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2017

24

Apr

J.Lo Ass in Leggings of the Day

J.Lo’s made a lot of money from her ass. She’s the first ridiculous large ass that I remember the mainstream picking up on and thinking was great. It was the Latin Fever or Puerto Rico Fever, or Some kInd of fever, that she likely has from the herpes A Rod has, as the touring Athlete who fucked Paris Hilton…he is….but who needs to worry about J.Lo vagina welts…that shit’s too old to care about, but these pants that are doing some kind of miracle are worth focusing on…they remind me of the girl in the grocery store behind me…all thick in the thighs, like I know she was being held together, but the way it rode her cunt….and the way it made her ass round…was the way I wanted to burry my face in it…

I wouldn’t say that’s how I feel about J.Lo…but the ass, one she still uses to land men…is what she wants you to experience so take it all in….and there’s a lot to take in..most asses are this massive…

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2017

24

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Ass is Cellulite Ridden of the Day

Here’s some Doutzen Kroe ass looking it’s age. Like a mom….that she is…like an Ashley Graham..wife to a black dude…which is convenient because that’s exactly what she is. That’s why Victoria’s Secret dropped her, that’s why her DJ husband cheats on her with party sluts, yet she still exists…because she is a Survivor…on the beach in a bikini bottom not giving a fuck that she looks like some kind of lumpy soup or oatmeal…she’s been eating too much of…cuz otherwise..why is her leg a relief map…you know TOPOPGRAPHY…

I don’t fucking know, it looks like she’s melting, and I don’t like when hot models – because body positive – look at my blemishes models….sure it is current and a trend..but it’s disgusting and wrong….GET it together.

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2017

24

Apr

Alyssa Milano, Looking GOod Sweetheart of the Day

Looking Good Sweetheart was a feature I used to do when I was more inspired, motivated that featured a bitch looking terrifying….it wasn’t always a celeb or a whatever the fuck Alyssa Milano is…it was a Grenade, a monster, very gross woman…pre Body Positive shit…

What the fuck is going on here Alyssa Milano…This is a nightmare shit..and I am not saying this because Alyssa Milano called me out years ago for being a pig, a terrible human, I don’t remember what she tweeted, but she blocked me and we never had that LOVE I was looking for…you know the WHOS THE BOSS strap on sex I crave…because anyone who got to be Tony Danza’s daughter, no matter how hairy she is…is PORN to me as she pushes 50.

I m saying this because…what the fuck….

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2017

24

Apr

Woah Calm Down Gisele of the Day

Gisele Bundchen lookin’ good for some campaign, she doesn’t look a day over 20, yet she’s pushing 40, thank you living the permanent vacation life, it allows a bitch to defy nature…with the help of her pile of money –

but more importantly…her husbands stupid money….making them one of the more irritating couple around….and I like to think she’s still a Brazilian Tranny found in some back alley jerking off to some Victoria’s Secret exec – where he realized the no period thing – with the right tuck – would make for the perfect lingerie model – NO pesky pussy juice stains….just man pussy juices…that Brady likes dripping down his weird lockerroom loving chest….that can pay for BOTOX! Or photoshop…or Whatever this is…it’s not what her face Looks lIke…

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2017

24

Apr

Big Sofia Vergara Tits Riding an Inflatable Bull of the Day

Sofia Vergara and her big tits riding and Inflatable bull like the Spanish decendant she is…..has to be a fetish for at least one of you – even if there is just one of you – because big tits in a bikini are timeless, or ageless, even when the tits involved are aging…they’ve managed to make it beyond the cut off date, and seduce their way into the hearts of everyone who like big tits…her thick accent and all … on a hit show…with huge fanbase…insane…but it happened…and it here..like her riding the inflatable…and all it took was big tits, some cocaine, lots of perverts into the spanish nanny accent…and that’s about all it took..

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2017

24

Apr

Debby Ryan Nipple of the Day

You may remember Debby Ryan from when she was on Barney & Friends. Weird….

Yes…a child actor in the Barney Franchise….Weird…..

Yes…whored out by her parents….but more creepily recognized by you – because you shouldn’t watch Barney enough to recognize the 23 year old version of a kid who was on the show – especially when you don’t have kids…it’s what gets you on the registry…where you belong…

She went to some event with no bra on, blazer open, cuz she wanted you to see her tit, so thank her for that with a jerk off…and remember…free the nipple is a good thing – unless I am doing it – in public….because…I’m not a 23 year old with massive nipples…famous from whatever she does – I am too lazy to google her IMDB…when all we care about is the tits…

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2017

24

Apr

Lily Beckinsale’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

Kate Beckinsale may be this weird anti-aging celebrity that virgin nerdy dudes at comicon like jerking off to – because she is a freak of nature – especially for a British woman…

While Lily Beckinsale is the girl who took her mom’s last name and has a wonderful waist to hip ratio – heading into college while being over 18….tight bodied like she’s not because their genetics defy aging and looking at her sexually – is the right thing to do – but when doing it…it’s hard to not think she’s underage – I guess this is what they look for when casting for teen porn…legal but grey area…

Posted in:Lily Beckinsale|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Rat Cow in a Magazine of the Day

Rat Cow bores me, she’s got great tits on a small frame, tits I assume are fake, like the injections she’s getting in her face to attempt to look less birdlike, but is failing at….because she’s a failure…in so many ways – besides showing her tits to get attention and carrying that through sex with Kanye, Ben Affleck and David Fincher and really whoever else will give her money…

What makes this shoot funny is looking deep into the images, like when I took a film class and had to analyze imagery these people put into the script, you’d be like “I think he filled her wrist as a reflection of her inner soul wanting to slit her wrists, because there was a knife in the next frame”….you know shit that school perpetuates but if you asked the filmmaker or artist why they did it, they’d say “I didn’t notice that”…..

You know, her holding a bag of money then sadly hugging a sugar daddy….

SO real…is this a documentary? If it was there’d be more neon signs pointing to her tits…

She was also at an event, showing off her Kardashian surgeries – trying to look like Kim Kardashian, because that’s where the whoring and money is, and this famous for showing tits nobody – who thinks she’s a somebody fucking knows that….

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Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Demi Lovato Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I find it interesting, or maybe it’s obnoxious, for Demi Lovato to push this Love Yourself, body positive bullshit, with what I think is her 5th bathing suit that covers her liposuction scars in the last few days….because she’s a hollywood entertainment industry cunt and that’s just her angling her shit…she doesn’t mean it, not to mention, she’s at the fittest and bustiest she’s ever been, shooting her selfie from the right angle, she’s fucking trained for this her whole life, and there’s little offensive in what she’s doing…

It’s not like Demi Lovato, is out there posting fat sloppy disgusting pics of herself, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to jerk off to this….but I could if I really tried and that’s a first for this lesbian…

I am just mad her Sex Tape with Miley never dropped…that woulda been worth watching…oh well..at least we get bathing suit porno that’s body positive…cuz you’d cum on this body…positivley..

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Kaley Cuoco’s Fitness of the Day

Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot – because she killed John Ritter on set of her first sitcom….as a sacrificial lamb that created her 100 million dollar a year contract for the nerd show she plays the hot girl – despite being 40…cuz nerds are easy to please….

8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but rule number 3 is watch yourself if she’s the kind of girl that craves fame and attention….cuz you’ll be the first to be eliminated…and she’ll justify it by “dad’s aren’t supposed to do that”…in this incest hating society…

She posted these fitness pics, looking good to me…cuz I’m simple like her career marketing hustle…and like old ladies with implants…

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