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2017

29

Aug

Lily-Rose Depp is the Future in Leggings of the Day

Lily-Rose Depp is everything….and I realize to girls pushing 30…they think that’s perverted for me to say..you know being an old creeper checking out an 18 year old like some kind of creeper…despite the law being on my side…THE LAW IS ON MY SIDE…and the fact that she’s young, hot and amazing….I think it’s really just catty girls being all jealous that their best years are behind them…their glory days long gone..an they don’t have Johnny Depp as a father to either walk in on in the shower every chance they can…or his money he lined up for them to increase her value even if she was an 30 year old hag like them….

The world needs to be more accepting of each other and needs to appreciate that some people, like Lily Rose Depp, are just better than they are…because she’s better than most….just look at her!!…and this coming from a non Johnny Depp fan…she’s the ultimate…even if she’s annoying….

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2017

29

Aug

Magdalena Frackowiak Topless on Instagram of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is some ex Victoria’ Secret model in her mid 30s, who is rumored to be a cunt from Poland, because in 2010 when she signed with Victoria’s Secret, they paid her 750k and that was more than she ever thought she would make in a lifetime….

But who is in her mid 30s and has been around for a while – but who isn’t doing all that much interesting because she’s old but still hot…just not hot enough for Victoria’s Secret, not quite a HADID or a JENNER you know…but she is out there posting tit pics for attention – at the same time that the VS girls are doing their fittings for their informerical…while this one isn’t…

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2017

29

Aug

Frances Bean Cobain See Through of the Day

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Frances Bean Cobain probably has an interesting story, raised fatherless from the age of 2 because her drug addict crazy person mother probably or is rumored to have killed him…then along with a crazy mother…she was forced to deal with all the obsessive Kurt Cobain fans…never really allowing her to live past his “legend” and thus always forced to feel either inadequate for never being as iconic at 25..but she does have 37 percent of his estate, and she does run his name and “empire”….so maybe it just makes her a rich, entitled, spoiled brat who is a victim and needs to be coddled because her dad died when she was a kid…you know how people are…

I am sure it’d be nice to figure it all out…if you really care what the sperm of Kurt Cobain created and the lifestyle her pyscho mom provided for her growing up…which I don’t care…unless I can K-fed her…I need a sponsor…

But I do like that she’s free the tit kind of girl like all girls freeing the tit…you know…

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2017

29

Aug

Ariel Winter Pig in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Ariel Winter is so innovating and interesting as a celebrity child star who was used by her parents, then turned 18, and used by herself, as she protested in a teen angst rebellion, by slutting the fuck out for social media, pissing everyone around her off, but the execs at Modern Family, because the more scandal she gets the higher the ratings…from cutting off her tits pervs jerked off to while she was under 18, only for them to grown back shaped better at 18…in what I assume was designed to offset her gut because she’s fat, not too fat yet, but will be….even if she’s trying to pretend she’s not in her tight clothes, squeezing into pants too small for her, wearing fitness gear, all while being a pig..

It’s fascinating how far delusions can go when you’re a kid with a lot of money who has been coddled your whole life..the haters don’t phase you because you’re so built up…you know…crazy person…

But then again, at least she’s trying to turn this chubby around and get fit, that’s more than the body positive porkers are doing, this one knows – she knows – fit is better and may pull through…there’s still hope for her…just hope they can give neck extensions to make her less neckless and creepy like some kind of fisher price toys...

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2017

29

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Tit Flash of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute titty pic of the day because the world needs model tits – you know in this era of it just being rich kids with instagram follower tits – I like to revert back to an era where it was eastern european girl abducted by the sex trade, sold to the fashion industry, all while showing tit and making the people around her far richer than she made herself – but without them she’d just be in a cold water flat working as a cashier at the communist coop or cafeteria or some shit…making the life she lives so much more substantial than she ever thought it would be back when she did that casting in Lithuania…

She’s older now, started at 16, knows the deal, and that’s showcase the tits in this tity loving world of free the nipple, we’ll all like staring enough to say “Edita Vilkeviciute has tits”…increasing her profile one fan who likes Edita Vilkeviciute tit at a time…

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2017

29

Aug

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid has hard nipples as she walks down the streets for the paparazzi that she obviously called on herself – because she is part of the movement of shameless rich cunt who just wants fame and an audience of her own – to sell product or to push product to – for a lot of money – because they are rich – and like money – while other people clearly like giving them money…in this new era of model – that is less about the poor immigrant cultivated by the modeling agency and exploited and more about the instagram personality everyone wants to be featured by – even if she’s not hot, traditional looking, or a model..

I just don’t understand why anyone is paying these idiots to do anything, they have money, don’t need money, and would do it for free just to be part of something bigger than just being a trust fund baby…

This one looks weirder and weirder everyday – but has great tits and hard nipples – which along with an IG Following – makes people like Victoria’s Secret excited to use to leverage and to try to get as much publicity as they can from her…

TITS.

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2017

29

Aug

Alice Ripley See Through of the Day

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Alice Ripley is wearing the see through dress you didn’t want to see today…but then again it’s less about the dress…and more about the person wearing the dress that makes the dress unworthy of being looked at…so stop blaming the dress and instead blame the woman, who is rumored to be an actress, who is clearly shameless and a weirdo who thinks it’s ok for her to wear something see through, despite looking like she’s about to explode, in this body POS, age POS, everyone is a sexual being because everyone is a pervert world we live in…and I actually don’t hate this, it’s just not hot in a traditional way, just hot in my pervert watching her way..

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2017

29

Aug

Katharine McPhee in a Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee, or a chubby version of Katharine McPhee, made her way out in a bikini to either continue riding the leaked nudes scandal of last week, because she likes the attention and all it took was a little pussy pictures, that she basically admitted were her pussy when she had her lawyers come at all our sites that posted the nudes…something she would have been better off just letting live on the internet, and simmer on the internet, because if you didn’t see the images, they were of her pussy reduction surgery, we’re talking labia with open sores, panties with blood stains, I guess documenting the healing process of the extra lip chop…and it was fucking disturbing…not to mention, even with the scabbed up cunt, she did look better than she does in these pics, so she clearly needs a new strategist working on her team helping her out with her tactics…I would apply, but I prefer pussy that hasn’t been sawed off violently….even if it is done with laser….you can make a pussy less meaty through surgery…but that doesn’t change the meaty pussy DNA.or the “phantom” labia the kind of girl willing to get vagina surgery deals with …it’s on a pyschological level…you know crying in her bed holding her knees looking at her cunt in a mirror saying “I feel it flapping, I feel it flapping”…even if there’s nothing left to flap, just leather, scarred up beef jerky…you know..

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2017

29

Aug

Jennifer Connelly Yellow Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Connelly is in a Yellow bikini and despite being in her late 40s, she’s still not fat, still has tits, and although her not being fat requires working out, and her tits aren’t as substantial as they once were, it’s the aging process, she looks better than most aging women I see at the park doing yoga or fitness, even the hard bodied ones, because I guess those ones aren’t rich hollywood trash who have never actually worked, besides some movies they were overpaid doing, allowing the life of lazy and life of luxury, where the one thing they have to do is not get too old in case they need to act again to get paid again to pay for bullshit mansions again…

Not to mention, she’s probably married and has kids with some rich dudes, furthering the retired at 25 life she’s lived the last 20 years…because it’s good or lucrative to be a woman who has mainstream stamp of approval..it makes you hotter, more desirable, and makes men pay more for you…so that you can vacation everyday..you know.

But then again, maybe she’s the earner on the pile of money and her man is her K-Fed..it happens, just not to me…who cares..bikini

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2017

29

Aug

Demi Rose – Who the Fuck Is That – in a Bikini of the Day

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Demi Rose is some UK Kardashian from instagram, reminding the world that the UK is capable of producing big titty piles of trashy shit, that they can put into bikinis and pawn off to their soccer stars, it’s really their expertise…because when you think of UK babes from the last two decades, they’ve all been trashy Glamour girls who get half naked and celebrated by the tabloids….she’s just more modern and Kardashian than a Katie Price Jordan and her money went into her comical fake ass…something that I guess would be comical fake tits a decade ago…but the British are so sophisticated, refined and evolved…or some shit..

I never post on this girl, but I see her all the time in the media now, and it’s like WHY…who cares…but then I remember the UK have a weird thing with woman, into tranny, all because they are all a bunch of fags, you can tell by their accents…

Disgusting.

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