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2023

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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With all the marketing around big tits in this tit obsessed world, at least in your tit obsessed country, that makes billionaires out of big tits, and they don’t even have to be real tits, they just have to be shameless, self promoting, big tits….but with all the marketing and hype and success stories around big tits, that the tiny tits would feel sad, worthless, second rate and ashamed….

You’d think that Tiny Tits would appreciate being grabbed in the grocery store when standing too close to the dairy fridge after a flash summer storm, or even apprecaite being stared at in their braless tiny tit glory.

You know, like a retard on the bench at the little league game finally being brought up to bat, his time to shine in a world of able non retards consistently taking his spot….

As it turns out, if you’re me, they like being left the fuck alone, no putting your mouth on them and saying Momma to give them that feeling of being big and useful, because tiny tits hate me as much as big tits….

But I love tiny tits and will continue my quest for the Tiny Tit….

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2023

Aug

Cara Delevingne Cleaned Up of the Day

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I guess Cara Delevingne who was acting pretty fucking weird over the last few years, probably a vaccine injury, or worms in her brain from eating Ashley Benson’s ass, at least according to their sext video that was released a few weeks ago, where she says something about eating Ashley Benson’s ass for 20 minutes, to which Ashley Benson eagerly said “stop turning me on”….back in their romantic days, before Benson took some anti-parasitic medication and went back to the dick….fueled by CUM not by fake socialite model tongue in her ass…

Anyway, she did other weird things at events, got sober, now wears dresses with her cleavage out and it’s about as exciting to jerk off to as the balcony that she’s on….NOT VERY ExCITING at all, but I am in too deep and must push PUBLISH on this artistic and creative expression I do when staring at famous, self important, marketed as important tits…

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2023

Aug

Billie Eilish Fishnet Fetish of the Day

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Bille Eilish is being so hip in her ski mask, it feels so familiar to me, seeing as I am all about being anonymous and masked in this terrible over sharing and over exposed world of everyone wanting to be seen.

I’m not saying that if I ever took off the mask and decided to be a podcast host, influencer, singer song writer, tap dancer, small penis pornstar with an onlyfans, cam girl cuz I’m trans, you know I have options, that I’d be famous, but I would be a little more thirsty for attention than I already am, which isn’t very thirsty for attention at all, I’ve never actually marketed this bullshit, proven by the 2 of you who ended up here googling “grey pubic hair”….

So in my case, the mask doesn’t make me mysterious or exciting and unmasking doesn make me more relevant, important, famous, appreciated, rich, which would really not be that hard to achieve seeing as if another 2 people googled “grey pubic hair” I’d be double the relevant…..

I’m just saying I’m a brown paper bag kind of guy, who isn’t a S&M BDSM Fetishist, but who doesn’t like getting distracted by ugly faces, which is something that masks do a great job of solving…

So as fat and super famous Billie Eilish roles around in fishnets and shorts like some kind of Comicon freak in Cosplay, she looks better doing it masked..

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2023

Aug

Selena Gomez’s Organ Farm Francia Raisa in a Thong Bikini of the Day

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Francia Raisa is the most insane Selena Gomez groupie, or opportunist pretending to be a best friend to Selena Gomez, because she literally gave up her kidney for the bitch.

Instead of going viral and getting all the high profile work you’d expect a hero who saved Selena Gomez to get, she became part of the rumormill around Selena Gomez and her having beef, or her being used by Selena Gomez for her organs, and other things that didn’t equal money.

We don’t know if the real story involves Selena Gomez buying Francia’s kidney, I’m sure there are laws around that and the better story for the media is that she gave it up out of the kindness of her heart, but we do live in a world of rich people buying babies from surrogates and shit, so it is most likely a transactional thing.

Either way, Francia, who was an organ farm for Selena, no word on whether they also swapped out their vaginas or reproductive organs, you know while under the knife you might as well get some breast implants at the same time….

She is on the beach in LA, doing some clickbait volleyball, wearing an aggressive thong for the paparazzi, because when your attention seeking as Selena Gomez’s organ farm doesn’t pan out, use the big ass, and big ass is what she’s got….

That whole losing the Kidney clearly did not take any of her ass with it, if anything, maybe removing kidneys brings the ass better than a BBL….less intrusive…unless the ass came with the Kidney transplant…when under the knife you might as well get an ass…

I don’t know what the other skin condition she’s got going on is, probably cupping, but I guess when you only have 1 kidney, you do whatever you can to detox….unless that’s not cupping and just disease from a struggling singular kidney after selling the back-up to a celebrity.

That may be a giant jiggly cellulite ridden ass, but if organ donors or people harvested for their organs are your fetish, you take what you get, and really, dudes like ass this fat, it’s not quite gross enough to hate.

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2023

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Bathing suits make the whole world go round…at least on the internet, which for you virgin losers is basically the whole world, because without the internet, your masturbation practices would be far more criminal….especially when it comes to jerking off to bitches you work with and know, but on the internet, that shit is produced and fed to you with every bikini-clad beach vacation.

So here are some people posting swimsuits for no reason but to show off the swimsuits because everyone knows that’s the only thing people want to see a motherfucker wear.

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2023

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s a tragic day for all the public masturbators as your leader has died….PeeWee an icon, a weird fucking, public masturbating in an era when that wasn’t a trend on reddit, making him an innovator and hero who at least got to see his public humiliation at the time was hardly worth caring about now that everyone’s a public masturbator as part of a viral meme…

Not that men are even manly enough to jerk off in public like the old days….that’s for women trying to make OnlyFans content..

I’ve seen a few studies about how whatever they are spraying us, feeding us, 5G-ing us, is reducing the lazy modern male’s testosterone and sperm count. It’s not that hard to believe when you leave the house and see that men are basically women, even those who aren’t trying to be women. Just a group of whining, fashion obsessed, short short wearing, vape smoking, foodie pretentious, white claw drinking cucks in their covid masks, all vaccinated and against racism…

They’re not gay, but they are likely the first to watch their friend with a big dick fuck their girlfriend, or maybe they are gay, just without the perks of taking dick in the ass, more of a TOP than a BOTTOM…not admittedly gay, just really into boys weekends and being allies to the pronoun crowd of weirdness, drinking their budlight like there’s even another side to that whole scandal, just one side, and they’re laying off people because of it….

It’s a weird fucking world, we’re just living in it….man the fuck up you apologizing for a man, scared to be too forward with a woman, consent form for sex momma’s boy weirdo…

I saw some dude walk up to a random lady in a tight dress, tell her that he loved her, that he knew it was weird but that he needed her to know…they literally JUST met and when I was walking back, girl was holding his hand, they were making out, it was some caveman shit and it worked….because guess what, VAPE BRO, smoking an actual cigarette, drinking an actual stiff drink, wearing pants and not short shorts, and having a little fucking balls goes a long way….

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2023

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Brings the Thong Bikini Ass oN Vacation of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican actress who had some compulsive eating disorder, where she compulsively ate herself into what I assume was fatness, before dialing back on the compulsive eating and realizing that if she wanted to make it in America, more sepcifically hollywood, she’d need to be hot enough for the decision makers in Hollywood to want to fuck, so that she’d get cast as the hot Mexican character in those movies….

She was already rich in Mexico, richer now that she’s had some Hollywood dick up in her, to swap out the compulsive eating with the taking loads from industry dudes….and now she is being fancy on a yacht in a thong bikini, showing that taco eating Mexican ass which looks pretty good to me, but I am a fan of all things Mexican from Tacos to the tacos of female Mexican Nationals even if they’ve jumped the wall and made it in America due to being rich.

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2023

Jul

Denise Richards Cleans Herself of the Day

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The Denise Richards social experiment involving Denise Richards on OnlyFans continues….and you have to wonder how powerful her brand is, or who the fuck does she have gambling debt owed to, because this scramble is fucking weird, not quite as wierd as that one wonky nipple, but pretty fucking weird…

You see both the content being produced and the purpose of the content being produced, equally fucking disturbing….

Whether she’s brining creative ideas like old lady in the bath, soaking those sore hips before the hip replacement while having a glass of wine, because she’s classy….or not, it’s a weird approach to creative expression, monetization, almost a little desperate if you ask me, which you didn’t because you’re probably subscribed to this shit and not to see what happens next but because it’s your porn, an old timer Hollywood babe finally reducing herself to the stripper you wished she was back when she was that Hollywood babe….because strippers let everyone get lap dances from them, while Hollywood babes don’t….meaning this Denise Richards is a far more friendly and accessible one…

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2023

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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Milfs aren’t so much what’s for dinner, but the fantasy is that they are a “what’s for dinner” because they do mom shit like make dinner.

I don’t know if the MILFS of this generation are as good in the kitchen, with their housewife, homemaker predisposition, which I always assumed was just engrained in a woman at birth, part of the survival of the species, but I figure that whole “be my mommy” for the mommy issue bros out there is probably the foundation of the MILF fetish, I guess along with pissing off the asshole at school while in high school by fucking his mom, or maybe you just realize that the torn birthing hole they call their vagina and the baby weight, along with the baggage of having a baby, since not everyone sees the perks in stepfathering, means you’ll have a better shot in landing the pussy cuz it hates itself for all the wrong reasons, since birthing a kid is likely the most interesting thing a woman can do…

Point of the story, MILFS!

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2023

Jul

Alyssa Milano Swimsuit Cleavage of the Day

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Alyssa Milano like most annoying women who don’t like to think that their existence is based on the fact that they have a cunt and/or that dudes were jerking off to them since they first got on television, because that’s just the way dudes are, allowing them to have a pretty fruitful career despite being talentless hacks, riding that dick sucking stardom as hard as she could….but that wasn’t enough, that didn’t satisfy her, she needed meaning, purpose, an opinion and influence…

SO instead of just being the b-list or c-list actress with the hairy arms and the decent sized tits, she had to become a twitter troll fighting the twitter trolls, basically being an influential whiner, inspiring other miserable white ladies with their whacked out perspective on the world, from their suburban mom consumer lives….

She’s been consistently annoying on every possible “talking point” or “political position”…all from the perspective of a rich retard who go rich from having tits and not from anything actually impressive, besides the hairy arms, which were freakishly impressive, but probably not in the way a bitch would want to be seen as impressive…

The interesting thing about this feminist archangel fighting the feminist agenda, orange men grabbing pussies, misogyny, fighting for equality and the MeToo movement all while being a vapid hypocrite….calling herself an ally while acting like a superior to the people she is an ally too…like a hero who can save them by giving them a voice…she’s Alyssa Milano….she’s more than just tits in their 50s, she’s got a purpose…while resorting to showing her tits in their 50s….

Cure this pig like a prosciutto…you know, Italian things…..

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