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2017

24

Aug

Liz Hurley Bikini Pic of the Day

To stay true to the old ladies in bikini theme of the last post, here’s Elizabeth Hurley, the original sugar daddy opportunist who rode Hugh Grant for a decade as he rose to fame, allowing her to model and act and share her pretty great body to the world…before getting knocked up by various rich guys…

Well, she still looks good, if you’re into old ladies still acting like bikini models, she’s still doing it, if you’re into old ladies trying to sell other old ladies bikinis…which obviously…you are…since it gets her in a bikini….

Weird times, but doesn’t it make you wish instagram was around 25 years ago so that you’d have all these hot nudes and half nudes of your granny…the one you used to bathe with…you know to jerk off to? RIGHT…

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2017

24

Aug

Heather Graham at some Hot Springs of the Day

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Heather Graham is in a bikini and she’s clever and knows how she photographs – so she stays laying down…as any girl in her 40s will tell you…it’s the ideal look for them while fucking…I mean that and from behind because you don’t want old lady face looking down on you…all loose skinned and terrifying….

Well, apparently, she’s trying to get a younger audience, by doing the shameless bikini selfies, despite being 50…and I’m all for it…if staying current and finding new fans comes with half nakedness…

This is her second bikini selfie pic in recent weeks…and clearly…she likes how that’s working out for her.

To make this picture even more OLD TIMEY – the picture was taken from LINDA EVANGALISTA…fucking TIME machine bikini selfie erotica..right

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2017

24

Aug

Blake Lively in a Magazine of the Day

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Blake Lively has some tits..

That’s all I have to say about that…because that’s the most thought I am willing to put into Blake Lively…

Thanks for your time.

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2017

24

Aug

Emma Stone on Set of the Day

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Emma Stone isn’t cute…but she is the highest paid actress in the acting industry – thanks to the worst fucking movie every made…that for some reason people went to see like it was a thing…when really it should have been taken out back and shot….LALA LAND….and unfortunately – I was brought to the theatre to watch it…I misunderstood the girl who took me…and thought I was going to get my balls sucked in a movie, not a movie that sucked balls, but I blame dyslexia for that..

I guess she’s still working, despite having made 100 million dollars scamming last year, gotta keep on scamming this year, girls got bills to pay as she wins at life being average at best…

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2017

24

Aug

Marisa Papen Vagina of the Day

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Marisa Papen is some instagram model who was deleted from instagram – so no longer an instagram model…but probably still on instagram because everyone is…

All she does is get naked, something that I will argue shouldn’t get anyone deleted of anything, the naked body is not porn, even if I can jerk off to it, and I see it as porn, but I can jerk off to anything, I am just that perverted….including fully clothed women…so why punish the ones giving us what we want, who is it hurting…the pervert kids scrolling through instagram seeing pussy, better than stealing old porn mags from the corner store…like we did…

Not to mention, naked is humanity at it’s purest..I don’t think it’s art, or buy into that, but to punish someone for being human, by deleting their account is just bullying, cyber bully Zuckerberg.. but i like any angle to get girls naked….

Well, she’s still doing useless photoshoots and this one features her vagina.

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2017

24

Aug

Beyonce Big Booty of the Day

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Beyonce is slutting out on social media, grabbing that mom ass, staying edgy or attempting to stay relevant now that she’s shat out two more babies created in a test tube with fertility drugs, cuz bitch is old…

You know getting into a tight dress and spreading her ass like a porn star, because no matter how much money an attention seeker makes, she’ll always be addicted to that attention she seeks, and will do anything she can to get it…normally in the form of slutty behavior because feeling sexy while getting attention is probably a better feeling for a woman than getting the attention for being a fucking pig who can eat all the Popeyes Chicken thrown at her in some corporate sponsorship…where I guess Beyonce is aiming for a bit of both…

I guess what I am saying at is slutty behavior for slutty feedback is hot enough to look at.

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2017

24

Aug

Anna Wendzikowska Naked on the Balcony of the Day

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Anna Wendzikowska is a Polish TV presenter, I know I was shocked to find out that Poland has TVs….but then I realized it is the internet generation, TV is a thing of the past and we are no longer in the early 80s when Poland likely didn’t have TV, but instead communist broadcasts in the town square…but times they are a changing, in this free world, and fake news isn’t limited to WESTERN countries, and I guess Poland would be considered a Western Country…they may even be in the EURO…what the fuck do I know..

I just know this is one of their TV stars totally naked on a hotel balcony, because she’s got massive tits and an awesome bush and should celebrate them for the fans..and the local paparazzi!…

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2017

24

Aug

Megan Fox for Frederick’s of Hollywood of the Day

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Megan Fox got a piece of the action from what was a popular, but trashy, but popular lingerie company in the Paris Hilton days of relevance, especially around Halloween…but they fell off hard, clearly bad marketing direction, because we are in an era where more people than ever are wearing lingerie in public on their social media and shit, and they should have no reason not to be booming…but clearly…they are out of touch…because they cast Megan Fox, a mom of 3, who no one gave a fuck about even when she was Megan Fox….

What a wreck ….

She did one shoot for them, that they are still milking, and probably not making that much sales because she’s Megan Fox…photoshopped to shit…

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2017

24

Aug

Alexandra Daddario in a Swimsuit for the Layover of the Day

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Some garbage movie called The Layover is coming out soon, and the promo pic they used to promote Alexandra Daddario and her big tits is a bikini shot with her bikini jacked up her pussy, and I guess that is hot enough…except when you look at her at the premiere with Kate Upton, her co-star….

The girls in the movie, Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario at the premiere looking like fucking school buses, or middle aged moms on their way to a friend’s second marriage….because her husband left her for the babysitter.

NEITHER look hot and you can’t look at these pics and think “UGHHH SO HOT”….

You can however look at both of them half naked and think…”big tits i want to suffocate on”…because the thing about fat, thick, big girls..is that I love the idea of suffocating on their tits…

Here’s Kate Upton doing fitness..

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2017

24

Aug

Lohan’s Stepmom Seems Alright of the Day

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Kate Major is a totally insignificant character. She was some drunken coke whore that a drunken Michael Lohan, the father of the next Messiah, Lindsay Lohan, making him the modern day JOSEPH in this NEW NEW testament….

So pretty much the bottom of the barrel, likely a cocktail waitress, who fucking cares, she’s a scumbag and disgusting…

Just tabloid fodder, who loves being in the tabloids as it is the most she’s accomplished other than finding a famous dad….to cum in her…

Well, she got arrested again, they get arrested a lot, and she went off on some racist rant, calling one cop a dyke because she likely was a dyke and the other a monkey, and a slave, and all kind of other disgusting shit, like how she wants to be a White Power idiot, and it’s just too bad she didn’t get shot.

This kid of attitude blows my fucking mind, but at the same time, I know she wants nothing more than to get fucked silly by a black cock, so it’s hard to take her serious…she lost me at “I’m famous”….that’s where her credibility in all this bag over her head shit was lost…because sure she’s on TMZ…but they’ll feature anyone to make that Harvey Levin more Jewish money. LOL.

Here are some lohan pics to celebrate this vile mess…

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