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2017

23

May

Christina Milian Erotica of the Day

Christina Milia is barely interesting as a personality, I mean not really that interesting at all, she’s what you’d call typical or is it thirsty, I don’t fucking know, what I do know is that she’s old, yet she’s still doing these erotic photoshoots, clearly attempting to be some bootleg Kim Kardashian to draw attention to herself, or to secure some pool party hosting in Vegas, because the one hit wonder, turned wife of very rich producer knows how to manipulate…

I think she may have been one of the first Disney stars to whore out, besides Britney and I guess all the other Disney kids, because she released a really slutty video people jerked off to, when jerking off to videos was a thing…

I don’t know wha this is for, but it’s weird for a 36 year old mom…but people like it…so cash it in with your vagina like you’ve always had…

The weird thing about this is that she doesn’t need the money, she got put on writing credits of so many songs that make money, like half of Bieber’s catalog, so this is just for her own fun…and exhibitionism…weird..

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2017

23

May

Jessica Simpson is Weird or Drunk and Busty on Ellen of the Day

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Jessica Simpson makes fun of herself and her billion dollar clothing brand while drunk on Ellen, where she mocked lesbianism, herself, her uterus, her marriage, her husband’s masculinity and her audience of people dumber than her that buy her nonsense..all while rocking a bloated fat chick face and fat chick cleavage making it pretty incredible to think she’s managed to get this far…without remembering that there are 30 handlers behind the scenes helping her get dressde in the morning…and doing other basic things half retards can’t do.

I like her…I think she seems likes a good time…and not just because she’s a billionaire, but because of the tits.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW|Videos

2017

23

May

Stella Hudgens Modeling of the Day

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How about some bloated sister of a barely famous chick showing off her tits in a campaign she got for being the sister of a barely famous chick….who has bigger tits that her sister…the barely famous but I guess in reality she’s super famous…that High School Musical shit was everywhere…

I am just mad she didn’t do the Ashley Simpson, and try to rebel or make more noise to stand out from the crowd that is her sister, with racier content and more vagina pics…but she hasn’t even released her vagina pics yet…while Hudgens was one of the first to be “hacked”…bush and everything…more interesting than catalog pics of a fat chick who is only in the pics because she’s more affordable than her sister…if you know what i mean…

Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2017

23

May

Blake Lively Mom Tits of the Day

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Blake Lively’s old battered mom face can always be avoided when she goes out in public showing off her big mom tits…I’d say it was a talent, but it’s more a trick all moms seem to adhere by because they know their pussies are banged out and that their husbands aren’t as into fucking them…and they know, like fat chicks know, that men like tits…and male attention is something they all crave even if they pretend they don’t in their don’t sexualize your tits, let me sexualize my tits, it makes me money and feel good bullshit…

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Posted in:Blake Lively|SFW

2017

23

May

Tallia Storm Being Worked Hard By Her Mom of the Day

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There is always something amazingly erotic about seeing a mother who has created her daughter to be some social media celebrity, by obsessing over her and and putting all kinds of work into her….because she was a publicist and this was her Master’s Thesis project or something….I mean she got this girl to open for Elton John or something equally ridicilous….I mean she got her to Cannes where she’s at Eden Roc like a real celebrity taking slutty selfies, only not really selfies, they are the MOM taking pervy shots of the daughter for the daughter’s instagram…brilliant…

I mean, if you’ve ever been to Scotland, it really is more like Trainspotting than this kind of ass in a bathing suit…and you know that shit took work…and it’s nice to see mom and daughter bonding over how seduce pervert men to jerk off and/or cast the daughter into projects that get them paid.

It’s really a funny dynamic and we’ll see more and more of it over the years thanks to instagram….and tech savvy parents…and thanks to all of us perverts…fighting for the rights of perverts….inspiring the general population to shift more content to cater to our pervert needs….It’s great.

This is so ridiculous, but funny, I like it.

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Posted in:SFW|Tallia Storm

2017

23

May

Sara Sampaio Thong Ass of the Day

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I think it is important to give a personality like Sara Sampaio extra love while she’s being paparazzi fodder in Cannes for the rich guys and perverts she’s escorting for…

Because despite being Portuguese, we can’t hold that against her, she’s also skinny and half naked for a major brand, making her count to me….but more importantly, she is bringing that half nakedness to Cannes…thong on the red carpet…my god…woman is shameless..

I am just mad she didn’t get her period in this outfit…or food poisoning…I mean every since junior high I’ve known how important, edgy and daring white pants are…and ever since I started fucking…I knew how messy white panties got….so whenever I see a whore in white…I look for the green or brown or bloody stains….you know leftover residue from fertility, miscarriage, abortion, infection, excitement from making it…

I see no stains…and for that reason alone…I cry on the inside…while staring at her ass.

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Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

23

May

Kendall Jenner in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Kendall Jenner’s Ass looks amazing…..

This is form some whoring she is doing for her own clothing collection that you know sells millions of dollars worth of China made, toxic, child labor shit no one needs…except maybe for that one piece with her ass out, that shit is what dreams are made of, inspiring, aspirational, selling me the dream…making me a believer…

I know she’s still a Kardashian, but this is what fit, young ass is supposed to be…and this is the way I want to see all girls always…you can’t hate them when they are in thong one pieces…you have to thank them knowing that young girls everywhere will now be ing thong one pieces…

The internet is…a wonderful thing.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

23

May

Georgia Fowler Titties of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing…

She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she is not 12 years old, but that must have been creepy fucking times for her…you know when some creepy predator promises her the world in a coke fueled industry, and her parents sign up for it, paving the way for her to produce tit pics…..

Posted in:Georgia Fowler|SFW

2017

23

May

Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly in Bikini in Cannes but Not Together of the Day

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Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly are both on 100 million dollar yachts in Cannes…you know because they are “basic” and “down to earth” and like the simple things in life, which I know is something I am sure they probably say, as all these vapid money grubbing cunts like to think they are down to earth and that their boyfriend don’t need to have money, it’s just a nice perk, meanwhile they are raging and selfie-ing on the boats so that they can send to all their friends…you know kinda like how they act on the private jets…but with more outdoor space…and paparazzi watching….

The whole thing may be expensive, but it’s pretty trashy…but models in bikinis…not a bad thing…

Posted in:Natasha Poly|Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

23

May

Ariel Winter Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter is sloppy in a bikini top – and all the perverts rejoice to tits in a bikini top like tits in a bikini top are even a thing anymore – I feel like I live in a world where spread asshole with two dicks in it isn’t even a thing anymore – as everyone is a narcissistic asshole obsessed with themselves…so bikini top…big fucking deal…especially on a fucking troll that happens to be celebrated by the TV industry…a DYING industry…but still an industry that pays out motherfuckers….

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