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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Oct

Ariel Winter Gets Hot and Bothered in the Grocery Store of the Day

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Fat chick Ariel Winter is pretending to workout – but as soon as she’s done she hops or waddles over to her most favorite place in the world…the Grocery Store…where she stocks up on all the things that keep her fat despite working out…in what should logically be a place she doesn’t go ever…because she’s can’t fucking handle it…just look at those leggings they are about to IMPLODE…

And she clearly fucking loves it…pussy wet with all the choices she’s got….

When looking at her I always wonder why people give a fuck about her, then I remember she’s on the hottest show on TV, not that people watch TV, but it still seems important, and people have watched her grow up, like she’s some Jennifer Aniston…but way sloppier, which I guess is more current, since all these bitches are sloppy now..

WHO KNOWS…it HAPPENED…and you’ll like how her leggings hug her chubby girl pussy…BUT WHERE IS HER NECK!

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2017

Oct

Paige VanZant at 115 Lbs Topless of the Day

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Paige VanZant is an MMA fighter, I don’t watch MMA because I find half naked dude on dude one of the gayest things to watch, the beating of each other just adds to the gayness, like a gay guy with a prison rape fantasy so hard he gets himself arrested, only gayer because the gay dudes watching UFC don’t even know they are gay, they just know they are charged, excited and loving the “technique of the fight”…while the ring girls, who are really trashy Vegas strippers are just used as bait to masturabte to…you know…

Then they package these other girls, who got into fighting because their boyfriends loved it so much it was the only way they’d get fucked…and little killers like this Paige VanZant exist, make money and post hot topless weigh-in pics….at 115 instead of 125 because why not challenge yourself. I’ve seen Karate Kid and this shit is about Discipline..

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2017

Oct

Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is an ex Victoria’s Secret girl, long forgotten, no one gives a fuck about her, because she’s no longer getting the press that she was for the 5 years she worked with them, but she made a lot of money and I guess sometimes that’s good enough, unless you get comfortable making that kind of money and think that it will last forever, when clearly it doesn’t…

Forcing her to prostitute herself in other ways…like for a Jewelry line or whatever Greek thing she’s up to that I can say with certainty comes with olive oil lubed anal.

That point of my story is that this tall, thin, polish girl with the polish face is looking long and lean in a bikini, but old…I see it in her neck…it happens..maybe thats why Victoria’s Secret threw her out…she’s 33 and you can tell…wait that’s not the point of my story.

The point of my story is that a guy I know knew her before she booked Victoria’s Secret, said she was pretty ok, until she booked Victoria’s Secret and she became a diva cunt…as you’d expect when someone hits as big as they’ll ever hit…when they hit it…no humble here…no no.

Some Videos…

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2017

Oct

Wife Kicks Out Husband’s Hotter Mistress Butt Naked and Other Videos of the Day

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Angelic Pole Dancer

Pervert Sneaks into Rehab Center to Masturbate

Cooking Naked – The Pumpkin Spice Latte

Midget Stripper at an Office Party

Guy on Bicycle on the Freeway at Night

Store Owner Opens Fire on Robber

Girl Pulls Gun on Boyfriend After Finding panties in his Bed

Dogs Caught Chewing Underwear

Woman Runs Naked in Paraguay

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it so difficult to convince girls to send me videos of them boning the random guys they film themselves boning – because apparently they film it for the dude and don’t even keep a copy of it – which I guess makes sense, girls want to be what the guy they fuck jerks off to and assume that if he has them sucking his dick – that’s all it takes to get him off the porno…but the question that concerns me most is why am I not on the BCC…How difficult would it really be to accidentally sent it to me…NOT very difficult at all.

That said, it’s not about the vagina today, it’s about Nation No Bra day, in an era where everyone under 25 doesn’t wear bras…that doesn’t mean much, but old Sally in Accounting with the tits she’s tucking into her girdle may be something good to jerk off to today…real good.

JERKS everywhere TRYING To bring me down.

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My Friend Dahmer…looks Good
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Gaming in East Germany
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Ariel Winter Workout
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Star Wars Vaccuum Cleaner
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Seth Rogan Trolls Donald Trump Jr
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Building a 7500 Piece Lego Star Wars Ship Because You’re a Virgin weirdo
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Kristen Bell Little Tits
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2017

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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All relationships suck when you can’t fuck other people…unless you’re like the old guy at the grocery store who was with a 6 foot tall dark haired woman in a mini skirt and what must have been a Chanel power suit, like some Jackie O but more Mail Order…and as she towered over him….at the cash…I saw her pick up the bags, in her heels and carry them all out to their luxury car and I thought…now that is LOVE…real fucking love…what are all these movies trying to prove what love is…when it’s right there in front of us…

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Braless Rosario Dawson
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Christina Applegate Removes Vagina
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James Vanderbeek mad at Execs who Tried for Fuck Him…
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Liz Hurley Tight Dress HOOKER
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Mary Kate Olsen Lookin’ Hot – Statuesque
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Avril Lavigne Panties
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73 Questions with Star Wars Slut
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Margot Robbie Hard Nipples
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Arctic Foxes Destroy the Camera
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Devon Aoki in a Dress
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Brad Pitt Standing up to Harvey Weinstein is the Dumbest Story Ever…
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Margot Robbie in Vinyl Pants
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Alec Baldwin Brawling
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Rape Joke of the Day
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Every Bitch Cashing in on Weinstein – including Cara Delevigne the Dyke
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Mexican Soap Star Slaps Reporter
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Pixie Lott – See Through to Granny Panty
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People Still Like Paris Hilton
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Mandy Moore Old Lady Big Cleavage
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Random Model of the Day
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Armie Hammer Dancing
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Airbus Hard Crosswind Land
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Sophie Richie Stomach
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Chrissy Teigen Disgusting BUT the Sloppy Tits are Ok
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Meli X naked ballerina
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Cassie Becker – Hot Slut
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2017

Oct

Kate Upton’s Topless Bikini Shoot Fall of the Day

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Kate Upton has been working out for the last 3 years to fit into a bikini again, despite having a dumpy, even gross, sloppy tit body that America fucking loves…

So SI need the clickbait and brought the broad back back to the beach, where they had her stand on something she fell the fuck off, only for the 40 person production team, because it takes a team to make shitty played out photoshoots, of shitty played out bitches, look good…and no nipples were flashed in the making of this publicity stunt the paid paparazzzi put out…because that’s not in her contract…she’s Hollywood now..

Dumb. Yes..her butt unimpressive. Yes. All this shit doesn’t matter. Totally.

She’s so fancy and rich and famous now…isn’t she…

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2017

Oct

Alexis Ren for SI because SI needs Clickbait as they Become Softcore Porn of the Day

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I guess BOLT ON TITS on a trashy, lame, cheesy, clickbait from instagram is the look SI is going for thanks to her 11 Million followers they hope will care…the youngins that don’t give a fuck about SI…since SI Swim is for old people…and they don’t like admitting that as they scramble to understand that they are irrelevant as any and all girls can post bikini pics that look as good as their photoshoots and they do – everyday – without some lame magazine with outdated uninteresting cunts in it…all SI does is give these shameless whores a stamp of approval no one cares about but them…to feel less whorey, even though they are whores…

But I guess when trying to be relevant and sell ads…you need eyeballs, to make some noise, last year they used that fat bitch, now they are using whatever this is…and it’s all so lame..but I’m posting it to call it lame..since I don’t have a Swimsuit issue of my own…because I’m lazy.

I like how ghetto, ratchet they are trying to go…it’s funny…seeing publishing die…as I sink on the raft next to the cruise ship that is SI…

I mean this content is so lame and aggressive but this is the biggest day of her meaningless half naked bolt on tit life…and what’s the deal with the bolt on tits or SI allowing that in their mag, what is this shit a car calendar for Mechanics in the 90s…seriously…BUNK…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW|Videos

2017

Oct

Kirsten Dunst Panty Flash of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst will forever be the unshowered hipster celebrity with big tits on a skinny frame who was one heroin cigarette away from death….you know from Bring it on to all the independent shit that never featured her nipples….to falling the fuck off…while the only constant was her janky tooth, that I actually liked and appreciated most about her…

Well now she’s back, she’s working, she’s winning awards, she’s mattering…so why not flash your fucking panties..and that’s just what she did.

I still think she looks like she smells and that’s what I like best about her.

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2017

Oct

Nicola Peltz Ass Slap in a Thong of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the daughter of a billionaire who bought her a movie role on her 18th birthday as the new Megan Fox, I guess he found her hot, felt guilty of neglecting her as he made stupid money and for some reason, a reason we call rich people don’t need to work, she just never worked again….

But she maintained her social media feeds, and now a magazine wants her ass in a thong for Christmas because I guess she got her trust fund and can buy shit for herself now…because no one actually gives a fuck about this girl or is doing shoots with this girl…it’s a push not pull strategy.

She’s lookin’ like she’s got that good good mangled face…

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