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2017

10

Aug

Julianne Hough Picking her Ass of the Day

Julianne Hough got married to some Canadian Athlete, because I guess it’s illegal to marry your gay brother you have sex with, but you can still have sex with him, if it is part of who you are and it is a family thing, I can’t imagine a husband getting jealous, especially when it’s just played off as a new dance move their are choreographing like they did when they were kids with creepy stage parents…

That said, she’s at a party picking her ass, in what I think is erotic enough to me thanks to her fit dancer body, as dancers, for the most part have awesome bodies…all fit and able to ride dick for hours…to a rhythm….

And the amazing thing about her is really that she’s been able to be a professionally trained dancer and not end up a stripper…tragic really…but I guess she can get her exhibitionist slut she was trained to be…out in other ways….like this ASS picking..

She’s so cheesy, mainstream, lame…but I don’t mind the ass picking…

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2017

10

Aug

Digging Pam Anderson in a Bikini of the Day

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I realize that these PAM ANDERSON POST HEP C pics are from the other day, I’ve already done at least one post on this already…but like all things Pam Anderson…I can keep milking the fake tits that probably don’t lactate anymore thanks to all the surgeries she’ s had in the validating herself as being nothing but a set of tits and devoting a life to shaping the tits to be the best they can be…inspiring a generation of trashy girls now in their late 30s and 40s to get tits…since it worked for Pam Anderson….it can work for them…but the funny thing is that no matter how hard you try to get the perfect tis, you can never quite master it because you’re working against the clock, it’s not a gets better with age situation, great tits on a rotting body….situation….

But I can’t stop staring…but not at her tits…at the no longer contaminated from Hep, but possibly from other magical viruses, ass…and something more than just magical rockstar fucking viruses is going on here…and I love it.

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2017

10

Aug

Ashley Tisdale VS Vanessa Hudgens at an Event of the Day

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Some High School Musical Shit Has Gone Down…

Some Ashley Tisdale the mangled face that was marketed as hot, and that really isn’t all that bad, despite being weird and rocking a fucked up nose job, like the only girl in the game who actually lost work because of a nose job, besides Jennifer Gray, but no one cares about Jennifer Gray, this is about some other dancing idiot…lookin racy with that CLEAVAGE

VS

Some Vanessa Hudgens, all hippie and down to earth acting ,despite being a vapid Disney chick who has been sold to the industry by her family at a young age, where nothing she can do is down to earch…but instead calculated bullshit…even her nude leaks from when cell phone nudes were rare…rocking a bush…something I fucking love….she was still some contrived garbage…

ALL AT THE SAME EVENT…so exciting…

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TO SEE MORE VANESSA HUDGENS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

10

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day

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I know they say that Kylie Jenner is a human, or a teen girl, but I still think she’s some mutant that grew in a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties that were lost under the couch in the very expensive Kardashian house…you know next to some radioactive device KIM was using on her face to stay youthful and look like an instagram filter…causing Bruce’s penis fell off and became a vagina…

She’s so fucking weird looking, whether it’s plastic surgery or just face injections and fat transfers or not, it’s insane…but what is even more insane is that people think this look is hot and girls everywhere are living it….it’s like they are either genderless freaks you can’t decipher, or they are this… jacking up their faces, they are doing optical illusions with fake hair and make-up and the whole thing is terrifying…an army of doughy faced weirdos…

These are her bikini pics, big tits though….I wonder why brands support this shit….very irresponsible…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

10

Aug

Nicola Peltz Bikini of the Day

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Nicola Peltz has a rocking fucking body, and I guess she should thanks to being the daughter of a billionaire, it’s safe to assume her mom is some hot gold digger, since dudes’ in his 80s and that would make her a product of his later in life marriage / sex….good way to keep his genetics going forward in an attractive and rich as fuck way…all thanks to his hard work in finance, owning all the businesses that made the family empire worth so much, including but not limited to Dr Pepper…

Some Warren Buffet shit…

She’s got some new lips, all the girls have the lips, and she’s on a yacht in Europe because that’s what rich people do…they hang out in their bikinis, spending their daddy’s money, only in this case it’s her legit dad…

I assume she’s still got dreams of making it as an actress…but really why bother, she did one movie once, that’s enough for a rich kid to have some level of creditibility, being more than just a trust fund earner who looks like an instagram slut….

But that body is so hot..it deserves so much more attention / sex tapes…I just wish she was a dirtier daddy issue broken slut…but I’ll take these bot bikini pics…looks good.

The world needs more rich girls living the rich girl life in rich people places to make the rest of the world feel like shit about their poor, pathetic, selves…because one thing I’ll say about social media is that I don’t see enough models and hot chicks spending the day by the pool at mansions…and yachts…and 5 star hotels…you know…

Posted in:Nicola Peltz|SFW

2017

10

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day

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Doutzen Kroe is topless, in a thong and thankful that at 32, her husband hasn’t officially left her for all the other young hot girls who DJ slut out for him, because he’s a DJ….even though she quit Victoria’s Secret to tour with him, police him, and convince him it was for the kids to spend more time with their touring dad…at least that’s what she tells people…because no one wants to admit they were fired, especially not after being owned by the brand for what must have been a decade…

That said, she’s a mom of two…and butt looks fine…I mean fine as in fine…not as in 90s Black Sitcom fine….because she’s a tall model who isn’t fat even if she’s old …she’s rich and well rested from not working… well taken care of…because she doesn’t want to give her man more reason to leave her….and she can afford all those fancy lotions and creams that make her asshole smell angelic despite what you’d assume is some USHER herpes…thanks to all the EDM loving DJ whores being fucking hot little dirty pussies….who don’t use condoms…since no one uses condom…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2017

10

Aug

Rose Namajunas Butt Shot of the Day

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Rose Namajunas is apparently some UFC fighter that people are excited about because she can kick serious ass – and now that it is considered misogynistic to set up Jello Wrestling at your college bar…the UFC is the only place we can turn to for some chick on chick fighting action….you know it also doubles as a de-gay-ification of the UFC…because all that man on man animalistic testosterone that gives you a boner when you watch…needs to be diverted by chicks…so that you don’t have to deal with your own weird sexuality issues that may stem from you HGH and Tribal Tattoos you like showing off when gangbanging chicks with your bros….

I don’t really get excited by bare ass in mainstream magazines trying to produce clickbait…but I’ll post it anyway…because I like a woman who can kick my ass…because I probably deserve to have my ass kicked by a woman….and I’d definitely get a boner when getting my ass kicked by a woman…like I did in high school when I’d convince girls to wrestle me…entry level seduction…

Posted in:Rose Namajunas

2017

10

Aug

WonderWoman36DD is the Can Girl of the Day

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Her name is WONDERWOMAN36DD ….I am going to assume that is her stage name and not her birth name…because I doubt you’d know when she was born that she’d be a 36DD and more importantly, naming your kid WonderWoman36DD would probably be confusing especially when applying for jobs…unless it was the “right” kind of job…like being a cam girl..

A self starting, entrepreneurial and taking control of her life where that she gets to showcase her amazing and massive tits from the comfort of her own home – while dudes like you jerk off to her…something she’s apparently very INTO…at least according to her bio…

My biggest turn on is a guy who isn`t afraid to ask or tell me what his fantasies are… I really like to make guys cum. If I could, I would LOVE to just have everyone cum ALL OVER me! 😉 SPOIL ME!

Sounds good to me, here are some of her cam girl pics…because I love monster tits…huge tits…amazing tits….

Damn she’s good…

TO SEE MORE OF WonderWoman36DD and OTHER Cam Girls GETTING NAKED CLICK HERE

Posted in:Features

2017

10

Aug

Naked Chick in Naples Lookin’ Mad and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Elbows Girl in the Face WTF

BBC TITS ON BBC TITS ON BBC – FAKE NEWS

Just a Dude Rubbing His Cock on an Unsuspecting Chick in Public

Weird Girl Box

Woman Using Escalator as Fitness Machine Gets Stuck

Dude Stealing Condoms and Money from a Store

Kid Hit By Bus and No One Cares

Gray Whale in Laguna Beach Looking for Heidi and Spencer

Girlfriend VS Cheating Boyfriend’s Car

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

10

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I ask most married women I know to send me videos of them having sex with their husbands, because just because they have sold their souls and lives to be in a prison that is marriage, doesn’t mean I can’t watch them ride a cock like the slut they want to be, because all girls want to be sluts, it’s just hard when you have a damn husband getting in the way…

In other news, I saw two girls or WOMEN 18+ comparing tongues in the grocery store…one was saying “Oh Mine is Way Wider than Yours”….and it almost ended in Teen (18+) Pregnancy….thanks to opening up the flood gates of my imagination.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Pregnant Serena Williams….Says Baby is Proof She’s a Woman…
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Bonfire GETS MAD
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Cat Nursing 8 Baby Hedehogs…
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Lady Gaga Leather On Tour
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Fat as Fuck Plus Sized Model of the Day
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I love this Jessica Simpson Outfit
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TITS IN THE BATH
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The Hendrix of BASS
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Selena Gomez Doing Latest Woody Allen Movie
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Posted in:stepLINKS