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Sabrina Carpenter’s Shapewear Lets Her Down of the Day
Sabrina Carpenter’s Shapewear Lets Her Down of the Day
Jay-Z’s Rihanna Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down of the Day
Jay-Z’s Rihanna Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down of the Day
Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day
Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day
Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day
Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day
Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day
Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2023

12

Oct

Throwback Thursday Nudes of Miranda Kerr of the Day

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In the glory days of the being a grown man with a blog, that were never really glory days for me, I was more into the whole idea of it being a transient passtime, since I never made the big money off having a blog like the other people who are now multi-millionaires did, I guess I was just never that relevant or GOOGLE AD friendly, so as they are all sitting in their mansions, I am still living in a dumpster, but who fucking cares….right….

In the glory days of blogging, this LAST STANDING Blog broke a story about Miranda Kerr cheating on Orlando Bloom with Justin Bieber at the VS Fashion show, which led to her being fired and forced to take up escorting for the billionaires..

Since I was never that relevant or liked, the story didn’t get any legs, it didn’t put me on the map as a SLEUTH investigative journalist you need to follow, but Miranda Kerr went onto escorting for billionaires….

Her latest, the Snapchat kid, who she’s married and has kids with and today, her nude phototshoots are circulating, so why not repost them, you can see her skinny asshole in one of the pics and that’s always fun, especially knowing how expensive or how much the sperm that cums on it is worth, like DIAMONDS motherfucker…NO HOMO.

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2023

12

Oct

Stella Hudgens and Vanessa Sky Do Lesbian Photoshoot and Other Smut of the Day

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I don’t know if it’s just me. You know, old pervert who has been doing this for so fucking long that nothing excites or inspires me.

I don’t know if it’s just my low testosterone, that’s not triggering me in the way it is supposed to trigger me.

Or is just being a limp dick fuck, despite spending my days looking at loving every single tit, even the gross ones that walk past me….so it can’t be that…

Is it my apathy from depression, boredom, or over exposure…or just not being into obviously shameless fuck who are doing anything and everything they can for attention, relevance and money….

They are even cosplaying as porn chicks, with their tits out, because everyone’s a fucking whore, which we already knew was the case, but it was a little more fun when they pretended that they weren’t!

I guess I prefer being lied to….now here are those fake lesbian pics.

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2023

12

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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We live in a society where any small business owner you talk to, whether it’s a mechanic or a body shop guy, a carpenter or an electrician, a fast food restaurant or a coffee shop, pretty much ANY business out there CANNOT find anyone to work for them…but at the same time, you can find an endless fucking river of asshole pics uploaded to the internet.

Long gone are the days of “show me your asshole” or “Send Nudes” to get the “that will bite me in the ass when I decide to get a serious real job” since no one is serious or interested in serious jobs, so they just go straight to the “loook at my asshole”….since it’s easier, more lucrative, and feeds any egos a motherfucker may have….because 1000s of dudes are just waiting, tongues wagging in their mom’s basement, to sign-up and send their favorite asshole some money for more asshole….

Asshole is a currency and here are some assholes being modest and covered up like a religious asshole, not quite ready to gape hard, but to leave a little mystery of how large of an object they can fit up in it.

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2023

12

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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A few years ago a group of guys started some volleyball inspired game called Spikeball that went viral on the internet and now you can’t go through a park or beach on the summer without seeing a bunch of topless dudes standing around a circle playing Spikeball…it’s a cultural phenomenon…

I accidentally saw an ad today for the Spikeball Nation Championships, meaning that they’ve not only made millions off a sport for bros, they’ve also branded it as a sports league, a stadium selling out event, a ranking system where only the best of the best topless Spikeball bros survivor.

I’d like to see that same energy applied to titty drops, the art of flashing tit with style and bounce…

Here are some TITTY DROPS

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2023

12

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Sometimes I ask the people around me what they think of tanlines, you know because I may not have any friends or associates and I may not be in this together, but rather alone, but I can always ask a stranger for a helping hand in a post a do every fucking week of girls who post their fucking tanlines for the people of the internet to see their fucking tanlines because tanlines are clearly a fetish, or a sign that not all girls of the internet are basement dwellers outraged at hot chicks on the internet or misogyny on the internet or other bullshit things that should exist on the internet because the internet is supposed to be FREE…..and not all girls of the internet are AI generated robots but a lot are and they probably post TANLINE pics too….but we’ll assume that some of these girls actually went outside for the tanline.

Anyway, I ask people for inspo, I’ve said all I have to say about tanlines, I can’t come up with new tanline material weekly, there’s only so much to be said about tanlines and the general response I get is “Fuck Off” or “Shut the Fuck Up” or “why are you talking to me”….so here are some tanline pics…

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2023

12

Oct

Iggy Azalea’s Smut of the Day

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I always thought that Iggy Azalea was a cash grab scam. From her inception, it was a viral strategy to get noticed and to make money that worked. Her big stupid fake ass and fake tits that pretended to be a rapper or ghetto when really she was probably about as suburban as they come was pretty obviously bullshit….so her low level cash grab sex work feels the same way.

I do appreciate that a “Popstar” will intentionally make an Onlyfans for credibility or cash….because she’s not rich enough, or she’s got a kid to pay for, like a typical single mom going through. it…

I don’t really appreciate her OnlyFans content, since it’s not really vulgar enough and it seems like a cheap approach to execute the cash grab successfully, you know basically fully scamming the audience who find her old ass ass hot….

But I’ll still post it here, I got nothing else going on..

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2023

11

Oct

Sabrina Carpenter Upskirt of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is not an actual carpenter, but if she was, you’d probably let her build you a book shelf out of your wood….not that anyone reads, but I figure bookshelves are some easy level carpentry skills and since WOOD is a double entendre for COCK, the terrible jokes no one read just write themselves..

She is a child star, trying to be relevant in this era of porn chicks dominating, so like a porn chick she goes pantsless, just not spread and filled, but still something barely exciting, attempting to be high class, otherwise it’s too lowbrow and the brands will treat her like an OnlyFans chick, when she thinks she’s so much more than that, I guess.

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2023

11

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Panties, or tight pants no panties, but mainly panties have a better life than me, which isn’t saying much, since I don’t have much of a life.

I envy even the most soiled pair of panties, because they have room with a view and they unwillingly get eaten by cunt all the fucking time, when all we motherfuckers do is BEG to get eaten by panties, while these fucking panties and tight pants just get eating all day without any effort….

In conclusion, cameltoes make me appreciate the panty, or tight pant, living the cameltoe life, probably more than I appreciate my own life….

I blame the internet.

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2023

11

Oct

Phoebe Price Still Dancing of the Day

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Phoebe Price still lives and continues to be amazing….and weird and desperate but in a good way.

I never quite knew whether she had any level of self awareness, or if she was just some sort of delusional person who genuinely believed that she was a celebrity, because she’d show up to the paparazzi hot spots to get seen or noticed, which worked at the time.

A meme before the memes, now she’s just trying to adapt in a modern internet world where everyone can be as crazy in their quest for fame as her, only they don’t have to actually put any real effort into it….they can do it from home and hope it hits….

She’s so old and has been at it for so long, that there’s not cringe left to what she does, it’s shameful or embarassing, it’s almost like a parody or even kind of hot, despite her being old as shit….

I think Phoebe’s a legacy, something that meant something at the time where she was left in the dust, but she adapted and keeps trying….owning the trying and I’m into it, not for sexual purposed, but for the HIGHER purpose.


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2023

11

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I really don’t know why I do this weed girl post, I think the original motivation was “I can sell some ads on it, because the weed companies can’t advertise on google, they’ll choose DRUNKENSTEPFATHER instead and the way to LURE them in is to put a compilation of some of the grossest girls out there doing content around smoking weed”…

That’s the kind of business logic that gets you kicked out of business school, it’s the worst kind of “If You Build It They Will Come”…when the only thing that is cumming to this is some pretty sad stoner who think girls with similar interests as him, since smoking weed is his only interest, are the gift from heaven…

The point of the story, as a non-weed smoker, who has smoked weed enough to realize how much of a bullshit scam it is, the whole playing it up as a cultural movement, is some hippie shit that I hate…fuckin’ hippies…

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