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2017

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are some SEXTS that I’ve used in my SEXTING that You can copy and paste in your sexting, let me get you laid, or not, for you….

“I ate so many damn burgers for dinner, you know BBQ season, I just don’t have anyone to shit on”…

Or for the Romantic types

“I would love to sneak into your hotel room – taking you into the bathroom – locking the door behind you…turning you to face the mirror….your hands on the counter…as I start pulling down whatever pants you may be wearing right now…only to bury my face in your ass and start eating you out from behind..my hands rubbing up and down your thighs over your clit, my fingers running through your pubic hair ….my tongue sliding into you…….all while you watch yourself in the mirror so you know it’s really happening…i want you soaking and pushing your ass into my face….almost suffocating as i bring you closer to orgasm…my cock throbbing with excitement as i tease your little pussy..as i control you with my mouth…”

Or for the basics:

“I will eat your ass. You know I love that Shit”.

Or for the man children looking to turn on spinster women who are 40, single, no kids…tap into the emotional void in her soul…

“Come and change my diaper and breast feed me momma”….

OR for the girl who doens’t know Chlamydia is called The Clap, because she’s 20 and they all have it and think it’s just called Chlamydia, because they all have it…

“You’re sexy and I know it…Clap my clap with your mouth”

Not a deterant but here are some stepLINKS

Jessica Chastain Rolling Her Eyes at Johnny Depp
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100 People Seductively Eat a Banana
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Larsa Pippen Slut in a Bikini
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Xenia Deli – Hot Slutty Trophy Wife
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Alexandra Daddario Big Cleavage
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The A-Ha Video without Music is The Worst…
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Lucy Hale Ass in Tight Pants
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Some Nasty Bitch Named Jemma Lucy Naked
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Orange is the New
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Hot Titty Flash of the Day
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Naked Photogra
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Early Audition Photos of the Star
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Suki Waterhouse BTS of a Shoot
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Hot Tits Busting Out of a Medium Bikini Top
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THis Bitch is TOo Old for Hollywood….
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Angelina Jolie Slutty Outtakes from 1998
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Stop Telling The Rock Run for President
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Romee Strijid is a Hot VS Model in Tight Pants
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David Spade is Fucking the Cash Me Ousside Girl
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Mother Duck Leads New Ducks Through School
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Some Disney Slut in a Car
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Joel Silver Selling Malibu Mansion
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Legendary Felines of Japan’s Cat Island
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Bella Thorne Nipples
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Jennifer Lopez – Old and Boring
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Kerri Russel Big Smiles
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Daynond John Thyroid Cancer
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Some Bitch Named Bev Mitchell Bra
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Slutty Kendall and Bella Hadid and a Latch On.
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Hobby Horse Competition
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Pixie Lott in Lingerie
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Mariah Carey – Panty Flash
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Germany Next Top Model Slutty
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Jesus Christ Superstar
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Random Tumblr Porn
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Dude Jump Starting
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naked on the beach
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Woman Caught Nude Modeling in Mall
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Hot Naked Chick Trying on a Necklace
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When Metrosexuals Attack
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Masturbating Chick
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Crazy Orgasm
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Some girl with Big Tit
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2017

10

May

Katy Perry and her Shameless Democratic Plug of the Day

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Katy Perry and her hard nipple with a push up bra…promoting her girl Hillary Clinton, the one who lost to TRUMP, you may remember her as the snake from the election that lasted as long as it did, and that helped polarize the country…by being one of the best viral stunts of all time…

I don’t know if anyone actually is into or supporting of Trump and his insanity at this point….but I don’t follow that shit, but Katy Perry clearly does, you know because she’s a political analyst who really understands the world because she’s tricked the fuck out of it…after selling her soul to the devil….to create Katy Perry…

Either way, she;’s in a bathing suit, with her big tits….hard nipple…exciting..

She was also in a bikini – not lookin’ so hot – but in her defence she never does…

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2017

10

May

Martha Hunt Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s property – who is also owned by Victoria’s Secret Martha Hunt…in in a magazine looking good….enough…

I’ve said this before…but I’ll say it again:

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret “Angel” whatever that means. She’s one of the few Americans, because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want to make America great again.

They manufacture overseas and they don’t pass the savings onto the American mall shopping people. Instead they line their pockets with the money saved with slave labor.

They also import these immigrants and get them visa’s because they know the system instead of giving the work to their own people….so they may be in every mall…but they seem to shit on the American dream pretty fucking badly in the process..

But not this….this Martha Hunt…is

Here’s her instagram:

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2017

10

May

Stella Maxwell Semi Naked for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Stella Maxwell…is spreading her legs strategically for VOGUE BRAZIL, because she’s a famous model…hipster to VICTORIA SECRET promo model…

Not spreading legs for MILEY CYRUS who she leveraged….or now her sugar momma Kristen Stewart…it’s like “all I do is let these broken famous chicks eat my pussy and win”…..tactics people…trick the masses, get paid…making a hot couple you’d jerk off to if lesbian porn wasn’t so anti-climatic…

Here are those pics…

Here are some slutty from her instagram…

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2017

10

May

Nina Agdal Looking Old in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a monster of a person….she comes across as fit and active in photos, she even scammed Sports Illustrated and Leonardo DiCaprio into thinking she’s something special or worth showcasing….not that Leo knows the difference, he’s too busy fucking dudes to notice the models he has around groupie-ing and leveraging their connection with him to as much press as possible….but Sports Illustrated could have done a lot better, instead they handed her out a career….I don’t get it…

But I like to think it’s cuz she’s got Downs Syndrome – based on her big forehead – you an attempt to affirmative action her, like she was Ashley Graham fighting for fatness, the retard version…

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2017

10

May

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Not Pregnant in this Photoshoot of the DAy

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is 8 months pregnant, with is disgusting, not because she’s pushing 40 and has been doing this model thing for a long time, I figure her having kids is a normal thing that women do…like having their period….

BUt that doesn’t mean I need to accept it as a natural or normal thing. I get it, humanity needs to continue and they are coded like trained animals to breed…and I get it, the uterus needs to shed their lining because they couldn’t design humans better, and I get it science will say it is normal and accept it as fact..biology…just what we do and how we work…but I don’t buy it…

It’s some alien evidence, it’s disgusting, and it destroys these bitches at their core and by core I mean pussies..

That said, she did this shoot when she wasn’t overly pregnant..so take it in because she is great and I have been a fan of hers for a long time, so mourn her…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley|SFW

2017

10

May

Celine Farach in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Celine Farach is some chick with a lot of instagram followers, who does photoshoots for bikini companies and has a big round booty…see video:

Here’s a video of her booty…

Apparently, this is one of her photoshoots, and I would have so many very important things about her, but I have never heard of her, I don’t know who she sleeps with for money, or for security, and I don’t even know if I really like her…because I don’t take the time to get to know all the smut that is being posted to social media…I just know that all the garbage behind the smut…like that this girl thinks she’s hot and important..or a business..makes her far more annoying than just her tits…so I keep things pretty superfical…and I guess so does she….Celine Farach we are so the same.

Posted in:Celine Farach|SFW|Videos

2017

10

May

Melinda London Big Boobs from Instagram of the Day

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Her name is Melinda London. I know very little about her other than the fact that she is one of 7.500 people I follow on INSTAGRAM who doesn’t follow me back, and she’s not even famous, she’s got 19k follower, who knows how many are real followers, and you’d think she’d take the time to ask me to promote her to my masssive audience since I am an iconic website that his been doing this for 14 years like a fucking idiot.

The more I think about it, the madder I am about this shameless famewhore, Melinda London, who doesn’t follow me on social media…because she only follows 369 people to keep her ratio in check and I’m not “COOL ENOUGH”….even though MY INSTAGRAM IS LIFE CHANGING …

RUDE people deserve rude commentary…you know do unto others, or some shit, but I’m the misogynist or creep the second I call her out for exploiting her big tits to get hits, like an attention seeker with daddy isssues and an ego, thinking that she is hot enough to be at the top…because she pretty much is…but that’s NOT THE POINT…

The point is that Melinda London broke my heart….my spirits and I cry while I objectify her tits…it is all I can do….can’t wait til she googles herself and emails me mean spirited take down notices..

WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES….

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2017

10

May

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day

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You know that when Ronaldo, the gayest man in sports, but also one of the richest and most famous, looks at his girlfriend’s ass…he’s thinking…FUCK I wish there were testicles hanging out of that thong…but dammit…Portugal is Homophobic and we can only fuck men when we win a game and blame it on our excitement as we are a passionate people…

You know when this Georgina Rodriguez was first cast to play the new Irina Shayk, she felt like a fucking lottery winner….and had to use her professional sex worker talents to be engaging, accommodating, but offer enough distress to keep the guy roped in..because whether he’s actually homo or just an icon to homos who don’t know they are homos – despite being into soccer – which is pure homo – he will want wife and marriage – it’s the catholic latin way…

And this bitch knows…make that fucking happen..because that #poollife will be far more rewarding when you’re fat and dumpy and over but still getting paid thanks to the decisions you made with your thong ass in your youth…

GOOD WORK Georgina….

Posted in:Georgina Rodriguez|SFW

2017

10

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Racy of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio posted a topless selfie because at the tail end of her career as a half naked hooker who got overpaid based on her looks – in a world where there are so many hot chicks and the fact that this one out of the pile of hot chicks made it – makes zero to no sense….and not just because she’s Catholic, but because there’s nothing to her…showing your tits in a calculated “trying to keep up with the young youngs”…is encouraged…because it’s not fully shameless yet..

I prefer her bikini dance video….and since this is about what I prefer…my useless opinion that has no real substance, value or authority…that’s all I have to say about it..

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