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2017

12

Oct

Nicola Peltz Ass Slap in a Thong of the Day

Nicola Peltz is the daughter of a billionaire who bought her a movie role on her 18th birthday as the new Megan Fox, I guess he found her hot, felt guilty of neglecting her as he made stupid money and for some reason, a reason we call rich people don’t need to work, she just never worked again….

But she maintained her social media feeds, and now a magazine wants her ass in a thong for Christmas because I guess she got her trust fund and can buy shit for herself now…because no one actually gives a fuck about this girl or is doing shoots with this girl…it’s a push not pull strategy.

She’s lookin’ like she’s got that good good mangled face…

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2017

12

Oct

Avril Lavigne Upskirt of the Day

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Here’s a Canadian Content moment from a Canadian based website and degenerate in his near 50s who remembers when Avril Lavigne was the Skater Girl looking for her Skater Boy in what was never hot, or even cute to me, because I don’t like girls who dress like boys who are girls…not even in this gender confused era of too many hormones in the food turned society into one gender….transgender…I found it creepy…but I know dudes who liked down girls who didn’t dress like strippers, in jeans and oversized t-shirts and sneakers not thigh high stripper boots, wearing men’s underwear or boxers not crotchless panties and it confused me…but she was seen as hot, a celebrity, made a ton of money and now she’s flashing her middle aged panties, no longer in Canada…still famous…not dead from Lyme Disease or the Shame of marrying Nickelback…and it’s not that exciting..who cares about Avril Lavigne..but it happened and it’s here..and now..

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2017

12

Oct

Rita Ora’s Full of Tit for Women Vagina Cancer as Opposed to Men Vagina Cancer #gender of the Day

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Rita Ora the Busty singer from the UK who was imported into America as a Rihanna replacement when Rihanna was potentially going to leave her label, some illuminati shit, where they bait and switch the girl, meaning Rita Ora could have been a huge fucking deal if the label chose to make her one, but didn’t need to, because they kept Rihanna, giving this one a good life, but an obscure life, unsure of who she is, what she does, why she’s in the media or on TV, because ultimately she’s a singer who has never sung a hit song…yet she gets the press of someone who does…

So Rita Ora…and her big tits, still uses the big tits to get out there and noticed, but this time she’s doing it for a vagina charity, grabbing her vagina not showing her vagina, in what I guess is for Cervical cancer because HPV does that to a trick.

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2017

12

Oct

Rosario Dawson Naked Selfie of the Day

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Rosario Dawson is irritating…

She was the slutty Teen in KIDS that Harmony Korine pulled out of some housing project her family were squatting at, and she turned into some bullshit celebrity brat who could afford all the cocaine while being a total cunt thanks to getting cast in movies, totally straying from the girl willing to get naked….

She was busty, her career flourished, her ego inflated, totally disregarding her ghetto roots….I’ve heard so many stories from so many people…that she’s the worst..

Then a few months ago, her nudes got leaked, her lawyers came out trying to delete them, and her response has been “post sleazy strategic nudes”…as a fuck you to the nudes she threatened to sue people like me for posting..

I guess, she liked the nudes out there, wants people jerking off to her now that she’s 40, but has to pretend to fight the nudes…so it seems like she didn’t leak them herself, only to have her post shit like that that are technically nude..just not gaping pussy nudes…but still nude enough for me to say “girl why the fuck you bugging me with lawyers, when you’re putting the nudes out yourself”…I guess it’s a feminist “I control my nudes, you can’t post stolen nudes”…bullshit that irritates me and she’s not even that hot with that horse head..tits or get out yo.

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2017

12

Oct

Ali Michael Tits of the Day

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked and has been for at least 7 or 8 years….so I’ve seen it all before…and it’s good…no complaints…

I think it’s weird that she has never really hit that big – but she still exists through nude photoshoots…when I look at the girls who have hit that big doing the same thing…but I guess she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…and she is still trying….to hit the mainstream…and really cash in…

Unless she’s just just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….only she’s more at her peak than just starting out…waiting for a guy in a band to knock her up because her 8 years has brought her to the right parties…

Who really knows..it’s all a mystery but hard nips in snow…that shit’s no mystery and I like it.

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2017

12

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Tits and an Old Lady of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence brought her tits, that are great tits, I’ve seen em, you’ve seen em, we’ve all seen them in her strategic leaked nudes, that made her a more interesting character, who was still overrated and annoying, overly celebrated and awarded, hired for too many jobs, but the nudes, made her more tolerable…for every irritating thing she did, or Oscar she was nominated for for playing herself…in every role, just different costumes…I could look to the nudes and say…OK..It’s ok…great tits.

She’s at an event with a 90 year old French movie director woman, who I guess broke down boundaries and is now promoting her documentary on traveling through france painting portraits of people….

I guess it’s a PR move for her, support women in the industry, act like she cares, maybe her weirdo boyfriend made her go…who knows…but she’s there and all she has to say for herself is “look how much taller I am than this old bitch”…because ultimately, she’s an old lady mocking cunt.

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2017

12

Oct

You Can See Elle Fanning’s Bra on Set of the Day

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Elle Fanning is working on a Woody Allen movie…where she wore a white blouse and a floral printed bra that you can see through said blouse….and the rumor is that Woody chose her outfit himself…he likes them young, usually his adopted daughter, but a hired version who is less asian, but still young enough to pull off what he needs for his art…you know because that’s how male run hollywood works…it’s just one big porno masked with Disney level marketability…

It’s one of those “he’s a genius but he’s Roman Polanski, but he’s a genius does it matter that he’s Roman Polanski..”….

People who aren’t creepy don’t get into Hollywood to become power players….

The world is about finding ways to get laid…even the Rolling Stones started the band to get pussy…it’s the number 1 motivator…and when you’re a neurotic Jewish man like Woody ALlen, you need an angle to get pussy…so you best excel at whatever it is you do…to get pussy…even if the adopted daughter pussy was almost like shooting a fish in a barrel… you know what I mean..

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2017

12

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Fat Girl Workout Video of the Day

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Everyday, Ariel Winter posts a workout video, yet she’s still fat….in a time when her metabolism is at its highest…which makes no sense other than that she can’t fight the inevitable…or that you can’t workout enough if you’re destined to be 400 pounds…and that if you eat the all you can eat buffet every night cuz you’re rich…you can workout all day it aint gonna do shit…

I assume, she’s doing this fitness thing as it is in contract with the TV SHOW that she can’t become a fat fuck…even though she is a fat fuck…and this is her proving her work so she doesn’t get pay cut or killed off the show…

Or maybe she’s polarizing her size as muscle mass, body positivity, or whatever lie she’s doing.

I just know there is nothing hot in this workout, this is not the workout I’d be on the eliptical jerking off in my sweatpants to…

But it happened…and she wants you to see it….it’s like “I’m not fat, I work out”…and at least she’s not just posting pics of her eating cake..

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2017

12

Oct

Sofia Coppola Nipple of the Day

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Sofia Coppola wore a see through outfit to an event because she’s a naughty little rich girl and naughty little rich girls like being naughty in efforts of getting attention because being a rich girl fucks with your head..

She’s also some entitled, thinks she’s an artist thanks to her dad, makes chick movies and will likely direct blockbusters soon enough, now that she’s proved herself as an artist, and the whole thing is less interesting than it should be, because girl’s dad makes fucking hits…and knows everyone…you know….

It’s a lot easier for anyone really, when your dad did the Godfather series, amongst countless other classics. You kind of get that funding to do your shitty projects, and people take you seriously enough to not piss off your dad, or to be respectful…

But seeing her old lady tit, even though she’s old…isn’t something we needed to see, but I guess it’s something she wanted you to see, to really solidify her position as a feminist in hollywood, in an era where women are standing up and taking over, and when they have a track record that will lead to more money because that’s the hustle all these people are up to….maximizing their own careers…narcissistic assholes with the egos…
taking advantage of a window of opportunity…

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2017

12

Oct

Sia Titty Flash of the Day

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Sia has a Good Tit…that she should be using for her videos rather than some dance mom’s dance TV show…reality star 12 year old she used in all her videos that we all know at least one dude jerked off to…that leotard…even if it has innocent intentions…it shouldn’t have happened…there are too many creeps out there and it was irresponsible of her…

Especially since she has the good tit…that could be used instead…

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