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2017

13

Sep

Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Lady Nipples of the Day

Nicollette Sheridan was the old slut on Desperate Housewives….the white Eva Longoria..I never watched the show but remember her more as a woman who sacrificed her life purpose as a woman….something she may regret now that she can’t have kids….but who shouldn’t regret it cuz kids are annoying, pregnancy disgusting, and more importantly the worst kind of self destructive…that you can sometimes let society trick you into think you want….

She’s 100 fucking years old now…but at one time was with Michael Bolton…pretty exciting…if you love Adult Contemporary..

She’s dressed like she’s 18, because if you leave the house, all girls show their nipples.

Damn she’s old…yet I stare….

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2017

13

Sep

Kylie Jenner Clickbait Social Media Porn of the Day

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What a fucking joke, all these girls posting stupid, slutyt content of themselves, like some kind of boudoir bullshit, or 90s playboy jerk off VHS, all badly shot, badly lit, but half naked and featuring flamingos so why not put it out there….

There is not story, there is no content, there’s just a mutant chick with her mutant body not even riding a bike, just standing there as the camera pans her freakish ethnically ambiguous body and people get excited over this shit?

I realize she never stood a chance with her porn sister, being the baby of the family, delusional and weird…out to fend for herself amongst all the narcissists in her circle…but do something remotely worthy of watching bitch…I mean do fucking porn if this glamour model nonsense is the angle she’s taking..kids are just too fucking stupid and ADD to grasp that there are better ways to capitalize on a willingness to get naked or half naked…if this is what they consider art…the rich remain totally fucking clueless and lost in all their money…it’s too bad…you know there was potential for her to break free and do good – instead she does this…dumbness.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

13

Sep

Lottie Moss Butter Face Not Kate Moss But Still Squeezing Into Pants of the Day

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Lottie Moss isn’t that hot, but her sister is Kate Moss, or at least her half sister is Kate Moss, and in this era of association, people like association, you know remakes, famous parents, famous siblings, to process whether people or content is valid or worth looking at….she’s found her place…and that is being trashy reality show trash in a bikini showing off her thicker than Kate’s skinny iconic body, looking all bleached blonde and trashy, like a college girl who likes going to Hooters, just super mainstream and typical…BASIC if you will…but seeing her ass squeeze into pants is erotic enough for me…but I’m into all things Kate Moss like most people – since she’s Kate Moss…

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

13

Sep

Selena Gomez Got TIt of the Day

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So big black cock loving Selena Gomez, Disney Star, turned entitled whiner brat with a chronic auto-immune illness that she leverages for attention, or blames her puffy face on, despite clearing having face injections, possible breast implants – left the house in what is a see through shirt no bra – cuz breast implants do the bra for you , showcasing what could be fake tits, but ultimately who cares…she hasn’t died pre-matuturely, we can continue to hate her and whatever is going on here…

Her face, all injected, reminds me of an angry mexican restaurant waitress on taco Tuesday…but it’s Wednesday…so she just looks like an angry mexican…which I assume she is…otherwise she wouldn’t go to rehab to whine about her entitled fucking life so often…

Who cares…

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Here are some videos…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

13

Sep

Sarah Ferguson’s Upskirt of the Day

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I am getting old and clunky in my “reporting” which makes sense because all this shit bores me and after 40,000 posts no one cares about over the last 14 years, I am pretty much beat up and broken down…a lot like Fergie’s (the real Fergie, the Fergie Fergie Took her name from Fergie) vagina…that she’s so generously kept covered up in this weird panty flash that happened last week and that I slept on…even though I know the UK Royal Family is the answer to tabloid fodder..maybe it’d be my big break if the Daily Mail didn’t post it 3 seconds after it happened by one of their interns they have on 24 hour a day call…right…right…

Well, she was married to Queen Elizabeth’s son that wasn’t Charles…and now she’s out flashing panties for the paparazzi…I guess not on the Queen’s bad side…a better place to be than Princess Diana…who had a different relationship with the paparazzi who fucking killed her…not just her dignity…by releasing whatever the fuck this is…

Posted in:sarah ferguson|SFW

2017

13

Sep

Homeless Vagina and Other Videos of the Day

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Best interview from the Hurricane

Grandmother of the Day

Drunk Man Sets Pants on Fire

Disturbing Suicidal Junior High Student

Girl Taken Out by Car

Bikers VS Hillbillies

BMW on Fire Outside BMW Dealership

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

13

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every wife I talk to is a perverted freak so from being locked in a cage that is marriage…and luckily I have no morals or values and feel that it is important to desecrate the sanctitude of marriage by testing their loyalty to their marriage in efforts to break them…you know see how far i can take them to break the rules they’ve established for themselves…

It’s an easy sell because they are all so eager to be bad,, for excitement, and I guess I’m not that evil for helping them discover their wants and needs…

I just wish it was as easy to get money out of people….

Wives…the easiest demo to get to do things sexual like the perverts who think their best years are behind them…but where is the people giving me money version of that….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Heroin Chic Jaime King Defending SKinny Models
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Kate Hudson VS People with C-Sections for Saying a C-Section is Lazy – Because Women are Fucking Crazy
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Cat Tries to Fit into a Cup
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Joanna Krupa Pussy for PETA
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30 Days at Sea Timelapse
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ANgelina Jolie’s Kids are Creepy
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Julianne Hough in a Sports Bra and Bullshit
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Liquid Nitrogen VS Water
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Huge TIts Getting Spit oN
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2017

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I find it awkward when I report the fake news about nudes I get and the narcissists in my life I actually jerk off on – think it’s about them….but more awkward when it is about them and I’m trying to lock in pussy pics to stare at because it is the only thing worth living for…..but more awkward when they are sending me pics to post on their behalf because they want the little relevance I give them by passing off a few likes on social media their way….

Life was so much easier when I was the night hawk, you know the fly on the wall, hiding in closets but not in the closet, but in closets at parties knowing eventually I’d get to watch people fuck….rarely getting caught…

You know the fire escape bandit, climbing fire escapes, with binoculars, ready for the close up pussy shot, without ever having to meet the girl, chat her up, just strategic use of fire escapes…you know make the city do the work for me….

But now..it’s just so much noise…it never ends….and I’ll contribute to it…with some stepLINKS…

PS – the Jim Carrey calling out a fashion icon event for being the dumbest event of the week is the win….if you didn’t see it….click it…..bye.

Demi Lovato – Lesbian
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Margot Robbie is So Hit….
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Emma Roberts Crop Top…
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Suki Waterhouse Pokies
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Kendall Jenner – See Through Dress
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Jim Carrey is a Weirdo but I appreciate This Interview…Calling Fashion Icons Bullshit….
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Sharks in the Streets of Miami…
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Disney Lesbians Get Married – She’s Kinda Hot…
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Caroline Vreeland Huge Tits
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Kim k See Through Pig
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Tyler Perry’s 14 Million dollar LA House
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Girl Refuses to Fight Back because She Doesn’t Want to Get Suspended
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Nabilla Benattia Tit Slip
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Ted Cruz Likes Porn
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Kirk Cameron Thanks God’s Great Power for the Hurricane
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Demi Lovato Big tits…
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Weird Miss AMerica Shit
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits Don’t Stop
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Wonder Woman 2 Director is Getting 8 Million Dollars
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Fat Woman VS Rope Swing
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AnnaLynne McCord – Tit Slip
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James Woods Tried Bang 16 Year Old Amber Tamblyn….
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Eiza Gonzalez….Cleavage…
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Elle Fanning in Lingerie
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Steven Tyler in a Dress
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits with a Horse
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Best List of Porn
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Bolt on Tits of the Day
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Naked in Public…
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Homemade porn in Telegram
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Huge Tit GIF
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Hot Naked Body
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Huge tits Cum on Tits
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Britney’s Big Natural Tits
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Hot Pool Body
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Aria Giovanni IConic Vintage Nudes
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Slutty Selfies!
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2017

12

Sep

Amber Heard Spiritual Experience of the Day

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Amber Heard is the black widow. The girl who knows how to master manipulate the fuck out of weak rich men…and I guess producers, the media, but mainly rich men, because rich men mean meal ticket, spend other people’s money, live the good life….and that’s pretty amazing for an average at best actress who was in one or two movies and managed to turn that into being the ultimate sugar baby….

She’s not even that hot, but she’s masterful and I guess that’s what matters…acting to act or acting to trick old washed out dudes or dudes with aspergers…you know…same work…better results since she’s set,,,

In Bali having a spiritual experience…etc,

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2017

12

Sep

Sara Sampaio See Through Top of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model that people in Portugal never heard of until she got famous in America working for the evil panty company as the back-up Adriana Lima – when the brand knew Lima was too old, but didn’t have the heart to tell Lima, who happens to still be working, because they don’t have the heart to tell her to settle down, and just continue as long as she goes hopping soon enough she’ll tap out…

I think it’s safe to assume she was built in a lab, a possible clone, genetic mutation creation…positioned as the new LIMA…you know “let’s say she’s from portugal, not his missile silo lab in OHIO we bought because we are a billion dollar a year brand”….basic logic really..

Well, whatever she is, she fights for the rights of skinny chicks and I like that…and I like her enough to post her…as she does NY Fashion week with her tits out – nipples exposed because in case you haven’t been paying attention – that’s the trend…ALL NIPPLES ALL THE TIME – EVERYONE NIPPLES – ALL THE TIME…

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