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2017

10

May

Celine Farach in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Celine Farach is some chick with a lot of instagram followers, who does photoshoots for bikini companies and has a big round booty…see video:

Here’s a video of her booty…

Apparently, this is one of her photoshoots, and I would have so many very important things about her, but I have never heard of her, I don’t know who she sleeps with for money, or for security, and I don’t even know if I really like her…because I don’t take the time to get to know all the smut that is being posted to social media…I just know that all the garbage behind the smut…like that this girl thinks she’s hot and important..or a business..makes her far more annoying than just her tits…so I keep things pretty superfical…and I guess so does she….Celine Farach we are so the same.

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2017

10

May

Melinda London Big Boobs from Instagram of the Day

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Her name is Melinda London. I know very little about her other than the fact that she is one of 7.500 people I follow on INSTAGRAM who doesn’t follow me back, and she’s not even famous, she’s got 19k follower, who knows how many are real followers, and you’d think she’d take the time to ask me to promote her to my masssive audience since I am an iconic website that his been doing this for 14 years like a fucking idiot.

The more I think about it, the madder I am about this shameless famewhore, Melinda London, who doesn’t follow me on social media…because she only follows 369 people to keep her ratio in check and I’m not “COOL ENOUGH”….even though MY INSTAGRAM IS LIFE CHANGING …

RUDE people deserve rude commentary…you know do unto others, or some shit, but I’m the misogynist or creep the second I call her out for exploiting her big tits to get hits, like an attention seeker with daddy isssues and an ego, thinking that she is hot enough to be at the top…because she pretty much is…but that’s NOT THE POINT…

The point is that Melinda London broke my heart….my spirits and I cry while I objectify her tits…it is all I can do….can’t wait til she googles herself and emails me mean spirited take down notices..

WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES….

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2017

10

May

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day

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You know that when Ronaldo, the gayest man in sports, but also one of the richest and most famous, looks at his girlfriend’s ass…he’s thinking…FUCK I wish there were testicles hanging out of that thong…but dammit…Portugal is Homophobic and we can only fuck men when we win a game and blame it on our excitement as we are a passionate people…

You know when this Georgina Rodriguez was first cast to play the new Irina Shayk, she felt like a fucking lottery winner….and had to use her professional sex worker talents to be engaging, accommodating, but offer enough distress to keep the guy roped in..because whether he’s actually homo or just an icon to homos who don’t know they are homos – despite being into soccer – which is pure homo – he will want wife and marriage – it’s the catholic latin way…

And this bitch knows…make that fucking happen..because that #poollife will be far more rewarding when you’re fat and dumpy and over but still getting paid thanks to the decisions you made with your thong ass in your youth…

GOOD WORK Georgina….

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2017

10

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Racy of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio posted a topless selfie because at the tail end of her career as a half naked hooker who got overpaid based on her looks – in a world where there are so many hot chicks and the fact that this one out of the pile of hot chicks made it – makes zero to no sense….and not just because she’s Catholic, but because there’s nothing to her…showing your tits in a calculated “trying to keep up with the young youngs”…is encouraged…because it’s not fully shameless yet..

I prefer her bikini dance video….and since this is about what I prefer…my useless opinion that has no real substance, value or authority…that’s all I have to say about it..

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2017

10

May

Jude Law’s Bottom Heavy Girl Catherine Harding of the Day

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Catherine Harding is some IRISH singer who has been drinking too many Guinness and looking like too many sloppy bitches I see at IRISH bars, the one place that attracts some of the sloppiest, loudest, trashiest, middle of the road garbage…

She was also a vagina Jude Law put his penis in, because when you’re 50 year old creeper and a 25 year old comes along, you kind of overlook her flaws, like her thighs, if anything you appreciate them – because they aren’t old…YOUTH is a powerful thing….not as powerful as these legs…but POWERFUL none the less…

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2017

10

May

Lia Marie Johnson Gets Naked of the Day

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Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week…

Here she is at CIRQUE School

She posted a nude to the internet…

Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..because you get to see their real life, their personal life…like a fucking peeping tom weirdo…

She’s got 1.6 Million followers, and I guess she’s tired of being called a slut, or slut shamed for her pictures that are clearly designed to get her pervert audience jerking off…use that sex appeal to get what you want…apparently it works…

But she hates being slut shamed…when she’s just an artist…posting nudes…..fighting the oppressing…the struggle…whatever the fuck this is….it’s young girls making too much money for their opinion they think people care about…even though it doesn’t matter…her following makes her think otherwise…

THAT said her nude is ok though, step in the right direction, definitely…

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2017

10

May

Nicole Scherzinger’s Photoshopped to Shit in a Bikini Vacation of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is on vacation in Hawaii because I guess she’s been busy working on the new Dirty Dancing, that basically will destroy a movie I have an emotional attachment to, because seeing Jewish rich kids getting with poor dudes and losing their virginity is porn to me…set to song and dance…sign this motherfucker up…

The fact that they have some Arab chick playing the slutty pregnant chick who gets the abortion and that Patrick Swayze protects cuz that’s what Dance Partners Do….it’s the code of the dance…is not as disgusting as the fact that they are redoing the classic…and LITTLE Miss Sunshine is BABY…what the fuck…

Enough of that…the real concern is how hard this dancing Pussycat doll bitch face tunes, I mean she’s so smoothed out in the face she might as well should have erased her damn face…like everyone on social media….love!

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2017

10

May

Model Getting Butt Injections and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Simple Man VS an Escalator

Englishman Shoots Gun like Faggot

Lion Attacks Trainer

Mosquito Swarm

Kid’s Leg Gets Stuck in Escalator

Nude Artist of the DAy

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2017

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to intellectualize things like a college girl trying to justify fucking the entire football team…being an empowering thing….not very well, but it makes sense to me and the idiots I am trying to manipulate into believing that there’s a deeper meaning to my shitty actions…it’s like how whenever I do anything wrong to my wife, like fucking hookers, or eat hookers out, which is disgusting when you see the hookers I fuck…I blame alcoholism….because it’s a disease….you know that I can’t control….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Early Audtion Photos of the Star
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Dying Granny can Still Sing….
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Native Hawaiian Hero Played by a White Person…OH NO
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Guinness World Records for Ghost Chili Peppers
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Oh Shit Some Old Bitch Called Madonna a Movie Killer
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Romee Strijd Bras
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Crazy Landscape in China that was the Inspiration for Avatar is Crazy
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Drunk Baseball Player of the Day
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Puff Daddy Flashes His Dick to his Chef
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Titty Flash of the Day
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Still Looking at Kate Upton Cleavage
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2017

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I enjoy telling girls that periods are unnatural….and despite what science tells us, it’s unnatural…because they get so mad.

Seriously, try it tonight….tell a random girl in a bar that you think periods are vile, disgusting and that you can smell them on women and it makes you want to puke…because…they get so mad.

It’s a solid troll. You’re welcome.

Here are some stepLINKS…

50 Cents House Broken Into Cops Go Nuts
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Kim Kardashian Hard Nipple
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Ana Braga is My Girlfriend and She’s Hot..
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Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones USES the N Word
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Impressive NASCAR Crash
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Danielle Campbell – Tits in a Leopard Print…..
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Crazy Asian Woman Attacking Randoms
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J.Lo and A.Rod
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Blade Runner Official Trailer
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Haylie Duff Monster
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Joanna Krunka Tit for the Paprazzi
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Mariah Carey Panty Flash..
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Katherine Langford Worth a Fuck
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Christina Milian Tits….
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Kourtney Kardashian Hard Nipples
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Imogen Thomas at the Beach
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Ricky Martin Loves Kate Upton’s Cleavage
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Bill Clinton is Writing a book with James Patterson
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5 Riddles that Will Trick Your Brain…
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Christina Milian – WHore
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Polynesian Husking Coconut
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Crazy Asian Bitch
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Karlie Kloss Promoting Bullshit
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Mom with Alzheimers Can Still Play and Sing Country Song with her Son….Pretty Nice
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Some Performer Named Kehlani Has a Breakdown on Stage
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You can get Grateful Dead Guitar
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Naked Ashley Graham
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Selena Gomez in Glamour Mag….
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Conrad Hilton
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Diddy Chef Sues For Seeing Too much Diddy Dick…
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Cat Gets in Bag and Instantly Regrets It
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Abigail Ratchford Big Tits
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Hot Ass Shooting Guns
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Brook Wright – Big Tits in Shower
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Hot Booty
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Girl Masturbates for Camera
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Mom Daughter TITS
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Nikki Jackson Huge Tits in Black Lace…
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Naked Bitch on Tumblr
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First Anal Ends in Tears
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Sisters Masturbation Copetition..
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MOTHER DAUGHTER TITS
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Frat Party Pussy Eat
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Ass Licking Gif
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