS vans….

IS drug testing….

Pee Testing…

Like let me pee in peace you DICK…Who the fuck’s business is it what any of us ingest, why are they trying to kill our buzz, ruin our fun….and for that reason alone we should protest…

No one….I repeat NO ONE…should stand between us and a good time…with our medicine that they for some reason deem to be “not medicine”….FASCISTS….

If you’re a rich kid in rehab, or trying to trick your parents, someone on parole, someone applying for some bullshit job where drug testing is a requirement / invasion of privacy, a pilot, or other person who have to do drug tests as part of their job…..

You have options…you don’t need to let anyone ruin your good time….and thanks to the people at DRUG TESTING SOLUTIONS

You don’t need to google things like “how long does Marijuana stay in my system”…or deal with the anxiety, which is straight up abusive, and should allow you to sue them for mental anguish….you have options…to pass, fake, protest but still do, the PEE test….you don’t need to get stopped or punished for just living your life dawg….

You don’t need to pay some pre-drug users for their pee…or buy it from some third party pee vendor…who steals his pee from the Old Folks home…you can use like;

1. Sub Solution Synthetic urine kit
2. Incognito Belt (synthetic urine on a belt)
3. Rescue Cleanse 32oz detox drink
4. Spike Additive ( Urine additive for instant tests)
5. Instant Clean Additive (urine additive for lab tests)

So don’t let the MAN…or anyone oppress you…play the system, by winning the system, gaming the system…with the help of these things!

More HERE

Here are some drunk girls peeing to celebrate CLEAN PEE!!

Everyone PEES…even Miley!!

MORE! PEEING! GIRLS!

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2017

01

Sep

Ariel Winter Twerk of the Day

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Ariel Winter posted a weird twerk in short shorts, because I guess this is what all the girls are wearing, even the fat ones, even the famous ones, even the disconnected and confused because they were sold at a young age and lost any soul they could have had…and only know how to hate themselves, and dancing monkey their damn selves, because that’s just the way it is…

So if seeing a weird neckless girl with a shitty ass twerk….here is the fucking dream come true…

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2017

01

Sep

Kristen Stewart for Chanel of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is such an identity crisis lesbian – trying to figure it all out – while dressing like Sam Ronson, and for those of you who don’t know who that is, she’s the Bieber look before Bieber…..but she’s the “lohan” in the relationship, and her hot famewhore Stella Maxwell Victoria’s Secret model, is the mooch leveraging the twilight fame….for her own agenda..like she’s Anne Heche because there’s always one lesbian with an agenda…the Amber Heard of the scissoring, and the other is the broken rich girl, confused, exploited and broken down by fame…

I never found her hot…but Chanel does….and did this fashion thing….that sucks….but she needs to keep up appearances now that she’s in a relationship with a super model…in lies all LIES…

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2017

01

Sep

Big Breast Model and Other Videos of the Day

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SEX ON THE ROCKS

Tattoo Artist Slips

Naked Man vs Taser

Nurse Screaming and Arrested for Refusing to Let Cop Take Blood

Drone Footage of Hurricane Harvey….

Bull Gets a Woman..

Deliveryman Jumped by 3 Teens

Bee Beard of the Day

Arrest of a Drug Dealer

Naked Violinist

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS

2017

01

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s something pretty shitty about losing my cellphone and searching the shitty apartment for it for over an hour…only to find it stuck to my wife’s asshole when I had to help her wipe…

I like to try to convince myself that it is a good luck charm, or that it’s a sign of things can’t get any worse so it’s all rainbows and pastures filled with naked girls from here, but then she farts…as I am pulling my phone out of her ass and I realize that no, it is in fact a prison, or a terrible joke….let’s go with terrible joke.

Here are some morning links….in the morning…

Lord of the Flies Remake is about a Bunch of Girls Stuck on a Deserted Island Trying to Make Solar / Wind and Fire Power to Charge their Cellphones so that they can take Deserted Island beach selfies all day until they are forced to eat each other, but don’t because they are raw vegan, so instead just eat sand….a diet they vlog about so everyone knows just how good remittent fasting is, and how good a detox being stranded on an island is, and OMG you can see my abs this is so great…good times.
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Chuck D vs Flavor Flav – Who Cares
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Netflix Series on a man at a Dodgers Game who Killed a 16 Year Old Girl
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J.Lo in a Magazine
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Cuban Kim K is a criminal….
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Hot Sluts By the Pool
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Kim K on feminism
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Cool Glass Sculptures
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Six Million Dollar Man – DEAD
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2017

01

Sep

Vaping Has Gone High Tech of the Day

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You don’t need to be jizzing your pants for the new iPhone 8 this month, you know fighting in line with people over getting an overpriced pocket computer that is linked up to a centralized system and that allows you to use apps that track your every move, your every word, and even turn on your camera and track your every awkward moment, both at your discretion and behind your damn back, in what must be efforts of population control and creating a militarized nation of drones…some post or I guess pre apocalyptic shit…

Because Technology can be used for good…like in the vaping world…a world that has taken both the nicotine and marijuana smokers by storm..you know smoking out of papers that’s your grandpappy’s method…the future is here, the future is now, and thanks to people like CLOUDIOUS9 the future is their HYDROLOGY9…..

From their site:

Painstaking attention to detail is the hallmark of the Cloudious9 product design philosophy. Everything from the mouthpiece to the bottom chamber cover is the result of countless revisions and optimization of user experience. Every shape and material used has its reason, and all of the reasons are aimed toward a brand new user experience.

Some Features:

-Liquid Filtration Reinvented with “Tunnel Tube” Bulit-in Water Filtration System.
-Mouthpiece & Magnetic Cover
-Borosilicate Glass Body
-Large porcelaine container
-Even Heat Distribution
-Chip controlled temperature integrity maintenance features

So get yours now, don’t wait in line for the wrong TECH device, get the RIGHT one…without the wait…to be the coolest motherfucker on your block..like these cool cats getting down with their CLOUDIOUS9 in these pics…

GET YOURS NOW HERE JOIN THE REVOLUTION!!!!

Posted in:Features|SFW

2017

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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As much as I like all girls in yoga pants, even the fat ones who don’t know they are fat, because fat doesn’t exist in this era of inclusion, in fact pre-mature death is celebrated with brand deals and modeling contracts, I will never go to a yoga class.

As much as I like all girls who are flexible and able to eat their own assholes, I will never go to a yoga class..

As much as I like hearing stories of all the moms queefing in yoga class, and I love queefing, it always makes me laugh, I will never go to a yoga class…even though I think I would love all the overly relaxed asshole smells…

But I will watch the youtube videos for over 4 hours…apparently…because that’s what I did all night…

Here are some stepLINKS….of the Day…

Kendall Jenner is Ditching the VS Fashion Show
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Kate Hudson Cleavage
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The Cash You Ousside Girl Has a Rap Song Because Of Course She Does…
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Neon in Texas
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Heating Up the Hot Tub with 50 Pounds of Red Hot Steel
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kristen steward is really hot if you like fucking Justin Beiber.
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Izabel Goulart at Event for Rich People….who Like Models in their 40s
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OMG OMG OMG BRITNEY SPEARS NO MAKE-UP – YOU’ll BELIEVE IT…..No Wait…You’ll Believe it…don’t bother clicking this one…
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The Worst Video Ever Made – EVER – Featuring Metallica in Every Genre by Some Asshole Who Should be Murdered..
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Koala Rescue of the Day
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Ariel Winter Fat
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Slutty Butt Shot Selfie by Some Whore
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Tornado VS Village
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Hailey Baldwin is the Worst Jesus Freak Ever
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Jerk Off to Mariah Carey’s Closet…Looking Like a Catcher’s Mit..
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Hard Nipples of the Day
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Titty Play Video
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H&M Fitting Room Sex
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Top 10 Sex Positions….
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Monster Tits
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More Monster Tits
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Queefing in the Cam Show
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Joan Smalls Nipple
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Nicki Minaj Cameltoe
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Slutty Selfies!
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Couple Beach Sex
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Big Tits on the ATV
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Trans Porn Star of the Day
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