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2023

28

Jul

Chelsea Handler Swimsuit of the Day

Chelsea Handler is a pretty desperate for attention comic, who probably only became a comic because she was a pretty desperate for attention actress, that no one was giving the good jobs to, so in an act of sadness, she went to the LA comedy clubs with her tits that she was willing to show off in the shitty early acting jobs she had, knowing the comedian bros wouldn’t be able to refuse her or not give her what she wants, because comedians, even rich ones are some of the biggest losers around…

You see, I’ve said it before, and I realize that I am a comedy snob or comedy hater, but the whole stand up thing is a scripted act, a whole practice a joke over and over in front of the mirror like a loser who is trying to be funny, rather than being organically funny, so they make their life and career around being the funny guy, only to tell the same jokes like a dude with dementia at the old folks home…

If they are lucky, they have a hook, like being a midget or a fat person or a tranny, so that they can make fun of their marginalized group for the normies to feel ok about laughing at the marginalized group without being cancelled…MAKE ANOTHER MIDGET JOKE MIDGET…..or MAKE ANOTHER FAT JOKE LOUIE ANDERSON….oh wait, he’s dead…but you know what I mean…

The people at the comedy show are there to laugh, so you have a captive audience ready to laugh when told to laugh, so it’s not anything like busting a joke to some miserable cop arrested you and getting a laugh out of him, or making a girl who hates you for hitting on her laugh with your charm…it’s less skillful than that…so overall, comics are fags, female comics are whores, and Handler with all her money all out of touch is in a one piece bathing suit, because she’s old but still trying to be relevant thanks to desperation…

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2023

28

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Girls in fishnets are consistently fat goth or krusty punk girls you know probably have a trust fund but are trying to piss off their daddy…

They are rarely the hot sluts you’d want them to be, at least not on the streets, cuz those girls wear athletic fitness gear on the streets and save the fishnets for times when I am not seeing them..

Luckily, fishnets aren’t just for fat goth or krusty punk girls, or weird cross dressing gender bender gamer bros, or even the trannies trying to COSPLAY ass women…because as an accessible lingerie or hosiery, hot girls rock fishnets too, just in a less offensive on the streets kind of way.

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2023

28

Jul

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

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This is a solid throwback feature I used to do on the regular, usually with nasty amateur porn women, but it applies to basically everyone and anyone who thinks they are being hot when they are definitely not.

Starring in Today’s Lookin’ Good Sweetheart comeback, we’ve got Natasha Lyonne and Brie Larson, a DOUBLE HITTER, of holy shit when the instagram filters are turned off and we’re stuck with real, real is far less appealing.

I get that Brie Larson has been repeatedly marketed as hot, a babe, and you normie consumer, pop music listeners eat it right up, but this LOOKIN’ GOOD SWEETHEART will PROVE all that marketing WRONG….

Think of it as a fact check, a debunk, a MORE CONTEXT TO THIS TWEET….because damn, that face is 49 years old….NOT HOT…especially when she’s gone through hair, make-up, glam and everything else to get herself ready for this MIU MIU fashion event in MALIBU…..

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart!

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2023

28

Jul

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I know that the normies are falling for the psy-op that feminism is some kind of thing thanks to the Barbie movie repeating that it’s feminist, for feminism, because down with the patriarchy and down with misogyny, because feminism….GROW A CUNT BABRIE because of FEMINISM….and it’s all so stupid…

I am convinced the only people who fall for that are the people who are obsessed with Taylor Swift concerts, COVID masking and Vaccines, Climate Change, TESLAS, and other gay-ass shit….

I am not convinced that the young hot generation fall for that feminist agenda bullshit, because that’s for boring fatties with cats….all childless, blue haired and unfuckable…with their women’s studies bullshit theories that no one actually believes, even the people at the top, tryin to suck you into their LIES and feminism trap….

So these braless bitches aren’t feminists to me, they’re wonderful girls who want men to stare at their tits, cuz that’s what having tits is about!

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2023

27

Jul

Denise Richards Spreads It of the Day

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Denise Richards produces some really fucking weird content..

This is either a boomer trying to hold onto a dream, because being sexualized is all she knows and when you lose that attention, you don’t know where your worth lies….and you can’t be a worthless old twat.

Or she’s trying to get in on the fun and money of internet whoredom, because it’s accepted, empowering, feminist, a BARBIE movie….when being a public whore was previously frowned upon…

Maybe it’s her way of dealing with the fact that she was cheated on with porn chicks by her husband with AIDS for many years, but we can assume she was in the room and well aware of that at the time….you know this ain’t some claiming her power back from those porn chicks by being a porn chick….

Or it could be a humiliation ritual, used to get her into the right clubs, with the right people, tasked with doing this embarrassing shit….

I don’t have the answers, but I will say that she could definitely benefit from hiring an actual photographer, or even getting an AI Filter made that makes her look more like Denise Richards and not some mental breakdown version in her 50s…which she clearly is….because this pixelated weirdly colored content is weirder than the weird shit that I’d see middle aged women post on FB in the early days of filtering the shit out of their pics so that the don’t look like hags…

Point of the story, this is weird.

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2023

27

Jul

Nelly Furtado Bikini of the Day

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Nelly Furtado is the Portuguese Canadian bitch who polluted the lives of Canadians for a relatively short period of time, during her highly successful music career, at least in terms of Canadian content….she was a big deal, but in being a big deal, we had to listen to her shit on repeat thanks to radio laws forcing them to play canadian content since we are basically a communist country…

So there’s a deep hatred for Nelly Furtado, some trauma from being raped ocularly by Nelly Furtado, which I guess isn’t really her fault, it’d be like if someone raped you with an ejaculating dildo filled with another person’s sperm, where in this case the dildo is the radio and the other person’s sperm is Nelly Furtado and the RAPIST is the government’s control on what we have access to.

That said, she’s in her 40s now, she’s a mom, but she’s got Euro roots, which means she’s totally comfortable in these slutty, shameless times, to slip into a thong bikini that shows off her massive Portuguese 40 year old mom ass, all filled up on Nandos and fucking custard tarts…keeping her well fed for the months she’ll spend at sea operating the family’s fishing boat….you know, Portuguese shit…

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2023

27

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Here’s some asshole behind thong, like we do every week, because it’s a celebration of asshole in an asshole obsessed world, because the asshole is the coveted hole that everyone has and that we can be unified on, plus the more normalized it is to eat assholes and to love assholes, the more they can spread their parasites that control our minds around…

In the 80s or 90s, when having bro talk with regular bros, the “would you lick a girls butthole” would get laughed at, would get mocked, would be seen as gross, even though it’s really only away from the other hole, the pussy hole, the much more impressive, interesting, amazing, and LIFE giving hole….which doesn’t mean people weren’t licking ass in the 90s, it’s just to say that they were pretending they were grossed out by it, having a little modesty about it, and now these ladies are wearing underwear that’s thin in the ass, so that they can flash their asshole on a dime, without having to undress, for access and excitement.

I don’t hate thongs or woman butthole, it’s just amazing how we’ve evolved to end up in these butthole filled modern times!

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2023

27

Jul

Lourdes Leon Nude of the Day

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Here’s a fashion campaign staring born to be an influencer rich kid, soon to be heiress cuz we hope Madonna finally dies of that Fentanyl overdose, but currently just a do nothing, getting opportunities because people think the trashy, weirdness, science experiment, performance art, bullshit artist, pop sell out trash that is Madonna is so important, that anything affiliated with her is important to….even the kids she trafficked from Africa to make into Soccer stars…

Anyway, Lourdes Leon in a fashion campaign, that is so high brow, high concept that it involves a BTS as a key photo in the series, and in the BTS she is looking at herself doing some ACRO YOGA, hanging from the ceiling shit….whilst naked and grinding her pussy up against an office chair that probably smells better than most of the office chairs I sniff that I find in the trash, thinking “this could be owned by a chick gamer not a nerd gamer who farts alot”…I’ve never been a lucky man when making bets, and I continue to be a loser when it comes to sniffing random office chairs I see on the streets….but at least I try…you misss all the shots you don’t take…

Her pose, naked and looking at herself is far too familiar in an era where all these bitches jerk off to themselves…which is probably why it’s getting some hype, since the nakedness in the shoot is relatively trash, like her mother.

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2023

27

Jul

Sarah Michelle Gellar Modest Swimsuit of the Day

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Sarah Michelle Gellar comeback in a burkini…

Sarah Michelle has probably been jerked off to by some of the weirdest, no 50 year old dudes, who just fell in love with her on Buffy. There was a Sarah Michelle Gellar many years ago, and it was pretty much dominated by the Buffy Bros who weren’t ashamed of professing their love for Gellar being Buffy, or the fact that they watched Buffy…and it was an eye opening experience to those of us who didn’t watch that shit, or fall in love with an actress on that shit, even if it was a simpler time, dudes were still fucking pathetic..

Well, she pretty much disappeared from my radar for a decade, because I haven’t crafted a sex doll out of a fleshlight, pillow and ipad with her face on it….but there are dudes out ther who have…

And she’s recently been making a mid 40 year old mom comeback, this time in a modest bikini, that could even be a BURKINI, which the local Arab Women I see all veiled up would think is probably a racy swimsuit due to the neckline, but not racy enough for the desensitized by hardcore porn and the slutty outfits worn outside on the daily crowd….which would be US….

It’s like get with the program boomer and get naked on the internet like everyone else…BOOMER

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2023

27

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Oops……

Titty DROPS…which are generally not an accidental tit falling out of a shirt when a woman is bending over to get you a coffee or to serve you at the diner, but it happens…

These Titty Drops, are more of a scripted tribute to that, a little performative, but not in an annoying way like actual theatre, which is gay as shit….or even stand up comedy, which people seem really excited to experience from a bunch of losers who just drop the same jokes in different cities, over and over again, like fucking groundhog day and not in a good way, because it’s lazy and boring…no matter how well paid they are…

Titty Drops are a better kind of scripted, even if practiced in front of the mirror many times before releasing them to the world….

Here are those titty drops….that aren’t an OOPS, but are more a “imagine this was an accidental flash”….it’s good.