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2017

18

Aug

Tranny Lauren Harries Toples of the Day

These pictures of Lauren Harries, some British personality and tranny, topless on the beach with her house boy, rent boy, possible lady boy in the start of his transition….

It’s apparently 39 years old, which makes all this better…you know this whole mutilate the fuck out of yourself because you were born with the wrong genitals according to your mental issues….and look 80 at 39…because you’re fucking mangled..

Fun dude on hormones with some breast implant tits for you weirdos…who make Tranny porn a legit category.

These are so fucking weird.

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2017

18

Aug

Karola Warzecha Hot Instagram Model of the Day

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Karola Warzecha sounds eastern European and this is her high concept instagram model shoot, you can tell becasue there’s an RV or Trailer in the mix, and she’s got underwear on and is flashing some tit…all while looking really fucking hot, hotter than most women, deserving of an actual modeling career or at least a fan base, so google her and follow her and maybe she’ll get to move to America…and find a sugar daddy that’s legit and better than some weirdo from some russian bride fetish site…which is better than waiting in line for rationed bread.

I googled her and can’t find her instagram…so maybe I’m wrong about her…but still like to think she’s a sex worker on a mission to sex work on an internet social network level…you know at all the exclusive parties and events they all go to…

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2017

18

Aug

Diane Kruger in a Bikini of the Day

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Diane Kruger old lady bikini bro….all 41 years old and still looking hot…

Diane Kruger….is also…German…which seems to be the hub for hot 40 year olds that are hot…I wonder why (eugenics)…

Unless she doesn’t actually look good, and I am just delusional, buying into the hype, blinded by some brain washing…marketing…the same reason people like fast food….and other hyped nonsense…people buy into…like TESLAs…and other Elon Musk scams…

You know what I am saying here, cuz I don’t…

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2017

18

Aug

Claudia Schiffer Slutty in Vogue of the Day

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Claudia Schiffer spread leg bro….

Sure not really but enough for me to remember the early 90s when she was the hottest german thing to happen since Milli Vanilli, you know before he killed himself, something we all should have done if we had realized how life was going to work out for us….but not Claudia Schiffer…built like some Eugenics…genetic modification…nazi strategic breeding…you know….why else does she look like this…

100 years old, or 46 isn’t supposed to be this magical…or maybe it is and I’ve just come to terms with it…or maybe it’s just nostalgia…from an era before this shit was annoying and everywhere…when jerking off to a magazine was just jerking off to a magazine…

Anyway….

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2017

18

Aug

Nicole Eggert Hiking of the Day

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When Baywatch is no more…and all you can see is the all you can eat buffet…

When you quit the speed to stay in shape and hit the bakery…

When you stop working out due to “injury”….and blow the fuck up…but not in the way you’d want your Baywatch career to take you…

When you blame it on your hormones, or your thyroid, but really you’re just drinking every night….because you’re a sad broken girl who looked like this…

AND NOW LIKE THIS…..

Interesting, if you find hot chicks getting obese interesting, and not disgusting….when it is actually disgusting…terrifying….it may not be news that she’s fat…if you follow Nicole Eggert, but I don’t…and whenever I see pics of her, I laugh…reminded of all the hot chicks turned fat before her…

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2017

18

Aug

Pixie Lott in a Bikini of the Day

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I like white bathing suits…

I don’t care who Pixie Lott is or what she’s about…

I like the white bikini….because white bikinis are a fetish…if you’re a pervert…who like see through fabrics on genitals and buttholes..

I’ll never forget every single white bikini I’ve seen because I’ve masturbated to each one..from the first pussy lip and bush seen through the wet white fabric….to this….always supportive of the cause

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2017

18

Aug

Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Edie Campbell is some tranny model, at least I assume she’s a he, because of her name, in some gender neutral, girls can be named EDIE, it’s not a new thing, maybe she’s an Edith, but based on her bra size, I’m going with Edward…

I don’t know who she is, what her story is, but she’s flashing her titties and I like it, because it reminds me what modeling is all about…tits.

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2017

18

Aug

Katie Holmes is a Robot of the Day

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I also say that haggard Katie Holmes is a robot who was built in creepy Tom Cruise’s basement…and she’s aging terribly…so she was designed for his Scientology needs…and now no one with upgrade her firmware…and she’s melting…fast…

I used to think I was joking, but then one day I saw her in the park in Montreal filming, and she actually looked better than you see in these pictures, tall, almost good looking, classy, but still old…

I was walking my dog…and she looked at him…the cutest pug ever…and she didn’t even crack a smile..

Maybe the BOTOX, maybe other issues…but ultimately…if you can’t smile at pugs…you are the DEVIL…

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2017

18

Aug

Kaia Gerber in Teen Vogue of the Day

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Kaia Gerber, Cindy Crawford’s daughter who is now not only the heiress to the GERBER BABY EMPIRE, but also to George Clooney’s Tequila company that they sold for 1 billion dollars 1/3 going into her daddy’s pocket…because it pays to be Cindy Crawford’s husband, and the Heir to the Gerber baby empire, you get in with the right famous people to create silly brands for fun…and make hundreds of millions with them….

Well, despite the money, she’s still being whored out to the industry, cuz she looks good, making her a model feels right for her mom, since modeling did so well for her, and here she is in Teen Vogue…being a Teen.

You like that don’t you? You fucking pervert….

Which brings up an important point….how many subscribers to Teen Vogue are teen girls, and how many are creepy perv men like you? Stats!

From her social media….

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2017

18

Aug

Isabelli Fontana in a Bikini of the Day

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Once an exhibitionist slut, always an exhibitionist slut….Isabelli Fontana, an older model who I think go famous for being a 16 year old lingerie model for Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret are fucking creeps, yet no one seems to really get mad at them for their creepy ways…they just buy their panties made in china….

Well, she’s still exhibiting herself for attention and it looks good, all bikini clad…

I like to think she does it so I can just stare at her half naked body and cross reference it o my wife’s nude body…..usually when she’s getting out of her bath….forcing me to try to understand how the fuck they are the same species, gender or breed of animal.

It almost makes no sense, I’ve see animals that look more like my wife than this…mainly pigs…and I can’t quite figure out who the freak of nature is, this Isabelli Fontana babe, or the babe pig in the city I married…

The say they are both human woman….but I just can’t believe they can be the same category….it’s some alien shit.

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