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2017

08

May

MTV Movie Awards Happened of the Day

I think it’s wonderful when irrelevant events, that used to hold so much clout because they were on MTV and MTV was a huge deal, even if they were their second tier awards show, people actually tuned in….and now they dont…

But fast forward to a time when cable TV doesn’t matter, and that the Networks haven’t figure out how to use digital, allowing shit like NETFLIX to win….when they had all the money in the world to NOT let NETFLIX ever exist…but were too slow, with their heads of their asses to adapt…and NO ONE CARES…

I can assume you, that I am not the demographic for MTV move Awards, but that their Demographic didn’t actually watch the shit, their ratings were shit, and sure advertisers still give them stupid money, even though no one watches them, because advertsers are just as dumb as cable television that was supposed to be the voice of the youth, in an era where the youth doesn’t care.

I love that I didn’t have any idea this was happening and I run a celebrity titty site, and follow all these cunts on social media, it just didn’t penetrate the noise…AMAZING…

End of an era that should have been taken out back and shot when they created Tila Tequila, and the Jersey Shore…Fuck you MTV…and the shitty events you keep producing cuz you don’t know what else to do, you don’t want to admit defeat, even though no one would notice if you fucking stopped it…mid show even…

Here are some sluts who were there:

Shay Mitchell – Who Pretended she was a Kardashian…

Gal Gadot and her Mom Tits…

Alex Daddario Who Forgot her Tits…

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Emma Watson for the Creepy Harry Potter Fan Boys…

Hailee Steinfed Less Fat Since Fucking Bieber

: Hailee Steinfeld arrives at the MTV Movie and TV Awards at the Shrine Auditorium on Sunday, May 7, 2017, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP)

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Zendaya Coleman, Bella Thorne’s Costar from when they were both training to be grown up, legal sluts….

Jillian Rose Reed, never heard of her but she’s built and upholstered like a granny’s couch in FLORIDA…

This Peyton R. List…She’s Good…

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Cara Delevingne – Edgy with her shaved head….that no one cares is shaved….but that would be fun to cum on – because the way the cum oozes off reminds you of jerking off on Barbie Dolls as a teen….right?

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GARBAGE. Trash. REAL.

Posted in:Events|SFW

2017

08

May

Pixie Lott in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Pixie Lott is on a mission, look at her selfies…

I am more into her Easter Themed erotical…all fluffy tail and erotic…EDGY

If you’ve ever fucked a girl with a tail butt plug in…you’ll know..when you pull on the tail, it feels good for them…they beg for you to pull the tail…I guess Pixie Lott is trying to embody that…

How about some PIXIE LOTT PERFORMING…

I find it interesting, but not really, but interesting enough that women for a while now have found it makes perfect sense to wear lingerie for their stage shows, like they are a bunch of singing strippers, who get paid way more than strippers, because of the singing thing, but that still dress slutting and dance around stage, often times for little kids…who are their fans…because I’ve never heard of Pixie Lott, I mean I’m sure I’ve posted on her a lot more for a LOTT, but she doesn’t really exist in my everyday locking myself away in my house…on the couch…like a hermit…that I am…

Her body is great, her slimy face like a cumshot bukake, her lingerie not sheer enough, her nipple pasties, boring…but overall a great take on being a Miley Cyrus..edgy….

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Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2017

08

May

Ariel Winter’s Rebuilt Tits at Disney of the Day

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I don’t know if I bothered posting these pictures last week when I first saw them but they made me laugh…thinking about her dumpy ass rubbing up on all the rides little kids put their grubby hands all over, often times their mouths, sucking in the herpes cuz she’s in Hollywood, vaginal juices of this pig, that you know oozed out of her all over dumbo’s fucking ears, because that’s how fat girls work, their pussies always soaking…maybe it’s a hormonal thing, but I think it’s a hygiene thing…so much sweat..

NOW, I don’t like Ariel Winter or her rebuilt titties, but there’s something nice about a battered soul showing up to the Happiest Place on Earth, dressed like a street hooker in a jumper, or a drunken college girl, who doesn’t give a fuck how vile she is, she feels hot and wants to get fucked and that’s all that matters…

She’s rich, she’s from TV, and people like her….people I call weirdos who watched her grew up…because the only way you can like her is if you have an emotional attachment to her, like when your wife gets old and fat and you still eat her ass…it’s like familiar or family or I guess they mean the same thing…you’re used to it, it’s home, you do it because she’s beautiful in your mind thanks to the brainwashing fucking working…STOCKHOLM EFFECT THANKS TO IMPRISONMENT…

She’s such a troll….look at them thighs rubbing together…SAVAGE.

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

08

May

Eliza Dushku in a One Piece of the Day

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Albanian Eliza Dushku was in Albania where she decided to get into a one piece because she may be in her 40s, but that doesn’t mean she can’t be the hot chick, just not too hot, because some old lady stomachs are better left unseen…even when statistically they are better than most old lady stomachs because they did that whole vapid hollywood thing for two decades before going back to college to have some more substance in her life..

This is about as exciting as it gets for weirdos from Boston with their weirdo Boston pride…the pussy version….not the sports version….which is what Boston Trash is usually more into.

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|SFW

2017

08

May

Megan Fox VS the Green Screen of the Day

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Megan Fox participated in some campaign for some watches because she’s desperate for work and will do pretty much anything….especially when the pitch is “we’ll make you bigger than NEW YORK BABY”….on some Godzilla shit, but on some figurative implications that she is in fact BIGGER than NEW YORK…because she’s Megan Fox…

When in reality, she fell off the map to make babies with some fucking washed up actor, who really mind fucked her proper, not enough for her to not cheat on him with other celebrities, that’s how you get work and stay relevant, but enough to stick it out with him…weird…

She’s just old and plastic surgery ridden…but all you old timers still want to fuck her and I guess there’s some merit to that…if you didn’t also want to fuck anything you see with a pussy that isn’t 500 lbs…

Megan Fox…is no Alba, but it is remarkable she didn’t end up in porn…funny how that happens…

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

08

May

Madison Beer Yoga Pose of the DAy

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I guess I should do a titty post, I’m too busy trolling social media, you know since people don’t care about websites anymore – or what website people have to say – because we aren’t relevant on Instagram or some shit…like we were Madison Beer, a youtuber who was hired by Bieber or signed to Bieber in exchange for sex…because he likes underage girls, or has historically, from Selena Gomez to pre-18 Hailey Baldwin…to this one…who is doing some YOGA bullshit with her tits hanging out for no reason besides getting paid…which takes out the excitement in it, the creep factor, all the good..it’s like I want my voyeurism to feel authentic and organic, not something fed to me…it’s the same reason I hate porn…it’s so fucking structured and monetized like a science, whatever happened to just two people fucking…while I hide on their fire escape and watch…if you know what I mean.

She was shopping with her bald sugar daddy – or lover – with his wad of cash…and these are her legs:

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

08

May

FEMEN Protestors Like Showin Tit…and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Lady Gets Assaulted by a Dude at a Party for Asking them to Turn the Music Down

Girl Fight Ends with Fire Extinguisher

Suicidal Girl Save

It’s The End of This Woman….

Drinking a Guinness the Dumbest Way

Fair Fail…

Stage Fail

EEL Pulled From Body

Man Catches That baby!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whether you spend your morning sexting a fat girl, debating with a hot girl whether the earth is flat or not, because if American really went to the moon 50 years ago, there would be a McDonalds built on it 47 years ago, or trying to negotiate nudes with a girl by telling her you’ll buy them off her because you feel sorry for her for having a Pussy more beat up than ready to drop Porn, you know typical prove me wrong tactics….

You aren’t living up to your full potential, but I am ok with that, what else would I possibly want to be doing other than that…nothing.

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning, cuz it’s monday, the day of rest…

Elderly Adele Porn
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Nicki Minaj is Paying Off College Debt…
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Kim Garner – HOT IN A BIKINI
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The Comedian Who Dresses 14 Year Olds in Dildo Costumes
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The Rally Car Almost Drives off a Cliff
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Dunkirk – The New Christopher Nolan
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Zendaya Got Tween Cleavage
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Chris Rock Cheating…Cuz He’s Rich…Makes Sense To Me…
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Chinese Grandpa Dancing
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2017

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to convince a girl to let me braid my beard into her pussy hair – so that we can feel like conjoined twins…connected in this universe…is really not taken as seriously as it should…because it’s the only thing I want to do..and bitches just laugh it off..

I don’t keep track of dates or dumb events because it’s CINCO DE MAYO after all, and as a half mexican, I feel I should be gifted in ways beyond the cultural appropriation of Tequila Mockingbird going down in Mexican restaurants everywhere today…all sombrero…drunk bitches…white girls often times who are SJWs in their own right at their colleges unaware of their hyporcisy….all day…everyday

Here are some stepLINKS…drink you cunts…drink…

Rich Cunts Smoking in the Bathroom at the Met Cuz THey Trash…
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Paris Jackson for Calvin Klein
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Kim Garner Hot Bikini Shoot
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Gigi Hadid VS Taylor Swift
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Jessica Biel Timberlake’s Untouched Cuz He’s a Homo Wife
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Charlotte Flair Naked is Hilarious
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Resevoir Dogs 25 Years Later
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The First Blade Runner Teaser
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Joanna Krupa – Busty
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Naked Ashley Graham
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Grandparents VS Escalator
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Nip Slip of the Day
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LSD VS your Brain
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T2 Judgement Day – Trailer Released
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Kim Garner Bikini Shoot…
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Kendall Jenner VS India
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DIY Ping Pong Table for 1 Because You’re Sad
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Weird Elipitical Running Robot
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Anna Wintour is a Great Damme
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Lizzie Cundy Nipple
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Ashley Graham’s Biopic is Called “Eat as Much as You Can”
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Ellie Bamber – Worth a Fuck
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People Laugh At Ariel Winter Because of her Outfit at Some Media Event Where She Looks like a Trashy Trash
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Puking Wedding Minister
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The People are Awesome Compilation
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Rooney Mara’s House is Amazing
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Camila Mendes – not Hot – but Worth a Fuck
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Robots at the Wheel…
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Drake’s Baby Momma and her big Booty
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Chrissy Teigen Rant of the DAy
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Greek Slut – See THrough
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Three Girls Naked Together
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Hooker Who Got Baited to Suck Dick for 25 Dollars and McNuggets
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Some Shitty Glamour Shoot of Some Slut
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Some Slut Named Sharon with the Big Tits
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Great Fucking Tits
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Lesbians!
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Throwback to a Naked Pyramid
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Cam Whore Bitten By Shark – After Being Fed to Sharks – in a Weird Promo for a Cam Site
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If Your Cum Shots Last More than an Hour…
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Great Fucking Tits
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The Way You’re Supposed to Drink Jack
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Nude Shoot of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Great Fucking Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

05

May