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2017

09

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has found her skill set and she’s committed to the cause, at least I assume she is, because she’s blocked me on all social media as I guess I used to torment her early on in her career, back when her content was fluffy, beachy romance, before it got dark and broken, struggling to get a career as an edgy model, because she had the size to be a model, not that size matters, unless you’re any girl I’ve slept with, since we are in the era of the monster girls and the midgets being models…

That said, I still like to fixate on her being the recipient of her dad going nuts on her during his divorce to Kim Bassinger…and focusing on her riding their coattails, trying to make a name for herself, pretending to be just existing and that people are genuinely taking interest with her….even though…we’re just here for the tits..

I always think these celeb kids should do more with their lives, but they always just end up being useless, addict weirdos….but I’m still here for the tits.

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2017

09

Aug

Asian Tit Muscles and Other Videos of the Day

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Texas Robbery Fail

Las Vegas Police Shoot a Naked Man

Woman Asks Pastor for Bigger Boobs

Man Catches Snake with his Nose

Ghetto Chick Fight!

Woman Steals a TV

Woman Pulls Tits out at the Company Christmas Party

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2017

09

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Someone told me that they don’t like masturbating because it’s not real…

Everytime I’ve masturbated…it’s been pretty fucking real..

At least according to the mall security guard who kicked me out of the Victoria’s Secret….

YES….morning links.

Usher on the Fat as Fuck Chick WHo Claims He Gave her the Herp by Didn’t Give her the Herp But Could have given her the Herp when all she wanted was a Pizza
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Jumping Cars with Pogo Sticks
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Strange Sea Creatures
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Naked on the Balcony of the Day
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Lena Dunham Cleavage to Throw Up To
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Disney Hates Netflix
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Naked on the Tanning Bed
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Fergie in a Black Bikini
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Huge Ass of the Day
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2017

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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A hot attention girl I’ve been getting nudes from for a very long time reached out to me today to tell me she’s on her way to a photoshoot..

Typical behavior from a chick, they all fucking love photoshoots…

They love posing, they love being on camera, and based on Instagram, they love half naked…

I asked what the shoot was for or what is was about not that I care but you have to give people some feedback when they send you nudes sometimes.. and she said….her photographer is doing close up vagina pics for art…

Oh FOR ART….of course it is for art…what else would it be for…

That makes sense….

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David Letterman is Back for Netflix – Doing a 6 Episode Series – Because Netflix Pays
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Chloe Grace on Being Fat shamed
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Jumping Cars with a Pogo Stick
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Ariel Winter Nipples in a Wife beater
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Fat Ashley Graham Doing Pin Ups for New York Magazine
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Sinead O’Connor – Suicidal
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Jessica Simpson Lookin’ Hot
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Surfer VS Lifeguard
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Amber Heard and Elon Musk on their Breakup…
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Tori Spelling’s WTF Face and Cleavage
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5 Strange Sea Creatures
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Madelaine Petsch – Worth a Fuck
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Drawing on a SLOTH’s Stomach
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Leilani Dowding Nip Slip
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The Trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s Mother is Here…
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Mr Robot Season 3 Teaser
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Kate Beckinsale Looking HOT
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Kate Beckinsale Grabbing Chelsea Handler’s TITS
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Emma Roberts Hot in a Tight Outfit
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Farrah Abraham Big Tits are Magical
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Kendall Jenner – No TIP
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Kendall Jenner – Denies the No Tipping
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20,000 Glow in the Dark Dominos
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Hilary Duff – Hard Nipples
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Allison Brie Alleged NUDES
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The Miss Bum Bum Contestants
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Dog Playing Dead for More Playtime of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hitachi Girl Won’t You Come Out Tonight
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Keisha Grey Tits
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Kendra Sunderland Back in the Library Naked
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Some Big Tits
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VR PORN
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Crazy Japanese Porn
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Squirting Her Brains Out
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Crazy Fit Ninja Girl
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2017

08

Aug

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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There was a time where I would make fun of Ashley Tisdale and her botched nose job – because she was being celebrated as the hottest girl according to the teen choice awards, and I figured it was because she one a game of rock paper scissors with the execs in the marketing department trying to decide which star of High School Musical they would make the winner through CORUPTUON…COLLUSION…RUSSIAN HACKING..

But I would always say “at least she’s got a fit body, because a fit body is better than an unfit body, and all women melt in the face as they expire, the body because more important to their overall existence”….

I spoke too soon, because despite being skinny, she’s looking soft in her bikini pics, and I guess that’s what happens when you get married and turn 40.

But at least she’s not Rihanna fat

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

08

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Getting Ready of the DAy

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Herbie nerd idol, fantasy, fetish, vampire, who still looks amazing despite being old, made a funny joke about her employee or stylist or hair and make-up guy getting up into her crotch to fix the crotch of her outfit…something I know so many virgin losers who are into comics, living in their moms basement, and other NERD th
ings, because not all nerds can become dot com billionaires, or TV hosts for doing their nerd shit, and some NERDS are just the stale cum smelling weirdo with ASPERGERS who has sex dolls or at least computer printouts of Kate Beckinsale stuck to their bedroom wall with cum….

You know…cuz she’s a nerd idol, fantasy, fetish and vapire who still looks amazing.

I’m so glad we went on all those team building kayak weekends since occasionally we are called upon to act like fiddling around with my gusset is a normal part of the work day

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER AT THE EVENT CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER IN ANOTHER DRESS AT THE AFTER PARTY CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2017

08

Aug

Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day

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The highlight of skimpy bikini bottoms the girls, or in this case the old washed up women are wearing, is that when they bend over, you can see the ring around their asshole, the shit stain, or darker rim thanks to not anal bleaching, that like most assholes is bigger than the girl realizes, because she probably doesn’t spend the day looking at her asshole..and never have I been asked by a woman “can you see my anus in this”…but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you can…

This is the ANUS pic I was looking for yesterday. It Happened.

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Posted in:Eva Longoria

2017

08

Aug

Heidi Klum’s Nazi Germany Ancestors Bikini of the Day

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I know Heidi Klum tries to over compensate for her Nazi Ancestors and their killing of the JEWS and other ETHNICITIES while trying to make a master aryan race by having all kinds of different shades of brown babies….

I know that she wasn’t alive when Nazi Germany happened, but her family was…or she could have been because she’s like 60….she could have been a Hitler Youth…YOU DON’T KNOW…but I would assume her grandmother was…and that she was a product of Hitler’s Lebensborn project cuz she’s still hot at 60…and that’s weird…That’s it.

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Posted in:HeidI Klum|SFW

2017

08

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Is Everything Of the Day

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Lily-Rose Depp is hot.

If I was forced to kidnap a celebrity daughter and hold her for ransom because I am desperate to make money for my Tax Bill…I would choose this one…

She seems fun…..like a good time…and she’s good to look at…

But I would never encourage kidnapping anything, I am just using that as an example of how much I like her and think she’s top tier celebrity spoiled brat entitled bullshit you’d expect from someone that was created from Johnny Depp’s testicles..

You know.

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

08

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Instagram Modeling of the Day

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As if I am going to write about Aubrey O’Day and her comeback tour from her relationship with DJ Paulie D from Jersey Shore, because they were both on MTV reality shows at the same time, and I guess she was tired of fucking black dudes….

But as it turns out, her instagram filter face and body is something I can’t help but post because it’s so absurd, sex doll looking, clown with the face injections and lipo on the stomach, and she always had plastic surgery fake tits, so I guess it doesn’t really matter or surprise as much as the surprise that I am posting on her…

Terrifying…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|SFW