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2017

05

May

Karlie Kloss in Some Photoshoot of the Day

No matter how big of a production budget they put into Karlie Kloss fashion shoots…she’s still so fucking boring.

The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck…

So even with the best photographers, and pyrotechnics, she’s still better suited as Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll…that lived in her house, dressed in outfits laid out for her, and did what she said because her career depended on it…she was a hired and contractually obligated…because that’s how these puppets work.

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2017

05

May

Ashley Greene Titty Grab Tattoo Pic of the Day

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I used to hate Ashley Greene…I don’t know what I hated her – but it was probably Because she’s some bottom feeder at the top of her game who wouldn’t step it up bit for any photoshoot she does…you know suggesting a little more tit or vagina lip…even though she didn’t really need to since the majority of her whoring had already happened and that was the whole reason she was riding high at the top….

BUT destiny pulled through, and the dust settled and the world say that she was some talentless Twilight scumbag Florida trash who managed to get into a franchise, develop a fan base she didn’t deserve, and strategically date/fuck/pretend to remain a virgin with to speak to that audience…and the whole thing mocks the industry….

Here she is showcasing her TATTOO…

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2017

05

May

Kylie Jenner Shape of the DAy

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Kylie Jenner is so mangled, this body Dysmorphia is weirder than her dad’s body dysmorphia where he’d look at his dick and just wish it was inside out…and that he could finger bang himself…so obsessively that he grew out his hair and did it…because that’s people with mental disorders do…mental disorders that have spilled into his kids, that he’s clearly not the father of, and that was clearly made in a fucking used condom in Kim’s room, not that she uses condoms, maybe it was more a stain in her panties she never cleaned up, that they found growing in the laundry room behind the dryer, who fucking knows…what is amazing is that it sells product, it is supposed to be human, and girls try to look like it…

It is more an It that Its Daddy who is also an IT….

There’s some serious shit wrong her, I don’t really know what it is, but I know it’s creepy…..but creepier that people like or want to fuck it…like the sex doll it was modeled after…

WEIRD>

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

05

May

Ruby O Fee is a Good Time of the Day

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Ruby O Fee is everything…

She’s apparently from Costa Rica, living in Germany, even though it is supposed to be the other way around. The Nazis are supposed to move to Central America to hide, not the other way around…

She’s 21, she moved to Berlin in 2008, she has been in movies or TV show, or who the fuck cares…shes’ got massive tits and I love her..

I beleive she’s going places, magical places, and that’s likely nude often in cinema…she’s Euro that’s how it works…and when built like this..it’s the only reason you get the roles..

I think she is the future, but I could be blinded by the tits.

She has a really shitty instagram….when built like this porn it up girl…but at least she dresses slutty to events…

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Here are some pics from her garbage IG…

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2017

05

May

Elle Fanning Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Elle Fanning is the creepy bootleg sister of the other Fanning that was used to pave the way for this Fanning, because she’s the relevant and important Fanning as the other one is probably off somewhere self medicating due to having had her childhood sold out, to pave the way for the real star, Elle Fanning…

There’s something really creepy about her look and vibe, you know like she’s a soulless vessel designed to star in movies to make her and her family rich and to keep the family name alive..

But there’s nothing creepy about watching her getting ready for the met earlier this week, in what is some peeping tom style content, that speaks to my peeping tom soul, despite her being in on the peeping…which almost takes away from the excitement of peeping!

Here she is in in Pajamas

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2017

05

May

Ava Sambora Crops Her Pussy Out of the Day

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I know Richie Sambora, one of Bon Jovi, one of the biggest bands in the fucking world..and rockstar groupie turned actress Heather Locklear are no Bruce Jenner or Kris Kardashian…or reality star Mohammed Amut Hadid and Yolanda….or even as accomplished as Stephen Baldwin…but you’d think their hot young fit daughter willing to get half naked on social media – would be as dialed in as all these other sluts making 250,000 dollars a post on Instagram, for ONE post on instagram because they are seen as relevant….

I guess when you’re dad’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars, you don’t need to be out there hustling like a Kardashian because you know you’re set…so you can just pretend to work, while being hot and on trust fund payments…because the more famous and rich your family is..the less you have to monetize your shamelessness – but instead can be as trashy as slutty as all the other girls your age and not really have to fuck creepy rich dudes or really actually whore herself for that good life.

I am a fat fat fan…

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2017

05

May

Paper in Ass Cheeks Challenge Makes me Happy and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy ROad Rage – Dude Takes On Two Assholes

Naked man at the Met Gala – Outfit

SUV vs Bar

Teacher KNocked Out During Brawl

Woman Hits Herself with Fallen Sprinkler for Phony Workers Comp

Gas Clerk Getting Stabbed

Man With a Breast on his Back

Naked Czech Guy Goes to the Store

Girl Falls Off Amusement Ride and TAkes Out Two Ladies

Weirdest Goldberg Machine

3 People Ejected from Bus When it Loses Wheels..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent my night drinking alone and waking up on the living room floor thinking I may have died…the way things are supposed to be…because we’re all pretty much dead anyway…and drinking to the point of a religious experience…or maybe it was a psychotic episode…I swear I saw god….means you’re doing it right…in terms of self destruction..because you don’t even need the hard drugs to take you to that place as your brain is just so mangled…

Not that I like when people talk about how drunk they got, like frat boys comparing dick size, drinking is an individual sport that doesn’t require contest or competition…

But I don’t mind when college girls tell me about how drunk they get…and what they put in their vaginas because of it…

Here are some links…

Beyonce’s New Lips are an Attempt to Make her Look Blacker
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Son Give Mom with Dementia a Robot Cat
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Resevoir Dogs 25 Years Later
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Madison Beer – Young Slut
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HOW LSD Affects your Brain
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Amy Schumer is a Fucking Pig
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Kendall Jenner Charges 250k for one IG Post
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Brad Cooper Sucks Lady Gaga Dick
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2017

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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One of my favorite things is talking about hypocritical women are, because they only look at half the story…I am body positive but I photoshop myself, I am empowered by getting naked, but I don’t get paid. I am an independent women, but I have a sugar daddy. I bought myself this expensive purse, but I still live with my mom…you know the bulshit they spew…

One of my favorite things to do is finger Autistic models who have yeast infections in the front seat of my rental car, only to make them lick my fingers clean when I’m done.

The two have nothing to do with each other.

Miley Cyrus – VS COuntry Music Fans – Because She’s Country
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Bikini a Day Girls in THongs Lookin Awful
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Kylie Jenner – Fucking Travis Scott
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Chloe Sevigny – Tranny Cleavage
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Amy Schumer’s Dad Crying when Meeting Goldie Hawn…>Weird..
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The Art of Balancing a Dirtbike
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Mom of the Year – Kim Zolciak – In a Bikini Making Blowjob Jokes
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Bella Thorne at the NYLON Party
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Jessica Biel Tight Jeans Porn
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Mariah Carey Monster Cleavage
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The Six Forgotten Giants Creepy Sculpture
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Dude Streaks College Party
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Colbert is Back on the Daily Show
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Bieber’s Indian Tour Rider
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Taylor Momsen in Concert
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Grandparents Don’t Understand Escalators
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Evolution of Christ Pratt for the Homos
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Bitches at Some Disney Event
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Alanis Morissette’s Ex Manager Going to Jail
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Young Sluts and Chritina Milian at Some Event
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House of Cards – Season 5 Trailer
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Marvels Defenders Trailer
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Meagan Good – Cameltoe
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Celine Dion Porn
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Joy Corrigan _ TOPLESS
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Joanna Krupa at Catch in West Hollywood of the Day
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Frenchy Morgan is Mine Queen
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Chris Pratt Apologizing for Offending Deaf
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Sting’s 56 Million Dollar House
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Naked Chick from 2004
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Really Huge Fucking Tits
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Slutty Cassidy Banks Being Slutty
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Classy Girls in a Hotel Room
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A Couple Fat Chicks…and Their Friend.
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Is This “Rape Culture” Behavior
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Weird Amateur Video
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Hot Monster Tits
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This Will Remind You of You…Dude On Beach Creeping Out Hot Chicks with his Dick
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Creepy Size Diffence Video
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Hot Naked Tumblr Chick
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

04

May

Sienna Miller’s Rumored Nudes are Amazing of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually Sienna Miller’s leaked nudes, but if they are, they are the best nudes I have ever seen in the history of nudes…

I am guessing that that is some lifelike mask of some Ben Stiller motherfucker who I guess she’s sexting and making a joke with….as she poses in traditional slutty porny glamour model poses…something all girls can do…with her mom tits out…

It is on a level of different, brilliant, unique, fun and I wish girls I sexted with were this funny and weird….not because I like tits to a man face, but because I like people just having a good time, while getting naked…instead of being all broken about it…because I guess some girls have made it in life ,like Sienna Miller, allowing them to be as silly as they want…

I am a fan, but then again I’ve always thought she was great, despite the Herpes I assume she’s got…you know Hollywood types from the UK have to try even harder than Hollywood types from Hollywood and they’ve all got herpes…every last one of them…

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