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2023

13

Sep

Jennifer Aniston Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if Jennifer Aniston is in Maui searching for bodies, or trying to stake her claim on some new property for when the rich buy up all the land that wasn’t covered by insurance…..

I just know that the old as fuck dinosaur is old as fuck, past her prime and even when she was in her prime, was an overrated product of marketing.

I don’t beleive anyone actually thought she was hot, or interesting or fun to watch, we were just fed her big hard nipples, that I assume were prosthetic and ran with it like the perverts that we are. The media LIED, it manipulated us for their personal gain and we FELL FOR IT…

The media told us she was a babe, the hottest strong jaw around and we didn’t care, we just wanted the hard nipples..

So now that she’s old, menopausal, childless, she’s actually pretty sad, those tits never latched on the way nature intended because she had a career to commit to…while being as blown out as a mom who did….what a waste of a womb…

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2023

13

Sep

Leni Klum Bikini Tits of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….I am willing to turn this site into a Leni Klum fan site since she’s the most interesting thing to happen in the last decade of posting about celebs, their kids and other random whores…

She’s a product of Eugenics, her ancestors Nazis, but it wasn’t their fault, that’s just what being complicit fucks is about….

She’s also without father, despite these videos being form her father’s yacht, but he probably only signed her up to being his daughter after he saw how big the tits are…

Her mom Heidi Klum, her adopted father Seal, her real dad some criminal italian billionaire who fucks Heidi Klum so hard that he denied knocking her up…

Now she’s on a mission to keep Heidi’s womb relevant as one that made these amazing tits, but not posting her tits nearly enough to really run a fan site on her….but when they happen, when the tits are released, even recycled content from her trip last month, I bring them to you, because they are important.

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2023

13

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls…like alt girls…are a little on the terrifying side of things…

I don’t think weed’s all that crazy, or that it necessarily reduces the quality of life, or makes you all schizo, even if it makes a motherfucker a laid back zombie who can’t be bothered or phased….

I just think ladies producing content around smoking weed, like it’s a sexual prop is weird….

Are they trying to big deal out of weed, like brag that they smoke weed, in a world where it is legal. Are they being ambassadors to the lifestyle MAN, or they are so involved in weed culture that they need the world to know they smoke, like it’s edgy?

I thought the modern take on ALT or GOTH was becoming trans and cutting your tits off, not this soft weed smoking approach…

Is it cheesy and unstable…..are they medicated, down to fuck, just trying to make money, just trying to manipulate the weed smoking man….

Shockingly, they aren’t too lazy, high, or mind numbed to partake in some sleazy self produced weed content because it’s probably better than an actual job….and they need that money to buy that weed bro…

Here’s a bunch of weed girls…

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2023

13

Sep

Hilary Duff Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is the crowd favorite, making the news this week because now that Danny Masterson was brought down for rape and Ashton Kutcher defended the homie, because the handlers have dirt on Kutcher, the world, including the Masterson rape victims are calling out Kutcher, who we have all collectively hated since his inception and celebrity…dude’s a fucking loser no matter how hard he wins…more retarded than his retarded twin brother..

Anyway, part of that dragging of Kutcher is pulling old clips where one stated how keen he is, dick in hand ready, for Hilary Duff to turn 18 so he can fuck her, like Duff wasn’t fucking pre-18, to get all the jobs she got as a teen star at Nickelodeon amongst the perverts…

Duff’s sexual prowess has led to kids with multiple men and now big tits on her bus driver cross fit body in the pool, or spy, doing some ice bath, the trendier version of the ice bucket challenge, where she is freezing her genital warts off….

Hot mom tits…for an old hag past her prime, at least according to Ashton, who LIKE EM YOUNG.

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2023

13

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Yesterday, I did a tribute post to TIGHT PANTS, where I really fixated on the PUSSY EATING THE TIGHT pants which I am pretty fucking into when it comes to tight pants. I figure if I can see a stranger’s pussy, or at least the volume of those pussy lips being squeezed out of either side of the theme of the pants, I’m a better person for it….

All fucking pussy mound and cameltoe of strangers matter…to a pervert like me…

I guess, there’s no real point in fixating on the pussy wedgie a second day in a row, but the reality is, I live a pretty fucking repetitive bullshit life, where days turn into weeks, into months, into years, and I’m still doing the same commentary about bullshit like pussy wedgies, instead of writing my fucking memoir, which will be about me writing posts on a computer about pussy wedgies, or going outside and trying to source some pussy wedgies before it’s too fucking cold to see the pussy wedgies, cuz the pussy gets wrapped up in insulation…

So maybe doing these posts is the better option..

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2023

13

Sep

Saweetie Nipples of the Day

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Here’s a little color for your fucking day…. I’ll let FLY HIGH WITH SKY caption this one…He’s got all the insight on the multi-ethnic posts we put up on this site, most regarding historical references that would probably upset you….

I’m old so I don’t know what a Saweeetie is, I just hope that’s not her real name….but you never know, there are some pretty crazy names out there and not just when you’re born to a crackhead.

I’m not saying Saweetie was born to a crackhead, she was actually born to a FILIPINO video vixen named Trinidad Valentin…a video vixen is a stripper looking bitch in rap music videos…

Her grandfather played football with the 49ers, his name is Willie Harper…..so she’s rich…or started out rich and now her tits are exploding out of her outfit because they can…

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Posted in:Rap|Rap Music

2023

13

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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NO FATTIES ALLOWED…..

The world may be filled with fat fucks, but that doesn’t mean I need to endorse them, even though it is probably a hate crime to point and laugh at them, or to cause a scene on the airplane when you are seated next to one….

I figure that since I am also a fat fuck, I get the pass, like the racist who says racist shit then justifies it as “my best friends are black”…or the homophobe who hates gays and says horrible things about killing them all off justified by being related to a fag…reasonable….or the transphobe who hates trannies because his wife turned into a tranny and now he’s officially gay because he loves her and relies on her as the sole earner in the house, so now it’s just him getting pegged and sucking big testosterone clit for the foreseeable future…

What I am saying is that as a fat fuck, I can say no fatties allowed, because we’re lazy, we’re gross to look at, no one loves or respects us, and the last thing we need is to sexualize ourselves because we know we feel sorry for anyone who has had sex with us, and if they play nice because it was 3 am and they were horny, we know they don’t mean the kind things they said, because we are second rate humans…

Now, some fatties…sexualizing themselves!

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2023

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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As it turns out….

I am much more into the psychopath women who have been influenced by influencers, rocking their matching athleisure outfit and the latest trends, with their tits out, their cleavage out, their faces botoxed and muppet like, skinny, or at least booty injected with their own fat with a Brazilian Butt Lift, you know just a fully committed to the instagram trend insanity, looking like a sex doll and shit…..

That I am the other movement of genderless freaks, with hairy legs and skirts, long hair but possibly dudes, all thanks to their moms being on the wrong side of the instagram feed, conditioning them to be some fucking weirdness rather than some sort of vapid NPC hookerness…

I see the hot chicks half naked and slutty and I see an equal number of fat they thems…and the decisions pretty fucking clear in terms of which direction I hope society takes…BIMBOS over WEIRDOS…

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10 Things You Need for Taco Night!
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Why It’s A Horrible Idea To Keep Your Legs Up On The Dashboard
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Claire Hogle – Golfer!
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Road Rage
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Gloria in Italy!
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Asshole Dog
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Dua Lipa’s Outdoor Shower Product Placement!
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Birds Cleaning Up A Rhino’s Ears
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Can Bloodworms Bite Humans?
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Saweetie’s Daring Red Outfit: Barely Contained Boobs Wow at LaQuan Smith’s Show
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Livvy Dunne heads to the beach with her LSU team!
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The 7 Worst Things About Social Media
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Doja Cat See Through to Nipples at New York Fashion Week!
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The First Steps Taken By A Baby Penguin
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Emma and Sofia Tavella For Boston College Track!
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Fun Experiments To Try Out With Matches
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Emily Ratajkowski Calls the Paparazzi to Shoot Her See Through Dress!
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20 Hot Girls In Bathrooms
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The Jizzle!
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10 Things for your Carry On!
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Josie Canseco’s Crop Top in Mexico!
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Sydney Smith’s Gymnastics Dance!
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20 Crazy Moments Of Animals Getting Electric Shocks
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Scary Spice Mel B and Her Daughter Phoenix Brown Team Up!
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These breathtaking movie scenes are cinematic perfection (20 Photos)
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26 People Definitely Having A Shittier Day Than You
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Really Funny Cars, Trucks, Tree Cutting, And Other Fails
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Draya Michele Bikini Nipple Pokies!
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Blake Lively’s Jaw-Dropping Look: All About the Boobs and Cleavage!
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10 Really Cool Watermelon Life Hacks
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Aaron Rodgers Tore his Achilles on the Fourth Play
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Kara del Toro the Bikini Cowgirl!
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Turning 500 Sheets Of Paper Into A Cool Bowl
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Longest Name Ever
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Malu Trevejo’s Seductive Pink Bikini Shots!
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Grace Williamson Runs Track!
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Salma Hayek’s Sunday Blues!
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Some Really Cool Moments Collected From All Over The Internet
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Zooey Deschanel – Studio 189 show in Brooklyn
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Elsa Hosk – Some type of black dress Photoshoot
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Lucy Hale – Fiji Water x Altuzarra show in New York
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Uma Thurman – Tory Burch fashion show in New York
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Taylor Swift – Out for dinner in New York
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Saweetie – LaQuan Smith fashion show in New York City
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Millie Bobby Brown – Promoting her book ‘Nineteen Steps’ in London
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Maya Hawke – Wildcat premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival
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Butt Plug for the Outdoor Fuck!
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Random Shits Of The Week
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Bad, Bad Boyfriend
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Katie Rose and Her Tatas of Glory!
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You’ve Been Eating Ramen Wrong
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Buzz cut babe straddles dude for some hot point of view cock sucking
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Working Out! (GIF)
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Come Onn Titty! (GIF)
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Big Tit Flash!
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Another hot playmate in premium sex videos
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User Uploads: Weekly Mashup
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Riding a Horse on the Beach!
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How about some Mary Poppins poontang?
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Trust Issues: They’re Real
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Girls and Cars – Part II
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TV Journalist Gets Her Butt Touched By Random Pedestrian
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Girls in the Car!
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Angel Wicky, Sapphire Astrea and Candy Alexa Has to Share a Bed!
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Kenzie Anne … Black Bodysuit !
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Mila Mars Nude in the Shower!
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2023

12

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits are titties too.

I’ve always been a fan of tiny tits, but I figure it’s more importnant now than ever because in this world of going big or going home, while trying to stand out amongst the crowd, there’s a lot of chicks inserting sacks of shit in their tits to live up to the avatar they created of themselves for instagram, in the event they have to go out in person, just all fake as fuck…

So, I find comfort in tits that haven’t been mutilated to look more like the instagram avatar they created around themselves, more natural, more manageable, just as hot since they are tits, and less fat because I married a fat chick, I don’t need to look at pics of fat chicks….

Here are some TINY TITS!

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2023

12

Sep

Britney Spears Satanic Panty Dance of the Day

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Here’s some Britney Spears doing some really weird hand signals, that I know if you were to google them, would be some satanic ritual bullshit, since all these idiots do these weird ceremonial satanic rituals like a bunch of fucking losers, because either they believe in Satan, are trained by people who believe in Satan, or like to push the whole conspiracy that Hollywood is run by demons, because these people are fucking demons.

Whether this is Britney or not doesn’t matter, it’s AI that pretends to be Britney and that’s something exciting to those of us ready for the SEX ROBOT to replace all women, we’re almost there…

It would make sense if Britney was part of some big elaborate scheme, that she’d do weird ritualistic dances as a tribute to when they took her virginity and made her not that innocent…but even if she’s just a crazy rich lady who has lost her mind…she’s worth watching decline….because she’s half naked in her dance..

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