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2017

17

Apr

Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day

I hate that I am posting or promoting the new episode of Lip Sync Battle for Spike, who have done zero to nothing to ever promote me, at least not that I remember, I feel like they have never done anything for me…

Well, they have one show that works still, in an era where TV is dead, and they milk the fuck out of it, like you’ll want to milk the fuck out of Kate Upton’s tits, while she’s on all fours…because as fat as Kate Upton has been, despite it being ignored, her tits have always been why she matters, I mean that and her family fortune because one of them invented the Washing Machine, but that doesn’t matter..when you put a bitch with fat tits on all fours…the people who like fat tits, which is every dude everywhere, will like watching…it’s her best angle…thanks to her push up bra..

YES this is Spike pandering for views..but sometimes…you just got to give motherfucker the views they want…because there’s a fat bitch with big tits on all fours showing off her tits..

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

Sure, shameless, low hanging fruit, but that’s what life is about and I am glad to see people branded as Men’s tv are still bringing the misogyny in this patriarchy…

We as men need wet t-shirt contests, growin women in girls in school girl outfits and really all slutty costumes…it is what makes us work, and what gets girls work…without us being so basic…so many of these women that are millionaires today – wouldn’t exist…because so many women who are millionaires did shit like this…magic…so simple…but the male mind is simple..quit trying to fuck with it and make us a bunch of girls.

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2017

17

Apr

Paris Hilton Still Has a Nipple of the DAy

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Coachella just got relelvant, I mean sure it’s fucking relevant, so many people talk about it, ask about it, mention it, go to it…but it just doesn’t matter, none of that matters, the millions upon millions of dollars they make with it, and that people make being part of it….just doesn’t matter…

Until Paris Hilton is there showing her nipples in her shirt…because that is the stamp of approval, the sign of success…the everything you need to see, know or experience at COACHELLA…because Paris Hilton may not matter – but her presence does…and I guess her nipple does….and for that you should all go watch her sex tape to remember the good days…

This outfit…this woman…everything. Paris Hilton knows what matters.

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2017

17

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Tries to Get Her Sex Appeal Back of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel realizes she just had a kid – and that it will take hard work and drive to get back into her model shape. She will require all the cosmetic procedures available in Miami – and paid for by her lifeline – Victoria’s Secret…..but it will require more, so much more, like posting erotica like laying in the water – tits out for a shoot….knowing that this is the kind of thing that matters…

She has historically been boring as a celebrity / social media / promo model star. Her shit has been so basic and the slutty has come for the most part from Victoria’s Secret catalogs…and not actually from anything she’s done or cooridinated. Sure she was probably a whore in her personal life – but she didn’t need to put that out there…

But having a kid – that changes everything…it makes girl feel insecure and have to put in that work she never put in before because it just came naturally – and I am all for that…or this…keep up the slut videos mom. The way MOMS are supposed to be. Cuz you don’t get cum up in you without being a slut…

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2017

17

Apr

Ariel Winter Diaper Bikini of the Day

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Ariel Winter wore a diaper looking bikini to some Coachella Event to remind you that she’s a fucking over rated piled of disgusting shit -the sloppiest of sloppy – that I don’t think many dudes look at and think are hot – that’s reserved for the few dudes who watched her grow up on a shitty show – people seem to watch – even though it is on Network TV and that’s a dated concept…but what I guess is timeless is wanting to have sex with the girl on TV, because she comes across as more important or hot…even when she’s clearly not…it’s that stamp of approval….the she’s a celebrity stamp of approval…that makes her big tits she’s cut off and that grew back cuz she’s big…matter…

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2017

17

Apr

Kendall Jenner – Butt Shot of the DAy

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Kendall Jenner so shameless…going to parties in a thong because she’s confident in her ass…as a kardashian without the ARMENIAN DNA – she’s been trained to be shameless…and sure her ass is good…but that doesn’t matter – she’s a Kardashian and thus shit….

The only thing we can hope that comes from this, other than shit, because it is an ass, an ass that starves itself but knows all the ass tricks thanks to being raised by it…even her father got in on it when he was in the process of cutting off his dick…these people can make anything – hairy monster or not look fuckable…fucking witch doctors or sorcerers..

The only thing we can hope comes from this, is that all the lame followers she’s got – start wearing their thongs around to events…I feel like it will make more things interesting – whether it is CHURCH or whatever event…thongs make it better – and the asses don’t need to be injected, cool sculpted or trained…any ass will do…just as long as it is in a thong to stare at.

The world – is a weird place…

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2017

17

Apr

Katharine McPhee Riding Horses in Bikini Tops of the Day

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Katharine McPhee posted a picture of her in a bikini top riding a horse for all you Beastiality fetishists who are fighting like the homosexuals for marriage, but for your right to legalize animal love, as it shouldn’t be up to the state to get decide what I make love to…or ride until I reach orgasm, as Katharine McPhee is demonstrating…grinding up on a horses back…

I don’t actually know who Katharine McPhee is beyond an American Idol…but she is on a horse making a big stomach joke – cuz girl calls herself out for sucking in, when she wouldn’t have it any other way, like most girls, even fat girls, no one genuinely puts out their best gut pic…even when they are trying to be body positive about the shit…who cares…bikini on horse…not at coachella…good.

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2017

17

Apr

Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead….

Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do…

Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter

She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful..

When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top…

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2017

17

Apr

Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day

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Nicki Minaj wore a great shirt…BONDAGE ropes…because she’s so fucking hard…

Just not hard enough to show her actual tits – because despite being a shameless, plastic surgery ridden, monster – who basically through out her candy-coated – acting school nonsense act for the record labels to speak to the direction the kids of today respond to – like porn and slutty bad behavior – she shifted….

So she’ll get out there with her tits tied up like a fetish video, for a selfie…but she won’t actually be in the fetish video because that’s crossing the line…

Even though Nicki Minaj is a fetish in and of herself, that some people jerk off to, meaning to at least one person out there – her big titty implants are a fetish…so this one’s for you…

I find the whole thing pretty boring…really..

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Courtney Stodden Titty Flash at Disney of the Day

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Seeing her plastic / jacked up face trying to emote – is hilarious…

The wind when she already looks like she’s in a wind tunnel – is hilarious…

Courtney Stodden is no joke though, I mean maybe she is…but I like it…

I like that she’s porning up the most magical place on earth, because that’s what Trash does – and a world without TRASH is a world not worth living in..

She’s a big titty monster no one cares about – but I love it…I think it’s everything and more…and most importantly, I’m just glad she’s not at COACHELLA>..

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2017

17

Apr

Kate Beckinsale in a Slutty Bikini Pose of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale the never dying pussy you want to have sex with because you saw Underworld 15 years ago – and you’re still fucking into the babe in the movie – because she looks the fucking same – which is weird – creepy even – but not too creepy to want to stare at her bikini or bathing suit pics –

I mean sure there are some filters going on here, and she’s in a one piece, covering her stomach..and she’s cropped aggressive and wearing a shirt over her arms…and sunglasses over her old lady eyes – but she’s got it down – she knows how to keep bringing it – and that is something more moms of college aged girls need to learn – as there is not enough of them to go around – and most college aged girls need moms like this and not having moms like this is a total disservice to everyone…

Let Kate Beckinsale be more than just a body / personality you jerk off to – let her be an inspiration to moms everywhere to get it the fuck together.

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