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2023

02

Aug

Christina Milian Green Bikini of the Day

WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE? LOOK….it’s an old as fuck mom of two posing by the rocks like she’s a young hot influencer because in her delusional rich person brain, she is still that 20 year old hot chick with the one hit wonder for a music video where she was half naked and fucking the ground….

When it comes to influencer content, I always feel bad for the non-influencers just trying to mind their own business, until a cunt like this comes into their vacation space and pulls off a lame ass iphone photoshoot with no fucking respect to that fact that some of us hate this influencer shit, it’s fucking gay….

NOT TO MENTION, this is post photoshop, the real deal version is probably even MORE embarrassing that this shit..

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2023

02

Aug

Shanna Moakler Shows her Box of the Day

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Shanna Moakler is the Playboy chick who is now in her late 40s or 50s who was probably best known for being with Travis Barker before he got AIDS and became a Kardashian, but the truth is, he probably always had AIDS..or at least looked like he had AIDS and it didn’t take becoming a Kardashian to deplete him of any sense of life he may have had….and I guess for being with Oscar De La Hoya before he was humiliated on the internet for his cross-dressing, possible head injury from the box life, pictures…

Clearly, the child support and spousal support payments aren’t enough, they are never enough, when you’re a person who makes their money through monetizing the tits, because the tits will always give, they are the gift that will carry you forward, no matter how rotten they get….

I guess this is from her exclusive porn channel she does because she thinks she’s hot, or more importantly her identity is being hot, or more importantly, she’s addicted to selling her cunt even when it should be retired.

I bet she doesn’t like these being posted to you ungrateful cucks for free….ROBIN HOOD shit…

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2023

02

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I may not smoke weed, I may think weed is nature’s medicine that probably helps people with all kinds of ailments, unless that’s just propaganda to get everyone to smoke weed, thinking they are getting healthy, when becoming brainless idiots….because the government started pushing weed on the public, which could have been for money, but they can just print as much money as they want, so it’s got to be more sinister…obviously, they aren;’t our friends…

So yeah, I may not smoke weed, but I am a fucking burn out anyway, so here’s a bunch of girls doing content with weed or weed adjacent things for the weed nerds out there, or to pretend that they are hard, edgy….wild…exciting naked chicks on the internet!

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2023

02

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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We see enough fat chicks in marketing, in ads, in TV and the movies….they keep pushing on us like the untapped demographic marketers neglected and realized when they decided to invite them to the party, these bitches ran with their credit cards out at the pace you’d expect them to run to the free buffet….because they could now dress like hot chicks, while being fat chicks too, and it helped the cosplay of being the hot chick despite being the fat chick….that apparently works, since dudes will fuck anything….and when fat chicks get fucked, they forget they are fat, and instead act like cunty hot chicks….throwing off the whole dynamic of what a fat chick is supposed to be…

So I am a firm believer of NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

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2023

01

Aug

Sophie Mudd Monster Tits of the Day

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Calm Down Sophie Mudd….save some titty for the other girls….

This is just ridiculous!

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2023

01

Aug

Sami Sheen Erotica of the Day

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This is Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ daughter, who launched an OnlyFans when she turned 18, because you know that’s the lifestyle she aspires to be part of, thanks to being raised in degeneracy by some serious perverts that we can only assume had some fetishes that were likely illegal in most states…

In being a classy young rich girl from a gated community who had a steady stream of porn stars sleeping in the guest room and laying out by daddy’s AIDS pool, she’s got her tongue out in her underwear, rocking prison tats like a gutter and abused girl you’d expect to find in the porn industry, at least before it was mainstream and its’ all so barely edgey, but skinny broken rich girls who look like they were victims of abuse are a thing, a fetish, and when they sexualize themselves from that abuse rather than prude themselves up or go fat lesbian who eats her feelings, their tongues can do wonderful things…

Sami Sheen is good.

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2023

01

Aug

Nina Dobrev Swimsuit of the Day

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Nina Dobrev was at one time a Canadian Refugee, using the lenient Canadian immigration laws to give her and her family a better life, through maple syrup, free healthcare and all those other social services that keep the country high taxed and highly fucking gay….

Only for her to fuck off, to leave Canada for the USA because opportunity knocked, never to come back here again, never to pay back any of those taxes spent on allowing her to be human trafficked throughout North America like some kind of sex worker, since that’s basically what being an actress is….

She’s currently fucking Shaun White, the billionaire snowboarder who is more importantly a GINGER, so you know that she’s still into the wallet….and when you’re Eastern European, it’s just part of your culture, along with BORSCHT and Burnt Milk…

She’s in a one-piece, probably pregnant, she’s of that age and I find her hot enough for a mid 30s white girl getting drunk in a piss pool…

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2023

01

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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You know, tight pants are pretty funny, only because they are standard fucking pants which I don’t think means they count as being tight pants, but rather, just pants…

On today’s adventure I saw at least 3 middle aged women in their tight pant outfits, dressed like they shop instagram, because they probably do….all fully matching tops and bottoms, almost looking like fucking clowns, but seeing their sun dried ovaries through their pants was a wonderful thing…

I saw long legs in tight bike shorts, barely covering ass, I saw some hot bodied in a pair of tight pants that made me feel like I was watching her in the shower, they were skin colored and I even saw fat fucks walking around like they were participating in some Shakespearean play, looking all FRYER TUCK with their oversized shirts belted over their tight pants…

It’s an endless stream of tight pants out there and we’re just here jerking off to it, so here’s a bunch of tight pants that needed to be immortalized forever in the internet digital archive because the owners of said tight pants weren’t happy with the level of hype their tight pants got them in real life, assuming they aren’t like you and don’t consider second life real life..

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2023

01

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is rich as shit, an accomplished celebrity in the song and dance, acting and producing world, where she’s gone onto invest in a lot of things that get her paid, as well as buy stupidly expensive real estate to add to her retardedly huge pile of money she’s got…give it up, relax, why bother?

She’s also old as shit, recently celebrating her 300th birthday, where she put out his bikini video of her J,Lo body doing some sorty of dance in her bikini like she was still a 20 year old slut at a pool party ready to suck dick for her first record deal….

I’m not overly excited by 300 year old dinosaurs or vampires sexualizing themselves, because they get positive feedback when they do it, it’s a little too much like when a fat girl posts an instagram pic and all the girls she works with write “Fierce” or “SLAY”….or anything besides “They make bikinis in that size?”…

Not to mention her agedness is making her look like a man, IT’s GIVING Tranny, and as a transphobe I don’t like it, even if brands like Bud Light do….

The issue is the GREY PUBIC HAIRED monster who dropped her last egg 5 years ago is on her HGH and other STEM CELL treatment trying to game the system, trying to age out in an unnatural way, not fading out and doing a comeback tour every few years, but instead producing IG smut….is taking jobs from the next generation, when she’s already made it, save room for the next generation, you wide hipped menopause pile of shit…

I don’t even want to know what Ben Affleck’s leather skinned cum sock / pocket pussy smells like….but here’s her famous overrated ass being a whore…in a bikini!

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2023

01

Aug

Demi Lovato Swimsuit of the Day

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Demi Lovato is not dead.

However, she is all big smiles in the pool with her tits out, a little too happy for a heroin addict as far as I’m concerned. I never trust a heroin addict with such a happy demeanor, clearly she’s either a fake addict for attention, or she’s faking it for the social media hustle….

I never thought Lovato was hot, interesting, hot, sexy, hot, worthy of her celebrity from being an exploited child star who was given to handler Wilmer Valderama, you know back when she was more managed while making money for her team, before the whole falling off hard with her drug overdoses….

Despite the drug overdose, she has overcome. Which makes me think it was a psy-op to normalize addiction and be like, get on heroin kids, do it like me, it won’t impact your brand deals, your record deals, your celebrity, if anything it’ll make you more edgy and cool and less like a candy coated coddled cunt…..

CANDY COATED CODDLED CUNT…..

I mean, rich person heroin addiction is far less fun that homeless prostitute sucking dick on the streets because she has no internet access or a phone heroin addiction….but here are her trashy tits from the fat girl angles she shot them from…

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