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2017

08

Sep

Kenzie is Naked of the Day

Kenzie is some naked model…who probably isn’t a model…but that who isn’t a great marketer since I can’t google the bitch to find her social media as most girls named KENZIE seem to be fucking randoms who I guess are named Mackenzie or Mckenzie….one a cross fit girl, one a dude….but none this naked model trying to get attention…maybe that’s the key to attention making now…be vague, ambiguous, obscure..so no one knows you and you seem less eager…who knows…NOT ME…I just post pics…

Oh I found her…her name is Kersen – KENZIE KERSEN….fascinating..

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2017

08

Sep

Whitney Cummings in a Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Cummings sucked a lot of dick in her quest to be a star actress – that ended up in Comedy becuase she was shameless, funny, silly, opinionated, a cunt, a dirt bag, who knows…she like other female Comedians who don’t look like dudes, but who have a bit of sex appeal are all on that “came to LA to make it, did stand up cuz comedians are lame as fuck and being a hot chick with lame as fuck dudes who think they are funny so much that they practice telling jokes to a mirror when not standing in front of a room of losers who think comedy is worth watching…is an easy sell”….a sell that made her a fuck ton of money as a producer…allowing her golden years of sex appeal, pre menopause to be spend getting sloppy on a boat in a bikini….good times…great times…TIMES…

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2017

08

Sep

Teyana Taylor Racy for GQ South Africa of the Day

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Teyana Taylor is in GQ South Africa…which is pretty fucking racy in their content because I guess that’s how the Whites of South Africa who probably run the magazine like to showcase black people from America….because South Africa and their weird racist Arpathied shit are fucked up….

That said, Teyana Taylor is from Harlem, her mom is her manager, she’s on some Def Jam label and this is the media she gets…not quite GQ USA or even GQ UK but it’s a start…her actual start was on My Super Sweet 16….and her actual set for life was having Iman Shumpert from the Cav’s basketball baby 2 years ago…

GOOD TIMES Teyana Taylor whoever the fuck you are…

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2017

08

Sep

Tara Lynn Ventura Tits of the Day

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Tara Lynn Ventura is some aspiring instagram slut who has already shot for the new Playboy which means with nipples and not spread pussy lip….as new Playboy is trying to be classy, you know the place to see the pics you see on instagram, without a donut emoji or star emoji on the tit…a share for share site with a brand name and I’m not hating, hell I’d sell to Playboy iff they’d buy me…make me that money so I can drink myself to death in Vegas or maybe Hurricane Irma with the CUBANS and coke dealers and fags of South Beach….but no one wants me…not Tara Lynn the famewhore getting naked for attention cuz she has a fat ass….not anyone…but I can still stare at her “just another one of these insta whores” body….and I will..

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2017

08

Sep

Rebecca Hall Cleavage of the Day

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I have a Rebecca Hall fetish.

I don’t know why…

I’ve seen her in a bunch of things…and I consistently find her hot…

From the Newscaster who shot herself in the face…to some other movie of a singer/songwriter’s wife….I’ve been like that dopey face, possible weak chin, speaks to my soul…

So here she is slutting out, something I doubt she does in her other movies, because she actually gets hired cuz she can act…I guess…what do I know…she’s just my fetish…one of my fetishes and I’m a weird dude…and this is weird…but there’s cleavage and that’s alright…

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2017

08

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was walking down the street last night, looking at my phone, or porn on my phone, or sexts on my phone or the ass in front of me…I don’t remember due to PTSD….but I stepped on what I thought was a squeaky toy…the woman in leggings in front of me turned around….I looked back to see what the fuck I stepped on and it was either a dead or dying crow….during a full moon…

Does that make me a witch? I hope so….because all the 25-28 year old girls on Instagram who think they are witches / but are suicide girls….will let me into their witch circle….

That said, I hope I didn’t kill the crow…and that it was dead and that was just the sound of it exploding under my foot….

Needless to say, I have Bird Flu and a curse….and Here are some stepLINKS in Morning….

Kendall and Kylie Fashion Week Fashion Show Gutter Bullshit
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Bella Hadid Busted in a Sheer Dress
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Hollyood Hires Illegals
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Hot Ass on the Beach
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Some Movie Called Lady Bird Seems Hipster Annoying
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Madonna Adoption Porn
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Monkey Twerk
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HOT TITTY FLASH
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2017

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Vaginas don’t get wet enough for me…I see these videos, soaked panties, squirting, all that other stuff…and for some reason..they are all sand paper to me…

Maybe it’s the level of sexy I bring to the table…or maybe it’s the menopausal level of the woman….or maybe these street hookers don’t feel anymore…but you’d think they’d at least have an infection or something….

I wonder if I am supposed to be talking about dry vaginas on the internet….but figure if that’s my talent, my true calling, the MOP…sucking up all the moisture…I should celebrate it…and not be shamed…NEVER be shamed….guys who women are disgusted by UNITE…we are people too…we have rights…we must stand together…and stop the shaming…all women everywhere..should see us as a way to get more use out of their panties…you know…the hair dryers….we are like superheros…not flawed…like plus sized models…we have a voice…

Here are some stepLINKS.

GIrl Strips in Mall and Twerks
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Jared Leto Also Confused By all the JOker Movies
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BikinI Girl Rocketed into Lake…
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Celebs VS Irma
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Kate Winslet Shaved Head Sports Bra
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Woman Breaks Out out of Handcuffs and Steals Car…
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Lady Gaga Cleavage
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Shannon Elizabeth Throwback Tits
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Aquaman Crew Member Stabbed
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Bella Hadid Nipples
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Jessica Biel – Fat Fit Mom Tits
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Harry Potter Bullshit for Auction
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Penelope Cruz at the Film Festival
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Crazy Cameltoe Isabella Fuhrman….
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Taylor Swift Getting Paid by AT&T
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Paris Hilton at Burning Man
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Penelope Cruz Cleavage
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Gore of the Day
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Mr Clean VS Homie on Subway
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Elsa Hosk – Naked for Sunglasses
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Christian Bale Transforming into Dick Cheney
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Trailer for Christian Bale Western – Like It’s Christian Bale Day
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Ozzy Osbourne Orgies of the Day
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Van Gogh in Balloons…
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Guy in Boat Rudely Woken Up Goes Nuts
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Kate Winslet likes Rapists
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Kristen Stewart as Ellen Degeneres
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Kourtney Kardashian in Leggings…
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Russian Model Car Crash Video Weirdness
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Weird Creampie…
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Big Tits / Spread Pussy
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Amazing Pool Body
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Drugs and Porn
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Mistress Lynch
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Big Tits Get Tacos
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Big Tits
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Slutty Selfies!
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Huge Tits
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Dude Blows a Load on Unsuspecting Girl
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The Two KInds of Public Nudity
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2017

07

Sep

Bella Thorne Sturdy Tit of the Day

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Bella Thorne is so fucking irritating…

But that body, those tits that could be bolt ons, that face that could be trans, her “celebrity” that could be all evil lies produced by Disney because they know how to maximize the reach of their starlets…through slutty content…is less fucking irritating…

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2017

07

Sep

Kendall Jenner Butt Shot of the Day

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Kendall Jenner wore some dress that would be better suited for her dad turned mom…you know to show off his ass that he likes getting penetrated as he is a homosexual and needs to be filled…no matter how many hormones he’s on…girls’ got a prostate and prostates need milking…

That said, Kendall is garbage, we all hate her, she’s overrated, but at least she’s not a fat and disgusting as the other overrated trash in her family…these promo models be promoting…this time with ass crack…fuck em all….and the horse cock Kim K rode in on..

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2017

07

Sep

Rumer Willis in a Bikini of the Day

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Rumer Willis in a bikini …and I guess naked showing off her neopolitan body…is like seeing a giant potato in a bikini..the rumor is that she’s as mutant, maybe a product of inbreeding or some experiment that Demi Moore was paid to participate in…or maybe an alien abduction…who knows…but she’s bunk as fuck, busted as fuck…

But at least she works out and gets lots of plastic surgery to offset the disaster she once was…because all it takes is face injection to rebrand, rebuilt, and fit in like you never had…coupled with a hot enough body because hot bodies take work and are far more important than face..when you are fucking their asses from behind the way they like it because they are broken rich girls in the porn generation and anal is the only way they feel…..you know…because of the prostate…

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