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2024

Oct

Charli XCX Spitting Like a Porn Bitch of the Day

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Charli XCX is some manufactured bullshit UK popstar who has been trying to get famous for a long fucking time. In the beginning she was in the USA touring malls and night clubs with her tits out before proving herself to the Satanic machine the music industry answers to, having them consider her one of their own so they decided to allow her to be famous and a representative and money maker for them.

In being a trashy attention seeking pop piece of shit designed to manipulate the minds of the youth, so that in generations from now, they’ll be even more depraved then the mainstream-ification of pushing an ONLYFANS…and as a man who likes looking at sluts while having no respect for sluts…that’s probably a good thing for me, just not for society as a whole…but who cares about society as a whole, or our social contract, it’s about MY immediate needs and wants.

Anyway, with the popularity of porn and porn chicks, they’ve decided that that only way to complete in the mainstream is to make their pop stars porn chicks too, so we’ve got Charli XCX doing a “spit on a dick” kind of thing that that HAWK TUAH girl got famous for referencing, which in and of itself is even weirder than Charli XCXs rise to the top that was slow and steady….

I find spitting disgusting, in porn, in life, while having a smoke outside an AA meeting….so this is vile to me….and why I am posting it.

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2024

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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One of the funniest social interactions or social hooks that has happened with the internet destroying the minds of most people and turning them in full blown gay rtarts.

Far more retarded than they ever were, especially when watching themselves talking on their camera phones, like anything they have to say is interesting….

So other than these half retards talking to their phones in some state of retard bliss ..the best development in social settings is women who think it’s offensive when a man tells them to smile.

If the Sears photographer still existed, he’d be scared….DON’T TELL ME TO SMILE MISTER…WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MISTER….

It’s part of some feminist agenda bullshit that for some reason went viral. One ugly lesbian whined about it on reddit and like dominos it went viral.

Now every self respecting women has tactics to deal with men who tell them to SMILE.

There are reddit groups where women discuss how to deal with being told to smile by men….they have strategies to deal with this shit…

It’s some MANSPLAINING seen as anti feminist and demeaning…HOW DARE YOU TELL ME HOW TO PRESENT MY SCOWLING CUNT FACE…

They feel it is setting their movement back or some shit….like it is more misogynistic than cat calling, complementing tits, staring at cameltoe, raping or at the very least grabbing them by the pussy….it’s even worse than calling the whore a whore…

So these self producing OF creators, with their dicks in their asses don’t want to be told to smile….even though smiling more is proven to chemically improve your mood,
life and the moods and life of people around you….MAYBE it’s good advice, something a dad would pass onto his daughter to help her have her best life.

It’s a wild world, because telling a girl to smile is problematic….

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2024

Oct

On/Off Friday Flashers of the Day

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As a pervert who likes to envision every chick I see naked, even the fatties.

The On/Off concept is like my bible, that gives me what I want without any effort at all.

It’s like these women take it upon themselves to say “I know people want to see what we look like naked, so let’s give it them”…

We have no relationship with these chicks, we’ve never met them, we’ve never asked them or begged them for a nude..

There’s been no manipulation or grooming, which make them a little more boring since there’s no skin in the game….but there’s SKIN and that’s good enough.

There’s been no drunken texts to the girl at the bar, or to a co-worker where you’re like “you’re really pretty, can I see your spread asshole because I am jerking off and the clothing you wear to the office prevents that”….

It’s just “HERE YOU FUCKING GO”….cheap, meaningless, empty nudity….that we don’t have to work for.

GREAT TIMES.

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2024

Oct

Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

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Here’s Sara Sampaio showing off her pussy in tight pants under the guise that it is a fitness video…

Because you know these girls just want you to see them doing fitness for no reason other than showing off their pussies.

Otherwise they would keep that shit to themselves, like they do with everything else that they do when they are top level Victoria’s Secret models who are trying to make it in Hollywood by MAKING IT with Jack Nicholson’s son.

It’s ALL so calculated…

Now, I’ve never found the fisherman’s daughter from Portugal very hot, she was always the VS model I didn’t really understand how she snuck in and a decade later, she’s equally not that hot…BUT…with the power of perversion and the power of the internet making these high paid models low level instagram trash crying for attenion…I WILL STARE at her pussy in her fitness video, since it’s a pussy, and in the current climate we’re at risk of losing pussy for all the dudes who decided they’ll be better at being chicks than chicks…like GISELE.

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2024

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is a very distinct difference between the tranny that works at the McDonalds window who is a total asshole dude probably on estrogren, rocking long hair and bad make-up and no tits, looking like a halloween costume gone wrong.full Adam’s apple in cosplay acting like it’s on its period becuase it works at McDonalds instead of being at home on disability watching ANIME or doing other nerd shit like scrolling reddit with its peers….and a tranny prostitute who is committed to giving you closet cases a tranny experience to jerk off to until realizing that you love cock….

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2024

Oct

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

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Jessica Alba is one of those Mexicans who never really promoted being Mexican until it was good for business.

She was probably human trafficked over the border, but she is excited about her experience from her abusers because of the wonderful life they allowed her to have.

From sex worker to celebrity, she climbed the ranks and didn’t end up dead like the other people they human traffic and condition to do what they need them to do.

In being loyal to her abusers, she’s decided to get political and push people to vote, probably for a specific party like she was Taylor Swift, because if it was for the other party she’d be cancelled by her handlers.

I don’t care about politics, I am Canadian.

I just think celebrities not realizing that people don’t care about celebrities and thus they don’t care about what celebrities think about politics, since celebrities are rich as shit and live a delusional life in their mansions that they cry about social issues like climate change, while using more energy for their big homes and private jets that many people combined….and their virtue signalling goes deeper and deeper into unbelievable while knowing that they don’t interact with poor people, they’re fucking snobs in their island of snobery.

So the point is, Alba old and out of touch is trying to get Latinas on her side, while barely being a Latina, or ever really endorsing that until it become a marketing angle for a soulless attention seeking flesh puppet designed to flip flop wherever the opportunity lies while having zero loyalty to anyone because they are empty…

If anything, I would find this Latina cosplay offensive. Where the girl has put on more of a tan than she normally has but worse…HOOP EARINGS and a VOTE chain like she’s dressing as a CHOLA on Halloween because she’s so out of touch.

This is so fucking TRANSPARENT and I can’t imagine anyone falls for this shit, which makes it funnier to see them trying to pull it off like it was 20 years ago when Celebrity mattered….

To make it even better her DNA says she’s not even Mexican or Latina – making this actually RACIST:

Alba’s global admixture was 72.7% European, 22.5% East Asian and Native American, 2% Sub-Saharan African, 0.3% Middle Eastern and North African, 0.1% South Asian and 2.4% “No Match”

Where is the LATINA blood you fucking joker….

All this to say, you’d still jerk off on her face if you could…and I know that because some of you will literally jerk off onto a picture of her face you either print or pull up on your phone that’s easy to clean due to it’s touch screen glass surface.

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2024

Oct

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is just coming off a cheesy ad that is getting hype because it includes her in the bath by a brand who once advertised here but never came back because I guess they don’t like our jokes…pussies.

She’s also coming off a year of hype after about 5 years of being naked in various TV shows and movies, in efforts to really become a household name that all generations, including the Hollywood hating Gen Z can align with…through the collective enjoyment of her exposed big tits…

In a divided world, I think Sweeney’s figured out how to bring us all together, or at least to get us all to come together, because we seem to become retarded pacifist dopes when we are exposed to the tits she’s offering us.

Glamour Magazine has named her the woman of the year, probably because of her tits doing humanitarian work…or maybe they consider important women those who show their big tits for attention and who get that attention.

I feel like there could be MORE important woman out there, but they just aren’t as clickbait oriented to get the ad dollars in, so fuck them, let’s celebrate the tit.

TITS:

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2024

Oct

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

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Paige Spiranac apparently makes 1,000,000 dollars a month on her exclusive content platform that she’s not allowed to get naked on.

That’s 1,000,000 dollars being robbed from the lonely and/or pathetic pervert, which makes me sad.

Even if some of her subscribers are rich married dudes, the fact that they are paying for this kind of thing also makes me sad.

It’s like get some testosterone and be a man, paying a woman for pictures they don’t get naked in is SERIOUS cuck shit.

ALSO, all this shit gets leaked to the internet, so if anything, put in 1 dollar with 100 dudes, 10 cents with 1000 dudes, to sign up to her shit and ROBIN HOOD that shit for the rest of us.

Make a big titty instagram bitch who whores herself out while trying to maintain a mainstream appeal to brands 100 dollars from 1 subscriber a month….and get these people going back to giving it away for free when trying to get noticed on instagram amongst the other whores.

These paying subscribers are complicating the whole dynamic of whores whoring on instagram….

PLUS she doesn’t even get naked, that’s like buying a Pizza that is just a can of tomato sauce….you know WE NEED THE CRUSTY CUNT and CHEESY NIPS bitch.

Feeling herself up for money doesn’t cut it, but at least it establishes who she is and paints a CLEAR picture of her soulless whore flawed character.

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2024

Oct

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

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Margaret Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s daugther, so you know her working her way through the industry was one with a lot of road blocks, lots of struggles and lots of dick sucks just to pay her rent to get to those auditions that weren’t being handed to her, you know since it’s way more difficult when you have to live up to your mother’s name, people actually discriminate you and no favors are handed out….

I’m all for nepotism….

This Qualley was apparently raised in Asheville, which is unfortunately being destroyed for their Quartz and Lithium mines by the MACHINE that doesn’t care about you, you useless breather. You just fund the whole operation. It’s a fucking tragedy.

I don’t know how down to earth and wholesome or country this Qualley is, but she did go to school in North Carolina, so it adds to her appeal as a celebrity rich kid. Which is a fetish of mine. The LA rich kids are the fucking worst kind of creatures you’d like to hate while jerking off to them…knowing exactly how garbage they are.

Anyway, she’s tall and skinny, which makes her hot to begin with, at least to perverts like me. The girl doesn’t need a rocking or beautiful face when she’s got that kind of body….

So in her new movie where she plays some growth that comes out of an old as shit Demi Moore, who makes a deal with some scientist to have a younger and more beautiful version of her crawl out of her and exist with her for 7 days on and old Demi exits the 7 days off, but obviously the hot young thing takes over and disgustingness happens.

I saw the movie illegally, it’s alright, kinda a rip off of other movies we’ve seen, but nothing’s original so the good news is that Qualley is naked in it, she’s apparently in prosthetic tits, and they balance out her body in a way that makes it better.

So she’s hot in an ugly kind of way….check it out since I haven’t already posted it.

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2024

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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There’s some conspiracies that the alien takeover is actually through parasites and parasites are spread through shit….so the best way for the mind controlling aliens to get into your brain in through the asshole.

Since the aliens are at the top of the food chain and have the ability to manipulate the slave class of retards like us through media, entertainment, social media, brand marketing, etc.

So they have decided to celebrate the asshole over the last 20 years, turning everyone gay or into eating asshole, which in the 90s was seen as a dirty thing to do…because people didn’t want to eat shit…and today it’s a first date activity.

To make the asshole more desirable, as the window to the soul, they’ve developed un inefficient panty, the THONG, which even I have a fetish for…which barely covers the asshole…which you’d think is something you’d want in a panty.

Here are asshole spreaders in their thong showing off assholes for the parasite spreading they want so bad…

It may be a conspiracy, but it’s a fun conspiracy, since assholes are exciting behind thongs!